Must haz this payprwerk donz
Must haz this payprwerk donz befor lunch…
dont needz ur shredder anymoar.
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werkywerkywerky… juss liek IRL!
Conkratshumakshunz, jk2kitteh an teh LCB!!!
May I gitchu sommfing from teh tie butik??
aifink ai wud liek a ginnantonnik wif a lemmun, an sumfink sparklee…. foar mai naybor’s partee tewnite! izza zombee theem…
And I’ll has a Zombie plus a ginnantonnik for my naybor.
Mah gurlfrien, bless hur sweet haert, iz also goin to ZombieWalk!
u wantz mii tew bryng u a zombee frum teh partee?
Paperwork kitteh is on a roll.
Gud wurky kitteh clenez up az she goze.
Conga ratz {{{{{{ jk2k nd lcb}}}}}}
O hai, BFF! I see that today is YesPlis’ birfday. Which was a big day for u, *mumblemumble* years ago.
Yis. ken yu sai 50? eeek! ai hurd dere wuz tu be a praty but aim nawt n bited. Nobuddy pikz me up weh ai hitzhike ennymoarz.
show moare anklol!!
ickkeee. ebreewun frowz up nd awl da carz crahshez.
I can *say* 50 but I has meeted YesPlis and donot bleev she is that many. Not to menshun that it is not possible that u is even that many.
Oh noe!!! That’s waht AI wuz thinking!!
Janet, is u sure u isn’t me tonight? We seem to be all simpottico.
well, as leest we DO know that we ar nawt Teho!!!
But – lol!! Teh rest iz awl troo! Ai reelee WUZ thinking teh sayme!
U knoe whut? I just realizized that we has been teh not Teho for two years now! Was on teh 10/15/07 that we first was not Teho.
*pores Janet a celebratory 16-ounse mocha wif extry spresso*
An teh REEL Teho wuz HEER tonite!! Just a littlol commint!! But heer, nebbertehless!!
Mai mai!! Two yeerz??? Seems laik awnlee 24 munths! LOL! Ai pair a fraze a veerree deer frend ov mine!!
*klinkee mocha cups wif LCB*
*sip sip sip sip sip*
Just az gud az Teho sed it wud bee!
*hugs Janet, spilling just a tiny bit of 16-ounz mocha down her back*
*getz a littlol teeree thinking ov awl teh compleetlee unexpekted gud taims we hav had*
That’s why we get so upset over teh pleh trolls; they has NO idear whut good times there are to be had here.
Ai know!
It remindz me ov mai favrit kwote ~
“Ov awl sad werds ov tung oar pen,
Teh saddest ar these,
“It mite hav bin.”
So sad to think waht they ar missing. Wehn they cud maybee be happee?
An speeking ov happee, ai think ai need to wash teh mocha off mai bak an go to bed!!
‘Nite!
An thanks . . . fur ebreething.
*getz teh leekee aiez again*
Nitey nite Jh4k, *raps Jh4k inna floofy towel*
G’nite, Janet!!! Sleep tite!!
o hai Okasan. Hao is Oneechan YesPlis-sama?
@@@@@@!
I boughted you some paper tawels, butt, I 8ed dem.
Oar de outbox will offervlow!!!
lukz lyk papawurk IZ lunsch!
oh noes! kitteh must werk on Caturday!! oh teh huge manatee!
*klunk*
I hoap himz getz obbertyme!
No jawb iz kormpleet unteel da pappurr werk is dun.
after teh werkywerkywerky wii can has log too play wiff?
“ebberywon wants a log”
(insert musik notes hear)
♫ ♪What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?
It’s Log, Log, Log!
♫ ♪
It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log
♫ ♪
Yay! Clappity clappity! Ren adn Stimpy backflashes, we has them!
May I has yor attenshun plz?
I has just written to teh Cheezs about the Troll formerly known as ..Yoo know the one..it has lots of l’s and o’s in it’s naem.
It’s back under a differnt name..not dissimmilar..on the bottom ov the Skweeka lol, makin horrid comments.
It needs a hoofin an a pitchforkin !
..**Puts caek an scones in teh breakroom for awl**
U wantz for meh to find him and kick himz in the generals for yew?
noes, sins dis only gibs da tea are oh ell ell ess’s da tenshuns dey wants. Caek inna breakroom lets us ignorifii dem, and wii gits sumfink plesent.
