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mowsees nawt fud!
Congrats jk2k, u leed teh brayde!
fankees! luuks liek u an mii an jch4k r awf tew teh tybootik! ai heer dere r noo snogloabs naow!
An lossa blakk kitteh stuff reddee fur halolween!
Hello Ian sno globez?? Wif blak an ornj kittehz? Wif littlol leefz insted ov teh sno??? Hao cyoot iz THAT!! ??
Dat b triffik!!! *sneekz intu deh tybooteek adn grabz wun*
*shake, shake*
*dhe liddlol leefz drift and twinklol*
ooooo… pritty!!
oooh sparklee…. oo dots…
Nawt if they gets away.
I dunno — Mii kittehs LUV da mousies as fud! Da onlee tyme Pebbles growls aboot fud iz wen shee eetin da mousies …
Choke up chikkin
Oh Anni! Wen wii were kitlets adn were choking, our mom would have us pump our arms in teh air, adn seh wud say “Choke up chikkee!”
Wat Ai rote is wat mai mumcat yoost 2 sai 2 me!
Oar a fabulolso hunting trik!!!
trik… yeah… dat’s it… trik………..
ore:
choking foto-chop kitteh hassa foto-chopped Maus?
Luks liek wen teh barn kitteh iz nawt sew hongree, den her plais wif teh mausee. Sez mausees ar frendz nawt fud, at lees fer nao.
kat und maus games naught so grate, akchewally
deependz onna witch wun yu iz, kat oar maus.
PLEH!
Pleh! I didn wawnt dat maus anywayz!!
A littlol rat, purrrrhaps???
Hay!! Nawt tu gib teh kitteh enne nawty thoughts!!
*hangs hed in shayme*
Ratatouille?
*gigglols*
Maus cannon!
@@@@@
w00t, w00t!!
Ralph!
Plz nawt to be hurling insults.
jus hurlen meis?
And plants.
dat commint maykes mii sick!!1!
Sry, it’s nawt my favrite type ob dinner conbersashun either!
Ore lunch, eether. donut wanna loose it!
Beddereer tu bii hurling insults den mausees…ewww.
And harebawls. Pleh.
nawt to be nommin teh road ants!!
:snert: :snort: :choke: :gasp: :teerz run down faic:
*Recubberz kumpozhur:
lebenty burgerz fur u, Fleep!!
Teh mausies is tois nawt fuds..dass wut mai Paintball wud sai.
mebbe eff dey r cubburd in choklit? choklit ants, dere wii goe…
oh, mebbe…oar mebbe nawt…choklit road ants, hmmm, werth a try?
Nom teh Rodin insted!
dat’s a reel poser
ai fink.
derefour ai nom.
To nom oar nawt to nom, dat bees teh quest shun.
‘Snot much ob a quest shun. NOM!
some say it’s mewkuss
EEEwwww!!
srry 4 teh gross coments, folks. :-l I hassta go now…bye!
*gigglolsnerksnort*
wethur tees noblur in teh mynd too suffr teh sleeng n arrlols o owtregous noms o too teyk awmz genst see of stumik troblol nd by posing end em? too dy, too sleep no moar and buy sleep to say we end teh hartburn and teh fousind natrul goggies tat r fleshh s’ayr too, ’tis a nommin devoutlee be wisheded. to slee, perchance to dreem, oh, deres teh end of rubbin. i ansrd yur kweshun rong, and now i gotta go 2 teh guy wif teh cold hands. so i got bored and nowdats meh short version.
Shakspearian lolspeak. It’s almost to mush!
@@@@@@@@elebenty cheezburgers tu cheesebrrgrr! ROFLMAOTIPIMP!!!!!1!!! Applolsauce adn clappities adn awl dat stuffs!
Yas Ai Wii maed wun frum teh dark chawklit jus fur tudai!!
Nom teh finker?
Teh eva needid DUBBLE-WIN!
Gud joek + gud joek = teh dubble-win. Simpl maff.
i saw dis lol nd i favereted instantly!
*reprint frum eelier lol*
OhHai, peepz….. I gotted sad nooz lastnite. Goosey (ohahtahgoosiam) crossed over teh bridge October 1. wut few detailz i haz b on deh Cryer, just klikking on mai bloo name.
