I lub yu! I missed yu!
I lub yu! I missed yu! An I promiss nebur to bat yu under teh frijeratur agin.
jus dont ask me 2 moov teh fridge.
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my preshush!!
*bunnykickbunnykick*
*batbatbat*
oops
*sadly looking at bottom 0 referigeratre*
I’ll get it!
*sigh*
*gets long stick and swats unner fridge*
*sigh*
I told you so… down there ….
*pitiful mewow*
*Gets the brroooom out and pokes under the fridj*
*gets the pink preshus back out on the floor*
Heer you go!!
Nao – donut go batting that thing around where it can get stuck!!
*hey u hopes – don’t get up!!!*
*looks askance at gunnky covere’d fings extrakte’d frm unner da frij*
*shrugs*
prolly a noo life form…
maybee it’ll mutayt into:
Albatross
Brayns
Chocklit
D…
Dinos
Eggstra-terrorestrial life forms
Flying meeses
G…
Gushifud
Hamsters
Inbisiblol spyders
J….
Jumping beenz
Kewl noo tois
Lemmings
M…
hee hee
eggstra-terrorestrial life forms…
alsmot got it….
nope. but i did find
Apples, dried
Bunnehs, dust
C…
Cutlery – sordid, plastic…
Door magnets, fridj….
Every kind of krum…
F…
french friez
Gunky unidentifyablol fing
Hairy unidentigyablol fing
J….
Junque
Kissiz, Hursheez (oald)
Limming pealz
Mausiz, toi
N…
ken ai has dat hurshee kys effen yur nawt gonnah nom eet?
Shure, butt (!) itz bin undur da frij 4 uh LAWNG tym…
butt(!) eetz choklit!
Iiiiiiikk!!!…beddur nawt tawk about that fingy…pleh
Jerm killur spray -nawt wurking, paruntlee
Kayk crums -nawt eddibl NEmoar
L…
Liddol bits of fuds, unidentifiable
Menneh pieces of string
N . . .
Nawt so nommy-luking cookies
OMCC dere it is! Iz bin searching foar ayjes!
Peeces of slitely greenish bread
Q…
Queschunabble fings
Reely queschunabble fings
Slitely diskusting gray fuzzy lumps
T…
Turkee bitz frum las Thxgiffen
Upfi feelee tings
Vareouz undefynd stawf
Weddun eenvatashun (oops…ai gues dey DDI envyet uz…)
Xlax tablut
Yukkee stawf
Zoolojikul spesimunz
Twenty kukkee krumz, awl stale
Undergarmintz – ???!!! (Nawt mine, sez teh kitteh!)
Verreh smawl gray spyders, teh harmliss variety
W . . .
Cheez, rind ov
Donut, half ov
Elektik wires, chood froo
F…
carrots
disembodied Barbie heds
e…
eviscerated mousie toy
flavah ice plasstic wrapper
granolas
h…
Yay sweetpea, leading teh wai to teh tybootik – ai wantz to see teh hallololeen speshuls ai been heering abowt!
*nods a thx, but still sadly looking at boddum 0 frijerator*
*ignores what gammacat and nennepus extracte’d from unner da frij because is all gunky*
*looks up, sez mreowow, which being inturprete’d is, so don’t just stand dere, clean it off.*
*pweez*
*starts spraying ebereefing wif water*
sorry sweetpea. A littlol tew much wadder.
ooops
*hands sweetpea a shamwow and runsawaiwifadampness*
O gammacat nao we iz awl wetted! Luk at mai furr, iz gone awl flat
*grabs shamwow adn begins to dry furrolly*
Hmm, fink ai need a haredrier
*luks rownd furr passing hare*
*hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop …*
Ohai hcr, juss wot ai need….. o noes shez hopped it!
*hop hop hop hop hop*
-uhm? whut? did I here sumfing? whut?-
*hop hop hop hop hop*
O noez!! Doan gitz da ten-drillz wet!! U noez watt kin happinz ifn U gitz dem wet (n furtalyziz dem aftur midnyt…)
*grogrogrogro…*
Run 4 da hillz!! Oar ur gunna b up 2 ur armpitz n
Martiansten-drillz!!Yu stay heer wif me nao.
GMTA!
Stai wiv me
*peeks into annipuss’s kicthchen*
did you baek us a caek?
Ai aer in teh middlol uv baekin a caek mowntin! So far Ai haz plane an rayzin flapjakk, sultana (dass golden rayzin) buns, Ginger caek an chokklit fudj caek an a tyred!
Taht sownds so gud, ai’ll juss have a peece of eech, if ai may?
Wull, iz reelee fur fund raisin, but Ai spoze Ai cud maek a birtuel mowntin fur teh cheezpeeps!
Ohai annipuss! Watt r dem draizinz dat r sew much fun?
.
…n kood I can haz sum chokklit fuj cayk? Purdee pleez? (*sad kitteh eyes*)
Ai baek `bowt 28 pownds uv sordid caek fur sellin at teh open dai at a tranport myuzeeum in Lincoln (TTI) 2 halp prizerb awld bussis, carz an trux.
An yiss u can hab sum caek!
Mmmm… chokklit…
*nomnomnomnomnom*
O, warez mai mannurz…
Fanky, annipuss!
Mai plezyoor! Ai lub maeking caek fur peepl!
Ohai anni! Has yoo made ur plum pudding yet?
untill the neggst thyme that is….
an i will hug yew an squeeze yew and call hew jorge!
And nom ur hed!
adn mebbee ur toezez!
