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CPR ur doin it skwirrl stiel
Wye
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jus teh wae mai mine wurkz
Ai wunderd iffn Ai got teh letturz rong – Ai haz slite diselksia an sumtiemz getfings mikst up, bud Ai chekked an dey do stan fur cardio pulmonary resuscitation STN!
aifinkmaybee teh
wuz fer trine tew figger owt zaktlee wat ’skwirrl stiel’ mite bee, teehee!
Lyke goggies?
skwurl-style Beez skwurllee…
minny conga swirrles to yoo, ap!
452 compressins a minnit…
An yu has to kleer teh nuts owt ov teh airwais…
erm…wiff nutz?
concatulashuns anni uv teh fasty fingurs!
Thx, We haz a tye!
Wif nutz sownds gud. Hao aobut Nutella on tosty points fur noms? An Frangelico steemers fur drinks?
As fur as teh conga ratz are conserned…tehy finkso wez AWL nuts!
Ai yoost 2 eet nutella owt uv teh jar wiv a spune! Din’t liek it awn bred oaer toste!
Ai cud nawt beleev it wen mai siscat tolded me peeps eet it fur brekfist on tost! Ai sed, “Butt ( ! ) iz frosting! Warez teh caek?”
I lernded to liek it on rlllly chewy holweet tost, butt yur rite – iz best plane.
iz bery guud spred thinlee awn plain pownd caik tew
Eben beddur spred thikklee!
true dat!
onn a playn!?!!
will yoo eet it in teh rayn?
will yoo eet in it own a trayn?
will yoo eet it in Maine?
will yoo eet it wiff a Dane?
will yoo eet it wiff Jayne?
will yoo eet it wiff Wayne?
will yoo eet it win insayne?
I hab nebber tried it, butt, sounds good.
I wud try it on a playn
Maybe eben on a trayn…
Probly neber in da rayn…
Sometimes if I’m wiffa Dane…
I dunno a Jane or Wayne…
Sounds cathartic, wen insayne.
Frangelico WANT!!!
wood yoo eet it in teh ATTIC?
wood yoo eet it in teh BED?
wood yoo eet it in teh CAR?
wood yoo eet it winn yore DED?
E…
hay! this gawt missed!
wood yoo eet it on teh earth?
wood yoo eet it wuz it furst?
wood yoo eet it wuz it gud?
wood yoo eet it in teh ‘hood?
h…
wood yoo eet it just instead?
wood yoo eet it with jelly-bread?
wood yoo eet wiffout a kloo?
wood yoo eet it in teh loo?
m…..
wud u eet it at teh Mall?
wud u eet it Not-A-TAll?
wud u eet it onna Pikanik?
wud u eet it rilly Quikk?
ai wud eet in teh raaayyyyne
ai wud eet in Spayne
ai wud eet it maiiinnly in teh plaayynnn
akshully ai dunno whut nutella taysts liek, but kitkayz ryme reminded me ub teh sawng
By Jiorj, she’s got it!
Conga-ratz, anni!
Thx sunnyhuckle! Ur profiel awlwaiz luk sunny juss liek ur naem!
Aw, yew sez teh sweetest tings! Jus habbin a liddle fun wid teh bard and the deteriorata!
Hunh! dat profiel sez “did yu spel rong?”
akshullee ai did se da skwerl duing da cpr in da rode wuns. Bob wuz rund obur aifinkso.
OOOH! save those conga-rats wen yur dun wif em! Grandson haz a new snake. He named it (snerk) Radisher.
wai Radisher? duz it lyke radishis? er iz taht sum yung purrson refrense ai doan kno bowt cuz ai a middle-aiged-fart?
Ai nawt-thurd teh kweshun!!!
Eezy kwestion, BF! Him named it Radisher cuz him iz 4!
Awl 4 yeerolds iz onner…ornery….honey…tehy is members ov teh Non Sequitur Society.
Tehre motto is “We don’t make sense, but we do like pizza.”
or, “we iz toadal heethens an will destruct awl we tuch!’
oops, did ai say taht owt lowd?
Maeks u unnerstan bowt `rijinul sin – sum uv dere sins shore aer `rijinul!
How duz u knowin mai grandchirrins?
!!11!!!, 2m! taht hits teh sail awn teh bed!
snail, wuz spozed tew be, taht hitz teh snail on teh bed.
ai kinda liek teh ideeuh uv hittin teh sail onna bed, maiself..
Well, but, hitting a snail awn teh bed is much more 4-yeer-old-heethen!
ah, taht eggsplains ebreefing!
Heez ded Jim!
aim gettun betta!
ur nawt foolin anywun u kno
ai feelz happi, ai feelz happi…
Aifinkso ai goes fur a wok..
