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W00t!! iz a fore way ty wif Catena leeding n2mk, Lady Mondegrene adn pj!!! K’mon ober tu deh ty booteek and hab a look at deh fresh stock of blak kat guudeez!!
Deher b blak kat tyz and skarfz and loleepopz and windchimez and aprunz and salt-n-pepper shakkerz and boblolhedded kittehz!!!
Othx, mai cween!
ai wud lurve a bc boblolhed kitteh…wud match mai 4 bc’s ai gots…
adn ai am da BOSS!!
Sorry, Mr.Cuddlepoof. I´ll be gud Hoomin nao
Bos sez itz rawting mai mined.
TV will fry yer braynz.
mmmmm braynnnnneezzz….
Fryed braynez not gud fur ur kolesterlol lebelz. u shud broil dem insted.
mmmmmm kolesterlol….
U kin gitting moar kolesterlol in
Alkeehawl
Budder
Cake
D…..
Donuts
Eeelz
Fryde eggz
G. . .
greese, (oops, ai meen “geese”)
hotty doggies,
jelly dougnutz,
Knauckwurst
Loaded baked taterz
M….
Mossarella cheze
Noogar Barz
O..
otters (juss kitten
) Ommylits,
peenut budder and jelly sammiches (deep fryed, ob coarse),
quick fuds (fass fuds is OK, 2)
doughnutz,
eklarez,
fujj
g…
Gormay fudz
Hashbrownz
I…..
IZE KREEM!!!
Icecreem
Jelly dognuts
Kitkat barz
L…
Left ober fried budder
Melted cheeze, on ebbryfing
Noogut
O…
Omnomnom fudz
Perfect violet crumbl bahr
Quiche
R…
Rare steak
Spaghetti
Turtle cheeezcake
U…
Ulua(jackfish)
Vaniller iys creem
Watermilon
Xocolatl (aztec fer choklit)
Y…
Yummee yellow ding dongs
Zabagleeownee!
Broylled Braynez?
Ai. . .ai think ai’ll hav sum salad, pleeze.
Nourish yur innr zombee, jk2kitteh, nourish it.
Oh, yay! Letz taik owr brayd tu taebo teak fur sum lait dai nomz. dans dans dans nd twerl.
oooopz! pj sneked in tu! nawo we haz a macrame. swing yur partnur, do si do awl da wai
jus jelloe furr mii…unfortunetlee!
{[[[[catena}}}}} hopa dat nawt menez yu can haz upset tum? Iz ownlee tiem ai etez jelo.
noe, eet meenz aiz gettun boraskopd tumurroe!
Hope it goez well!
gud luck, catena!
Ooo, jelloe shawts…Veerjin ones fer catena, tonite.
Dansie danse danse danse….
oahi, pj p! haz yoo mayded a profyle yet?
Pleh! I figured out how to get bloo…fer all dat’s werrfff. I don’t habba web paje or address. Babee steps.
I kno tat look, I seez it lotz
yesh..ebbry tyme ai pik up a buk, crochet or anyting else…
You wach two mush TV two?
Wat iz dis ‘two mush TV’ ting u speakz of?
Mi tew. Itz usually followed bii teh ‘petmepetmepetmenow’ look. I wunner if teh kittehs haf ah manual for dis sort ob ting.
ai tink they are borned knowin these tings..
Dis is da “yrr nawt gonna eet ALL ob dat are ya?” look.
the rules:
1. The Boss is always rite.
2. when the Boss is wrong, see rule #1
Yup! U gawt dat rite, babes!
Yew can taek mah teevee remoat frum mah cold ded hanz kitteh!
snerk!
Mai Pokey lubbed TV….speshully akshun an cartoons! Ownly fing wuz, he wud putt hiz faec in da middlol uv teh TV pikshur! Kepp meh form seeing wut he wuz seeing! Teh eggsperts sez dat too mush TV maeks a kitteh noorotic!
Toonces lykes to sleep on top ob da cable box. Da tayle always falls in da middol ob da screen. (and cobers da spot dat you cann’t change da channel.
