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dat tew bahhd
Concatshoelaces on ur solo nawt sekkund, willy boy!
fankees NS wee seams tu bee aloan…
nobudiiez talkin tu anibudie ells
It’s da mutual ignoration society.
ai due nawt gib an flock STN!
Ewe’s nawt talkin to u eever.
Can’t we all just fleece get along?
derez mutton tue dizcus
wool, iffn taht’s teh wai yoo feal…
soon as mary gets back ai ram outta heer!!
Baaaaa ram ewe!!!
Babe reference FTW!
@@@@@
Ai lubs dat moovee!
I duz too! Doan tells nobodies.
Ur seekrit iz saef wif meh.
*luuks arownd*
Um — Dave — we iz nawt teh onlee wunz heer!
*peez in a flannik*
You bedder gets a noo flannik. Dat wun habs peez awn it.
I lubs it too!! I always cry at teh end. I’m weerd dat way.
Ai wishes Ai culd has a goggie like Fly.
Yase, dat good goggie. Butts I wunts a goggie like Einstein in “Watchers” by Dean Koontz.
And ub corse teh pig, too.
And I wuddun mind teh crazy duck.
Oh, heck, I will takes teh hole barnyard. Cept, ironically, furr dat mean cat!!
Ewe stink! An ur father smelld uf elderberries!
but he was oh so tasty!
Probly cuz hes on the lam’ again.
icanhaslamburger? (wiff cheez, pleez)
*goes out to get da mint jelly*
but its a kyoot littlol lamb!
I no. I can’t believ I cud eben joke about dat. Dis is such a prettey and funny LOL. @@@@@
butt, why? U finkso litlol lamb not like teh jelly? I finkso he find it a tasty treat.
O hai, kafleen! How u is?
I am just ducky!!!
I has a big happy. How is U?
U is a ducky donkey? Okey dokey.
I is happy that u has a happy!
ewe’ll notice (or not) that nothing was stated in reference to talkin’ ABOUT, just not “to”.
soe ewe cud sai furinstince:
yur mama wuz an allykat!
STN
at leest ewe’s not a camel.
ah, huh? ai hz a konfooseloled.
(sum time ago dan tolded us a gud story abowt how a amorous camel frum teh rokkettes’ christmiss show stolded himz coffee an, if i rebember correkly, droold on him. so now dan not lieks camels.)
ttfn! has a good friedegg/caturday!!!
{{cheezfrens}}
bai gammacat!!
ai wil haz tu leaf sune two.
yue awl haz an grate wekweekweekend
*waves baa-baa to gammacat*
Alrite, who wantz ta chanj playses wif me inna moarnin?
Ok, I’m listning….
I gotta go see Dr SkinCat foar my 6-munf czech an DO NAWT WANT!
{{{{redd}}}}
awn yur bak soes dokta has sumtink tu fine!
drawer eh
Aw, red. ♥♥ Dat must b deh Pleh! tu hab tu seeing deh DrTinycat ebbree 6 munthz. I hopez deh √ ↑ goez fine! {{{rhsb}}}
Fanks, catena & cween.
Yesh, goin iz berry berry Pleh, cuz I nebber kno ifn him gonna wanna cut stuff oar nawt.
**thinks abowt hidin unner teh bed**
OMG!
this pictures remind me on: http://www.terasonic.de/2009/06/23/simons-cat-ganz-liebe-katze/
*g*
Sry, redd, can’t change places wiff you. It’s a scarry fing, butt, scarrier nawt going or knowing. {{{redd}}}
Plzplzplz?
I will let u snorglol Dini.
Do you hab somone who can go wiff you an take you out to lunch after?
Yesh, mahm iz drivin me.
Gud. And watabowt lunch?
Wii will play it by eer.
Ifn I getted cut awn, I will wanna go hoam wifakwikness.
Ifn I nawt getted cut awn, izza mebbe.
**fliez in and landz on floofy white red hed ov rhsb**
Gud luk tumarra! Aiz krawsdid awl my talons, an my eyes, an braydid my fevvers so dey are awl krawsdid!
**nips eer ov rhsb jintlee an fliez awai**
Awww, fankyoo ph!
How u flying if braydid fevvers?
Berry krookedly. Obur an unner, rownd and frew. Repeet. Iz otay, aiz a liddlol dizzee but Yu iz wurf it. **slams intu wall** Owch.
Ai kin haz margareetaz nao?
Shur, I finkso u has dezerbed it.
**pourz ph a beeg margajareeta**
Cheez!
Ofankess! **lik sawlt Sip lik sawlt sip lik sawlt sip GULP** Ai kin has anudder?
U can has lots moar ifn u prawmiss to has dezignaytid flyur.
Howzabowt we all sleep ober an hab margeritas tonite and waffols tomorrow.
Grate eyedea, pj!
I’m alreddy warin my pee-jayz, an teh playse is sumwut prezentablol.
And we can bringz kittehs to play wiff Dini?
Oh, yesh!
Espeshulee bringin teh floofy wunz an teh calikoes!
aw! love convinient laughter!!!
AND jokes…
Oh Hai, Cheezpeepz!!
I can haz a nowncesmint tu making….
I haz desided how tu dewing deh Dark adn Stormy Nite so ebbreewun gitz a chans tu play. I hadded mennee peepz offer Ideaz and I haz skrunchinged dem awl tugezzer and dis iz wut I fink wii will dueing.
