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wun uv deez iz nawt liek teh uddur…
Juss wun?
Hims tuxedo kitteh!
wun uv dese fings is abowt to miit teh pointy ends, aifinkso.
Bof ov deez iz nawt like deh udder?
Eech uv dez iz nawt like deh udder?
Neever uv deze iz nawt like ee chudderz??
eneeyway, CongaRatz fur jk2k, PB, pj adn deh WRr!!
I haz herd dat dere b speshul sno globez at the tybooteek… dehy b habbing blak and oranj kittehz wif lubblee splarklee fawl leefz insted uv snow….
Fankeez, mai Cween !! * Taiks a golbe wiv a blak kittee incied *
I can haz leafglobe?
Plzplzplz?
I putz it on teh montell peacewif teh bachlights & stuffs!
Ai can haz teh BC sno globez!
ai’ll taek a BC gloab tew, wif teh ornj sparklee bits innit!
Taik ur tail ellswair, plzthx !!
Tel ur tayl ellswair, tuu !!
I’ts lyke lookin inna mirra
Butt kitteh! iz teh flattury yas it iz.
Accept no substitutes!
I Can’t Believe it’s Not Kitteh ™
Now available in blackn’white!
imitation is the sincerist form of flattary, surely?
GMTA
I sincerly hopez dy nawt be uszin imitation flatware.
Onlee deh best sterling flatwarez fur us!! adn deh Royal Doolton wif deh hand paynted periwinklolz….
OOooooohhhh…. periwinkolz!!! I lub da periwinkolz~~~
Yu has da roil doltum wif parawigulz? Ai fawtso wuz mary gawt it frum hur anti Pitoonya. She wuz spozed tu has a party fur us tu ete awn it .lawng tiem ago nd nebbur did.
Nd itz ” 1 fut iz nawt bofe da saim” = da difrens betwene a duk.
Ai lurnt dat in colij…
thank you Keeping Up Apperances…….Mrs BoooKay.
.
right?
ding! ding!1!! Dingg!!!! wii haz a winner!!!!!
I’ve seen perhaps two of the episodes, most of the Boat Trip, and the Alarm System…….which is why I know about the Doulton.
but….
I just don’t like the show. I really would like to slap the……stuffing out of the Mrs. Bouquet, I see it as an example of much that is wrong with peeps today. I don’t think despise is too strong a term, not for me anyway……..*looks dows* heya, howdidthat get there, and how did I end up standing on the soapbox?
:snerk:
I finking dat Hyasinth b hill airy us….. but Monty Python duz nuffin fur mii….
*Shrugz sholderz* diffrent strokez fur diffrent fokez!!
ohai dan,
ai find missus bookay berree awful two. she just laik mai momcat, hoo alwus wurreed moar abowt whut teh nayburs thot than happeeness ob famblee. jus sayin is all.
Iz so we can wurships yu eben when yu haz a bizzy. Yu haz teh importint fings tu du, lyk:
Afturnoon naps
Being byootimuss
Chaysing teh flutterbys
Dansin wit da conga-rats
Ebensong on da fences
Frolikking wit fallin leeves…
Grinnin lyke a Chesire, wen you stub yer toe
Halpin to shred yer toylet paper
Ignorifying you
J…
Joouls – hieding dem unnur teh dressur foar U!
Kikkin it wif teh hoem kittehs daown teh street
Likking teh last uf teh gushifuds awf teh dish
M…
Mooshin stuffz dat bugs yoo
NomNomNoming Gushifud
Ooglin yerself in da mirra
P…
Tee hee — wii tyed!! yea furr mii an JCH4K!!!
Oh no!! Luk at teh taim below!! We did it – AGAIN!!!!
An yet again!!! 2:59!!!!
*Fawls off chair laffing*
ADN 3:01 AGIN …. hooda thunk it!!
well, if the farghing latch won’t take……….ya gotta thunk it…..thunk it good (echos of Devo waft through the ether)
Sew… naw wii nose!! Stagehandan wooda THUNK it!! Hee likez ta thunk it and thunk it GUD!!
*hidez frum Meester Dan — don’t wanna get THUNKED*
Nawt haz tu wurree Elsa…Unless U iz teh camlol, SHD’s bark iz wursur den himz Nom.
*pffffoooo* Haz a reeleebed …
WRr – U see teh resint pikshur of me (in my piccies) awn my profyle?
