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Paychunse, ai haz it!
conga-rats-shoe-laces! a six way brayd!
O fanks tessm. Ai inbite ebberwun to sharing sum hawt chokklit, sordid tees adn cawfee, wif sum applol adn lemming tart, chokklit tart, oar stikkee wallnut tart wiv wallnuts from teh gardin!
nom, nom!
hao abouts sum frisch fisch sashimi? And a platturful ov shrimps?
*head spins so fast as to cause whiplash*
did someone say SHWIMPS!
*guilty look*
i had some Pruvian asopado de camarones for you, but …i eated it. sowy…
Sounds dee-lishus, sweet0ea.
*whispurrs* I put out teh plaature ov shwimps wif yu in mind.
*seez deh whiplash*
Oh deer!! dat cannot b gud!!
*grabz sweetpea adn putting hur hed adn neck in a brace*
Oh mai. ….. ifinso u did eben moar damage dan u realized…. Ur jaw lukz borkt, tuu.
*wirez sweetpeaz jaw shut*
likwid diet fur six weekz, ifinso.
*muffloled werdz frum sweetpea*
Wutz dat?? oh, no need tu thanking mii, I iz happee tu halping.
heer SP — I leequeefied sum swimps furr you!! Just slurpz fru dis WIDE stwaw (hasta bee a WIDE stway cuz da shellz kinda cloggz upz da tin wuns….)
¿Cómo?
Kwite a lawt 2 dwink tho!
Kitteh haz praktissed. Kitteh can down three chokklit martoonies wibowt eggsplowding!
Ai cahn haz a straw pleez?
oar a toob to sifun teh eggsess wader owt!
lukkily, I haz teh big bladder.
Butt you gunna hafta putz sum xtree litter inna mii boks!!
I have to pee, tho
BRB… gotta visit teh little kitteh’s box.
yummee waddur! wif a suhpriiiz!
dis wadder tastes a liddul fishy…
Fishee wadderz!! Mai kittehz awlwayz lubbed deh fishee wadderz.
ai bet tehy’d liek teh fishee sawse tew!
Nuffin tasteez bedderere den da flava ub fishee peepee … Dat contaner luks kinda likee wut ifink a flannik wood luk like — sew da fishee hab peed in a flannik!!
To quote the great Terry Pratchett…’People have believed for hundreds of years that newts in a well mean that the water’s
fresh and drinkable, and in all that time never asked themselves whether the newts got out to go to the lavatory.’
from Reaper Man, my personal favorite Discworld book. Well, one of my favorites…one of my top three favorites….oh heck, I love them all!
Ha! Reaper Man is one of my favorites, too. As well as all the ones featuring Granny Weatherwax. Have you read the new one yet?
hubbeh gawt tew it first
*contemplates buying personal copy*
AAIIIIEEEE! Ai dint kno it wuz owt yit!!! Taht wil bee orderd immejiatlee!!!
Sewwwww…. da Newt Peepee iz sposta bee gudly too?? Fishee peepee and Newt peepee — I dunno I finkso I likez mii wadders peepee free …
iz like teh tapioca balls in teh bottum uv teh bubble tea!
mai kittees lub tew drinkee teh wadder in mai burd baff. is burd flavor watter, wif suhpriiz ob burd poo an fethurs.
big gulp
…they sell dat at teh 711benty store on da corner?
Big Gulpz cums wif Fishee Peepee?? i didid nawt kno that!!
Chug!Chug! Chug!
But ai iz nawt dat firstee!
… an if ai drink awl dat waddur, dere will be no ruum fur teh snak.
You guys are fast… xD
Dis fish at da boddom ub da cup yogurt is kinna thin.
must be kitty’s dream come true!
OhHai, peepz….. I gotted sad nooz lastnite. Goosey (ohahtahgoosiam) crossed over teh bridge October 1. wut few detailz i haz b on deh Cryer, just klikking on mai bloo name.
Goosey will awlwayz b remembered fur hosting owr berry furst Dark adn Stormy Nite. Ifinso, dat in hur memry I will hosting a Dark adn Stormy Nite on HallowEen. I will figgure owt wut tiyme adn posting a nowncement fur it again later.
