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Your futile escape methods amuse me.
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the onlee way is uuuuup!
Congrats, Nennepus – lukks liek u haz a solo tawp spot!
o.O – so I did!
Shampers for awl!!!
Thx, Ai haz tiem fur a kwikk slurp – den Ai haz 2 go owt 2 hab teh insieds uv mai eiiz fotografft.
Aaah !! Teh Studint Photograffer (Pupil, ai meen)
dont blink!!
How yu do dat?
Dey put drops in an yooze a speshul camra – it’s a diabeetus chekk fing. Muss go naow, Bai!
Bai Anni !!
*pop*
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Yay!!!! Bublolz!!!!
*Porez shamperz intu lubblee cristlol shamperz flutez and handz dem rownd.
Cheez!!!
Oooohhh! Bubblolz! run run jump pop! Wee dats fun!
Cheez!
Aifinkso ai wayts an haz teh shamperz aftur teh Cory-Bear come home tunyte. Ai juss droppt him off fur hims tutoring. *sniff* Him growd up so FAST! An ai has tu spend teh day wifout mai lil velcro-kitteh!!!
Oh PK. Yu b awlright.
*hands PK a hanky*
{{{{{pk}}}}}
Cory-bear b so kewwt! Hii b growing so much!! Soon him b a big feerz kitteh boi!!
Him alreddy preddy feerze, if yu ax mai sox!!!
We finlee gotted batrees so we can gets pixors uv teh sok-hunts, but him mebbe nawt gunna feel up tu taht fur a day oar free.
Him groing up intu byootimus strong jentul (tu hyoomins) kitteh whu nawt haz a skared uv ennyfing!
Hao yew gett up tehre, Nenne ??? Huh ! Huh !!!!
*
* Sownd famliyar ??
Congaz tu yu !! Hab a rat !!
hmm.. I used
A big laddur
Big big laddur
Climbed the laddur
D…
Dint fawl off deh ladder
Escapinged frum deh basement
Fyermenz karried hur up deh ladder
G….
Getz smellen salts fur swoon frum seein teh fyremens
Hazza nudder swoon!
Iz fayken teh swoons
J..
Just wait fur deh Fyremenz
Keep wun i opun just a bit
L…
Look out from underneath eyelashes
Move a little to the left so can see betturr
Never ever stop climbing ladder
O…
One step atta tyme
Purrrseverence payz awff
Quick as can b
R…
Rite on up deh ladder
Step, step, step, step
T….
Trudjing up the steps
Unnervingly high up –
Vindy at dee taupp (in norbegiun aksent…)
Why oh why did ai doo this…
Xperiment when I noes I
Yoosholee stay quite neer the ground and
ZzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzz
TTFN!
theres is a seat on a public transport vehicle with my name on it…
*waivez floofy pawz*
Bai-bai!!
Muss bi teh ladders in stokkins, ifinkso !!
Yu hab beeten mi bi a sekkund, nawt foar teh nawt-sekkund tiem, foar the nawt-sekkund spot !! (Nawt forgitten Anni nd Carosu tuu !! )
Ai hoap yu iz prowd ob yorselb !! :stern:
.
We Iz !!
Ai is too!!!
Ai plai alawng wiv u….
…fur naow!
but nawt for verry lawng
Yep, Ai doan’t fink teh kitteh wull gib him tiem 2 eggskaep!
rats, litchrally
wurks up mai appitite!
Heelllppp!!!! Sumbudy sabe meh!!!!
*luks awound* Duz anywun hear a smallol voyce??
did i heer sumfing??
*lissenz moar*
nope, nuffin heer.
Tahts a niec kitteh !! Ai fink hi cud hab a hungree !!
Wotz hi like tu eet?
Assortid rodints (frenz eggseptid)
Bite-syzed morsils
C..
Catnip
Ded fings
E….
Ennifin forlin orf yor playt
Fud frum teh fridj
Gushi fuds
Hamz
I ..
Icee cream
Jelly beans (catnip flavored)
Kookies
L..
Lobby Store
Maus (Ebil)
Nachos
Ommy Let
Pie Napple
Q*Bert
R…
Itsee bitsee crumms
Jellee beenz …wif fluffs awn tehm frumk beeyen awn teh floar
K …
Ai fot ai herd a smallol cry four help, butt(!) now ai’ll ai see iz basement cat swallowing an liken himz lips.
Mayb he burpt.
Conga rat furgot himz costume!!
Aifink him teared it off so him cud run fastur!
oh, PWEESE, Ceeleng Maows, noe lemme slipz, opweeseopweseopweese …
LOL
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
knoez Mowsee canz runz, butz himz
willz juss getz cawtt tyredz!
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
canz hydez in shaddoz awllllll dayz
lawngz andz nawtz beez seen!
Pro~tekkturr Kitteh
knoez awlll t3h sowndz inz t3h Howss
andz heerz 2 noo wunz!
Jack.
Ooooohh! Skaree hykooz!! Laik sumfink from Alfurd Hitchamakok … butt (!!) beddur bekaws tehy izz frum Jack!
♪ no dupt about……. …. if u sai so…….. ………. …streit a head…. …..humm…..owi……. … …. .. …….. …aim sure….. .. … …. ………..
Apropos of nothing, I am so very hungry! What I really really want is spaghetti alla puttanesca, with extra garlic; a huge salad of bitter greens with a dressing of olive oil, lemon juice, and a touch of mustard; a loaf of ciabatta bread; a half bottlol of Orvieto wine, and a bottlol of mineral water; and an applol for dessert.
Sigh.
I’d settlol for
applol pieces
bread, a small chunk of
cauliflower florettes
d…
Desserts of sordid kyndz
Ellygant onntrays tu temmt teh pallit
Fettucine wif aioli
Garrlicky bredz drippen wif meltud buddur
H …
Climbing the rope in gym class isn’t easy for anyone.
squeak squeec……aim suu ai will duu…… …… …. …. … … … … … …..
Dis is a huntin’cat dat noes his/her job deskripshun!
Dem lazers r poynted rit at dat mousie.
Dat mousie iss not long fur dis whirrled!
“Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,
O what a panic’s in thy breastie …”
– from To a Field Mouse by Robbie Burns …
luks tu mih lyk teh puur mowssie myt jsut needz a flannik, aifinkso.
Wuts wif awl dis maus abyoos, lately???
Teh Beeg Cheezez must be feline a liddul horsestyle tehse daze. Iz tuff awt dere fur a maus.