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Step away frum teh bottlol….
Congrats, Leeza!
Wooo Hoo!
Teh Conga Ratz come out frum unda teh winerack and du the “Pink Elephant on Parade” dansdans from DUMBO
*ooooooOOOooo*
*holds head*
plz, not sew loud!!
W00t!!! luk at dat beyuootimus ty!!! Leeza, sweetpea, annipuss, adn booklion!! Deze Ratz iz fur u!!
k’mon ratz u gotz dansin tu due!!!
*Bangz on rat howse.
*Deh ratz kum owt lukkin like dey haz had wun tu menny
Oh, fur deh luvva Mike!!
Try tu stand up strate, guise!
*Deh ratz stagger intu line adn begin a razzer drunken dans
Cong-stagger a liddlol bit-ga, cong-staaaagrrr tuther way-ga, Cong-stagggerr just a liddlol moar-GA!!
Cong-stagger a liddlol bit-ga, cong-staaaagrrr tuther way-ga, Cong-stagggerr just a liddlol moar-GA!!
Cong-stagger a liddlol bit-ga, cong-staaaagrrr tuther way-ga, Cong-stagggerr just a liddlol moar-GA!!
Whoa, dat making mii dizzee(er)!
…ands sees what you did there.
Tuch it at ur peril!
wheerz mai perul?
lcb haz teh pearlz
dat eggsplayns eet den!
And tessm has teh knits.
Adn hu has teh mak … mark … makrak … macrame … knotty ropey things?
luuk up ther, ^^^ is abowt 4 peeps this thyme!
Reelee? Ai thawt dat Pauline had teh Pearls…
=^..^=
Wull, Ai wud hab tiept “at ur own risk”, but dat wuz 2 lawng an Ai’d hab misses being in teh brayde!
Careful yu don’t fall down awl those steps!
Hab da cheezies an nawt da whine.
Or better yet – teh beers & teh cheezburgers & the mexi-fries!
Ai fink ai will hab the cheezies WIF da whine.
Wut iz dis, brie?!? I don’t liek brie. It’s cold in here. Dis wine iz warm. Why do wii always hab red wine. I like white. I wanna go tew Napa.
Yew neber take me N-E-wherrrrrrrrrrre.
Eh…mehbee nawt.
Mai huzbing’z offiss yoost 2 hab a cheez an whine party eech yeer ware dey wined abowt haow cheezd off dey wuz!
I awlways thot dat wuz a daily okkuruns.
Wujn fur teh Lunnon, TTI posters an lurkers:
Q: Wot’s a gud, SX, wyn?
A: “Wanna goe Layksyd!”
If Ai has to eggsplayn it, it stops bean funni – sry; a vry insular joek; butt(!) trust me; it’s funni iff yu kno Ess Exx, an teh shawpin senters tehrein!
Ai hazn’t been 2 Laysied, but Ai haz bean 2 Bloowater an iffn u’ve seed wun shoppin senter……
Yay! Teh capshun iz bai Whiskers!
Yay! Whiskers!!!!!
Great Capshun! Concatchulayshuns!
Woot! Hooray fer Whiskers!
Woot! Hooray fer Whiskers!
wayt, wut? WP haz had tu much whine. It can has teh hikkups.
:snerk:
Ai thort it wuz me had 2 much an wuz seein dubblol!
hooRay fur Whiskers!!!
I’d git deh ratz tu dans fur u, but ifinso we’ll just leeving dem wair dey fell.
hooray Whiskers……….
yu guize ar al so sweet, but wuz nawt mee. mus be a nuther whiskers awt dere sumwere.
*hugs*
Well, it wuz fun getting egg sided fur a littlol bit there, eneway!
Yup, dere b 2 whiskerz….
Deh “Whiskers” wif a kapitlol W b in Fargo, ND, and deh “whiskers” wif deh lower case w b in South Bend, Indiana.
Nao kitteh – a littlol red whine beez gud fur u!
Awl fings in modurrayshun, aifinkso.
enkluden moderashun!
Dass wat mai granma yost 2 sai!
And a liddlol wite whine. Adn a liddlol sherry. Adn a liddlol shamperz. And a liddlol martoonee.
pet kitteh,
sip whine,
pet kitteh,
sip whine,
repeet ad infinitum!
Heeee! I am not think as you drunk I am!
I iz under da affluence ob inkahol.
*gently tiklolz Upfiz feelerz*
I cannot imagine how a tipsy caterpiller kud wawk atawl wif awl dem liddlol legz tu manoover.
Easy! Ai just rolls over and forward … hunch, straighten – hunch, straighten – hunch, straighten nawt be too difficult.
ai’d rathr hav a botl in fruntame than a fruntl labotomee…
and teh BIG headache pill (or ‘nip doobie) in teh morning
..and doan’t fergitz uh liddlol MEAD! Ai haz three bottlols uv mead frum teh Lawz Vaygus Rinininuhsawntz Fayr! (A guud frenz maykz teh bestist mead theyr..adn Ai swawpded sum uv mai home-maded spycee rum adn chawklitt stout fur it.)