Thx, Tidmum! Everybuddy plz to rember NPO: Do Not Feed (by that we mean “talk to”) teh Trolls. They thrive on attenshuns, even negative attenshuns. Let’s just keep teh “shun” in “attenshun”. kthxwhydoespeepshastobesopleh?
dey has a pleh onna insyd an wants tew shaer?
Was a rhettbutler… rittenauer… written… was a question I wasn’t looking for a answer to, but kthx. Now, whare r caek, dammit?
LOL! We cud awl lion up an anser teh kweschun – an yoo cud pik teh best wun?? an teh winner cud hav . . .a prize ov sum kind??
Hmmmmm – fudgee caek wif buddercreem froasting! Teh Burfday Fairy must had sum leftober frum YesPlis’s burfday partee!
OOO…. OOOO…. Pik mii!!!!! I noez!!! I noez!!!
Deh peepz haz tu b so pleh kuz dere goggiee pooped in dere shooz.
Duz I win??
*raizes hand*
Tehr wytie tyties ar WAY too tite???
Boxers in a bunch?
Dere mommaz can’t dans adn dere daddyz don’t rok n roll??
*kwestions shyly*
Duznt’ dey get teh aln…lan…langw… lolspik?
Dere obercompesatin fer somthing?
awl ob de abuv aifinkso
Cake fur ebbreewun?!?!?!
*meshur meshur meshur*
*pore pore pore*
*Mix mix mix*
*bake bake bake*
*meshur meshur meshur*
*pore pore pore*
*mix mix mix*
*frost frost frost*
THERE!! Awl dun!
Nice fresh – an still warm – choklkit fudgee caek wif buddercreem frosting!!
*slice slcie slice*
*serve serve serve*
Aiez creem enewun?
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THERE!! Nice fresh fudgee caed
ooh, fangs a lot Jancancatshas!
*takes cakes*
*skoops on I-See-Cream*
*noms*
(teh Tee-Are-Oh-Ell naught gits enuff cake, maybee?)
TATH cud bee teh Nummer Eins Antwort!!
Let tehm eet caek!!
Dat fujee caik dint cum tu mai haows. mite has tu maik mai oan, sept heer ai em nd it wil be tu lait fur hazzing it tudai if ai nawt hurreez . maibe just mug caik. taikz ownlee 5 minutz.
Mug caik??? in 5 minnitz??
Yoo haz a sekrit yoo wud laik to share???
Whoops. Is teh “NPT”, not teh NPO. I guess I leaved off teh T for “talkingtotrollsdon’tdoit”.
ai wish ai cud taek caek tew teh brakeruum obbur inna rayc foarum… izza lotsa … troglodytes … sumtymes inn dere.
*taeks extree caek jus inna cayse it werks dere tew, hoep dats ok wif ebberywun*
They uses caek to good effect sometimes kinda sorta over on FailBlog.
*sigh*
late tew teh party, az iz uzual! Waz a troll here an ai missed him? d@rn! Was jus tinkin about applying tew teh birfday fairy for a apprentissship, az ai naow haz much ecksperience rehabbin teh trolls! But, but, ai keep missin them! haow kan ai be rehabbin teh trolls ifn ai keep missin them?
d@rn!
ohai, sunnysideobtehhucklol! bin finking about yoo, and about troll, too (yore troll, dat is)–how’s ebberyfink, NE gud noose?
ohai kitkay. will try tew make it breef, as am tired of teh hole ting! Him was at a “skilled nursing facility” for teh rehab, and den him had a dr appt., and at teh horsepistol for teh appointment, they decided him wuz a mess, an readmitted him. Then, they decided him had weerd brane leeshuns, an wanted tew be doing a biopsy of hims brane. k, this cannawt possibly be breef, but here goze:
“jus a tiny pees ov teh brane, they sayz. iz right by the cranial bone, we just goes in an takes a pees teh size uv a shuggar cube, they says. noe, sayz teh troll. pleez sayz teh docs. noe says teh troll. dis goez awn for sum days. finally teh tr0ll says, ok, just take teh d@mn pees uv my brane, he says. oh, well, nebber mind, sayz teh docs. So, noaw, and pleez be crossin teh finners an ebberything else, they MITE send him home awn mundane. pleez, pleez, pleez, let him jus come home! an then ai wil freekin rehab his @ss myself!
