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yes i need the entire bean bag
Picture by: Chelsea Peterson Caption by: Mema9090 via Our LOL Builder
U get ur own
kun grat yu lae shuns!
Conga RATS on dis forewais Thai, annipuss, catena, nightshayde & will boy! Sumthin spiysee, maybee, chilly nibbuls wid firey coktayles? Ai ofurs yu it orl!!
(o deer ai cannawt spel willy. shaem.)
spelink iz alwais opshunul hear
ai thot spellink wuz inventive heer.
Ai wuz finking bean soups wif teh gud hambone de bayonne, teh gud navee beans adn teh unyums adn spetzlols.
Thx TL! Spicey wud be gud – mite warm me up sumwat!
okaiz, wel in dat kais a speshully hawt porshun uf chilly nibbuls fer annipuss, wid mai pattinted Fier Cocktayle (yu wil nawt fiel de kould arfter dis, anni, hahaha) an a phewzhun vurshun of been soop. Wid chillys. ‘k?
nau i getz stuk into de fier cokatyle too, haz spended eebnin tryin tu du a kankan an gettin KIKT menny tiems bai de tennur… AWSCH!
Aarrggghhhh! Steem iz cummin owt mai eerz!
uuups sawry – slitely tu menny chillys dere – FLAPFLAPFLAP hoo neads brayns ennyway?? at leest yure nawt koald
anee udda stoopud kwestyunz?
Haow mennee beans are in teh bag?
awl uv tehm.
U shur? Mai kittehs awlwais wanted tu get teh beans aowt tu countifiy dem.
An den affer da countin bee dun dey weel ooze den furr hockee pukz an slap dem awl ober da plase!! Eberetyme wun goes unner da couch iz too points; iffin unner ta TeeBee iz fibe points and iffin it goez down da air ductee inna da flor iz elebenty pointz!!
Whut abowt unnur teh fridgimerator?
an inn yer shews?
Otay — Kleerly I didnawt get awl da roolz down — sew wee needz ta makee a list ub pointz furr shootin beens…
– wun (1) meesley point furr shootin da been inta da middol ub da flor …
–too (2) stinkin points furr shootin da been unner da fugly couch …
—free (E) lousey pointz furr shooting da been wear sumone weel stepz onit …
— for ($) schmelly points furr gittin da been inna a shoo…
—???
fibe fabbaluss potntz foar shooten teh been intu teh goggie’z dysh …
siks snewtee poyntz foar shewten teh been intu teh stoopid hoomin’z martoonie glas …
…??
o. iz DAT whut wuz in mai martoonie glas?? oooooh.
Elebenty poynts iffn teh goggie eets it!
Elebenty zillion poynts for using poyntee enz to destroyify teh entire beanbag chayr! (This is whut happind when mah bloo beanbag chayr met teh extra-poyntee enz of a smawl orinj kitteh in teh mid-1980s.)
Y u ask?
Ai nawt can reech U fur teh eer skritches adn teh chin rubbin’s if U wai ober der awl bai Urself!
Silleh!! Youz kin STAND nexta mii an reech ober an gib mee doz eer skritches an chinchinnychin rubbins ub witch you speek!!
I weel awlsew roll ober an allow youz ta gib mee tummeh rubs az well. I am nawt an unrezzunobol kitteh!!
yu mae yoose da flewr
… cuz ai iz teh quean uv bean …
Iz nawt a bean bag … iz a egg – I founded it and I angunna eetz it furr dindindinder
But U can hatch it intu teh big burd nawt sekkund!!
Den U can haz chikkun BBQs.
Oh — gud ideer!!! Butt dat soundz likee werk — sew – yoo kin sitz heer an doo da inkQbatin wile I sitz inna sunbeem. Callz mii wen da beeg Red burdy cumz owt!
No, nawt seen goggies; why you ask?
fur ball
I love it!!!! So like my cat!
Kitteh! Hao did u get ur paws on Santa’s toybag? Plz to giv it bak to Santa befoar Krissmiss!
OhKay — hee kin habz da BAG bak — butt i keepz da contementz …
You can keepz da contempts. May I gib you a hand wiff dat?
Ohhhhhhh…. Sew nowwwww yoo wantz ta gib mii a hand!!! *sarcaasm bee dwippin down* Yoo bee finkin dat yoo iz da funneh wun naw…. (well — maebee you iz a leetol funneh)
Butt I haz free hands at this partikoolar tyme — BOF ub mii own an dat wildee bionicol wun … sewz kno — I no needz a hand wif mii stuffz frum da Santa Bag … FangQ eeneewai …
*snerks*
Mah kittehs wud ravver haz teh bag den teh toys, aifinkso.
Eben iff da tois bee squeekee mausy tois wif da nip and lots o milkee ringz???
… eeben teh OOH! SHINEY!! toies??!!
Oar da tois dat Krinkolz??
ohai evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to theSass an evreewun hooz burfday wuz yesterday
(burfday fairy had a bad stress an problum yestirday, an culdn’t come have a party
) an also Attain, i_luv_cheezburgerz, an Nancydr an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! to maek up for missing yestirday i haz bringd three caeks
: tasty fudjy caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping, an lemmin poppyseed caeks wif orinj glaze! also iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif liddle beenbag-frowing games wher yoo frow teh liddle beenbeg throo teh target wich iz a trol wif a big open mowf! liddle wind-up raysing praying manteeses, kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}}
Ai hoap wutebber wuz stressin u yesterday iz beddur today! U duz such a wunnermus job — plz to know ur appreciated!
Happitayl Burfday to awl owr burfday hazzers!
thx burfday fairy
*takes alien sticker with gooogly eyes and sticks it on bicycle*
Strypee Kitteh fyndz
grayt beeg Been Bag Fingee andz
claymz itz az hurz oawn!
Hewminz no can haz
Grayt Beeg Been Bag Fingee! ‘cuz
Kitteh fowndz it furst!!!
Strypee Kitteh naymz
Been Bag Fingee ‘Roavurr’. Juss
lyke ‘T3h Prizzunnur’!
‘Roavurr’ duz nawtz moobz
2 mutch. Witch amz fyne wiff t3h
wyze Strypee Kitteh!
Jack.
Neu Anglund kitteh
Klamez teh been bag fingee bai
Sayun “hi hosee!”
I tinks toomorow we haz nudder Cat Pack Friday….
Chek out dat tayle. The bin bag is jus thrown for
hangin long tayl down for u to admir, aifinkso.
Therebai hangs a tayle
mi sparkle wod lub teh big been bag slepin all dai i wod hav to put teh hampster t.v bi her so she wud be a happi kitti
I jest noticafied dat dis kitteh habz a berry kool tayle!! It be rakoon stripey … and berry thik!! I lubs dis tayle!
yes a berri kute smoovi tayle! noaw mi sparkle haz takin mi chair so i gitz off so mi likkle babi canz haz sleepiz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
onestlee nao…………duz da red maik meh luk phat?
duz dis maaik mah butt luk fat?
Can you wipe ma booga hanging out of my nozee? it’s called a cliff hanger.
“But ei leevd u most ov it….”
Liek mai kitteh duz wif teh cowch – he takes teh middul an leevs bofe teh lef an teh rite sydez fr meh.
Do you mean LoveSac???