You bring your doom upon yourself, feline.
You bring your doom upon yourself, feline.
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Idel frets will get yu noware!
Congrats, mmm
Fanks Annipuss, adn congrats to awl dose in on the dot of 6.
Ai juss mayd a pot ov tee, ennewun cayre to join me?
conga-rats to anni and amber and miniminsmum, sweetpea and catena!
ai mix up big batch uv grasshoppers foar everybuddee!
*hands round tray*
Holy Gwaka Moley!!! 6 commintz in deh nawt-sekkund minnit!!!
Off tu deh TyBooTeek wif awl uv u!!!
Dhere b lotz halloween guddeez dere!!! Witchy hatz adn Jack-o-Lanternz adn sparkly maskz and bobblol hedded Blak Katz!! Adn fur drinksez dehre b Punkin-nutmeg spiced lattez adn Punkin Martooneez. Halp urselfz!
Punkin Martooneeh, nao dat sownds intrestin
Wow! Wheel wun ov yu fastee fingur peeps pick me up a sparkly mask, pleez? Anna punkin martoonee? Dat sownds yumlishus!
Ohai ph. Heer, ai got yu a sparkloly mask, wif fevvers on (blak ov corse), hoap it b teh rite syze. Adn heer’s a Munkin Partoonee, ai onlee had elebenty awlreddy
Ohai miniminsmum! Fank yu, I lub teh mask, it fits purrfecklee! **sip sip sip** Wow, datz gud, aifinkso ai will hab elebenty awlsew. **cleers deks awf** dis wurk kin wayte!
Wyl yur inz dere, kud yu pweese pik mih owt a boblolhedded blak kat and a mump kin petunia? Ai is stukded atz mai dessk, adn ai feelz lyk ai haz a fone growen outa mai eer.
**lukz wiffa cureeus at italiana’s eer** Well, ai gess datz konbeenyunt an awl, butt ai wud mebbe see a dr.tinycat abowt teh reenging in yur hed.
ai haz groan usetu teh ringen inz mai hedd (noe ringen eek walls noe bizzy ness, adn tahtz nawt gud). dr. tinycat wud has tu du a sir jerry tu remoo-v teh fone, adn itz wud oanlee groe bak – itz lyk a wead taht wae.
Eerwiggoh Italiana, wun boblolhedded blak halloleen kitteh wiv teh sawfteh furrs adn oring eyes. It can sitz on yur deks adn boblol at yu wile yur on teh fone (or teh fone iz on yu
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Pleez to hab a mump keen petunia, ai’ll haz wun wif yu – cheerz!
ofangyumerimeowtch! Teh bobblolhedded kitteh is a door ablol – fitz ryt in wif awl teh Hallolweenie dekamarayshunz ai has in my aww fiss!
… adn teh mump kin petunia hit teh spawt – ai can has tee moar martoonies, ifyu pweese? – itz bin wun ov tohse daiz, adn dere’z fwee moar owers (seemz laik elebbenty) leftted untyl ai can kloaz foar teh dae.
*propz hedd adn fone awn paw, klinkz petunia/martoonie glas wif MM, and takez a sippee …. MMMMM! Izz deelysh … duhlis … reeleereelee GUD!!*
O haz anudder wun, oar too or elebenty! Bai teh end ov teh fwee owers yu will be feelin no pane!!
*klinkz glases wiv Italiana*
O dere seme to be too of yu adn foar glases, mebbee ai shudn’t haz ennee moar
U haz bean warnd, kitteh
watch this
Ah so, Glasshoppah!
wax on, wax off!
Karate Kid !!!
Ohhhh … A glass hopper!! Duz heem hafta beez keerfull nawt to hopz too hardz??? No wanna brake into peeceeies
pray that you are reddy to met yr CC, prey.
Lukz like him haz awlreddy metted deh CC!
…and they iz abowt to get to know eech other a lot better.
…up klose adn purrrrrrsunal…
Frum teh inside, Itinkso
ai has pointee endz, tu!
I knows kung-fu, karatae, and other foreign wurds!
well, you don’t have to bite my head off.
*heddesk*
said the male mantis to the female
Otay den — mawbee i weel jest pullz off yer leggies???? Weel dat beez ohkay wif youz??
Pull. Awf. Mai. Legzies???