Dis iz sad noos. Ai can remembring Goosey adn taht storee wen ai woz juss a lurker.
RIP Goosey.
I postified this link over on teh Cryer but I’ll put it here also. When teh first Dark and Stormy Nite was going on there was a few unintended funnies that happened because of different directions the story taked.
This was one of teh funniest It makes me laff even now when I’m sad.
RIP, Goosey
RIP Goosey. U will be missed.
Ai didn noe goosey mush, buddai sad we losta nudder cheezfren. She takkin care ub deh kittehs daht crossed deh bridge an playin wiff dem.
{{{{{{Goosey & Goosey’s fambly}}}}}}
{{{{{{all Cheezland}}}}}}}
A Dark and Stormy on Halloween is a good tribute, dear cween. Gud idea.
yesh. it be gud idea.
Dat be nawt happee noos, yur majesty……ai did nawt kno Goosey, butt(!) ai feel liek ai losted a fren.
Ai lighted sum candlols adn listened to Barber’s Agnus Dei last nite in honor ob Goosey. Brave Goosey. Seh is at pees now.
how nyse! eye stayd in bed, butt my eyes woodn’t close–coodnit sleep finking about hurr and teh brave, intelligent, positive woman that she wuz. I red thru her amayzing blog…my hart hurtz
Oh, my that “sadee” came out “smylee”
Ai’m shur Goosey duzzn’t mind!
It really duz hurt to lose wun ob our cheezfamblee members. Amazing, sins most ob us hazzn’t met ee chudders.
{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}} {{{{{{{cheezfamblee}}}}}}
I can’t believe it. Sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teh fish says, “Ziby zobee zoobee zloobee!”
an aifinks tey means it!
Ai iz not cleaning litter box after kitteh drinks all dat water!
Why is this funny?
Mai kittehs laik deh flabur ub fishtank wadder an prefurr it to anyfing else. Encloodin deh fancee filtered stuff in spensive kitteh fountin.
Howz meeny laplaplaps duz ett takes ta getz ta da buttum ub da fishee bowl??
1 … 2…. 3…. TIPZ … CWASH …. SPLOOSH…. oooo… derz da fishee, onna da flor, how conveekneeant!! Nom nom …
The Worldz mae nebber kno!!
oh, darn!
Unlez…..Teh hoomanz hav installificated a clozed circut televisyon in da cowner of da roomz, to spiez on deh ebil kitteh….
Kitteh nawt ebil, juss lubs fishies! Hao thotful ob teh hoomanz tu supply fresh sushee fur kitteh.
I haz a sad, now. I hopez the cheezpeeps doan treet dais fishies like in dis pikchoor. Speshullally dem goldfishies — eben wun of dem wud needz muches more waters den dis.
Ifz tihs wuz a blakitteh, itz wud remyndify mih uv mai Audrey – afftur mennymenny fishee fyoonralz (FLOOSH!!) noefankz tu hur, ai fynlee givveded upz awn teh fisheez … shih eben nokked teh lyd awf teh bettah (nawt wurse) tankz tu getz tu a “snak”.
i luvs teh fishies
but
i hates teh watur.
Wai is life so crool?
Tehy sez itz beddur foar a glas tu bih haff ful tehn haff m-tee.
Wud bih meowtch moar beddur if tihs glas wuz haff m-tee, aifinkso.
Num num, feesh-flavoured juice!
I know this is an extreme long shot–but whoever posted this picture–have you lost your cat. I live in southern Indiana and have found a stray that looks just like the cat in this picture.
Comment me back.
Nope, but thanks! Percy is alive and well, and currently holding down the bed. He just turned 21 last month, so if he wants to drink fishy water, he has earned the right!
Dis drink taystes liek chiken.
I had a kitteh that did that, he wud drinks haf the fishie bowl, then had to use the litterboks. While he waz in the litterboks, I wud fill up the fishie bowl again. (He never figured it out)
doncha worry fishies. I weel mayke it kweekz.
How many liks does it takes to …