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Conga Rats on teh Not Second!
and anni, and catena, and sweetpea! Thanks, d4k.
Let’s have some green mango salad with mionced jalapeno, cilantro, and rice vinegar. mmmm…refreshing
Adn teh Lychee punch to go wif?
While teh Conga Ratz do a Bollywood Style blockbuster dansedanse wif the coreyograffy and effythin!
Aifinkso we should go sprawl on the floofeh cushions over there on the grass and watch the ratz conga while nomming and sipping.
Cheeze!
Agreed. Happy Diwali All! (By the way.)
Teh Conga Rats come owt wif the multi-huued glowstikks and do more dansdansing with teh lights.
An egsellent idea, aifinkso.
holp! WP is eetin mai posts
*flops on cushions*
Cheeze!
adn mebbeh sum lychee flavr yo-gu drinkees alsotu?
Thx hoomin!
dey iz relevunt tu mai intrustz, tu!
Along wif teh cheezburgers, and teh ‘nip and teh horrible horrible pain caused to teh goggie…
i yam ready fur my close up, mr demeow
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fangs! NOMnomnm…
I iz big – iz de PIKCHERS wat get small….
speshullee eeffen yur watchun awn eh blakburree…
lmfao, look at that face
I iz next top model, no?
am ai nawt hawt???
oh, plz donut hayte me bcuz ai am byootiful!
LOL!!! Oh tessm!! Dont yoo noe we AWL haet yoo becuz yoo ar so byootiful???
LOL!!! Ai just cudnt halp mice elf!!
Ewe is teh Katz Meow Kitteh!
Wut bee yer Escents Mees Kitteh? Ode de fishee? Oar iz u a meecee gurl?
Or are u wareing teh Old Nip to imprezz teh ladies?
ohai, EM! how yoo bee? did yoo gits awl pakified and moved N2 yore noo plase?
Noe Fotoe Shawpeng iz nessessesserrey – ai iz purrfekt jsut az ai yam (whut ai yam).
So tru! Adn yoo can tell by teh look on her fais!
Jsut wait until rhsb sees dis kitteh!
Teh dash of nawtiness maed by teh apperance of teh ornij eyebrow on teh blak side is fatully attraktiv, aifinkso. I bet all teh toms drool wehn day see hur fasebuk.
Nawt to menshuns teh color-coordinated lower lip!
*runs in*
*swats DK on teh tail*
*runs back out wifakwikness*
OI!!!
*grabs SG by teh leg adn gibs hur a gud nip oar too*
ohay!
*turns around and bats DK on teh nose*
how u is??
Wii can has a sunny day heer, adn nawt cold (54), so ai bees gud! ADN ai can has a massaj awn Wensday! Unfortunamately, nawt gibben bai a YNG.
Butt still gud!
Haow yoo, hiking grrl?
Ok… well… not sew grate ackshully. I has some pleh RLS going on.
But I is doing my bestest not to think about it…. duzzn’t seem to halp anyway!
Glad you is gud though!
“Yoo must pay teh rent!”
“Ai can’t pay teh rent!” *sob*
*HA ha ha!! Yoo MUST pay teh rent!*
*sobbink* But Ai CANT pay teh rent!!*
Sumthing laik that???
yupz – shih deffanewtlee noes shih haz itz goen awn! Shih wantz teh dyemund koller adn teh watturfurd krystell bowlol … nuffink lessz wil du.
How ar we shuur this is teh girliekitteh?
He could be veri handsome guykitteh…
Yash, he cud! Butt teh callicoes am usualee teh gurlkittehs.
awlmos awlwais. mayl wud nede genetuk mutashun tu bii callie. XXY
I learnded sumfum NEW toodai!
Callico is recessive on the x chromasome! (like having detatched earlobes)
ooh! Ai can has recessive awn x kromosome trate!
If yuu kan roll ur tongue, tehn, yes, u kan!
Yup!
So, detatched eerlobes adn rolling tung ability goes togevver? *has a confuzzled*
Bofh eerlobes and tongue arr traits taht arr recessive on teh x chromasome, as (apparantlee) is the callicoeness in kittehs. If you have an x chromasome with this recessive trait, then it will show up in you if you have either
a) the same recessive trait on your other x chromasome (for women)
b) a y chromasome (men)
Ai’m nawt KWitE shur waht “detached eerlobes” ar – but . . . (an ai dont wanna heer ENE styfuled snerking!!! ) ai can doo awl theze things wif mai tung!!
