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just a hop, skip anna jump away!
Congrats, Nennpus an PB!
Thx Anni !!
Fankies Anni!
are u back on form? reddy to file up on izzenshulz?!?
*snikrs – ai wus as confunded as JCH4K yesturrday 8) *
Ai has to nawt purrtend to be purrduktib tuday – but Ai weel bee bäkk!!
*leaves nomelettbaguetts and aplolsinnanomnom tea for awl*
handy food – gud for brekkie or lonchs – deelishus an nootrishus!
Mmmmmmm! Ai will nom and sippy sip teh guddees! Fank yu!
Ai still feal a bit deli cut, but fink Ai’m ober teh bug. Ai haz orderd a load uv stuff frum teh soopermarkit, so doan’t haz 2 go owt dis mornin.
Ai haz a mowntain uv caek 2 maek 2 be sowld 2 halp rayze munnee fur teh transport myoozeeum. Shud hab startid lass week, but nawt wiv a stummik bug……
Conga rats to yu boaf. Ai do a liddlol enejetik dansdansdans furr yu to warm up.
*wun step to teh rite, wun to teh left, twirlee wirl arownd, jump to teh left, jump to teh rite, adn start awl ober again til yu gets reely warm*
Had our nawt sekkund grownd frawst tihs moarnin!
* PB steps fourwerd, tehn left *
*
jus kiddin !!
* nao bak, tehn rite … Ai fele liek a skwair !!!
BTW Melburn wuz 29 C / 84 F todai !! Ai bene cycloling a lot !!
Hmm, hoap yu were owt eerlie, 29° beez berri warm furr cycloling aifinkso
Ai waitid til fiev pea-em wen teh norf wind had wownd daon.
Iz berri mutsch nieca tahn larst februberri wen it woz in mid 40′s !!
wayull, there is a race here in North Texas called the Hotter n Hell 100, takes two days……..for obvious reasons. The amusing thing is giving the unpredictability if Texas weather in August it could be in the 50′s and 60′s and raining.
cold and wet… I donut nose – still hell!!!
Ai wuz jus reeden bowt it on wiki. Izza big raice, four shore !!
Yu betta get into traynin PB reddy furr nest yeer – ai’ll come adn cheer yu on. Mai cheerleeder skills let me show yu dem
Thx mmm !! Ai mite hab tu pump teh tyres up fore Wun Hunded Milolz raice. Maibi, eben biy a nyu bell?
Ai hurd JPAK haz streemaz on teh handlol-barz, sew ai haz a jelluss !!
adn put sum sparkloly fings on teh weels oar mebbee yu haz tym to make sumfing lyk tihs in yur spayre taim!!
bysiclol weels
*chex bak on Cheeztowncryer, den trys again wif linkee*
bisiclol weels
hoap dis werks!
Steel nawt rite! Try dis:
h ttp://www.flickr.com/photos/picturesbyann/3531254460/
pleez to be clozin up teh gap kthnx
yesh, we do deckerate teh weels ob baiks, butt (!) yooshully iz a kid thing! Dey put sevrul collard plastick beeds onna spokes taht fall down when dey saickle, make teh funnie noyse!
*wihspurrs – you just have a ” tu menny – try riting the link wiffout any “”‘s round them rite after the
<a href=…O fanks Nenne, ai trize again:
heer goze…..
bisiclol weels
Yay it wurkz – Nenne yu are a geenyus ov teh interwebs!
Wow! impressive! but whut do you do about rain and mud? Be shame to messup pritty crow-shayed werks.
Nao taht’s jus silli , mmm !!
Ai am plannin tu put cardbord on boath back forkz wiv clips, sew it maiks teh rite noize !
claka, claka, claka, claka, claka, claka, claka, claka, ect !!
Yay, adn a baskit on teh frunt furr teh piknik – yu mite get hungree after teh furst faive milols
.. adn a biek trayla wiv a seat, soe ai can taik a frend for teh piknik
Adn a syde-kar furr anuvver cupplol of frenz!!
Maibee Buster (Teh Norbejin Forrist Kat) cood sit in teh barksit ??
.. adn Minimin tuu, ob coars !!
adn nom teh toona sammiches?
Okey. Ai can sea wi goantu hab a lot of weit wiv teh eggtra sammidgiz, ect ..
