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Eezee 2!
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Thx catena – we haz a macrame uv 6 peepl!
W00t! W00t! Tihs izz mai beri beri nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund!! Siks wai makkramay … moar lyk a Gourdee yan not … adn ai izz akshully pawrt uv itz!!!! Ai has a HAPPEE!!!!
Speshul congrats 2 u, Italiana! Ur nawt sekund nawt sekund is berry eggsitin!
Ofangyu! Ai nebber inz elebbenty yeers thawt ai wud ebber haz eeben a pawrt uv a nawt-sekkund!! Ai wud getz upz adn doo a happeedansdansdans, butt(!!) ai has teh fone styl growen outa mai eer frum teh lazt lol.
saneeterri az wel!
conga rats onna nudder tawp spawt anni
Thx willy boy. Yep das an Ohai jeenik fing teh kitteh haz killified!
Teh Conga Ratz put aside their lunches adn file owt to do teh chikken dans dans dans in honour of teh lunchtyme lol!
Lunchtiem nuffin! it’s neerlee bed tiem fur me!
izz dinnurtym lol in VHF, soe dere arr sordid koald meetz adn cheezeez wif rollz tu maik sammwidges … adn koald salluds … adn a grate Southrun traddy shun foar dizzyzert – redd vellvit caek! Ennchoi!
*taykes a slyse ob kake maded frum red and bellbit*
*nom, nom, nom*
dat’s gud!
butt chew nose ai lykes my fuds fryed or chiggen-fried!
lyk shootun fyche een eh barrul…
wil tri fur an burgur tewmahrow
adn evenchuali kitteh will has deh strenf adn skyllz to hunt teh elusive cheezburger!
den deh fryes…………
den an shaik…………
den wen hims profishint et awl dose hims wil goe furr dat moast elusibe
Hoppi Meol
Iz teh hoppi meol whut dem serbs awn teh bunneh airwais?
Maybe hii can mobb in wiff Master Shake, Meatwad and Frylock…dey cood yoos a pet, aifinkso.
Ai had aye kitteh huntriss whu bringged hoam hawt dawgz anna stake tu feed hur bebbehs.
I kilt it myself!
Mah sammich. It ar ded.
prey comz shrenkrappd adn ebbryfink!
Kitteh chuses teh paff op leasht resistunz
subs foar kittehs
nuffing cann sub 4 kittehs, aifinkso!
5 kittehs!
Dat beez wun klebber kitteh!
sumbuddies lukin awl ober dere karr fur dat sub dey lefted rite dere an minuet ugo………….
an wise dere kat hare onna seet? …..ai doan haz an kitteh………
OMCC! Dis luuks lyk my nayburz kitteh!
Akshulee, dey has two kittehs – bruvvers – dat luuk lyk dis.
bringin hoam de bakon!!
and all teh other fings on teh sub – like
Allybakore toona
Bololney
CheezyCheezy cheeze
Dat sweet hot sawce
E…
Eggy sallud
Feta cheezee
Garbannzoo beenz
Hawt soss
I …
Iceberg lettus
Jalapeños
Ketchup
L…
Italian dressing
Jalapeños
kale
L
Lettuce
Mausturd teh spicee kind
Nacho cheez – iz mai cheez
Olibe oyles
P…
papas fritas,
quater pownderz (wiff cheez)
riep red materz
salammyee
toona fisch
u…
Inches of bread
Juisy roast beast
Kooked meat
Lettus
M…
Nawt jest teh baykun.
Teh baykun, lettis an tomaters too!
mmmmm baykun….
NYC kitteh goes huntin’ for alligator in teh Subway, ends up whif sammich, instead.
Jared Gabe it tew hymn…
I almost sed somfing similar, butt!, I didn’t fink any 1 wud get it.
Iz dat wun of dem Fibe-dollur fut-lawngz?
now dat wood bee a big FEAT!
I haz big feetz
Aifinkso dat iz wun uf dem no-dollur fut-lawngz. Kitteh nawt haz enne plais fur teh munnies.
U meen……..kitteh YOINKED it?
Kitteh Nawt haz tu yoink it. Awl fings belong tu teh kitteh. U nawt get teh memmo?
Gess nawt.
Dat’s Okai, Ai haz a feeling Dini will remindify U when hur nawt haz tu nap.
I’m shur hur will!
Kittehs onlee yoink fings when dem wants tu haz teh challinj, aifinkso.
Yu meen teh memmeow taht sedded “Awl yur sammwidgez are belong tu ki”? – noap, diddunt getz taht wun!
ai washded mai fingrrrz adn kant du ennyfink wif tehm … shudda typeetypeed kitteh , uvkoars …
;-D
Sammich killah!
sammich killar is bedder tahn cereal killeh, ifingso!
fangs allot, 4.5k!
