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Jackie on Mom! My foots is all wet.… Jackie on You can have pizza rolls … Jackie on 3-D katalog Jackie on witness protection Jackie on Every night Blackie made Jackie on Garfeild and John…. pj perry on bless you! pj perry on bless you! cweenmj on bless you! kafleen on bless you! kafleen on bless you! cweenmj on bless you! pj perry on bless you! pj perry on bless you! cweenmj on bless you! 
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Ai rezembul dat remark!
Congrats, NS! U leed teh brayde!
*happitayl dansdansdans*
*Links paws wif catena & jk2k*
Let’s go to teh Ty Booteek!
o berree kewl, ai wanna see teh noo skarfs an shooos!
Dhere b a hole shelf full uv Halloween gooddeez. Witchez hatz, spyder webz, Jackelanternz, boblolhedded blak catz, ….
Ooooh – purplol sparklee plush kitteh wiffa witch hat — DO WANT!
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* pushes in teh trolley wif teh carafs adn teh nom trais *
Ohai, wii haz hawt chawklitt, tee oar kawfee fur drinkz tudai.
Noms iz teh opun fayse sammiches wif chikkun, tunas, hams salluds adn teh sordid cheezus.
Der iz awlso pikklols, biskits adn crisps
Did I miss da waffol bar?
Can Ai joyn in? Ai lub sum chokklit an a biskit b4 Ai go 2 bed plz.
Uf Korse, Heer haz teh whippee creems fur teh chikklit. Trai teh sawft mololassus biskits…iz mai grandad’s recipe. Dem haz teh raysuns.
* handz Anni teh steemy mug adn teh playt wif sum biskits *
Nomnomnom! Thx, WRr!
*brings inn depe fryer*
yoo noes eye lykes my fuds fryed ore chikken-fried!
*dumps sammishes N2 fryer fase down*
* Handz kitkay teh Deep fried dill piklol, adn PB sammich *
Heer jus like teh king lieks dem!
fang-que, WWr!
*taykes deep fryed piklol and PB sammich*
*nom, nom, nom* *wypes mouff*
icanhasdeepreefried krips (an chips, an Freis) wiff dat?
yay! congaratz lurnt tu lien dansdansdans.
nede eh charj, pleis.
*rumajiz thru desk an bagz fur dat tabbeh charjur fingee*
dis et?…………noe, dats fur da fone
dis wun?………noem, daz fir da kamruh
dees et?………noez, dis iz fro empeetree playuh
*pondurz*
hmmm…. mehbe dis wil wurk………
*opins kan ob toona*
powwur iz awl gon.
Zzzzzzz
*poke…poke….poke*
*kitkay, sweepin, 2, gits poked*
Wha…whut happened? whut thyme is it? wear am eye?
Hmm, wait…wat…WAT!!!
*poke* yu waik nao?
*poke* waikee naoz?
*poke*…..*poke* ….*poke*
“Grrrrrr”
wach-out, wb! pb has sums poyntee endz and teeffs tew match!
snerk…………..
*poke*..mew….*poke*….mew….*poke*
*gibs up pokin an sitz awn hoomins hed*
*loud purrin*
dats hao suzyq kitteh waiks meh up catudai moarnink
Da nawt second mr. pj usta hafta get up 30minits bfore me.
He wud set da alarm an hit snooze 4 or 5 times.
Dat wuz juss da begining ob da end.
heehee, dats also hao lil rissa duzzit–we callz it “teh turbo purr”
kittehs dut care it izza weekend–tey wantz brekfust nao!
Me? Ai aer liek teh lowist wun!
Ohai, anni, it seemz we habba tye fer nawt nawt secondz!
Troo, dat!
Oh Hai, Cheezpeepz!!
I can haz a nowncesmint tu making….
I haz desided how tu dewing deh Dark adn Stormy Nite so ebbreewun gitz a chans tu play. I hadded mennee peepz offer Ideaz and I haz skrunchinged dem awl tugezzer and dis iz wut I fink wii will dueing.
