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and dey aer berry fresh
…and dey be berry gud at getting in a jam
the marmalade wuns are berryberry gud whif toest
Heer yoo go sweeepee – sum nice fresh Catberriee choklit – straight frum Angleterre!!
Ya!!! Catberree choklit! Heer, moar choklit, dese r Catberree Crunchee barz. Nomworthy.
Congrats, SP!
ohai, annipuss!
*peeks into annipuss’s kitchen*
any caeks?
*peeks around sweetpea*
pweez, anni?
Ai haz a spaer wun… I dropt it az Ai wuz puttin it in teh uven an had 2 skoop it up awf teh flore…. Az mai flore iz nawt kwite cleen enuff 2 eet off, dat wun is fur teh burds! Ai maed haz 2 dayt an wawlnut an 2 froot caeks an dat iz awl fur dis tiem!
O noes! Ai remememember dropping a murrang on teh flore wunce – nawt mush left ov it furr teh gests butt teh burds woz pleezed!
*noms a peece of wawlnut caek”
mmmm skrummy, fanks Anni!
O bai teh wai, congrats to SP leedin teh dans, adn to jk2k, Q, Cat_S and anni hoo wer berri close behynd.
kleen enuf fur us kittehs!!
Dayte an walnut???? mai favrit ov awl!!!!
Durt Schmurt! Hoo carez if itz dayte an walnut!!
It wuz a froot caek dat caem 2 greef! Iffn it wuz dayt an wawlnut, Ai wud hab eeten it maiself!
Ai fyndz froot caeks ar speshully gud fur dropin on de flawr. I meez, huze gone to noe?? (nope, ai haz noe konshenz whutsowevver! mined, yu haz tu pik de kathayrs owt caerfuly or els de gaem is upp)
Frend of myne came to visit , says”Ahha, in dis haowshold, cat-hare iz a condiment!”
ai’m gonna get mii sum uv doze! mmmm gud
and so nommalicious
HAY!!!! Kittehs ar sposta doo da nomnomnommin, nawt be da wins gettin nommed!!
(Iffin eeneewun wuz wonderin da outcum ub da jigonormous rat saga at mii haus — Pebbles an BamBam eeted da HOLEFINK xsept dat ookie tayle!! Dey wuz da sooper fullz last nite!!
)
ai’s eatted dem!
Ooh! Ware can Ai get wun uv doez bushiz?
Ai wantz wun too! Mebbe we shud call Roger deh Shrubber, aifinkso. We kan help him during dis ekonomik downturn.
Are yu sayin “Ni” to us?
Yesh! Bring us a cat shrubbery!
butt (!) nawt tew fancee, mebbe a littlol paff wud bee gud
A niece wun, nawt tu spensive.
If we got 2, we kuld put wun a littlol higher dan teh otter adn have a nyse two-tiered effect.
ooooh, berry tastefull!
adn nawt too expensif!
no need to polologize – is just a cheesland myndmelt!!!
they is a gud fing!!!
GMTA!!!
Want!
I tayk 3 bushulz, pleez
B shor tu pik berree kayrfulee. Waiyl shaykin mey bislodj catbereez, teh fawl mey rizult n broozing an irritabul bereez.
Adn iffn a catberee lands on yur hed yu mite feel a slite prikklin ov teh poytee endz in yur hare!
Dat’s an awful lot ob greenery. Adn aifinkso ai sees TENDRILS!!!
Mayk shor tu git teh tendril wen pikkin yr catbereez. Catbereez seem kwait attachd to demz.
Cheshire Cat inz himz nat shoe ral envyor … invyero … in himz tree wair himz livvz
Oh Hai, Cheezpeepz!!
I can haz a nowncesmint tu making….
I haz desided how tu dewing deh Dark adn Stormy Nite so ebbreewun gitz a chans tu play. I hadded mennee peepz offer Ideaz and I haz skrunchinged dem awl tugezzer and dis iz wut I fink wii will dueing.
Dere will b wun Dark adn Stormy Nite on Wenzdii deh 28th on deh 6am ICHC Lol;
Den wun on Halloween nite Saturday deh 31st on deh 12 pm (noon) ICHC Lol;
Den annuzzer wun on Guy Fawkez Day, Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol.