“bring out yore ded, bring out yore ded”
*rolls wheelbarrow down teh street*
but, but, ai iz nawt ded!
rite, heer’s yer ninepence!
Dammit Jim, ahm a doktor nawt a vetenaryan…
I’m nawt a doktor, butt(snerk), I play one on TV.
Iz lyfe, jim, bawt nawt az we noes it!
stah trekkun ehkros teh unifurs
een teh stahsheep entapriez
awlong wif kaptun kerk!
Startrekkin
across teh unverse!
always going forward, cuz we can’t find reverse!
gud catch, catena!
♫ dere’s klingons awf teh furward bow, furward bow, furward bow!
dere’s kinngon’s awf teh forward bow, furward bow,
Captain!♫♪♫
yeah, it iz a furr-in type ob lyfe, aifinkso.
*runsawaywiffakwikniss*
*heddesk*
Ohai, 2m! srry 4 teh growner!
Wuz hi weerin teh red shurt?
stayun alife
stayun alife
huh-huh-huh-ha
stayun aliffeee…
wurdz, lett mii showe yu tu manee…
NAO ai gawt an eerwurm! *runsarowntryintogetriduveerwurm*
Yes, yes, pleez breeth!
{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}
ohai {{{sunny}}} haow iz u? *hedbonks*
Bedder naow, fankee. iz my nawt furst time at tying fur nawt furst!
{{{{{catena & bluesfan}}}}}
ahai, sunnyhuklol! eye R glad yoo beez dewing bedder!
fanky sew much 4 yore kind werds last nite! Its knot rlly sew bad 4 mii, sew minny cheezpeeps habs much werse tryals, ai no sew. How grate dat wii can has ICHC 2 and R nyse cheezfrens 2 halp eachuzzer!
*bonks sh hed*
an w00t, w00t 4 gitting 2 B sew fast–sekond plase!
ai sekkonds taht emoshun! {{{Cheesefrends}}} bee teh bestest!
ahai, bff! and eye red about yore jorb sichyashun, an eye hassa happeh 4 yoo! eyes were sew leeky bout yore foster kittehs! Bless yoo an yore gud werk!
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ai 3nd it! Awl hail teh cheezfrens!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{kitkay}}}}}
wanted tew continue our urlyer conversation, but nawt shur how to contakt a not-bloo?
<Ai R bloo now1!!! Plz 2 Bee frendifying mii, ebberywon! And ai has a noo LOL–botes R welkome!
( eye wuz bloo last nite butt onlee Bcuz Eye pastified this llloooonnngggg URL in teh website baux…and yoo hassta dew it agin wiff ebbery LOL; I hasta fynd a permanint way 2 “stay bloo”)
Wat gud is being bloo?
well, ai hassta go 4 now; ai’ll kome bakk layter 2 chekk my frenz and votes!
go bloo
we l l , m y com poot er i z reel l l y
s l o o o o w .
O Hai {{{{sunnyhuckle}}}} Hao u dooin? *Purrrrrs*
wooty woot {{{kct}}} iz heer tew! Deed u git teh sillee pixures ai emayoed tew u?
O yesh, yesh, yesh! Ai lubbed dem! Ai gonna put dem awn mai profile pikshur for Halloween! *dansdansdansdans foar bluesfan473* Cattails an Ai tawked (niecly) abowt u todai! *bowlsoberbluesfan473*
{{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}}
oooh, ai fowt mai eerz wer ringin moar dan uzual!
Butt it wuz gud ringing! Hao ar u? KC wun (finely) a futbawl gayme!
her iz teh best wid teh pictoors! She did my haloweeny sunny, wich ai haz chanjed awn teh weerdpress and teh ichc, but duz nawt seem tew chanj win ai post!
ai seez ur haloweenie pixure sunny, u haz tew kleer ur cache an temp fyles, den log bak in awn wp an in cheesland. Den u shud see it tew
oh, fankee, bf! az ai haz sed befoar, “ai put the ‘no’ in techno!”
*hedbonks kct*
ohai! how iz lyfe in teh midwest? hazn’t seen yew en sum wiles!
*hedbonks sunny* *bolsheroberwifhappeetayles* Ai iz doin OK an Ai awf werks dis week wif vacayshun. Nawt want cowld wether an winter an snow an eys an, an, an…..o u noes!
Yay fer vaykayshun! Is kinda yuk heer todai, berry raynee an keepz turnin tew wet sno pleh pleh pleh!!!!
Nawt liek yukky stuffz! Keep warm an keep ur momma insied 2 nawt fawl. Ai knoes iz hard 2 keep mamas in. *sigh*
iz teh leefs being awl pretty naow, or wuz taht urlier there? ai duz nawt merember, but wuz noticing awn my way home from pill hill today how pretty they haz got here!