Izzint it amazifying hao well teh pinkee of teh toy matches teh liddlol pinkee eerzies? Aym betting ther is PINKEE TOEPADS sumwhar owt of site too! On teh kitteh, I meenz . . .
pinkee toepads!
*thud*
*waves paws in ayr arownd gammacat*
gammacat, pleez, coem bak to us! Speek to meh!
*weekly opens one eye*
aym okai! just baskin in pinkee toe pad kyootness!
No guarantee u wont go unner sumtin else, howsoeber.
ew are my mostest faborite pinkee toyee thingee watizdat?
*schmoo* ai misseded u sew hard!1! u stayz wif meh nao, k?
LIES!!!! Awl lies!!!!
*nods knowingly; gets owt flyswatter to removify latest floofy rattly toys frum unner fridge*
**luuks arown to see if ennybodee luukin**
YOINK!
**runsawaywifakwikness**
**kawmlee stix owt leg n frunt uv rhsb**
TRIP!!Thud!Bonk!Rollrollthumpthumpthump…
YOINK!
**runsawaiwifanuvverkwikness**
Hay!!! I saw dat!!!
*runzafterrhsbwifafasterkwikkness**
*haz a confuzzled*
whos chasin what now? and where did teh kitteh go?
*hydz kitteh bihynd bak*
Um… nawt me…
*sez sternly* Nao, Aahz, yoo put down that kitteh! Has yoo bin hanging owt with LCB laytely and pikkin up her larcenous habbits? Hmm? Ink wiring mynds want to gno . . .
I dunno bowt noe ink wiring, butt (!) I noez uh lawt abowt tellyfoan wiring…
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N *SUMWUN* hasta dew da yoinkin win LCB izznt rownd…
Aym shur she wuld be prowd yoo is karrying on teh Gud Wurk. BTW, that remynded me she wuz hazzing sum minor surgery this mornink. Mebbe she will pop bak in here later this afternoon to say Ohai and let us gno hao it went.
O mai — herz iz reelee owtta teh kumishun, den… Gud fing I bin maykin shure da YOINKS r steel hapnin…
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Hoap evvyfing goaz whale wif LCB…
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Ohai ur princessness! Gud to seeing yoo!
Princess Mu!
*runs in wif a kwikniss, POUNCES on that Princess wif enthusiazm!*
cool. the caption captures just what we wanna say to da princess!
*shayks hed sadlee* She be gon agin! *luks unner frij*
Princess Mu! *sez hopefully* Oh Princess Mu! We lub yoo! We has misst yoo! And we promisses never to bat yoo unner teh frij agin . . .
And Eiyeeee will always lub U
aaagh! eerwurm!!
Dat mus bee wun reely lawng leggd frigerater iffen taht toi wil fit unner it!
Mom’s gettin muscles frum movin da frij ebre udder dayz!
tha kitteh sleep well nao ….”swiit～ driim ♪”……. shuu………. … …. .. ..
hiz toi iz a mew! hurrah for teh pokemonz
To twain dem is his caws
He will twabl across teh land!
Swerching fwar an’ wides!
*snerk* wun ob mai kittehs habs a charizard, aifinkso dat wat it cawled
I has a kwestshun: Is teh cheezburger paij (inklooding teh voting paij) unyooshwally slo oar is taht my interwebs (oar pyooters) bein borked?
I no whak yu unner frig anee more, till next time. Inna meet time I nom yr eers an tayl an bunny-kik you feroshusly until I kill yu ded. Becuz I lurve yu.
Wot yur kitteh wud sae eefen her cud tawk
Is an interesting chart, but duz nawt has onnit whut mah kitteh is most likely to say: FEED ME!!! NAO!!
And sekkund-fayvrit thing: And whut shall we do neggst for phun!!???!!! (He be 18 munths, praktiklee still a kitten; I suspects as he gits older his sekkund fayvrit thing to say may be ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz!)
teh ufn ting fur yung kittehs iz tu chaise teh olda wons.
Ah, but we has no older kittehs in mah haus. Only HOOMANS!!! *rolls eyz* *whispurs* Sumtiems he chases me up and down teh hall and bytings me on teh butt!
Mai hooman nibblols mai eers!
Dimund kitteh, mebbe we shuld swap sumhao? *has a ponder*
adn ddi yu guiz sii teh Stah Trek duz Montee Pythun videyo ai putt awn teh las LOL?
I finksew I poastifyd dat wun wunts b4, butt (!) itz sew gud dat itz wurf poastifyin agin! Fanky!
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Heerz anuvver wun:
Injoi!!
teh udda won iz diffrun. deyz bote ufny!
Eggsalad!
Sammich or strait outta da bowl?
awww its mew!good times…
If this is not one of the cutest lolcats EVER…!!!
MEW! Is be Mew from teh Pokemans!
Yup, da mew haz a mew. Teefmarks are lowerin da wurth uv da figyur.
this is too cute
Kitteh is a Pokémon Master
soooooo cute!
hoooo its sooo cute.
lol this is sooo funny
kitteh has a MEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! somebody knows it’s a mew! I luff mew :3
I skweez wit lurv
OMG I have that Mew toy! *squeals*
Cute Kitteh haz Pokemon! Mew iz pinky!! and good for cuddlez
LOL. That’s my friend’s cat! xDDDD No, really! She took this picture!
Also, that’s the mew toy I gave her, like… 7 years ago. xDD
is that a mew?
i know what kind of plush it is! it IS mew!