I will needing vulunteerz tu kik off deh Dark and Stormy Nitez on Wenzdii deh 28th on deh 6am ICHC Lol and on deh Thurzday, Nov 5th on deh 12 am (midnight) ICH Lol. It shud b sumwun hoo b reezunablee shur dat dey will b online at deh appropree~it time tu post deh starting commint. To volunteer, plz tu sending an emayo tu cweenmj @gmail.com (wifout deh spaic). I will sending u an emayo wif deh rulez tu post in deh kikoff comment.
Tyme kunvershunz chart:
6am ICHC=
… 9am Pacific
…10 am Mountain
…11 am Central
…12 pm Eastern
… 5 pm TTI
… 8 pm Sidney Next Day
12 pm (noon) ICHC =
…3 pm Pacific
… 4 pm Mountain
… 5 pm Central
… 6 pm Eastern
… 11 pm TTI
… 2 am Sidney (Next day)
12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)
And, az an added attrakshun, I will hosting a Halloween Party Saturday nite on deh 2 pm LOL. (Fur doze uf uz hoo haz no RL) So git ur kostuumz reddy!!!
Ai hav no RL!!! Ai’ll be threre!
*rummujez fur kostum*
Dis luks lyk perfikk organimusashun maikween!
Skooz me, ai juss haz wun sillee kweschun. In Yurop we iz changin teh cloks dis weekweekweekend. Fallin bak wun hower. Duz dese tymes tak tihs into konsidrashun?
Ai luk foarwud to partisi….. partish….. joynin in teh storees.
NO!! Deze timez duz not taking dat intu kunsiderashunz!!
I will checking, but I finso ower MerryKan Klockz git set bak at deh 2am on Nov. 1 — mebbee iz diz weekend??
Yup, wii changez on deh wunth uv November. U will haz tu adaptifying akkordingly. sry. I furgitted awl abowt Daylite sabingz tyme.
Daz ok furr teh adaptifying, slong as we noes adn donut be missin teh lol-tiemz
Will affek teh 2 Oktobur wunz but nawt teh Guy fawkes wun.
Adn fur doze hoo not noing how tu play dis game, oar doze hoo furgottid…..
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Yu kin seeing deh original Dark adn Stormy Nite tu see how it played owt wif multiplol fredz branching off deh story.
That wuz verreh phun, mah cween! *goes bak, reads, laffs*
I members teh part wher J4K and I wuz laffin and cryin awl at wunz – we just culdint member to keep puttin in teh nombers!
Hole poynt is to havving phun . . . and we shor did! I kinnawt joyn yoo for 2 of teh dates abuv kawz of travel planz and weekenz. Hawosumever I will try to toon in for sum of teh wun on Guy Fawkes Day!
*shmoo!*
Gud, I wuz hopeing dat bai spredding it arownd ebbreewun wud at leest b ablol tu partissipate in wun. ♥
♥
Dese rools be teh komplikated adn will need mush studiing adn praktiss
*goze off to study orinjinal D adn S N*
Woot!! I awlreddy haz a volunteer fur deh 6am Oct 28th LOL!! Fankeez Momchan!!
Apprentis Cheshyre Kitteh has gotten bettur at teh slow vanish, but grin still notsogud.
Ohai, kitteh. Is yor naym . . . Kookaburra . . . purrhappz?
catberries r tasty, but got lots of thornz, yes indeedy
pik dem, if u dair!
ahem… smudgie wud lyke to do a little numbuh from Cat Pack album – “Smudgie Sings Grate Americun Songbook …”
luffs teh kitteh peradiym!
Sing it, Smudge-meister! *starts tapping paws in expectayshun*
pik mee, pik meeee!!
Catberries iz awlwai in seesun!
Speciashully teh untutored wuns!
ahem… smudgie wud lyke to do a little numbuh from Cat Pack album – “Smudgie Sings te Grate Americun Songbook …”
Fly me to the toona; let we nom amongst the stars
Let me see wat toona’s like from cosmic toona jars
In udder wurds – hold my paw
In udder wurds – darling, sniff me
Fill my tray with noms and let me feest for evah more
Smudgie be the kitteh all the jellicles adore
In udder words – join the queue
In udder words – I lubs yew
Fill my plate with cod and skate and slices of grilled cheese
Let me nom for one more song, the gushies smudgie needs
In udder wurds – gets a clue
In udder wurds -
In udder words
In udder words – I lubs yew
tank you – yowr very kind….