Goosey will awlwayz b remembered fur hosting owr berry furst Dark adn Stormy Nite. Ifinso, dat in hur memry I will hosting a Dark adn Stormy Nite on HallowEen. I will figgure owt wut tiyme adn posting a nowncement fur it again later.
fanks 4 letting us no, cnj; eye redd hur blog last nite–she wuz trooly an amazing purrson! coodnt sleep 4 finking about hurr (and judson, 2)
Oh noe!!!
Ai think ai hav to go an sit kwietlee fur a wile. Ai laiked hur sooo much – an she wuz having a hard taim – an ai dint eben noe she wuz sik. . . .
Ai wuz reelee hoeping she wud com bak an doo summoar “Dark an Stormee Nites!”
Wii must holding ee chudderz titelee wyle wii kan.
{{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}}
*raps arms titely arown teh cween an Janet an awl teh uvver cheezpeeps*
dis fred is wai ai luvz to read teh cawmintz on dis syte. Youz r awl sew wunnerfulz n supportivz uf eech udderz. Ai do nawt noe dis ladee youz wriding abowt, but ai benture to gess dat she wuz berri happi n fulfilled frum the frensheeps she mayde heer. Youz shud awl feal grate about teh luv n smylez dat youz awl share so freelee amungst won anudder.
{{{{{turbofloof}}}}}
Ai not gnoed her berry much atawl, but ai haz a sad coz a cheezfrend an gud purrson haz gonned across teh Bridge.
{{{p-k, Sean-ya and yur hart kittehs}}}
wut pk sayd…
{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}
oh, taht iz sad.
i had reeded goosey’s blog wunse an knowd her had many trubbles an challenges. i rebember how much fun teh Dark an Stormy Nite wuz. akshully 
i had been finking ob setting up a Dark an Stormy Nite on Halolween or teh day before 
so i finkso yor idea iz a very gud wun, cween! a wunnerful way to pay triboot to goosey an maek sum more fun cheezland memrees.
heer iz a idea: mebbee, so taht all teh cheezfrenz arownt teh wurld can play, it kan being a hole day ob Dark an Stormy Nites! a noo story on eech LOL! if teh story starters kan hab sumfing to do wif teh LOL taht wuld being fun, an we kan getting cheezpeeps frum teh appropryut timezone to host.
{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}
Ai thing thiz iz a GRAND idea! An we can. . .start eech wun – nawt teh storee, but teh LOL – sort ov – wif a Goosey tribyoot, maybee?
Ai dont noe hao it wud werk – but we hav taim to think about it.
Ai am still in shok an ai cant stop mai aiez frum leeking. Ai wudn’t want to looze ENE ov yoo!
*streeeeeeerches awt arms an raps tehm around awl teh cheezpeeps around teh whirlld an holds tehm very titely*
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
{{{JCH4K}}}
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{{{Cheezfrenz}}}
Somebodies better tell us’s cheezfren Maus to stays away from dis fred!!!!!
Him’s bean awai 2 lawng
Aifinkso this be a mowsie habing a Beri Bad Day…
Ohai PK! Ai hoep ur habbing a Beri Gud Day.
Sowree ai nawt commint much awn ur posts awn FB. Ai nawt can reed abowt ur foster babbehs, oar otter kittehs, taht nawt get furebber hoems adn has to cross teh brij. It hurts mai hurt too much. Ai nawt noes haow yoo lasted so long at teh HS. Ai has a big admiration adn gratefulness fur yoo.
DK xo
Ai sowree fur gibbin yu such a sad!!! Ai traied tu nawt tawk bowt stuffs coz nawt wanted ebreewun sad, tehn ai gotted sternlee tawked tu fur that.
Iz otay, ai nawt spect replais frum ebreewun oar ennyfing!!!
Ai can gibs yu a happeh gnus: Cory getting tutored tomorro!!!
Is yu coming fur cheezmeet, huh huh huh???
Hmmmm, wat iz dis “tutored” you speek ob? *Hazza suspishun*
*lukks arown tu making shur Cory nawt lissening*
Cory go spend teh day at
DrTinyVet, er, teh Kitteh Spa, where him will get much tenshuns frum nysevet techs an vet assistintsohailee trayned kitteh servints, an him will haz a berry nyse lil nap whyle him there, an when him come home in teh afternoon, him will get spoilededed an haz AWL mai tenshuns, an him will, er, nawt get distractifaied bai fings like wanting tu making lil kitties.Az much az ai wud luv tu haz a howseful uv Cory-Bears…
more kittins in whirrld=DU NAWT WANT!!!!
