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Halp!
concats wonse ehgen, anni, awn ledun teh parayd!
Thx catena – Ai cheeted a bit wiv juss wun werd!
Butt a berri sootabul wurd – congrats Anni. Hawt chokklit bai teh lawg fyre on dis autumnmny nite?
Yiss plz! Dat sownds berry walkum, It’s cawld heer.
Iz cawld heer too, ai brung awl mai plants in befoar dey freezify.
iz snowun heer!
Sno? Do nawt want thx!
Heeve ho kitteh!
hu yu kallen eh ho?
eh littul hep, pleis?
*lines up trampoleen under Catena*
*gets out da super-soaker* Pssk Pssk!!! A liddol insentive shud halp!
nede tu lyne awp sumtink ellse, pleis. ai has eh visut tu Dr. Tinycat tumorruw furr hym tu luk weer teh sunn du nawt shyn. ai has eggsitment plannd tudae, aifinkso!
bowncing on teh trampoleen is nawt enug eggsitedment, speshlolly wile dukking teh pjp an teh sooper-soaker? Wud a trai ub martinis help? An tehn teh trampoleen?
Nawt shore tramploleenin affer martoonies iz a gud eye deer!
noe alkohol tudae, noe noms, edda.
Dat’s tuff, but u can maek up fur it affer!
Moas peepuls fink it beddur eye deer affer martoonies dan dey wud bfoar.
Dere aer moar aksident cawzd bai dat…..
Hmm, yoo speeking frum ’speeriance, Anni?
Nebber bean awn a tramploline an hab noe intenshun uv doin so! Noe, dere wuz an itum awn teh telebishun bowt mixin alkyhol and tramplolinez!
Ai spekt ders moar peepuls cawsd bai dat tu.
Akshulee, ifn yu cownt bak nyne munfs frum mai birfdae (Sept. 26), yu noes zaklee wut mai muvvr gawt affer teh KrisMowse cheer…
*heds foar Nawtee Barn, snikrin*
90% uv peepl aer cawzd bai aksident….
Hang in der, kitteh!
Kitteh aimz hi – iz gud to hav ambishun in lyf
Awlsew halps tu habbing teh laddur. Jus saeing.
ai fink kitteh shud tawk 2 yoda… ‘doan fink u can… jes does et’… mebbeh dat wuds doe da twik?
tawking tu yada mte do da twick ur rite. yoda cood teeches him teh forks an he cood use teh fork tu get himselfs ober.
oar mebbeh da kitteh cuds conbins sumone da usis da defstar 2 maeks a hoel inno da fese dat offenses da kittehs fweedom 2 goes werebber a kitteh wans da goe (oar not goe, but da door habs 2 bees opin at anneh tiem… eben in da winter oar wen ets rainin goggehs… well mebbeh nawt den.)
Umm …. yesh … zaklee wut yu sed … wutebbur dat wuz …
*kluchis hed tu kiip hed frum spinning*
*wunners hoos hed dat wuz*
Ok, u kin let go naow!
O sawree … wuz dat urs??
*less goe ob hed*
*hoeps it woant spin awf an hirt sumwun*
Adn bend adn stretch adn bend adn stretch adn bend adn streeee….. ooops!
Kitteh be doin the trycep adn bycep bilding egg-an-sighzez!
Gud foar kitteh — pls tu du myn tu.
Go kitteh go, you can do it!
He’s makin a break fer it!
ohai evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Toiatoya an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! (rebember, my Burfday List zi Uffishul butt Far Frum Compleet, so if yoo iz not named on yor burfday, speek up an lettus kno iz yor burfday!! donut be shy!
) i haz bringed yummy cuppiecaeks in all yor favrit flavrs wif fansee cartoon carakter frostings!! also iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradishul sunnyday trol-hed crokay game!! teh wooden balls are paynted to luking liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallets tehy make funny trolly noyzes!! 
also goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “dont fence me in” wen tehy yoyo, liddle wind-up raysing hippololotamus dolls, kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo! 
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happy birfday Toiatoya!
And everyone else celebratin today.
*crankcrankcrankcrank – sends raysing hippololotamus dolls arownd Catena’s feets to distractify her frum her trip to Dr Tinycat*
adn ai nedez moyr distraktun…hubicat iz eetun!
O noes, hoo eeted him???
ai kent ansa heer. wil tell all een teh nawtee bayrn.
*skipsoffwivakwikness to NB to heer teh storee*
An did dey leeb ennee ob teh gud bitts?? Foar yu, ai meen …
*runrunruns awf tu teh NB tu heer awl teh goaree D tails*
Ai nawt noasee, ai jus … um … er … Cawnsurnd!! Yesh, dats it ….. Ai ar cawnsurnd.
♫♪♫
O, gib mii lolz, lotsa lolz unner sunny skiez abuv,
Don’t cheez mii off.
Lemmii scroll frew deh end~less lolz dat I lubz,
Dont cheez mii off.
Lemmii reed awl alone in den eebnin breeze,
And lissen tu deh kittehz pwnd bai cheez,
Send mii off furr ebber, but I ask u plz
Don’t cheez mii off!!!
♫♪♫
Braffah … Braffah!!! Xsee lint, mai Kween!!!
Anovver wun fur teh ICHC songbuk! Sumbuddy tell Ella Fffffftsgerald…
ai lubz trol-hed krokay!
*takes mallet adn winds up*
o..KRAK….o….don’t feed your cats chocolate…o..o
KRAK..o….o….cats shouldn’t drive cars….o….o
KRAK o..o……this picture is photoshopped …o…o
Wheee! Fun!1!!1!
wayt…wot? kittehz nawt driffun teh kars?
hao will tayk teh kidz tu skool?
WAKK!! … wutaryupeepulfinking!!11tee!!
WAKK!! … sumwunshudcawltehpleesis!!11tee!!
WAKK!! … yushudbeesteharrestid!!11tee!!
WAAK!! … doant[doo/sae/fink/feal]dat[tu/abowt/arownd/wif/neer/kusov]tehkitteh!!!11tee!!
(Hmmm … ai miss enneefink??)
Yum, cuppiecaeks! Ai’d lub wun wiv a TopKat toppin! Fank q burfday fairy, adn fanks furr takin cayre of ebberywunz burfday.
*sticks goggloly eyed alien stikkers awl ober teh ‘puter*
Dere, dat lukks bedderer
Kitteh tinks he Steve McKitty in Grate Eskape jump offen hiz motosicul
teh koola keeng
Oh, K’mon kitty!!!
U kin dueing it!!!!!
Go, Kitty, go!!!!
Just a liddlol bit moar!
Klime, kitty, klime!!!!
3..2..1!!!
Uh oh..
Warped Wall Kitteh praktises 4 Ninja Warrior
omg dat so isnt not funny