Ummmm…..I can has sum halp, plz?
Dini iz nappin in teh chayre an hur be sew kyoot, I kinda splorted.
**holdz hed an fawlz in floor**
wen kan wee haz gnu pikshures ob Dini?????? wen..huh…wen????
okaidoki aiz halpin yu
weight…hao yu fawl in da flore?
lemme fynd an floreskrapur
*
SweepingSkrappin up deh braynez, skrape, skrape. Awl in a BEEG pile.*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv ebil williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, red. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
**regayns conshusniss**
Oooowwww…..
Fankyoo, willy boy.
I will tayk sum moar pikshurs of Dini soon, I prawmiss. Hur nawt lyk to hold still verry offin, tho.
I don’t know why but this picture makes me sad. I can’t help but to think this is a poor stray cat that is very hungry.
Nawt to be sad, sanfabich, I finx dis kitteh lukes clean and nawt skinny. I hazza hopeful.
If dis iz a stray hongry kitteh, den dis must be a berry happeh day fer himz.
ai bet if it wuz a stray, persun cud nawt get so close to tayke pikshur. Kitteh wud have run away wiv hiz pryze!
aifinks kitteh jumpz inna hims hoomis kar an grabbd deh sammich deh hoomin baught fur lunche…….
kitteh lubs rosed beasties sammichez
iz beeg sammich….meybe kitteh wil shaer wif hims hoomin wen kitteh iz ful…….
shud bee sum bred lefte aniwai…
shaer? wut iz diz?
shaer: iz wen kitteh letz sumwun ells haz wut dey doan wants noe moar obs
soars- kitidikshunary.com
Iz whut kitteh duz when hur gibs U teh sammich tu taek aowt uf teh rappur. U getz tu keep teh rappur.
Nawt hongry aneemoar!
ai alwayz fink teh wurst, too. ai see animal onna street — ai fink, mus be homeless!! oh noes!!
mai DH haz bin instr…instroo… teechin me haow to “reframe” an nawt alwayz fink teh wurst possible fing ever.
Aifink sumtimez itz beddur to fink teh wurst fing & be pleasantlee surprised to find fings iz beddur den u thot dey wuz.
Itz nawt sew fun akshullee to fink gud fing & den find owt itz bad.
wii has teh stray/ferrel kittehz dat kumes out a nite in a hord behynd teh fast fuds plases on teh korner down teh street frum mii. It maykes mii sad, 2.
offen, eyed lyke 2 chetch dem an habbs dem nootered an reelese, butt eye nebber gits around 2it. NE wayz eye knot habbs extree munies rite now. Pore ferel kittehz.
(not dis won, dough, she lukks OK)
Gots 2 go, now, bai-buy, cheezpeepz!
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moast TNR wil due fixins fur frei – yu jes haz tu bring da kittehs tu dems. sum wil lone yu trapz tu
du an surch fro TNR inn yur areuh… hear inn seaddle wee haz da Feral Cat Spay/Neuter Project
Mabye it’s a kitteh whut has a job as a sammich deliverer.
dat samwich iz big az u.
Dere be a fud playse arown heer dat adbertizez “Burritoz az beeg az ur hed”.
Fur peepl hoo’ze eiiz are biggur dan dere bellehs!
Dey must has sum BEEG eies, cuz I has seen sum BEEG bellehs owt dere!
It’s wat mai gramma yoost 2 sai iffn Ai took a big peese uv caek an den cudn’t eet it awl!
Juss notissed teh tiem! Shud be in bed bai naow!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
g’nyte, ap! plesant dreems!
But I sez no mayos!
>^;^<
Musturd
Nasi tuna
Onjons
Peppers
Q
Wylee Cow Kitteh
capchurrz t3h eelosibb ‘Foot
Lawnnnng Ieetalee~unn Sub’!
Wylee Cow Kitteh
didz nawt habz 2 chayss hurz pray.
Hurz jusst ‘borrowd’ itz!
‘Ieetalee~un Sub’ nawtz
needz Cleer Wetz, eevurr. Berreh
eezee 4 Kitteh!!!
Jack.
*clappity-clappity teh floofy pause*
Well, eye haz a Hunger now, bye!
OMG, who says only man is the hungry one around?
hummm… feeded then ai siik mi toy…… …. … … … .. .. . .. …. .. ..♪.
can u plz tell me how u got that music note?
i gotz me a samich!
IZ LOVE SAMICHEZ! DUZ IT GOTZ HAMM?
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2756065024
Another lolcat ’bout food, ^^
This pick is great though, sad for the person the sandwich belongs too haha!