Ai can roll it in BOF dirkshuns – an curl it together lenghthwize . . .iz taht enuf fur nao?? OAR
TMI??
Mai brayne hurts…!
and cannoleez in teh wadderfurd krystell bollee?
*wates wiff a hoapfull*
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to TigerStripes353 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmi poppyseed cakes wif orinj icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht glo in teh dark, liddle zap-teh-trollz handheld video games, kandee, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Oh, Happee Burfday indeed tp Tigerstripes 353!!
An Awl the Otters, ov corse!
An ai think today, becuz ai haz bin werking hard, ai wud laik teh lemming poppyseed caek wif teh orinj ai sing! That sounz SOO refreshing!
An mai kittehz will just LUV teh bownsy balls taht glo in teh dark! An so will ai!!
howz da biek riding goink?
i brotted streamers that go in teh handulbarz
*installz dem on JCH4K’s bike*
and i brot enuf fur ebberybody!
Ooooo!!!
STREEMERZ!!
Ai’m going aut in about an our – wehn therz nawt so much traffik. But – ai can hardlee wayte to show off mai noo streemerz!!
Itz a GOR GEE US day today! Ai’ve awlreddee bin awn mai furst 1/2 myol run/wawk around teh farm. It waz a wawk/run wehn ai started – but teh Run iz winning!!
BEE that az it may – ai yam thinkin ov awl teh mooveez wher teh peepl awl hav to run run run fast to get away frum teh ale eons. An alas – so far – ai think ai wud be ded wif a kwikness!!
Unless, ov corse, sweetpea, yoo were there to sing!
sing/yodell like what killified teh aileenz in teh Pierce Brosnan moovee “Mars Attacks” as direkted by teh Tim Burton? I wood pay movie tikkit price to see taht!
Oh – sweetpea iz teh FEYmaus fur reskyooiing uz frum teh aleenz.
Itz prettee spektaular in teh day – moarso at nite – awl teh brite streeks in teh skye az they flee frum teh urth!
I may even pay teh concert tickets price to see taht…
this be dedicated to Jammaamama kitty
mimimimmimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*ahem*
i will sing a lil song i learnt in class tonite:
♪once onna hill wazza lonelee gote herd
yodelaydeeyodelaydeeyodelaaydeeeeeeeeewhoooooooooo…
[aliens seen leaving the erf's atmosphere at worp 11benty]
♫ ♪ happeh, happeh birfday TS an udders, deers, happeh daze will komes 2 yu awl yeer, ifn I had won wish, then it wood B–a happeh, happeh birffday 2 yoo frum mii!♫ ♪
birfday fayre, yoo maykes teh BESTEST birfdays in teh whirled! hands down!
Callee~co Sno~Bawll
Kitteh amz kwtyte awayrz ubz
hurz attrakktivv luukz
Callee~co Sno~Bawll
Kitteh coodz poaz 4 pikkchurrz.
Woodz rathurr taykz Nap
Callee~co Sno~Bawll
Kitteh lykez 2 Napz abuvv
hurz Prittee Wun’z hedd
Jack.
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Teh Diva Kitteh. Shes doin it rite!
Ohai, ai r bak frum bakashun.
U has gud tiym?
Yea!! Yur bak!!
Where did yoo go?? Did yoo hav a gud taim?? Did yoo meet ene wun intresting? Wuz teh wether gud??
Wii had da gud tyme, da first nite out wii had da mini cheeze meet wif Turtolol, jjtuker and Skarlettekitty (Mrs & Mr.) an den wii gotted to meet RHSB for brekkeez da moarning wii lefted KY.
yaze, use back! yaze fore cheezmeet! Did ja bring us pichers?
*wates wiff a hoepfull*
*wispers* JPAK, yoo forgotted to axe wot her brotted us!
Sooooooo BOM_MOMME! Waht did yoo bring ???
AWL ov Cheezland wantz to know!!!!
Oh, ai’ll just bet it wuz teh wunnerful!!