Wi gotta bild a noo bike, based on tihs!!
liev wuns beet ded wuns
Yu surrenda??
Got him!
Neerli got teh hyooman tuu !!
coal laterul damidje… there sum in ebry war…
*sigh*
*luks at skritched hands*
I is the wun in our local war…
yesh… floofball with pinkie toepads, pinkie nosis an sleeping face of an angul is kwite the tiger wehn we plays… usully I see the signs and surrender in time…
Tehy be gud photows !! Yu catchurrd teh sleepin giant berri wel !!
tanks!
He can be quite accomodating on a good day… Butt (!!) I do have kwite a few of his floofy knikkers as he changes his mynd on being comodating…
8)
Heez a sweeeteee!
*snorgles Buster adn tikkels teh pinkie toepads (cawshuslee)*
scuse me a moment
*pinkee pinkee tow pads!pinkee pinkee nosee!*
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
okai ai alldun nao
that was almost as well skweeed as your namesake frum “Sow u fink u can do skware hip rumba modurn ballet”!!!
Izza reel wurri taht eben PB in Oz noes wut taht meenz …
iz fritenin
is just globalising fur u…
wut is fritning is hur skweeeeee…
*ducks as LCB throws hur remote controle at the tv again* – well, she wudda, if she wus heer!
taht is wun dedd toy annimul! gud jawb, kitteh!
iz pb an nennepus bi a wiskur! how bowt sum sparklee joos an sordid pastrees? an a dans dans dans in yur onner:
*repeet smooth moove frum erlyeer when ai poured boyling watter on mai leg*
ai ai ai ai owtch!
Owchee! Dat nawt gud idere. Butt fanks furr the joos and pastrees
*nomnomnoms*
*splashes tub of water on MMs footses*
there – that shud help!
*calls fyredepartment to get them to get the water out… theres lotsa water in shamus tank – hooda thunk it???*
ooooooooooooooo, ai nawt see ai has fyremens cumin mai wai!
is kinda hawt in heer fyremens, plees tew take shurts awf. mebbee tohs hawt pants tew..
*takes a cuppa an enjois teh vyew*
W-A-K-E—-U-P !!! Mugglemary !!!
Yew bi hailoosinaiting !!
Plz tu finnish teh acsidint repoart wiv 16 paiges adn in triplucate !
hmmmm, duz ai heers sumfin?
sip sip sip
go on, yoo fyremens, pay no attenshun tew teh boi in teh korner
sip sip sip
Fyremenz????
*Grabz a cup and settlolz in neggst tu MM.*
Deh wun on deh left not lukking tu bad, huh?
ohai, mai leej! yesh, ai rather likes taht wun, an hao bowt him?
*nudge nudge wif ellbow*
yup, I haz awlwayz had a weekness fur deh tall red hedz.
*luvmeece skitters in wifaquikness an skreetches tu a halt* Fyrmens . . wut . . ware. . didja say fyrmens . . .(dreamily says) oooohhhh ai see. . . *an sits down wiffa plop*
Gerrrrrooffffffffff !!!!!!! ( Plzthx )
Ooops! Sawry! *gets up an moobs ober, den sits wiffa moar delickat ladilikeness* Didn’t seez yu der PB.
*handz luvmeece a hot mug o kawfee.*
gotta keep ur energeez up wen watchin deh fyremenz.
Hhmm . . . oh, fanks my cween! Didn’t notice yu der earlier, didja just come in? *neber takes eyes offa fyrmens*
Owtcheee !!! Scaldin miselb orlwaiz maiks mi boilin mad !!
Hoap yor wurk iz uddawiez kwiet?
Thx Mugglemary !!
oh mai day has bin kwiet, fank cc! teh wattur ackshoelee berned between mai knee an mai (ahem)…as wif moast acksidints, ai has no ideer hao ai dids it. ai gets teh ise on it wifakwikness so hope nawt bad owee. but butt butt it hurt!!
.. adn nao, yew got paypawurk on teh acksidint?
hao did yoo ebber gess, pb? teh part ai speshullee likes is when tehy asks hao tihs acksideint cud hab bin preevinted.
um, rapp me in bubbelrapp?
or, rapp me in fyrements?
oar fyermens, even?
O.o. Yu stil hailoosinaiting !! Pleez tu lissen tu massig upfred !!