Dere will b wun Dark adn Stormy Nite on Wenzdii deh 28th on deh 6am ICHC Lol;
Den wun on Halloween nite Saturday deh 31st on deh 12 pm (noon)
ICHC Lol;
Den annuzzer wun on Guy Fawkez Day, Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12
am (midnight) ICHC Lol.
I will needing a vulunteer tu kik off deh Dark and Stormy Nite on deh Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol. It shud b sumwun hoo b reezunablee shur dat dey will b online at deh appropree~it time tu post deh starting commint. To volunteer, plz tu sending an emayo tu cweenmj @gmail.com (wifout deh spaic). I will sending u an emayo wif deh rulez tu post in deh kikoff comment.
Tyme kunvershunz chart:
6am ICHC=
… 9am Pacific
…10 am Mountain
…11 am Central
…12 pm Eastern
… 5 pm TTI
… 8 pm Sidney Next Day
12 pm (noon) ICHC =
…3 pm Pacific
… 4 pm Mountain
… 5 pm Central
… 6 pm Eastern
… 11 pm TTI
… 2 am Sidney (Next day)
12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)
Plz tu note: Yrup changez off uv Daylite savingz time dis weekend, but we Merrykanz don’t change until Nov. 1th. Deze timez duz not taking dat intu akkownt. U will haz tu adaptify deh tymez akkordinglee.
And, az an added attrakshun, I will hosting a Halloween Party
Saturday nite on deh 2 pm LOL. (Fur doze uf uz hoo haz no RL) So
git ur kostuumz reddy!!!
Adn fur doze hoo not noing how tu play dis game, oar doze hoo furgottid…..
The rules are simple:
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Each person adds a paragraph or line, lolspeak is optional.
Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged.
The story is limited to 50 entries. The last person to post must end the story.
It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are.
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Yu kin seeing deh original Dark adn Stormy Nite tu see how it played owt wif multiplol fredz branching off deh story.
Now bak tu ur regular LOLz.
oh noez deh linkee borkt!! try agin
Dark adn Stormy Nite
Oooh! iz luk fuwn!
Guies, I jes wented owtsied foar a minnit and gess wat?
Dere wuz a BC awn teh hood of my car!
Lukkee U. Iz dis teh saym BC dat greetud U when U came bak frum baykashuns?
I dunno.
Dere be seberal kittehs hangin arown dis prawpurrtee, so it mite be oar mite nawt be.
Deres wun kitteh in partikulolar dat I wud LUB to bring in, butt I has nawt desydid yet.
Strypee Kitteh amz
juss duzzengz wut himz Innsteenktz
tellz himz shoodz beez dun!
Strypee Kitteh coodz
toarmentz t3h Dawggeh, but Napz
amz moar impoartunnt!
Napz ryte naow maykz senss!
So Kitteh canz habz awwwwwwwwlll Nyte
2 bawthurr Dawggeh!!!
Jack.
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eyenstine kitteh bleevs in teh Lahw ob Konserbayshun ob Mass/Inergee.
Dis luks leik mai cat Chessie… Hymn is iz in 0 % energy mode Mos ub teh tyme
Dis luksleik mai Toonces…She sleeps 23 hrs. a day…Nawt expendz to much energy, eben wen she’s awaik!
Hay frenz, I has teh pot of brown-been soop! It haz teh ham an onyunz innit.
Ennywun want sum? Deres plenny!
oooh, sounds nommy! FangQ red!
*sip sip sip*
Oooh, dat does sound gud! *slurp slurp*
Ennywun hoo misez red’z been sooop can haz sum 10# tater soop heer abwot tumoro oar Caturday. ai gawt da 10# taturz fur awnly 99 sentz.
Great blog. Lots of cool stuff. I will be back often. All the best.
ur fotoshopin skilz bad. plz stop put 25% kitteh hed onto 50% kitteh hed.
also, kitteh not at 0%. 0%=kitteh death.
kitteh at 1% humph.