Dere will b wun Dark adn Stormy Nite on Wenzdii deh 28th on deh 6am ICHC Lol;
Den wun on Halloween nite Saturday deh 31st on deh 12 pm (noon) ICHC Lol;
Den annuzzer wun on Guy Fawkez Day, Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICHC Lol.
I will needing a vulunteer tu kik off deh Dark and Stormy Nitez on deh Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol. It shud b sumwun hoo b reezunablee shur dat dey will b online at deh appropree~it time tu post deh starting commint. To volunteer, plz tu sending an emayo tu cweenmj @gmail.com (wifout deh spaic). I will sending u an emayo wif deh rulez tu post in deh kikoff comment.
Tyme kunvershunz chart:
6am ICHC=
… 9am Pacific
…10 am Mountain
…11 am Central
…12 pm Eastern
… 5 pm TTI
… 8 pm Sidney Next Day
12 pm (noon) ICHC =
…3 pm Pacific
… 4 pm Mountain
… 5 pm Central
… 6 pm Eastern
… 11 pm TTI
… 2 am Sidney (Next day)
12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)
Plz tu note: Yrup changez off uv Daylite savingz time dis weekend, but we Merrykanz don’t change until Nov. 1th. Deze timez duz not taking dat intu akkownt. U will haz tu adaptify deh tymez akkordinglee.
And, az an added attrakshun, I will hosting a Halloween Party Saturday nite on deh 2 pm LOL. (Fur doze uf uz hoo haz no RL) So git ur kostuumz reddy!!!
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Yu kin seeing deh original Dark adn Stormy Nite tu see how it played owt wif multiplol fredz branching off deh story.
Wii now returning u tu ur regular LOLz.
Maire hadda wittle lamb… It wuz berry good wif mint, I finkso!
ohai, cweenmj and ebberywon else!
“Mawrry had a littlol lamm,
a lobster, an sum proonz,
a glass ob milk, a pisa pi,
and den sum makaroonz.
It mayde teh busy wayters grin
Tew sea hurr order so,
And whin dey carried Mahrry out,
Hurr fase wus wite as sno.”
:snerk:
fangs, cmj!
ai feles a liddlol lyke teh lammy, nobuddy iz tawking 2 mii. Ai showed up, and ebberywon rand away. I’ll go bakk 2 wasting my thyme in RL, I guess.
Dhe late ebeningz awlmost awlwayz b deh kwiet here.
Schmooooz!
I purrfurr Rosemary an Garlic myself.
Mmmmm. Good choice, Red.
Ai lubs lamb. Aifink ai wud be happier if nawt remindified hao kyoot dey akshullee iz.
Teh bestest lamb I had, I wuz in Maine.
Dey put hunks ov garlik unner teh skin. It wuz cooked inna uven awn a low heet foar seberal howers.
Dey nawt kwiet sew kyoot wen dey’s beeg enuff tu eet, gud ting tu! Ai ewesed tu rayse sheepz, teh bebes am sew snorglesome butt(!) nawt stay dat wai forebber.
Tehy am deelish wen dey nawt kyoot ennymoar, speshully wif lawtsa garlic or rosemary or bofe. Or mint iz gud tu!
omgee!! dat looks lyke a diffrent langwige. lOl
1 cukumber
1 cupish sour cream
1 clove ob garlic (gr8ed)
1/2 lemon joosed
s&p
tsp sugar.
Dry and drain gr8ed cucumber, mix togever.
dis could be baaaaaaaaaad…..
Why?
**hur axks sheepishlee**
Well — ai duzzint want to werk ennymoar tonite. Aifink ai will get teh flock outta heer.
Ebbreewun haz a gud nite, a grayte Caturday, an a fabulous week-week-weekend!
Nite, nite nightshayde!!
‘Nite, ns.
Haz teh gud week-end. Hoap u feline bedder!
wool, haff a nyse won, ns!
i fink my sistah iz a vegitewian… shee wuld go mad @ all u 4 wanin 2 eated lammb!! buts iz dont givve a cwap!
Iz tryed to go vegemitarian once…but teh lamb is sew nomalicious
ai naught tried; woodn’t hass a ghoat ob a chanse, ifinkso
No bleating around the bush for ewe! Ewe knows what you likes!
yeh…so did i…. but my mum didnt aprove…and she couldnt get me to sttop..so she took me to kfc and BOOM!!! i eat meat again!!! CURSE U MUM!!!
Nothing funny about mint jelly.
wut a sheep pun.
Nah, i think they’re just being sheepish.
You has teh big worries way too big
tey is waitin for
ice cream for crow
PERHAPS crow danse a hoho
but beliebes me kanow
cat and bunneh and crow has teh ice cream on teh weigh
I deliber miself!
Ok, LOLspeak aside, this LOL gets the bad pun award for the year! LOL
I turnz my baaaaaack on ewe
Lamb is Agnus, cat is Cato
That mayk me has a sad,
da Kitteh and dat Ewe
with the bad vibes they b eggpressing
just mayks meh go “EEW!”
I hoaps day wurk tits out.
……. …. …. anniwai ………… ai walk…. …. …..humm……. .. .. …. ….?
pluck ewe?
Aw, that’s a pretty cat.
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