also, kitteh not at 0%. 0%=kitteh death.

kitteh at 1% humph.

kittehs dut care it izza weekend–tey wantz brekfust nao!

*poke*..mew….*poke*….mew….*poke*
*gibs up pokin an sitz awn hoomins hed*
*loud purrin*

dats hao suzyq kitteh waiks meh up catudai moarnink

Ennywun want sum? Deres plenny!

*taykes deep fryed piklol and PB sammich*

*nom, nom, nom* *wypes mouff*

icanhasdeepreefried krips (an chips, an Freis) wiff dat?

*poke* waikee naoz?

*poke*…..*poke* ….*poke*

Heer jus like teh king lieks dem!

Wha…whut happened? whut thyme is it? wear am eye?

Strypee Kitteh coodz
toarmentz t3h Dawggeh, but Napz
amz moar impoartunnt!

Napz ryte naow maykz senss!
So Kitteh canz habz awwwwwwwwlll Nyte
2 bawthurr Dawggeh!!!

Jack.

* handz Anni teh steemy mug adn teh playt wif sum biskits *

dis et?…………noe, dats fur da fone
dis wun?………noem, daz fir da kamruh
dees et?………noez, dis iz fro empeetree playuh

*pondurz*

hmmm…. mehbe dis wil wurk………

*opins kan ob toona*

Dere be seberal kittehs hangin arown dis prawpurrtee, so it mite be oar mite nawt be.

Deres wun kitteh in partikulolar dat I wud LUB to bring in, butt I has nawt desydid yet.

Dere wuz a BC awn teh hood of my car!

Ohai, wii haz hawt chawklitt, tee oar kawfee fur drinkz tudai.

Noms iz teh opun fayse sammiches wif chikkun, tunas, hams salluds adn teh sordid cheezus.

Der iz awlso pikklols, biskits adn crisps

Dark adn Stormy Nite

I can haz a nowncesmint tu making….

I haz desided how tu dewing deh Dark adn Stormy Nite so ebbreewun gitz a chans tu play. I hadded mennee peepz offer Ideaz and I haz skrunchinged dem awl tugezzer and dis iz wut I fink wii will dueing.

Dere will b wun Dark adn Stormy Nite on Wenzdii deh 28th on deh 6am ICHC Lol;

Den wun on Halloween nite Saturday deh 31st on deh 12 pm (noon)
ICHC Lol;

Den annuzzer wun on Guy Fawkez Day, Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12
am (midnight) ICHC Lol.

I will needing a vulunteer tu kik off deh Dark and Stormy Nite on deh Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol. It shud b sumwun hoo b reezunablee shur dat dey will b online at deh appropree~it time tu post deh starting commint. To volunteer, plz tu sending an emayo tu cweenmj @gmail.com (wifout deh spaic). I will sending u an emayo wif deh rulez tu post in deh kikoff comment.

Tyme kunvershunz chart:
6am ICHC=
… 9am Pacific
…10 am Mountain
…11 am Central
…12 pm Eastern
… 5 pm TTI
… 8 pm Sidney Next Day

12 pm (noon) ICHC =
…3 pm Pacific
… 4 pm Mountain
… 5 pm Central
… 6 pm Eastern
… 11 pm TTI
… 2 am Sidney (Next day)

12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)

Plz tu note: Yrup changez off uv Daylite savingz time dis weekend, but we Merrykanz don’t change until Nov. 1th. Deze timez duz not taking dat intu akkownt. U will haz tu adaptify deh tymez akkordinglee.

And, az an added attrakshun, I will hosting a Halloween Party
Saturday nite on deh 2 pm LOL. (Fur doze uf uz hoo haz no RL) So
git ur kostuumz reddy!!!

Adn fur doze hoo not noing how tu play dis game, oar doze hoo furgottid…..

The rules are simple:

The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’

Each person adds a paragraph or line, lolspeak is optional.
Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged.

The story is limited to 50 entries. The last person to post must end the story.

It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are.

Don’t forget to ‘refresh’ (F5). Try to keep lols and comments within the story to a minimum in order to preserve the flow.

And remember to use the ‘Reply’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page.

Yu kin seeing deh original Dark adn Stormy Nite tu see how it played owt wif multiplol fredz branching off deh story.

Now bak tu ur regular LOLz.

*happitayl dansdansdans*

*Links paws wif catena & jk2k*

Let’s go to teh Ty Booteek!