Ai juss cannawt beeleev him be old enuff fur it!!!!!!! *sniff* Mai teeny bear, him groing up! Gots awl hims big teefs an ebreefing!!!
How old de boyz be fer fixin? I always haz had gurl kittehs.
‘Bowt 6 munfs, gibbertayk a lil.
Iz eezier fing fur teh boys. Fur teh gurls, iz compleet ovariohysterectomy, beri invaysiv (but nessessaree!!!!!!) sir jury. Fur boys, iz kwik nap, tu small insishuns, ty awf cupple vessels, cupple snips, awl dun, nawt usuallee eben need stitchis. Taek DrTinyVet abowt 5-10 minnits wunce teh techs an VAs get him reddy, nuffing tu it. Him will be hoam teh saem day.
In teh innerests uv compleetniss, iz sum playces nao advokating pediatrik spay/tutor, an tehy say taht 1) teh bebbehs recober an heel kwikker an 2) if coming frum shelter, can maek SHUR tehy nawt gunna maek bebbehs layter. Iz still kinda gnu an controvershul, tho. Ai has a nawt-shur abowt it, nawt dun enuff reserches.
Izzera downside?
Sir jury awn bebbehs making me a lil nerbuss, sinse enny sir jury can haz a danjerus. Ai nawt gno spiffic downsides uvver tehn taht… gunna resurch it suun, tho, coz ai inbolbed wif groop starting lo-cost hai-bolume spay-tutor clinik heer witch will be linked tu shelter an du shelter aminlols, an ai gunna bring up teh subjekt so ai wanna gno what ai tawking bowt.
We duz presentayshun Wensday nite at teh shelter’s Bored meeting, an ai sumhao sed ai wud du sum tawkings!!!
Nawt gunna bring up subject wensday nite, tho… taht wun be fur layter.
{{{prysma-kitteh}}} we’ve missed you! how are you doing?
Ai haz an unemployed, but uvverwise, ai duing otay.
Hao yu be? {{{{{gammacat}}}}}
nawt bad here. eggstra busy wif pleh werk AND bathroom repairs at home. Teh
kittehs are with the inlaws so they don’t have to get locked up when the repair
men are working, so I haven’t seen them in a week!
No kittehs fur a week?!?!
Oh, teh hyooj manatee! Hao yu can surbibe it???
taht sownds liek a very wurthwile projekt! rayzing teh awareness an making shur teh serbisses get provided wil do a lot to prevent teh pore bebbehs habbing to come into teh shelter in teh nawt-sekund playse!
Ai maked us a webbysite, or at leest teh beginnings uv a webbysite:
Spay Neuter Kingston Initiative
Iz wun uv teh new fings taht playses haz been trying, an it wurks, it wurks soooooo gud, fur reducing numbers in teh shelters an numbers taht die an an an ebreefing!!! Ebreeplayse needs, yeshyesh!
Ai thotted taht 6 mos wuz teh standard in part beecus uv teh an-es…stuff taht maiks yu teh sleepy.
Wiff da gurls, we juss new. *nods*
Oh yesh! *nods* wen dey bii dribing yu crazee….iz tiem. *haz a memry ob Paintball going “mrowrowroworowr” at free ayem*
Mai pair rents wur nawt happi wen mai kitteh tolded us buy triing tu dig hur wai under mai bedrum dore.
Mowsee amz play toy!
Mowsee amz nawt fud!! Mowsee
nawtz maydz 4 speweengz!
Strypee Predditurr
needz moar prakktiss inz trakkeeng
daown hurz fuzzee pray!
Liddill Mowsee amz
habbeeng ‘Pleh! Day dat himz can
haz wawntz 2 foargettz!!!
Jack.
Bravo Jack!
Enne wun else see teh splorted braynes inna ‘capshun dese pikshurs’ secshun?
My daughter keeps covering my mouth because I keep saying “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” and laughing so hard.
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bite-in-the-ass……..in 3…2…1
This isn’t funny. It’s the equivalent of putting a picture of a dead mouse. I like rodents and cats equally, and I don’t care what caption you put on this – it SUCKS!