ULTRA-SUPER HAPPY FUN BALL
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do not taunt
Congrats, sp! Caek?
yeshyeshyesh!
*merembers mannurz*
*grabby paws*
pweas, and fang you.
I offurs teh spici spici steamy Chai tea. Teh CongaRats will not be making teh appearance. Theh burned there tungs…
warning: super happy fun ball may have unexpected sied affexts.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the folloll ing occurs:
* annoying itching
* big time vertigo
* cheeze grates on yr nerbs
* dizziness
* extremities, tingling in
* feline goez awai
* ginormuss hedayk
* itchin still annoyin
* joakz arnt funnee ennymoar
* lolcatz arnt, eevur
* kaynt membur alfamabitz
*Hahahaha- see wachoo mean!
memahee lahs
nitetyem wandruns
orgun faylaur (uz teh peeanoe!)
palpeetashuns
q…
memaRee lahs
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add
Qwiyt badd spellun!
raized hares on back
sleepin onlee 6 hours a day
tayle twitchin
u…
unkontrololable usage of pointy bits on teh cowch
veri veri uglee facial twitches taht maek u look liek goggie
wakefulness (absolutely horriblol for teh kittehs)
X…
Unusual changes in personality
Vertigo or liteheddedness
Water retention
X…
xtra grumpiness an pointee ends
yowlin at 3AM
z…
zzzzz ing awl ours awf teh dae….O, wate…
Taek it awai!
It nawt glo when it bownses!
neffer duz humanz
dem hoomanz dey jus nebber lern!
ai wan mai udda wons bak!
Du u meen wat Ai fink u meen?
can you be de-tutored???
Reinstated?
yu wan mii tu sae eet anudda wae?
OKai…
ai prefurr teh liddul plaetinks dat ai kaym wif.
Kthxgiffembak
reintatered?
would that be a twice-baked tater?
I’m finkin tots.
Oreida den.
demz is more relent to mi interests tahn teh stoopieball…
*relevent*
*relentless*
reguardluss
remorseless
raishorsus
aidahoe
datz ‘I don’t know’, NAWT aneetink ells!
S’okay. I knowded whut yew ment.
I was thinkin’ an opera singer possesing dubious morals.
*heddesk*
wif lolophants, yesh, yesh, yesh…
HU yu kallen en lolofant????
@@@@@
Snerk!
Nawt taters?
And him iz nawt amused.
O, awl rite. Wheeee! Dere, u happee naow? Den git dis fing offa meh!
Dis kitteh luuks bery mush lyke mai Murphy-kitteh!
berree kuwt kitteh, aifinkso!
It is a verreh kyoot Murphy-kitteh! Mebbe yor kitteh be hangin owt on teh innertoobs posing for . . . um . . . pikshors for uther peeplols? KThxWhereAreTehCarKeys, sez Murphy-kitteh.
kitteh iz nawt a mused
Nah! Looks lyke kitteh *IS* havving a ball to meh!
Dis is moast sportlashus, ai muss luk awai befoar……
o noes *SPLOOOORT*!!!!
Onoes! miniminimininimin…. herz iz don!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up mini branes an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds mini to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
O thnx catena adn gammacat furr teh symultanyus recubbery!! Gud job yu were dere to rescyoo me.
*sits kwietly rapped in floofeh blankees nibbloling on teh possums*
*repeets to self “muss nawt luk at bebbeh kittehs wifout gogglols on”*
Ai wantz a refund. Bawl nawt up 2 eggspektashuns! Ai wantz elebenty-firty-five dawlers!
Oh yesh, annit turns owt ther iz rings arownd Niptune after awl! Pleez to watch as I balanzes teh hole solar sistem on mah hed via mah speshul intergalaktic forces of kitteh-grabbity, kthx!
I can haz fashun statemunt?
kitteh is always fashionable!
And luk, he is obviously balld!
Sure, you laff now, butt(!!) next spring yer all gonna be warin dis.
Shur fing:
“Druupee, baggee trowsurs, woarn wif teh waestband beeneef teh hipps an teh krowch arownd teh nees an moast ob teh unnwares shoing, luk reellee stoopid. Awlwaes. Awn enneebuddee.”