*klappy klappy klap!* WOOT WOOT!
ohhhh … haow lubblee! ai kan joyn fannklub??
LOWD applorz frum de cheep (haha) seets. “Fill my plate with cod and skate and slices of grilled cheese” – jeenyus! ai lubs it!!
adn awlsoe frum teh shepe (baabaa) seetz
Woot, woot!
*williboi trowes elebenty sawftee powchez ob Toona et da stayje*
hmmmmm…….ohai!
*trows sum legg ob lambs an muttun tew*
ohai waite!
*runz wif an kwikniss tu da pikeplaismarkit an yoinks an beeg keeng salmun…runz bak to shepe ceetz*
hear yu goez Doarible Smudgie!
*trows veri larje salmun et da stayge inna lubby ark tu lande rite at Smudgie feats*
Tanks Willy Boy – I tris to do nudder wun for next Friday Cat Pack ebening.
Wud be nice to gets mowr Cat Pack songs gowing…
mehbe yu kud due “dats amore aye”?
oar mehbe “da can demand” ?
YAY!! U deh man ,,,, er,,, , u deh gurl, Smudgie!!!!
tank yew
Now, were be Dino?
trii teh bahr…
ha ha ha
Ware be Sammy?
sammy bees onna staj – willy boy just frowed it at yoo!
!!!! ?????? Whut be teh Smudge? Boy ur grrrl?
Um, mebbe is invayshun of privacy to ask.
Smudgie (n Bella n Ruby) be adorable females… Smudgie be smallest. Jack be hooman mayl (iffen yew don’t reed blog tis not make sense)
OK, fankees for clarification. I duz reed teh blog and injoys it! Wuz nawt reedin klose enuff to catch awl teh detayls, apparently.
Wundermus song smudgie, yu sings lyk a nangel!
*klappity klap*
elebenty burgers fur yu!!
tanks yew tanks yew – yew be wonderfullness awdience
Teh Catberries taeste like Catberries?
Yu kan kawl teh fyremens, pweese? … ai has a stuckded …
*nods* eye saw a mooveh bout dis, fyreman took a canopener to the toonafysh can an kitteh ran strait down the giant scratch post. Sum sideplot bout teh fyreman halving a big nose.
If I hadz a big noze, i’d want tu halving it, tu.
*snerk*
Oh, yes! I sawr that kitteh movie! Was anohter seen whare a kitteh wouldnot come in teh house when his mommeh called. He also stealed her clothes, cuz when she stepped outta teh house to call him louder, teh mommeh was teh nakey. She also managed to lock teh door behind her nakey behind and then she hadda sneak behine teh bushes to teh firemans station to get teh big nose fireman to halp let her back in. Was a grate kitteh movie. *nods*
Was this not Roxanne wid Steve Martin? Based on Cyrano de Bergerac?
dats teh one!
fyreman gave her a blankie to protex her modesties
i tinks daryl hannah te gurl. watebber happened to her?
Teh fireman let her back in teh house. I think he jimmied teh lock wif hims nose. She threttened teh kitteh wif tutoring.
Nawt a happee endering aifinkso (at leest furr kitteh)
I donot think teh mommeh carried thru, although ifn’ he was a outside kitteh, he would’ve bennefitted from a good tutoring.
noap – tihs kitteh noe getz foolded bai teh tooneyfisch trikeetriktrik … onoes – tihs kitteh wantz teh fyre enjun, adn teh syreenz, adn teh lytes, adn teh laddurz … but moastlee tihs kitteh wantz … teh FYREMENZ, ov koars!!!
Wat a coinkydink! U iz saived! Ai jus maid dis lol a lil wile agos!
agreez with yer lols!
Daddeh! U prawmisd tew hep meh bild a treeeeee howwwwwse! *powts*
I leik teh choklit Eztur Catberries *nom nom!*
I want a catberry tree!