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needz me 2 chek awt dat hole in ur ceilin as well?
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Tellz u teh troof
Ohai Anni !!!11!! Menni Congaz tu Yoo !!
Thx PB! We haz a tye an teh plaes 2 owerselbs!
Taht meenz Nawt-Sekkund adn …..
Iz OK. Wenebber u sai dat dere iz nowun els abowt, peepl spring up awl ober!
Ai iz OK. Wuz tri-in teh history onyx furr a chanje !!
Hao be teh caek baeking fur teh myuzium? (shuud ai arks?)
Ohai, heer ai bee, springin up from noware! Bringing teh conga rats to dans furr yu!
Heer tehy come in dere sparkloly liotardes, dekoratid wiv autum leefs in goldeny, reddy, orinjee, shayds. Deys wayrin tehre wellees too, cos iz a bit damp underfoot!
*twirly wirly, clump*
*jumpetty jumpetty clump*
*leep to teh left, clump, trip over wellees*
Sawree, nawt berri eligant dansin aifinkso
nawt eligant but am yoozing!
clappitee clappitteee
The boot dance – or the støvel dance as we noes it heer – mite have been the inspirashun for the conga rats this moaning…
*snikr*
Oboi !! Ai wuz gettin teh eerwurm (ding ding, ding ding, ding ding, dang .. )
iz berree fritnin wifout sownd, nenne. tehy ar nomes? elves? farees?
They are Nisser – not skaree at awl!!
The clip is frum an advunt calendar that runs on teebee heer every few yeers – it’s bout sum nisser that are lost – and dey have a majik buk and a bad guy want the book…
Is all a lot of silliness – an they LOLSPEAK in Anglo-norbegian (as you cud see frum the subtitelols)…
You shud try listening wif sound if you can sum day!!
Ai lubs hao dey do that Anglo-norbegian lolspeak!
Ohai, miniminsmum, that wuz such a luvlee performinz by teh Conga-Rats!
Gud jawb!
Nennepus – Anglo-norbegian lolspeak? Yoo lern sumthing gnu every day!!!!
ohai you too tyers!!!
Hab u beens to the boo-teek yet?? They hab lotsa sordid hallololololweens kittehs and punkins and lotsa stuff!!!
Instead of a recipee tuday – ai brings you sillbratory music – by Groove for thought
Please to be listening to the track called And so it goes …
Nawt shore dat wud goe wiv teh Motzart playin awn mai raydeeoh!
Thx Nenne !! Iz a niec sogn foar a kwiet tiem ! Berry mellodouruss !!
adn hairmonuruss!
Shokking wut kitte can duuu
( Whispurs: Ai fink heez sleepin awn teh jawb !! )
ohai pb an anni! how bowts sum cornbredds wif budder an hunnee an sum constant comment tee?
mai leg is all bedder, so ai can dew a liddel dansee -
wun too free kikk, free too free kikk, woohoo!
Thx fur teh noms, mm. Gud nooz dat ur leg is bedder!
Ohai Mugglemary !! Ai sea teh fyremenz hab ficksd yur burns adn leff yu wiv burnign desyre …
… to gett bak inta teh wurk wiv a enfooziazm !!
* Tkx for noms adn tee, plzthx !! *
Fried-Dai, ay? Yu bi planen ur week week weekendd ! (Sew tu spikk)
Wil it bi rilaxxin oar moar hard wurk?
a bit o boff, ai gonna halp mai fren wif hur kleenin. ai sits an tawks tew hur while she kleens. we call it cooperative kleenin. an ai needs tew get sum pill pawkuts treets an drop off donated bredd an an an play sum Super Mario Galaxee…
Tekk~No Kitteh fyndz
t3h Muthurr lode ubz beeg, fatz
shynee Pisskettee!!!
Shynee Pisskettee
cumz in mennee fatnessez.
Awll phunn 2 playz wiff!
Tekk~No Kitteh
feenkz 2 mennee Pissketteez
inz t3h wawrm Surjj Stripp!
Jack.
shynee pisskettee?
>snerk<
yu a jenyus, jakk!
clappitteee clappitee
Mebbeh the catnician can tells me hao you can get those teenytiny letters that sum comminters do in here?!?!
May inkwiring mynd ink-wires…
Aifink dere aer instrukshuns in teh cheez town cryer.
Liek taht ??
Use a tag of <pre>
It lukks liek it!
my cat tried this at my house once too. But i wasn’t quite satisfied with the outcome.
On the other hand i can’t guarantee better results if i did it myself.
220, 221, wahteber it taiks
um kittteh, yoo seds yoo be heer at ten ay emm, an is nao five pee emm, yoo gib me moneys fur mai day ob werk missed? hm?
*kitteh shrugs*
Ai had a date with a nap – cuddint miss it…
Do you take paymint in toona?!?
oar…
Abalone?
Big pale of schwimps
Catfish
Dorade
Ealies
F…
Feesh fingas
Guppees
Haddok
Ise screem
Jelleefishes
K…
Kilos ob katnips
Lionfishes
Mmminnows
N..
Needil Feesh
Orinj Ruffy (nawt poysin)
Puffer Feesh
Quill Feesh
R…
Rock Lobsta
Sting Raze (wivowt teh sting)
Toona (waht elss ?? )
U..
Uven chips (well wot else wif fishiz?)
Verri beeg catfish
Witebate
Xtra larj schwimps
Y bovver wiv ennee moar?
Zumfing dat taysts lyk toona!
coleanaf
shrimph
arownna
C..
rock wobstah?
soundz yummi aktshually
dat toona iz good 2!!!!!1!!1!!
well ai has tew go gird mai loyns tew get mr. messee up an changed an reddee fur dyealiceuss. Hab phun ebbreewun an play nise!
Schmoooos!
schmoos mm, c u sune
Schmoooz bak {{MM}}
bye bye MM!!
have a lublee week end!!!
Ai’z gotta run too, adn hoober teh lanrober – nest weekweekweek WURK butt juss short confrunse, adn ai haz to transport fello colleegs.
Bai Bai ! Haz funn !! * wayvz *
dinng! ai thinnk finnd mi memori ♪
Ifn yu doan, teh rezults kud bii shokkin.
I hope he also upgrades mah RAM.
IT kitteh tellz stoopey hoomin tu plug eet een nawt sekkond tu maik eet wurk.
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