Hao wuz dat?
* clappity clappity *
i can haz chare frum Ikea
*thud*…*thud*…*thud*…*thud*…
*sigh*……..not enough yet
*thud*…*thud*…*thud*…
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that’s better.
was that a… body?
my head against the wall here at work.
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although your suggestion is beginning to have merit.
feel free to borrow some skwirrls if you need some help with the diggin’. they don’t dig big holes, but if the pieces are small enough, no one will EVER find them all!
i can hire them next? *has a hopeful*
sure!! I has plenty…. you know they multiply liek… skwirrls…
**joinz Dan in hed-thumpin**
I had dat kinda day at werk too.
U want adult bevridj wen ur dun?
seein’ as I won’t be truly done till sunday morning……..I’d best wait.
How bowt cawfee?
Moka Jo oar Molasses?
Oh, an I will has teh margajareetas foar teh BOFE of us!
Oh, an I will trayd playses wif yoo awn Caturday….
* Handz RHSB teh adult beaver aigs *
Ohai, Dem gotted teh porch put awn teh haws…den it started rayning agin so dem nawt can wurk enny moar tudai.
So, wen u be moovin in?
Wenz teh nawt-sekkund partee?
Iz wii awl inbited? **hazza hoapful**
U awl will be inbited tu teh nawt sekkund partee. Nawt hold Ur breffs…teh lecticks adn teh sewur adn teh waddurs nawt huuked up yet. der is nawt teh stobe oar teh baffroom fixchurs yet eider.
Stoopee Bawll no habz
Soopah Happee oarz Phunn! Dat
maykz Kitteh habz Madz!!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
woodz ravvurr habz wun oarz too
loos Millk Reeng Feengeez!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
kepz nyss lethrurr seet awll wawrm
4 himz Prittee Wun
Jack.
awlsoe kahvaz chayr
wif soff soff kooshun awf furr
mayd speshul furr yu
Ah cannot find noo toy.
Do u kno where is?
**Red walks arown teh ruum, luukin unner tablols, cowchez an Cheezpeeps!**
Ennybodee seen my Steely Dan cd? I nawt can finding it
Check inside da cd player.
Nope. Nawt dere.
Whai Ai needz teh Ceedee? Ai haz dems awl awn 8 trakz!!
Ai send dem tu U when dem is dun running teh rayce Kai?
Dat nawt gonna halp me, cuz I nawt haz 8-trak playur!
Reellee?
Okai….. OH GUIEZ, Dan, Waltur, U nawt haz tu stawp in Ky awn Ur wai hoem tunite! Red nawt haz teh trak foar U tu run awn.
WUT???? Cheezmenz gonna come to KY???
Ob coarse I nawt want dem to run arown a trak. Dey wud den has teh tyred….
Nawt awl Cheezmenz… Iz Waltur Beckur. SHD iz jus gunna maek shur dem nawt awl end up in Tekus insted.
Ultra-super Happy Fun Ball customer comments:
Does nawt haz noticible improovmits ober da Super Happy Fun Ball. Wud nawt bye agin.
“Wishin I had spended teh kwarter awn teh jawbraykurz in teh masheen nexst to it insted”.
mooninn♪
**RANDOM THOT ALURT**
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I hassa happee dat I will nevur has to go awn “Maury” to finding owt who my bebbeh-daddeh iz.
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**END RANDOM THOT**
U can goes awn Jerri Springur tu beet up teh ottur wumman dat stoled Ur MAN insted?
only if Ur man is in drag and stoled hisself……..then mebbe it’ll make Springer.
U can maek springur if U goes hoem wif teh wumman what stoled Ur mans?
No fankyoo!
Wenevur I’m feline bad abowt my famlee, I watch Springur, an it yooshulee mayks me feel beddur.
Yooshulee.
I kno how kitteh feelz.
I has had teh Happee Meel frum Mikky D’z an it nawt gibbed me teh happee.
iz sad boreng ball
look how fun he has it !