=^..^=
Dere’s nuffin rong wif a haffa glas of purrrgundee – is gud for yr hart. Mebbe a littul more wud help yr kiddleys. Rite. An… an somore wud maek yr jointz fle*ikx*cksibull. Rite. An I bet anuther glass cud fix*ix* *ix* fixes furballs. *ix* *ix* An now I gosta take *ix* a littul drink to *ix* kyoor mah *ix* hikkups.
It’s nawt whine; it’s juss som grapejews dat got fermentiated. *nods*
An froot joos iz gud fur u!
Tukksee Floof Kitteh
amz amayzd daryz no fisheez
in Dellee~kitt glass
Dellee~kitt glass amz
2 smawll 4 Floof Kitteh 2
sneek a Likk~Likk tayst!
Tukksee Floof Kitteh
feenkz dawrk graypp joos woodz tayst gud
awff himz snowee paw!!!
Jack.
*clapity clapity* yeah Jack!
lol, taht’s how kumo drinks frum teh water or milk glass, him dips in hims tufty paw an likks! eben if teh glass iz almost empty, him reeches AAALLLL teh way down to teh bottum to dip himz paw in teh last fyoo drops
Oh Hai lunarmommy!
did u git dat uzzer kitty???
i furgitz if it b a boi oar gurl.
ohai cween, no we didnt get her yet, still finking abowt it. my hubby wants owr nekst kitteh to be striktly indoors, becawz i haz had so much stress an wurry abowt kittehs being owtside. he finks a indoor kitteh has to be rayzed frum a bebbeh, i not so shur – ifinkso sum kitteh kan be turned to indoors kittehs. life gotted a bit crazy teh last fyoo weeks – my boi hoo wuz owt doing mishun wurk bekamed ill (him had teh disabling anksiety attax) an had to come home, we had sum wurries wayting to find owt if him wuld be able to stay or haf to come home, an evreefing else kind ob wented by teh wayside. i still wuld liek to getting hur; also am wayting for teh cownty shelter to call me bakk cawz i seed a kitteh taht kind ob luks liek shiro on teh website today so i called to aksing abowt it. i wuld liek to habbing three kittehs, but only if tehy stay put an not making me haz a wurry an a borkded hart.
LM – (LOLspeke awf, coz itz bene eh lawng dae)
Our newest kitty, Lincoln, was a rescue kitty. He had been an outdoor cat. He is now an indoor cat. He shows NO interest in going outside, though he does still avidly watch cat TV. He never tries to sneak out. He knows he’s got it plush now!
Sometimes I even take him on the deck, and he looks around (in my arms for a bit), then agitates to get back inside.
My friend had an outdoor feral she was feeding for nearly a year. Just got a note from her – he marched indoors during the bad weather last week, and shows no sign of wanting back out (much to the consternation of her other cat!)
My two indoor only kitties (raised that way), on the other hand – Joe has shown too much interest in slipping out. Gotta keep an eye on him!
fank yoo, tahts wut i wuz finking. teh lady wif teh kitteh sed her (teh kitteh) iz happy to be inside. sumtimes teh lady haz to put her owt on teh balcony (iz 2nd-flore apartmint) cawz teh kitteh iz being a pest to teh rezident bebbeh kittehs, but teh fownd kitteh just wants bakk in. so ifinkso it wuld wurk. we haz a enclosed patio (screened, an doors) i wants to fixing up for a sort-ob owtdoor kitteh playgrownd. sumtimes wen kumo wants to go owt wen himz not allowed (wen its dark) we let him go owt tehr an him seems happy wif it, sort ob.
ai tuk littul Meg (raisd indoyrs) aowt een teh kold adn damp awn teh (awpen) porsche wonse tu showe her – sii! yu don wannah bii aowt heer! Her akshullee shiffurd. Wuz ufny.
Joe…Joe. Himz jus tu kuryous abawt effurree ting.
yah, sum kittehs are just liek taht. taht’s my shiro (hoo i’mstill luking for), jsut wanted to be owtside exploring teh wide wurld all teh time.
{{{lunarmommy}} Mai orinj boi was a stray who knows its better inside. He used to sleep on car hoods to stay warm when it rained. I do miss the kitty prints on my car!
Friends of ours took in an outdoor cat when they moved, and she is fine indoors also. It depends on the cat I think!
gud luk wif eet. teh resku kitteh has bene eh grayt joi tu uz.
ohai LM, my Gummi is just liek Catena’s rescue kitteh. A stray kitteh hoo never wants to go out again, let me show you her!
