i’z spossed to take dinner to a fambly hooz gramma iz in teh hopsital, wuz gonna make a lazanya, but if i culd hab a feww skoops frum yor big bukkit ob fuds, taht wuld reelly halp!
*wispurrs – is liek bark-o-lounger egggcept nawt noyzee. Heer, tri teh massaj setting*
*puts fuzzee blankee on teh cween toezeesz and tiptoze bak owt of Cheezland*
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to YesPlis, ozibobsledteem, an mezzomom an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! inspird by teh prevyus i haz bringd cheezcaeks!! in all yor favrite flavrs, wif all yor favrit toppings!! along wif frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an a live-akshun game ob whakk-a-troll!! (donut wurry, it gets tehm owt ob teh fackteree into teh fresh airs an sunshine, an if yoo only whakks tehm on teh hed it duznt hurt them ) also goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark bownsy balls, wind-up raysing callypiddars, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien stikkers wif boxes ob elebenty-nine crayns in brite alien colurs wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
Ai reellee needs tu get camra battrees so ai can get piks uv Cory-Bear. Him finded a nawt-so-cleen fuzzy sock whyle ai waz duing howsecleening, an desyded it waz teh most wunnerfullest prey eber! Him drags it all arown teh partmint an killifyes it… it nebber gunna be teh same agen!!! Iz SOOOO funneh to watch! (Unless yur a sock… in witch case it problee preddy scary!)
But eben funnyer, him haz desyded awl socks be fur killifying. Ai tend tu haz bear feets indoors, but Seanya wares socks, an Cory haz pownsed awn feets a cupple thymes nao tu go aftur hims socks! Him NAWT be ruff abowt it, no pointee ends in teh feets, eben when he jumped awn MY feets tu see if ai had socks awn. Him just grab hold, gib it a yoink tu see if he can run awf wif it, an tehn runs awf.
Caretrolls plz tu note: iz nawt behavyur problem, we desyding iz otay wif us fur him tu continue tu du this since is nawt aggressive an him a berry non-aggressive kittin.
Stoopy rechargabul battrees desyded tehy nawt wanna recharge no more. Phhhhbbbbtttt. We will gets gnu wuns tumorro, ai hopes.
Ai duzzint fink ai putted teh most resint Cory-pics ai taked awn ICHC, aifinkso ai just putted link awn FB!!! *runs tu upload tehm… no socks but still cyoot*
Ai’ll halp u up
Concatugrabingz Anni and pj!!
Wud u like nomz and drinkz fur sillybratingz??
Ai juss had mai dinnur, but Ai fink Ai cud manage anuvver!
I’m havin some yogurt an coffee rite now, buttt, there’s always rume fer more!
*skampers bai adn leebs a brownee caramel cheezcaek awn teh tablol besied pj*
Oh, fan q, 4.5k, dis is ternin out to be a berry gud fud day!!
I sry, I offerz nomz and drinkz and den gitz distracktifyed bai sumfing shinee……
*Bringz in a buffet oberflowing wif hot roast beest, pork chopz, meetloafz, chikken fried steakz, lemon pepper grilled fisheez, Chikken pot pie, mashed taterz, mac’n'cheese, rice pilaf wif almundz, green beans wif bakken and unyunz, pikloled beetz, sweet taterz wif minimushmellowz, cormz on deh cobz, spare grass, jello wif fruitz in it, tawl glassez uv milkz, iice tee, mugz uv hazelnut kawfee, chokklit martoooneez, cranberry-orinj relish, cottage cheez, pikklolz, olibz, apple sawse, spiced applolz, mince meat pi, chokklit pi, cherry pi, angel food cake, razzberry-walnut iiec kreemz, punkin pi wif wippee kreem.
Whew!!! *ko lapsez in corner*
Dat’s a rite royul feest, ur majistee!
I finso dere b nuff fur ebberywunz.
oh, that sownds wunnerful my cween!!
i’z spossed to take dinner to a fambly hooz gramma iz in teh hopsital, wuz gonna make a lazanya, but if i culd hab a feww skoops frum yor big bukkit ob fuds, taht wuld reelly halp!
oh, iz BUFFET, not bukkit
:snerk:
*skoooches ober a meow-o-lownger for teh cween to louwwwnnnge in*
*reedz tag on Meow-o-lownger:
No kittehz were hurt in deh making uv dis meow-o-lownger.
*leenz bak adn reeelaxez.
Fankeez…. Dis berry kumfee.
*wispurrs – is liek bark-o-lounger egggcept nawt noyzee. Heer, tri teh massaj setting*
*puts fuzzee blankee on teh cween toezeesz and tiptoze bak owt of Cheezland*
d-d-d-d-d-a-a-a-t-t-t-t
f-f-f-f-f-f-e-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-lz-z-z-z
s-s-s-s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
g-g-g-g-u-u-u-u-u-d-d-d-d-d………
Iz there green bell pepperz in teh meetloaf?? An tomahtoe sauze awn it?? An mashed taterz. Pikloled beetz?
Oh, ai hardlee noe where to start!
Must hab a hellaba kitchen!
Pull mai finger!
But u has no fingers!
*snerk*
mine husbing used to say dat alla tiem
Kwik! Hand meh up teh cheezburg!
*hands bf473 some gyros insted* (Mr pj brought me a present)
It’sa huooge samich; plenty for ebryone.
Yummers! Fank u pj an mr. pj!
*nomnomnomnomnom* O, sawree, ai wuz pozed tew shair taht?