*faints*
when we lived in TX, there were these large brown bugs that were probably some sort of beetle or roach. When one would get in the house, all I would find is six legs arranged in a sort of circle.
Bughenge, yu hazzed it.
oooh! wuz religius sara… cera… thing! ai get it!
Likee a crop circol?? Butt onlee a leggie circol??
Doo yoo nose whut happined two da rest ub da bugglie??
ummm… aifinkso u wud have to ask teh kittehs abowt that… ai always fotso the leggies must have been nawt-tastee…
Berry creeative kittehs — eets ub da bodee and spatted out da legs inna circol!! I lubs it!
kinda like eating chikken wings, wiv a big pile uv bones at the end!
Ohhhh… mii kittehz leeb da piles ub bones awl da tyme!! Den da goggies cumz inna room an dey eets up da lefteeobers.
I lefted todai wif da kitteh nawt sharin a big ole rat!! (8 ouncees ub rodint…) Dey was takin da turns eetin on it. BamBam wood likee to hab dem eet togeffer — butt Pebbles no likee to shares da rodintz — offer fud yes, nawt rodints — she noseynosez BB out da wai an iffin he nawt leeb she baps heem onna da hed!!
as I said on a nurlier lol – EM – you is a tuff cookie!
big rodints… *shudder*
Iffin I sawed dems afore I boughted dem I mita passed… butt naw dat day inna da haus sumwuns gotta eetz em – an it nawt gonna bee mee!!
Da goggies like em too, but the kittehs needz em moreer cuz dey kin nawt nom da big beefs meels likee da goggies — sew goggies onlee gitz da rodintz az tweets!!
In Kenya I once saw a cat eat a live praying mantis. It was indeed one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen.
i’d ravver not have my fuds still jumping wen i eet them, but i gess for kittehs taht just makes it more fun.
Donut luks naw, butt der iz fifbee meelluns elebenty morez ub mee inna da gwass behinie mee!!
Mooooaaahhhhhhaaahhhaaa!!
Watch out, hims has pointee and stikkee enz.
an da seecureeety ub oberwellming nummerz!! Dey well awl jest marchmarchmarch rite ober ta topz ub dis disreespectin feellion
Oh Hai, Bom!!! How u b??
sumwun wuz lukking fur u *thinks* yesterday?? oar deh day b4??
Dis b y I wuz nawt a secretary.
Oh, adn I furgitz hoo it wuz, tu.
Imma rite der wif you mi cween — I awlwaes say izza gud fink I nawt paid ta typitty type type!
Bom Momme!
haow wuz teh flaym frowing? Ai has mist yu!!!!!!!!
“…You wanna keep that paw?!?!?!”
Why yes, fankQ i doo. Ifinksoi dat wee iz habbin a failyer ub commoonicatifyin … I wuz jest gunna brush offa dat crum dats onna you fase…
U haz trubblolz keeping ur pawz latelee, EM!! dont tu b lozing deh bionic wunz!!
I gotted da reel wun bak!!! i uzed da “FIND STUFF” feechur onna me bionicol wun and eet founded mi reel hand!! It had fallin inta a icey chest sew it wuz nawt awl rotten oar nuffin!!
An, wood yoo beeleef it, da bionicol hand kin doo surgeriez!! Mi noo han putted mi old hand bak onn…
I’m keepifin dat bionicol had doh — yoo nebber no when yoo mite be kneadin it!!
It mite come in handee sum taim
ok, i almost splorted dieyut pepsi on my skreen!
Omg praying mantises are so cute!!!! LOOK AT IT!! AWWWWW. Crazy-out-of-this-world insect (?) you.
“It iz tym, littlol grasshoppa… ai meen, praying mantis… fur u tu fulfill ur destinee!”
Kitteh iz jus estenden da floofy paw ub frindship.
Noms wud b laters.
Kitteh is lulling prey into false cents ob securtiee?
I wud prefurr reel dollarz uv sekuritee. Just sayin.
Yoo du not challenj teh Jedi Mastah Mantis. Yoo tink heez 2 smal? But siez matars not. So he has a gud siez.
An, yes, Ai am a g33k, tank yoo 4 askin.
or for the Terry Pratchett fans: Remember Rule Number One!
U definitlee need tew wach owt fer dose baldy wrinklee smylee menz!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Wii has teh bestest monark!
praying won’t help
Ohai eberywun.