I’m warin Dan’s fabrit shurt.
alas, what is one to do if someone requests a good thunking.
with the appropriate and agreed-upon-beforehand safeword?
Pokin deh goggee
Quakkin up lukkin at LOLcatz
Running up deh stairz
Sleeping 27 owerz a day
T……
pursuing interesting tings
quikly doin sumpin
running teh rolling palace
stunning us wif wisdum
takin care of teh cryer
utterring epithets
verifying sir kul’sware-abowts & intenshuns
wishin yur subjucts well
xeroxing lols
yet another trip
zooming around being cweenly!
(ocd sunny cannawt leeb a lizt unfinished!)
Munching teh kibblez
Nimblee climbink a tree
Oww wow meeeyowing
P. . .
Pow Wowwin wif yer posse
Quiklee runnin up da twee
Rushin awl ober
S…
Ai wus alweys fawnd o teh cheshirekitteh. he needs to be a lolcat, too.
Daring teh goggies
Eeting teh gushifuds
Floofing Ur tayl
G…
Groshree shoppin
Hairbawll hakkkin
Investigating stuff
Jumping ontu deh bukshelfz
K……
Klimbing teh kurtins
Leaving hairs in teh lawndree
Maus hunting…aftur teh nap
Nite races inna hawlwai
O…
Openin da big bagga kibbols
Peain in yer flanics
Qwietly waitin to pounce on sensitive areas
R…
Ripping upz da noozpaper
Steelin da stake offa da counterz
Tyein hoomain shoo lases togeffer
U…
LOL!! Elsa_Mama!! Eech taim yoo ar just a bit faster tahn me!!
GMTA Janet — weez jest doing da samez stuffz at da samez tyme!!
Untying shoolaisiz (tee hee)
Vermin chasing
W….
Wadderin da kitteh litterz
Xtree fastee runnin inna circolz
Yipee yip yeain
Zippin awl ober da haus!
Whooo ditty hooooo!!!! 3:01!!!!!
AI sertinlee nebber wudda thunk it!!!
It appeerz dat Stagehandan iz wun to callz iffin you needz sumfink THUNKED! Cuz he wooda thunk it!!
I finkso iz cawled “Percussib Maintenins”.
I likee dat fraze … “Percussib Maintenins” … yepz Iz weel memberify dat … iz appleecobol to mor den thunkin — Ifinkso …cud bee oozed wen youneedz to
Appli xtree force ta eeneefink
Bokify da Tee Vee wen nawt beehafin
Clap da clapper reelee lowd
D…
guess was nawt unfinished after awl, always late tew teh party an missin important stuff
Blow up yur teebee
trow away teh paper.
move to he country
an build yoo a home!
plant a liddle garden
eet a lawy uv peeches
an try tew find cheezland
awn yur own!
Reeding yur pewter skreen so yoo can see it
Shredding awl teh furnitchoor
Tearing awl around teh haus
U. . . .
Undurwer drawr- diggn it owt so u kin find it
Verufie i m a lolcat
Werin teh stoopid owfits fer 1 stoopid pikshur
X…
ohai, pk.*kindly hedbonts & purrs!* haz been missin yoo. So much kaching up tew do!
Danseeng wiff shaddoz
Ellegantz dyneengz frum playtz
Fyteeng Grabbittee
Grabbeeng Cheezburgrz
Helpeengz Prittee Wun wiff Nomz
Issheweengz oardurz
Jumpeengz awn Dawggeh
Keepeeng Prittee Wun bizzee
Lookz at doar lawwwwwng tyme
Jack.
alfabetikklol ohaiku for teh win!!!
klappity klappity, jack. Duz yoo do rekwests?
Yay – teh Angels beeted teh behaytid Yankees!!!
Nao ai goes to taek a nap & get rid uv dis heddayke. *sigh*
*waves floofee paw at awl teh Cheezpeeps on hur way out teh door*
G’nite, Nightshayde!!! Haz a gud ebening… feed bedder tumorrow!
*floofz pillowz
*tukz NS in a floofyy Cheezpeepz Map Blankee
I will leebing a liddlol caraf uv minrul wadderz on ur night stand.
Oar u kud feel bedder tumorrow…… y i type a d insted uf a l? stoopee finnerz!!!
Weell – she CUD bee hongree tomorrow – an eet sumthing tath wuz bedder tahn she ate today!!
CUD bee!!
Ohai, frenz.