I thinx it’s regererating. I’ll never be free ob it! Halp!! I’ts two mush gyros!
Oh yum!!! I luv gyros. Nawt hazza gud playse to git wun near myne howse tho.
ai liek em tew, butt (!) sumtymes teh sawse duzznt liek mii…
Halp yerselve!! I made my own tzitikee sauce; and have extra feta cheese.
halpful kitteh iz … ow! ooch! Full uv POINTY ENDZ!!!!!
Adding
insultfurther injury to injury.How’d yu get daon there, ennyway?
aisle neva let goe, Jak!
dat’s wut i is ascared of!
@@@@@@!
Titanik ref FTW
awesomezz
Butt (!) wat abowt ur Maw kitteh? Doan fergit hurr!
Yesh, now grab mah maw….next teh brudders…
♪ . . .an teh sisterz an teh cuzzins an teh antz! ♫
I can just see this scene ending up in Mirror’s Edge 2: Faith and the Feline Runners.
hahaha, i love these lol cat pics, always a sure fire way to brighten a dull day
Res-Q Kitteh to teh res-Q!
TROW ME TEH WIP!
Trow me teh cheezburger! *bwahahaha!!*
“Raiders of teh Lost Arbys” ref, FTW!
I nawt let yu fall!
if u dies, who well feed meh!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to YesPlis, ozibobsledteem, an mezzomom an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! inspird by teh prevyus i haz bringd cheezcaeks!! in all yor favrite flavrs, wif all yor favrit toppings!! along wif frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an a live-akshun game ob whakk-a-troll!! (donut wurry, it gets tehm owt ob teh fackteree into teh fresh airs an sunshine, an if yoo only whakks tehm on teh hed it duznt hurt them
) also goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark bownsy balls, wind-up raysing callypiddars, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien stikkers wif boxes ob elebenty-nine crayns in brite alien colurs wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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W00t!!!
Happee Birfday, YesPlis!!!
Hippity-Happity Burfday mezzomom!!!
I lubz deh WAK A TROLL game!!
*grabz mallet adn haz at it.
WHACK!!
… photoshop!ˌ˖˴˙΅͠ Datz nawt a duk!ˌ˖–΅͠
OMCC!!! Happitayle burfday onee-chan YesPlis-sama!!!! Happitayle burfday mezzomom!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER YesPlis ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER mezzomom ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Hazza happeh, happeh birfday, birfday peeps, an haz an awsum yeer!!!
*winds up elebenty raycing caterpillolers az fast az pawsibul an bets wif self tu see which wun gunna win*
Teh kobalt wun in teh leed! Teh razberi wun catching up!! Ooh, ooooh!!! Heer come teh shartroos wun!!!
Ooooooo!! lukkit them go!!
*hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch hunch stretch
hunch stretch*
*bites nails wif eksitement*
*wunners whoos nails thees be*
Ai reellee needs tu get camra battrees so ai can get piks uv Cory-Bear. Him finded a nawt-so-cleen fuzzy sock whyle ai waz duing howsecleening, an desyded it waz teh most wunnerfullest prey eber! Him drags it all arown teh partmint an killifyes it… it nebber gunna be teh same agen!!! Iz SOOOO funneh to watch! (Unless yur a sock… in witch case it problee preddy scary!)
But eben funnyer, him haz desyded awl socks be fur killifying. Ai tend tu haz bear feets indoors, but Seanya wares socks, an Cory haz pownsed awn feets a cupple thymes nao tu go aftur hims socks! Him NAWT be ruff abowt it, no pointee ends in teh feets, eben when he jumped awn MY feets tu see if ai had socks awn. Him just grab hold, gib it a yoink tu see if he can run awf wif it, an tehn runs awf.
Caretrolls plz tu note: iz nawt behavyur problem, we desyding iz otay wif us fur him tu continue tu du this since is nawt aggressive an him a berry non-aggressive kittin.
PIXORZ!!! wii wantz pixorz!!!
*gailee waivez Ohai! tu PK
Ohai yur majestee!!!!! *waves back enfusiastiklee*
Will get pixors az soon az we can!!! Bideo uv him trotting arown wif hims prey wud be eben bedder.
I wanna see him hawling seanya akrost deh floor!!!!
Az do ai!!!
*chantz* PIXORZ!! PIIXORZ!!
We want pizorz!!
Wehn doo we want tehm??
Az soon az yoo can??
Stoopy rechargabul battrees desyded tehy nawt wanna recharge no more. Phhhhbbbbtttt. We will gets gnu wuns tumorro, ai hopes.
Ai duzzint fink ai putted teh most resint Cory-pics ai taked awn ICHC, aifinkso ai just putted link awn FB!!! *runs tu upload tehm… no socks but still cyoot*
4 most resent pics in mai profyle be Cory-Bear.
aww…taht beeg strawng bootiful kitteh bee teh wunst teeny-tiny bobbly-wobbly Cory-Bear? ♥ ♥ ♥
no kan waet foar Cory-Bear tu tew teh ButtwigglolObDoom an tehn teh pownsing an teh bunnehkikks!
*… belly slides into thred*
*scramblols owt uv teh way*
*gitz runnd ober bai a skrambloling PK
Wut??
Yikez!!!
It’z a woozled LCB!!!
I love this one!
Coem wiff me if yuo wannuh liff!!!
dang, i was about to say that. lol
” titanic lub. ” to bicamm a dreammar what can i fo U?
Come wit me if u wantz to leiv!
Indy trow me da cheezeburger!