Ai am nawt clebber at theze things – but – *thinks* Ai hav had six, ai think – Cheezmeetz – an eech taim ai – well – teh otterz browt reelee grate things!!
Mai furst wun wuz at teh visitashun at teh fewneral hoam wehn mai Mom died. Ai wuz tawking to sum peepl – an tehn up wawked thiz reelee cyoot grrl wif a hansum yung man bai hur sied – an she sed – Ar yoo Janet ov the Four Kittehs.
An ai sed – wai, yes – a yam. An she sed – Hello! Ai’m Whiskers!! An she browt mee a littlol stuft kitteh – oranj stripey – wif a collar round itz nek upawn wich were ritten mennee naymes ov mai deer Cheezfrenz.
Ai wuz oberwehlmed!!! An so happee to see hur. Becuz – it maed it awl REEL!! Mai frenz, ov whom ai had become so fond – were REEL!!!!!
An teh Stuft Kitteh sitz awlwaiz rite heer bai mai pewter!
Yash! Wii can has a reel! Jsut liek teh Belbeteen Rabbit. ♥♥♥
I brotted to da meet (wif turtlol et al) black cat earz wif ebrione’s nitshulz on dem. CPR was posed tu cum, but cuddnt. Ai gotted a cat pin an a teapot and purple ears an birfdae cards an et was so nyce. I didn’t get pikkies, but SK deed, so ai’ll ask for copies.
Blak cat eerz – laik yoo ware awn yur hed???
dat wuz gud, butt wii hassa sad 4 yore wunderbar Mutti
eyem shure yoo still miss hurr.
Yeah 4 awl yore cheezmeets!! butt(!) eye hassa jellus
Eye onlee has had won meet dew far, butt wuz teh wunderful 2 meet yoo an our majistee teh cween!
THAT wuz mai thurd Cheezmeet!
Wehn ai went to a wedding in OOOOHklahoma Sitty. Ai just MENSHUNED it in passing to cweenmj! An she sed – waht??? Yoo ar coming HEER???? (ai dint noe she wuz there!!! )
An tehn she met mee at teh hare port – wif a sine tukked under hur arm taht sed “JCH4K” awn it – an ai still hav that, too!!!
An then she sed – a hav a sprize fur yoo! An tehn YOO cayme wawking up!! An it wuz so grate, becuz ai had wanted fur SUCH a long taim to get to noe yoo!!
An ai dint noe you were so (relativlee!) neer!
An yes, ai DO still miss
*kitteh awn teh keebord naymed Barney!!*
. . . mai Mom wif a feerse. But Salleh’z visitz hav halped a lot!
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yeah 4 salleh
(wear she Bee laytlee?)
rimenber teh chiggen fryed stake wii had? cween nose where teh gute noms R!
And noos flash I am going 2 tt noo engerland in a few weekweekweeks! , and wood lurv 2 meet some cheezes! wii were going 2 go in teh sommer, butt the plans got interuppted whin Andy (sunny boi # 2) got marrified.
Well – rite NAO she’z awn mai bak porch!!
*wabes to Salleh*
*WABES bak tu Tidmum *…..oh Hai Tidmum ……how ar yu dewin? ….izzunt it gettin kinda late obbur der abowt noaw ?????
..an Janet iz rite…iza beeeeeeeeeutifulest day heer in Janets cowntry ……corse, teh fak we ar awn a 10 akur farm gotz a lowt tu dew wiff it !……..farmz ar wel-nowed fur der beeuti !……..
Ohai Salleh
It’s 11.20pm heer. I has been in bed AWL day..gottid up juss before 9pm O.O
It’s been Awtumnal sunnyshien heer today..what liddle i seed froo the curtins
Juss havin a coffee an a smoak an heddin bak up to bed
*wabes 2 Salleh*
*wabes Xtra hard akross teh pond too Tidmum*
enjoi teh beeutifull wevver!
Oh kitkay!! Salleh traied THREE taims to wabe bak at yoo – an WP eeted hur commintz ebree taim!!
an then – luk – daun below!!! THAT wun werked!!
Vayne kitteh is vayne.
Shih’z nawt konseeted, shih’z konvinseded!
U has apresheeashun for teh arts.
i gives up; !