*
* Iz unyoozal burn bictim, tihs wun !!
8)
fyremens AND a massaj from PB…
You is the lucky wun MM!!
izzit mai burfdai?
*checks*
nope, ai juss luckee!
or rapp the fyermens in bubblolrapp adn post tehm to me
hmmmm, duz ai heers sumfin?
keep werkin, yoo fyremens!
sip sip sip
:snerk: reminderz mii uv wen I lostid mai werk id.
deh form to filling owt fur a replaisement askinged ‘wair did u losing it?’
I told dem if i gnu dat, it wunt b lostid!!!!
Ai rememba wen ai wuz yung (:snerk:) adn id wuz a dymo lablol wiv yur naim adn yu onli wor it if yu wontid tu !!
wen I wuz yung i b in deh Navy …. dey wuz berry pikky bowt deh idz.
Tahtz a berri admiral policee ….
Jeffro Gibbz Sny~Purr
Kitteh habz soopurb skillz atz
urbinn cammoflawjj!
Jeffro Gibbz Sny~Purr
Kitteh canz beez enneewayrz
Hewminz nawtz luukeengz!
Jeffro Gibbz Sny~Purr
Kitteh waytz payshuntlee 2
pownss awn emmennee!
No wun canz sez wayr
Sny~Purr Kitteh’z goweengz, but
dayz knoez wayr him’z been!!!
Jack.
Sny~Purr Kitteh iz litenign faast. Yuz lyk yu, Jack !!
*stans on awfiss chare an applolods*
clappitee clappittee fur jakk!
hooray hooray!
Oh, Jack, how u b so full uv win so eerly in deh morning??
*takez nuzzer sip adn dozez bak off*
Jeffro Gibbs Sny-purr Kitteh?
*SWOOON*
pleeze to send the hooman Jeffro Gibbs to revive me, plzkthnx.
Oahi peeps! Nies 2 C udders up…has a nawt sleepy
*sigh*
Ohai fikshunkitteh !! Yu cud bi cat-nappin orl dai if yew doan sleep proparly !! Hab a snak frum upfred !!
Yu up eerlee in teh moarnin, or still up layt at nite?
Ohai mmmm, it beez kinda bofe…wint 2 sleeps, butt *snerk* donut did 4 bery long…
Yesh PB, ai weel be teh cap nattin layter prolly *roll*
ohai ohai fikshunkitteh!
*hands ober sordid pastrees* thees alwais helps mii an no kallorees eether!
Ohai mugglemary, ooooh pastees…..yum….FanQ
*nomnomnom*
*deli cutly dabs crums frum wis cars*
ohai, fikshunkitteh!
Heer’s chamomile tea, if yu wants to go bakk to sleep, or else strong Irish Breakfast, if you wants to stay up. Nd traditional skones, and Devon clotted cream, and wild strawberry jam for on top.
Yum booklion! Fanks fur teh noms!! Eeting sumthyms halps to sleep…..
ai hasta go awai nao, cween an luvmeece an hooebber want tew, keep teh fyremens in line an ai sees yoo tonite!
schmoos!!
Tri nd kepe owt ob hot warta wiv yor boss, k?
Smoo tu yu {{MM}}
By mm! Doan wurry, we’ll keep an eye awn teh fyremens four yeh! {{mm}}
Schmoo mm, ai hasta go too so see yu awl soon.
Schmoos awl arownd, habz fun on teh nest lol.
Hoo Roo !! * waivz *
bai!! {{{mm}}} {{{{mmm}}}}
Mebbe it was teh morning cawfee kikkin’ in, but dis won made me stan aup n clappity clap n laff! Himz wuz hiding in deh bag deh HOLE TYME!
cool cat.
Its en embusch!
POPCAT!
!!!!! Dat wasn’t wer I taut kitteh wuz!!
What a surprise! I was sitting there drinking coffee and wondering where the cat was, and WOW, it jumped out of the BACKPACK! I was SO not EXPECTING THIS! GEEZ! WOWeeeeee! That sure was the best surprise I’ve had ALL WEEK!
(yes I live a very dull life, thank you)
Trap-door Kitteh!
Trap door spider has distant cousin, I see.
Mee-WOW! Who needz coffee when u can haz the bejeeperz scared outta u?