Hoap eberywun iz alrite.
Me, I hassa grumpee an nawt kno egg-zaklee why.
Dat’s whai Ai sended U teh prezzie(luk @ ur messijs)
Ai nawt noewd at teh tiem but dis muss bee whai.
I saw it. ‘Tiz teh kyoot.
Ironiklee, I buyed Dini sum ‘nip tonite an jes gibbed it to hur.
Ohai red! Go bak 2 lols adn see teh byootimus kitteh. Tath mite cheer yoo up!
**goes to luuk**
YOINK!
**finks to hurself**
Mebbe I shud brake in2 teh margajareetas?
**hazza pondur**
*Eers perk up* Ohai, redd, howya doin?
Ohai, pj!
Wanna joyn me inna margajareeta?
Iz been A HOLE WEEK sinse I hadded wun!
Hur rolled arown innit foar a whiel (it wuz teh loose kind) an den went awf sumware…..nawt shur ware.
Toonces nawt cud care less fer da nip, Punkin lykes it a liddol.
I’ve had kittehs da hab gone nutz fer it!
Wii had teh kitteh, himz wuud lik lik lik himz nip maus adn lay inna middlol uf teh libbing rum adn sing.
Onlee tiem him nawt cares if wii had teh stranjurs inna haws.
Our BC wii had at teh tiem wud haz sum nipz den raec teh shadoez anna sunbeemz thru teh haws oar teh gardin.
I once hadda kitteh who lubbed da nip. We put da nip inna old sox ander wer bunnehkix an much hilarity ensued.
Kan yuse spayr a margureata fur mi?
Afftur wut pleh wurk haz bin leik, ai needz tu abuze mai livvur!
Ai nawt haz teh tekillya. Will U haz teh Cap’n cuba libre?
Shur! Awl ai haz iz sum red wyne.
Ai needz sumfing strongur, aifinkso.
Oh, LOL!!! i b watching 2 and haf menz and dey played deh Alfabet Game…. corse, not kwite like wii due!!
Me too! Strangely similar.
It wuz a dark and stormee nite. Deh Nite Watchman pullinged himz koller up and hunched aginst deh rainz dat bloo acrost Cheezland.
Down deh street a door opuned and a voise cawled owt, “Fluffy, Fluffyyyyyyy!!! Here, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh!!!”
Litening flashed and thunder rumbloled az a three-legged gray adn white kitteh streaked past deh Nite Watchman and skurried thru deh door. Deh door klosed and deh Nite Watchman kuntinued on himz way. Deh raynz splashinged off deh roofz and fillinged deh streetz. In deh distance a goggie barked.
Evenchullee deh Nite Watchman reechinged deh Prinsess Mu Medow. Deh medow wuz bepuddlolled and soggy. Teh Nite Watchman lukkinged ebbreewair fur deh kittehz. No kitteh hiding under dhe treez. Oar in deh bushez. Not eben unner deh Mutherz Bench. Dehn, az deh storm movinged away, deh Nite Watchman heerd muzic kuming frum ober deh hill. “Uv Korsel,” hii thot, “deh Cairosel!!”
Shur enuf, wen he reeched deh cairosel, hii saw dat it wuz fillinged wif kittehz. Hii took himz wet coat off, and layed it over a horse. Den he bgan tu snorglol and lub on awl deh lost kittehz dhat had crossinged tu deh bridge. Wyle hii and deh kittehz playinged, a lady approachingifyed deh cairosel.
“Oh Hai,” shii sed. “I’m Goosey. i haz herd abowt u, u must b Eric. I hav waited a long tiym tu meeting u.”
Hii lukkinged up at hur and smiloled. “I awlwayz did liking deh dark and stormy nitez,” hii sed.
Dey playinged wif deh kittehz until deh dawn. Den Eric and Goosey disappearingifyed in deh moarning mist.
taht wuz very nise, my leej. we kan haz teh gud memreez ob goosey an all teh fun her gibbed us wif teh dark an stormy nite stories.
ohai, lm! eye bin wondering how yoo B. eye sinnted yoo an emayo butt(!) it kamed rite bakk 2 mii. Eye hoaps that yoo and teh familbloly is dewing bedder! Esp. elder boi! I noes that is berry unfun 4 hymn, and I hoap hii continues 2 feel beddr.
yore fren, KK
ohai kitkay. sent a fren rekwest…lubs yur orofile!