Leevs ar prettee nao. ai gawta goes an seez wile am owt.
dey bii kovahd wif snoe, dough!
Bob spelled backwerds is still Bob, oh palindrone ob mine.
a man, aplan, a canal, panama!
never odd or even!
uh oh, doan get me started!
o Man, wii hassa unbleevablol palindrowm expert on ICHC…I fink it’s Tidmun? Mann, shee issa jeenus! I hoap she comes 2 play!
Ai waz tryin a few months ago to inspire folks to make up palindrowmz in Lolspeak. Didn’t get annywherez. Ai struggled wiffit a while maislef but awlso, no luck. It would seem taht teh freeform spellingz would make palindrowming eazier; but nawt. Nawt for mii, annywai. Any creative peeps gonna trai agin?? *hazza hopeful*
–a dog, a panic in a pagoda–
Dat hurt mai brayne.
LOL
o, well. ai cheets. ai uses teh tabbed browsing, an my homepage is google.
!rats live on no evil star!
!!!!111!!!!
Ai has tu confess taht mai little dog-in-a-pagoda palindrome isn’t original either, of course…Ai borrowed it from Weird Al Yankovic, who used it in his song “Bob,”…adn who knows where he found it? Ai just frew it in azza eggsample. Butt aistillfinkso taht there are hidden treasures among our undiscovered Lolindromes… Ai’ll keep ya posted…
Welp, I hope yer happeh, mai brayne haz esploted.
Oh noes! *Patches pjp’s brainz back together*
Careful there pjp! Wif your initials, you could be teh middle of a buncha palindromes yurslef! “Was it a car, O pjp, or a cat I saw?”
arrghrra!!!!
Opps, arrghhgrra? splorttrolps…..
Iz tu lait fur Tidmum tu plai tudai. iz 1 am in TTI. sumtiemz shez stil up but she nedez tu slepe soze she can taik cair hur kidletz pritty sune fur brekkie.
Pittypat! It wuz Pittypat hoo . . .
Nao ai’m nawt shur. Patticlan?? No – ai think it wuz Pittipat!
We had a hole thred where she did wun after teh otter!
*Bob, habbing eeted 2 mush an 2 larj nuts, cayme to.* Bob! Bob! Doan doo dat agin! *Bob luks blankly* *Bob luks foar hiz acorns* Bob, U doo dis agin nao, ai gonna leeb u!
iz ai teh only wun wundering wut those skwrrls are REALLY doing?
W0W i kept awn klikking “refresh” over an over agin, hoaping 2 B naught sekond, butt(!) win I finely gots teh noo LOL, dare wuz alreddy 14 commints!!! R ‘pooter is sew slow and awld (nine yrs), takes 4ebber 2 dew NE fing on it!
Butt(!) guess whut? Wii is gitting a noo ‘pooter in a cuplol weaks (win teh windows sebben comes awt. Maynly sews ai can maybe B naught sekond. (well, dat’s knot whut hubby-bubby sez, butt(!) I can play mush faster denn.)
oh, yay fur teh gnu pyooterz! mai tr0ll’s iz verry fast, but iz also borked, an ai haz cannibaliz…um, comandee..uh, borryed sum stuff, like teh keybored while he haz been gone.
Stay wif me, Bob! Stay wif me!!
doan fergit, u ohz mee teh munnees! doan dii!
Doan goe towrd teh lite!
Butt, butt dat wuz teh fyrmans flashlite! Bob haz 2 luk at teh flashlite. *grabs flashlite form fyrmans an shove at Bob’s eyes* Cum closer Mr. Fyrmans, ai needz halp wif dis! *bats liddlol blu eyes*
OOOOH! yew sed teh “f” werd an teh cween haz not appeered? hopez her iz nawt sick!
Ok, iz way fun, but teh tr0ll iz coming home on muntane, catober teh 19rd, which is tomorry, an ai haz a hole lot of cleenin…um, decluttering tew do befoar him getz heer so hims can be hobblin around wid hiz wokker! schmooz, cheezfrens ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
YAY!!!!!!!!!! Troll is coming home!!!!!!!! I hazza big ol happi face for yu and troll!! {{{{sunnyhuckle and troll}}}}
fankee awl! reely hazta go declutter naow! maybe bbl…
schmooooooz!
Yay!!! {{{sh and troll}}}
Hawlp!! Bob is down!!
oh hay, peepz, ai haz juss discubberd there is a list way up teh thread taht gawt stalled awn
i……
schmooz!
I predict this will become an ICHC classic.
And he’s down at the 50 yard line!