I did TRY to put her owt… she borked my hart clawing at teh door to get back in… even after I had trapped hur in a cage, took her in a CAR, to teh V-E-T, and had hur fixt (and she wuz preggers too!)… she still wanted in! She was rubbin on me so hard she kept knokking hurself off hur own feets. Ifinkso she wasn’t used to hardwud floors either
ooh, i rebember taht! i iz glad her stayed wif yoo
i iz wurking on my hubby to “help” him deside
Thru eh gless dahklee
Manee tings dere bii hiddun
Drennk! – Awl biikomz kleer
Clappity clappity! Profundity in teh ohaiku, catena hazzit! Full of subtle win aifinkso.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Teasel an Momcat!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, spicy orinj caek wif choklit glaze, iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, liddle wind-up raysing alien toys, kandee, an colur-it-yorself blakk velvit kitteh posters wif glo-in-teh-dark markers for coluring!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happee Birfday, Teasel
I gib u a speshul bublol tu kerry awl ur dreemz in!
See how sparkly adn pritty dey luk?? Adn it will floting along wif u wairebber u goez. Awl u haz tu du iz lukking up, adn dere it b!!!
Schmooooo!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY TEASEL!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY MOMCAT!!
*impro vises on teh blak felt wif gloo and glittur*
*winds up wif semi-purrmanent glitter i-lashes*
*again*
ooo I hope this last til Hallolween!
Happy birfdais! I has to cook dinner for my JJ who has birfdai today too. Waiting for him to come home now.
Happi Burfdai tew Teasel an tew Momcat! Mai ewe haf wunnerfal timez an Happi Fun Dai frum eberiwun!
ai izz yur konnshenz … adn ai WYL bovver yu … adn yur toylet pay purr, adn yur nooz paypur, adn yur karput, adn yur shooz …
ooooo. I haz funderz and lite ningz!!! adn raynz poring down!!! it b raddloling on deh foof and splatting on deh winderz.
I can haz dark adn stormy nite in deh middlol uv deh day!!!
Yikes! Do Nawt Want!
ohai mj!
I love ur idea for a Dark and Stormy on Hallolween…. enny chance we cud do it teh day before though? Hallolween is a Caturday, and it seems liek lots of teh regular peeps isn’t around on weekends sew much ackshully…
I haz ben thinking bowt dat…. Awlso, Lunarmommy (i think) suggested dat wii du a dark and stormy nite on ebberee lol uv deh day so ebbreewun kin play. …. I wud need tu line up peepz tu kik eech wun off, Speshully deh eerly wunz…. I iz opun tu enny and awl suggestyunz.
Waah! Ai aer goin 2 be awai frum mai pyooter frum teh Furzdai fur fibe daiz, soe Ai wull hab 2 reed awl teh fun wen Ai get hoam agane.
Ai humblee suggest dat dis be dun on Furzdai — ai will be gone frum Friedegg thru Mundane.
Maybi could do intermittent DarkStormyStoryMarathon from Hallolween through Guy Fawkes Nite ( Nov 5 aifinkso? )
OOOooooooo!!!!! Gud idea!!!! I must ponder awl deze ideaz……
hmmm
purrsonally, ifinkso mabbeh that wud be hard, to do one on every lol…. but if you needs someone to kick one off, I can do prolly one… wut tiem, depends on what day you decides on. Caturday, I will have a bizzy… getting ready for Hallolween stuffs!! I LURVES Hallolween!
Ai lubez dis dressn up stuf an ai lubes de kanni an Ai wanna BE A kitteh clown wit whisskrz an a wannd lik dis ——+
Intervention Cat
is spikin ur drink
Dont make ma use it
red wain, kitteh, newz papers, paw warmminn….. … …. …… .. …. ……….
teh kitteh am leeding me intu temtayshun….do not wunt!
but must snorgle kitteh!
(snorgles, nox obber glaz uv whine) dat’s okay, Ai admits Ai am powirliss obber kittehs and mai lyfe am ummanaggabul….unmangea……unmanagibibble….owt uv control…
Admitting dat u haz a problum b deh nawt-sekkund step…..
I dunno wut deh neggst step b… nebber got dat far…
Aifinkso has to do with Power greater than selfs… which in teh case at hand, must be kittehs, ov course… but getting helps of kittehs to overcome dependence on kittehs, seems like, iz gonna make teh elebenty steps go inna circlol, yesh? Which is different from our usual lifes, how?
Gud thin mai sponsur wussunt arround tunite! Aftur wurk ai kneeded beer therapy um tu du sum teem buildifying wif a cuppula co-wurkers.
darn. didunt get teh striek thru code rite.
imaginify hao mush moar funni teh abuv statemint wud bee iffen “beer therapy” had teh striek thru thru eet.
drink teh wine if u dont want face
is me medcine