Fankees, mai leeje. Tath halps. (Ai liek ur inclusion ob teh goggee barking in teh distence.
*tentativelee reechez owt adn holdz a sweetpea tendril*
*positivelee reeches aut an holdz cweenmj’s hand an a sweet pea tendril*
Although I never met Goosey, your story maded mii have leaky eyes, because I know how much her family and friends must miss such a wonderful, creative, kind person. There is a hole in there heart that will never be filled. I have read some of the dark and stormy night stories, what beautiful creativity! The world is less with her passing.
iz always gud tew be lubbin yur speshuls…yoo has big hart.ai haz tried fur minny whiles tew keep up wid lore and legends *sigh*
iz so much hiztory ai donnawt noze, but still trize the learnifying in my (snerk) spare tymes!
Schmmz, kittyboocat!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}
good luck un-grumpifyin!
schmooooz!
so many peepz be levin teh world afor ai hazza chance tew noes dem; ai mus be very payin speshul attentionz tew twh peepz in mai life, soas ai lubs dem mostest while ai kann
my tr0ll iz finally home…took 2 trips up pill hill an a bad attidude that ai HATES tew yootilyze, But, him iz home an iz wut counts! eben ifn it took 8+ hours tew spring him. hims mobility an funkshunallity iz poor, reely needs a wheelchair/walker ramp, but all helpifying peeps iz back to werk or too sick to help an haz no time, sunny iz low low low on monies. Maybe CC will provide, will get by fur naow An be grateful fur wut I HAZ (NAWT LOST!)
Also needs tew find a terlet seat raiser an a bench fur him tew sit awn to take a shower.
But…tomorrrrow iz another day;and teh Baron says ai need tew get tew teh bed an snorgol my living/ lubberly troll.
{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}
Ai haz some possible carpenter/enginer teem coming to desine an bild for material costs (awn windy-day), iz nawt sure ware teh money for lumbar will come from. but haz tried so long tew get him healfy, will find it somewhere! Him still very week, an haz to go tew horsepillal every day for 1 hour of iv meds, but fizzikal therapy will come here to rehab at home? is mixed blessings, will fine strength sumware tew keep awn keepin awn!
{{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}
Go snorglol Ur tr0ll. Der will be tiem enuf tu wurree abowt teh munnies teh dai aftur tomorrow.
Yoo are ryte, WestRiverRat! Cheezland props me back up win ai seem tew be fallin apart. Fankee fur realistic advice.
♥♥♥♥♥ (((((cheezfrens}}}}}
PS: my hartfelt simpatheez for Goosie & fambly. iz wishin ai cud have noan her! I unnerstand iz big loss fur cheezland, ai hand you my heartness tew be lubbing awl hoo gnu and miss her!
RIP, goosie! ai noze yoo waz teh best!
nitey, cheezfrens.
an moar fankees than ai can cownt tew!
oh, cheezfrenz, ai has a sad.
goosey wuz wun ob a kind.
an Prysma’s babbees hoo crawssed teh bridj…hao sad.
ai jus wanna say to ebreewun in cheezland:
ai lubs yoo all an wish teh best fur yoo an yur famblees. ai criis whin yoo criis ai rejoysis when yoo happi. all yur kittehs are mai kittehs two. I’m sure we will all meet in teh meddow but wanted tew let yoo all know while we’s heer.
Cheers, cheezfrenz!
Ditto dat…Nitey nite MM..{{{{MM}}} {{all da cheezpeeps}}
hare hare MM!!
{{{{{{{{{MM and PJ and Cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}
Ai ekkos yur thorts MM, it’z cumfurtin to be a part ov such a cayring communitee
{{{{{{cheezpeeps adn kittehs}}}}}}
why fankees, nenne an Pj! ai nawt no yoo guis heer befoar teh 5am (my time) lol!
Your ealie moarning – is my lunchtime!
here – have haff a nomnomnomlet baguett! and sum aplol-sinnanomnomtea.
*skweeses in an “arrr” in that ealie…*
*chukkels*
ai has a funnee mental imaj ob an “ealie” moarning, ai sees teh long skinnee fishees cawled eels fawlin owt ob teh skii
whai fankees fur teh noms!
ai nos yoo all is up, ai jus fur sum reesun thowt yoo came owt ob teh woodwerk at new lol time!
like ealies?!?
8)
yesh! heeheeeheee
caluu ♪