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Happeefunday, annipuss! Congrats awn nawt sekkund!
Thx kct! u an PB shud joyn me in a trip 2 teh tye booteek!
Kool !! Ar teh blak-kat speshulz stil availbull?
Yiss, Ai fink dey aer halolween speshuls
Graduayshenz Anni !!
Ai got tee, kawfee, hawt choklit, lemmingade, orinj (np) aid, ginjerbeir adn sarsprillah.
Orlso, tee-caek, cawfee-skrolls, choklit-fingaz, lemming-merang pie, orinj caek, gingabred. Nuffin to matsh sarsprillah, sorree !!
Ai’m feelin a lot beddur – fud is a gud eye deer agane!
Ive fild up on mushruumz nd temartows on tost foar a Sumdai tea. Yum !!
Ai liek `matowz an mushrumez – nawt shore Ai’d liek dem 2gevver tho.
Ai frize teh ‘roomz inna pan furst wiv marjreen adn ad free oar foar matoez slycd in harvz. cuk tehm til soffend. Serb on tost adn nom nom nom !!
Hey PB, ai had taht furr my supper larst nite, wiv ekks!
Wot sordof egz?
Chook egz?
Duk egz?
Emoo egz?
Turtlol egz?
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Emo eggz?
LOL
Hmm ai shell hav to fink abowt that.
Waht kind ov ‘rooomz??? Ink wiring minds . . .yoo know!
Nawt crowdid wuns – dere wuz mush room!
LOL!!!
Oh annipuss – ai wish. . .ai DO wish ai cud maek mai brayne do waht yurs duz!!
Wut wuz teh passwerd?
It wuz “********” if mai ‘pyoota ‘membaz kreklee !!
Iz berry importunt 2 yooze teh rite nawtee werds 2 maek fings werk!
Ai saib em foar speshlol kayshenz. Moar fect taht wai !!
Teh skool kids rownd heer yooze awl teh reely bad werds in ebbridai speekin. Ai sumtiemz wunner wat dey sai iffn dey stub dere toezis!
I nebber knu teh reli bad wuns til sekkund yeer at ohai-skuul. Wuz gud tu bi innisent, ai fink nao. Sum wurdz startin wiv “b” wer commin, butt(!) nawt obseen. Nao, nobuddy uzes tohse wurdz wen swairin cazulee, jus teh roodist wuns azif itz rekwired. Swaren senslisly in publec duzzint maik peepul moar liek adultz IMHO. Nao swairin at yor compyewta in teh pryvecy of yor hoam iz a diffren fing ….
Awlso swarin in ur car at teh stoopie drivers who cuts u up, changes lanes wivout indicating, indicate an den go teh udder way, stops wivout warnin, duz 20 mph in a 60 mph zone, ignorez me wavin dem owt ob teh side rode for 5 minnits, den just as ai decide tehy’re nawt movin an start to drive awf, pulls owt rite in frunt ob me … is awlso ok, so lawng as u has teh windows wound up, rite?
.. adn nawt stuk bihynd tehm at teh nex trafik jam !! O.o !!
Ah yesh. Also hope dey cannawt lip-read.
Moast ob us r verry verry gud lip reedaz ob swairin !!
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* Nao, ai wunda wy taht iz ?? …. ooh dotz
* Maik extra noet tu shut teh sun-roof tuu !! *
Hao about teh carz that draive rite behind yoo when yoo ar baking up?? Teh wuns hoo weren’t eben there wehn yoo started?
Oar awl teh peepl hoo WAWK behind yoo az yur bakin up, eben tho they shud NOE yoo cant see them!!!???
Ai sware at moterists hoo tern in2 teh bit uv rode Ai am tryin 2 cross wivowt yoozin teh indy katerz.
Oh ai haet it wehn teht dint uze teh indy katerz!
Hav yoo seen this??? Yoo cud trai just whapping them?
h ttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2889527841583480458#
Clappity clappity! Gud fer hur! Ai fink dat iffn Ai tryed dat in Lundun, Ai wud nawt lib 2 tell teh tayle!
Nebber mind whirld peas, jush vishulise using ur turn signal.
Yew mai entre mai kingdem !!
cannot find teh barcode
Welcome to meerkat tanning salons…please enjoy your stay!!
Plz to be tannin responsibly, kthxplzwearsunscreen.
.. nd NO noodie wawkz btween yor cyubikel adn toyletz, plzthx !!
O noze! Hii duzznt haz teh purrtektiv gogglez awn! Ohh teh krispy eyeballz!
Adn Ai hollered ovar at Ethel…I sedd doan luuk Ethel
It wus tuu laitt, sheed alreddi bene incenst…
Ray Stivvens ref FTW! R U nekkiiiiiiid?
spekun frum eggspeareenz?
At least someone doesn’t think its a lemur (again).
A lemur? Iz kleerly a Canananada Goos!
Reelee?? Ai thot it wuz a skwerrlol!
Luk at teh handz. iz cleerli an okapi.
O mai CC, ai fort it woz Kanajun leemurr
THANK YOU! I hoped someone else would realize it’s a meerkat and NOT a lemur!
Frenchee Fryz wawrmeengz
lamp amz MeerCat’z beesest frend
atz a sayf distenss
MeerCat duz nawtz knoez
ifz himz canz tanz undurr himz
floofee belleh fur
Mebbee MeerCat can
haz blankee, beech umbrelluh
andz kewl sun glassez?!!
Jack.
Anna tropikal drink wif a lil umbrelly innit tew pleez!
Eggsalad as alwais Jack! *clappityclappity*
adn YNM?
yay tu Jack!
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ai haz eh warm…
i loves teh feel of
warm nawty bitz
Did I see “lemur” flash by in the image title?
This is a meerkat, totally different beast.