ai thorted hymn hadda Fungus? lyke yeest or sumfing, maybe? Y tehy knot b gibbing hymn teh aunty-fungal meds?
how about Diflucan pills? haff yoo dunn much reeseerch on teh innertoobs? there B lots ob answers out dare, butt(!) is much werk 2 fynd sumthymes. I wint 2 my roomytologist (lupus doc) this week, and she is teh werld famus reesercher on a noo lupus med (cross fingers dat it B approvified by teh FDA soon!), and NE way, I’ve bin haffing a feever 4 about 4 weekweekweeks now, tehy fink iz an infekshun, butt(!) dey cants SEE it! Win Ai tawked to hurr about it she sed “I am not god”!!! ai faught awl doctorz faught they beez gods! NE way, she sed that she duzzent noo ebberfing, and that ai shud doo reeseerch on the webby, cuz sumtimes peepz fynd sumfing dare, and dey can contact teh peeps hoo put out teh gud infos, and maybe gits helpified.
Oh, sweetie, ai has ebberything crossed for you! Did nawt no you haz teh lupus, iz a bad disease. Sorry, got interrupted by teh fone, (dotter haz teh flu, an iz freekin, haz tew take her food in teh a.m., cooked her a potroast, in my spare time! snerk!)but did not forget you! ai noes teh docs is nawt teh gods, but am hopin for a cure, or at leest, sum releef for you! an fankee so mush for tew be thinkin uv me an my tr0ll win you haz such trubbles! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
You haz a big hart, kitkay! an fankee again!
Well, they did. an him got unparalyzed, because was an alleged brain fungus paralyzin him. then he went to teh facility for tew be rehabbed, an then he went tew teh horsepistol for a checkup, an teh rest iz just az ai haz said. ai sware, cud nawt be makin this stuff up, or wud be a writer insted uv a customer service person! So, he iz still awn antifungal stuff and antibiotics, an iz unparalyzed but very weak from teh 2 week coma an awl teh aftereffex. but, az awl women know, antibiotics makes teh fungus grow, but they haz found a balance of antifungals and antibiotics, an, well, him is weak, but basicly funcional. ai do nawt profess tew be understanding, but ai do want my tr0ll home!
Im sew srry 4 awl yore trubbles, {{{{{sh}}}}}}}…yesh, ebbery womin nose dat!
ai ustta habs teh intraktable yeests (cuz my immune system sucks), and (after 30+ years of that) ii fynally likkt it frum a diet! ai wooldn’t haff bleevd it if ai hadnt seen it. Maybe wii shuld be talking on R own pages, rather than on teh fred?
Teh fred iz for awl, gud gnus an bad, this ai haz bin told, an this ai do beleev! Peace an releef tew you, my sweet frend! Ai iz nawt always kwik wif teh funny banter, an taht sometimez gives me a wistful, but nawt a sad. becuz ai haz fownd a pees heer ai nebber had befor. Sweet beems tew yew!
{{{{{sh}}}}}
an fankee fur askin, kitkay. ai iz lubbin yur take awn my name!
Ifinso ur troll b needing a difrunt type uv rehab dan deh pleh trollz dat vizitz us heer.
u r mai employee ob da monf! such dilly-gence!11!
Itz reelee impressiv, izn’t it?? SUCH feerce concentrashun!!
Wut izzit wif kittehs an howsehowld paypurr produks?
Can you see me? Test….
*lukz*
ifinso I seez a pj!!
*lukz agin*
Yup, I duz!!
Wear is ebrryone? All I sed wz roughage.
ahi, pjp! anudder niteowl iz hear!
(fyber–paper towels hass it!)
Ohai, kitkay, Dat comment got moderated earlier tonite..I thot I has been banisht from cheezland!
o noes! yoo cannt bea banisht! yoo can bea my nite-owl fren!
{{{{{pj perry}}}}}}
fast kitteh lubb “teh kwikerpikkeruper” teh best
*runs away wiffakwikkniss*
Oh, fanx, redd!! I thought wz a gohst.