Butt, butt, butt ifn u taek mai TV….wut will ai doo? *sobsuncontrollably* TV….liek a kid ai yoose to knoes, TV iz mai lief! …..mehbee ai needz a noo lief?
Oh Hai, KCT!!! How b fingz in KC??? Iz ebberyfing up-tu-date??
Askooze me, y is goggie sho always on the teevee, but never the kitteh sho?
Discrimination!
kuz der iz noh sush thin azza “kitteh wispurrer”.
Kittehs alreadee noe whoz in charge. Adn ai fer one welcome our new feline overlords.
*nods* true dat.
Speaking of the TV, that kitteh sort of looks like House to me. Mebbe just me.
*giggles* yu noe, yu gotz a poynt.
I wunder if him limpz?
and haz a addikshloln too vicodin?
House kitteh sez, “no moar teevee, ai em teh boss and ai fink yoo has two mush in yur brayn. Moar teevee will make it splode. and ven yur famlee will soo mee.”
p.s. i has see reel hoomin shrunken hedz and coowilt sho in teh same day. I will nitmer eevr of shrunken coowilts o shrunken heds on a coowilt o a shrunken hed with fabrick sown awn it. oh deer.
I saw Emeril tuther day making shrunken hedz!!!
Dem wuz reellee baked applolz wif faisiz carved in em.
Dey wur bowt teh size of applol two. Ai freekd owt cuz ai wundrd hao it shrink wif teh bonz , jus liek ai had to fink bowt hao tey mek teh plastiksfied bodees in teh bodeewurld xzibit. and aftur dat, mai situr jus had to bring teh heds up durin dinnr. Ai coowndunt finush meh noms, wish wus sad cus we had burgerz. oh well, leest ai did sumfin.
butt butt butt if him be Hawse kitteh, him has two hab teh peersing bloo aiis! (sigh…)
dang – yu iz rite!
Hawse kitteh sez “ebbreebuddee lies”
*snickers* House cat!!
Butt……I lyk tee-vee….
Why arn’t yu at restlin?
Jes gottid hoam.
It wuz teh fun!
Duz my nek luuk enny reddur?
Did u win??
Nope, butt saw wun gui I wud nawt mind lozin to.
Onlee wun??
Alrite, ya got me.
Dere wuz at leest two.
3km – I sended yoo teh emayo.
I finkso u will agwee wif me awn dis wun. (Ignoar teh bideo, pay attenshun to teh sawng. )
**YAWNZ**
Tiem foar me to hed upstayres to bed an dreem abowt guies in rasslin tites.
Nite Frenz!
izz kwite a hasslol-rasslol 2 gits N2 tites (Ore pannyhoes). Dont want!
nitey-nite, red!
G’nite!!
ohai, meine Kween! didja know-tiss my pritty bloo colour?
Oooooo….. and deh linkee wirkz!!! Yay!! now u will gitting deh fren rekwests frum ebbreewun….. adn, uv korse u kin rekwesting frenz, tuu…. dat b how I gotted most uv mai frens!
I just gotted word dat Goosey past over deh Raynbow Bridge on Oct. 1.
hur wuz a gud cheezpeep. 
wut few detailz i haz iz on deh Cryer, just klik mai bloo name.
sienna n ai r berry sad nao.
we will lait a kanduhl in goosey’s honor tewnite.
*bows head*
nuuuuuuuuuuu I wantz meh teeeeeeeee veeeeeeeeee nyaaaaaaaaaah!!!
I (don’t) want my MTV!
Banditt Kitteh sez:
“No moar allmoast Nekkiddid
Prittee Wunz 4 U!!!”
Banditt Kitteh sez:
“Iz wayyyy passt Nom Nom Tyme. Needz
Ur ‘poazzibbill fumbz!!!”
Banditt Kitteh sez:
“Ah hyded t3h Reemoatz, so
U habz 2 feedz meh!!!’
Jack.
he lookz pretteh angryz o_o
wat sort kitteh is this – duz it have a breed? kitteh look like Batman.