Ai can haz teh nownsmint?
Has U seed A unattached hand?
Sumwun yoinked EMs awf a cupplol daiz ago. Ai nawt menshun enne naymes, PJ.
Ai gibbed hur teh noo bioniklol hand dat ai fownded in teh Fleep’z trashcanz, but hur nawt fink it wurkz so gud adn wantz hurz owld hand baks.
*starts seerchin thru bag*
hhhmmmmmmm, old candy, old fluff, nope, no hand
gotta hand eet tu yu…
I found it!! I found it!! Wuz inna icy chest sew wuz steel gud!! Dat amizifin bionicol hand didid da surgerry to putsa it bak on! Da bionicol han wuz nice — butt too hardz ta uze — i feltified likee “Innspector Gagjet”
Butt Imma gonna keepz it, since it nawt needz ta bee onna army to werk!!
Playing mantras naymd Davidz.
Feelion naymd Goe lyeth.
… yu noe hao tihs wun enndz …
teh fight iz nawt awlwais tu teh strawng, nor teh rais tu teh swiff….
bawt datz teh wae tu bett!
When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave the Shaolin Temple.
Shaolin templol?! Ai wuz lukking fur teh Shurlee Templol
Shirley yu jest …
don kall mii shurlee!
Never! An doan cawl meh Shirlee!
No dat be Bo.
An nawt cawl meh shurlee plsthx.
Bo Templol
okae, okae – ai has a HYOOJ sawree – ai noe meened to maiks N E buddy madz, adn ai mayded EBREBUUY madz. *hydz faiz in pawses bekaws ai didded a badfing … slinks awf tu sitz awn teh yuawtabeshamed chayr in teh farr bak korner uv teh nawty barn*
*Sendz a YNG ober to Italiana wif a dwinkie poo, a messaje an a massage*
Donut wooriez der Italiana — I nawt madz sew EBREBUUY nawt madz atchew…. An i donut reelee fink dat eenywun iz mad atchew — jest sitz heer and sipps yer dwink and injoy da massage!!
Sumwun haz a mad? Where. Ai nawt mad atchoo. Ai nawt get mad at ennebunnee.
Ai purrfurrz tu getz a liddlol ahed, oar at leest ebben.
ofangyu – teh dwinkie poo is lubblolee, adn ai wil ennchoi teh massoj … ADN teh YNG!! *blooshes furreeuslee, wyl atz teh saim tym, grineng misscheeveyuslee frum eer tu eer* … ai kud lern to lurv it owt heer in teh Nawtee Barn!
*runz in
*snatchez pebblol
*runzawaylaffing
**runs in**
**snatches Shirlee Tempul**
**runs out**
***runs in***
***snatches teh marasheeno cherriez awai frum ph***
***runs out***
*found hiding in the corner eating the last marasheeno from the jar*
adn faivoritt Kung Fu w/David Carridine(sp)
Inna mii haus da Pebbles snatches yoo!!
In germanie we callz dis mantis “Gottesanbeterin” wich meens sumpin laik “god’s worrshipper”.
Well, fitz!
Ur name betta den are nam. Wez cull it teh “european mantis”, wich meens sumwun tuk sum from der ovor to heer. Den dey dun made fruty lik and du the multiplying, wit deh eting of the hed n evrytin. Dis hapn hundrds of yrs bac. Deh euro-mant tuk a bote. No airyplans bak den.
dis no time to pray
battleship kitteh see you
mantis not so smart
The original shot
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brookepennington/3924658190/
Ahm warnin u! Ah’ll dew it, ah’ll kik ur butt ai sware!
Ai gib u wun moar chanse kitteh!
U in beeg trubble naow, bedder wach owt!
*points* Hay, iz dat a cheezburg??!? *hophophops in opposyte direkshun*
Dat buggeh am a contendah!
Moments later, many ommnomnoms, than plehs.
donut undirestimayt teh power uv teh mantiz…..Ai’m jist sayin’, kitteh….
Must have found Zorak.
ooo, look whooz on deh menyu?
what camera did you use?
Mah furstborn lolcat wuz beeten up by liddel praying mantis, we haz movah uv it, he hates when we playz it fur friends.
That picture is actually really well done, and funny, too. Sorry, I ain’t seaking in lolspeak – just for this one serious comment.
Oh wow, can i have the big size of this image? *-*