This fud kinda bland. Needs barbakoo soss.
And sum GAH-LIK!! BAM!!
An some EVOO.
Ohai kitkay!! Ai wuz just going to bed – but then ai saw yoo were heer, so ai thot ai’d say – ohai!!
Ohai, Jan,etc!! ai sawed yoo were on, 2, an ai hurried 2 rite, my gude Freundin!
{{{{{kitkay}}}}
*contented sigH*
NUTHIN laik awld frenz!!
Yay! {{{{{janetandawlcheezpeeps}}}}}
hay y’all–ai beez fixin’ 2 mayke my nayme bloo tewnite!!!! (after almost too yeers!) Wish mii luck
Gud luck wiff dat; getttin bloo iz still way outta my limited range ob
computer prowess.
O, pj adn kitkay, it not b awl dat hard…. LCB haz maded a tootorielle and dere b zamplolz u kin followingz at deh avatarz adn bloo namez paige.
liz cee iffn dis werks
Ijread da werds an it souns lyke blah wah blah blah blah..
Don’t laff at me! I juss gotta computer dis yeaar and it took me to monfs to figure out how to search,, an den I juss lernt howto scroll an den abowt refresh an don’t no wat anyfing is yet.
Sry pj,
*snerk*
ai iz tride
*giglol*
coodint halp it
*gufaw*
trine to hold in
*iis leekin*
lmaopimp, sry
Now I am
at myself.
Wat iz Imao?
is whut yoo kneed is a jung purrsin in teh haus–teenager or junger! Dey B noing ebberyfing
!!!
dat remynds mii ob win ai winted bakk 2 skool, 2 gits teh masterz deegree in Jerman literachair. Ai wuz 46 yrs awld, an didn’t noo much about ‘pooters (not eben LOLspeek [LOL], Xcept how 2 rite a simplol rezume an a simplol emayo. Mayde lyfe interesting–awl teh stuffs ai had 2 lernify!
I haz 1, butt, he’s all grummpy grummpy, lyke kittehs, ” feeds me now” “I dunno, figure it out” and ebenturally I do.
Hah! typikol! whut iff yoo tell him yoo cant feed hymn cuz yoo is too bizzy trying to figger out teh compooter?
*whispurrs* I did a seerch 2 look up “lmaopimp”, butt(!) ai cant reepeets teh werds it sed
yule haffta look it up yoreself!
Oh kitkay, you is bloo!!
lmao = laffin mai @ss off
snerk.
pimp = peein in mai pantz
pjp, U kin kliky on mai bloo naym adn we kin bez frenz, iffin U wants 2…
Ok, don’t laff yer @ss off, butt, I don’t no how to be frenz.
Shuddup! Qwit laffin!! Here’s a flannik.
ok pj, doan panik…klik on mai bloo name, adn netx to mai kitteh pikchoor (abatar) thar be a brown boks sez “add as friend” klik dat boks anna pop up boks will cum up adn say “a friend request will be sent to fikshunkitteh” adn den ai will anser adn beez yur gnu fren, k? Ai olny laffin sew hard cuzza ai wuz wuns ware U wer, nawt knowin nuffin…wii fine hyoomer in R oan weekweekweeknisses. Ai rilly wanna beez yor fren
I tried. It sed plz log in to somfing
Did ju try lcb’s tutorial? Play teh bideo adn lissen 2 hers inskr…intrs…insuck…tellin U hao 2 do stuffz adn den trai it? go here
ht tp://lolcatburglar.com/mugshots/pmwiki.php?n=Tutorilols.MakeYourNameBlueICHC
tayk owt spays inna http part
Oar go upto tawp ob payj adn klik on “my profile” oar “log in” adn yooz yur email add ress adn put in passwerd…trine to halp, nawt sew pyooter savvy myownself
Now dats funni. *hopes dis comes up innda rite place*
can’t find login; yer profile, no halp
ok, look uppa tawp DIS payj, brown bokses onna rite side, shud beez thar
nawt werk. Can’t hang, I’ll try agen later! zzzzzz…
Qwit laffin!!!
well, teh bloo fingy werked, butt now I cant post my coment 2 sunnyhucklol!
My commint wuz: “how bout diflucan pills?”
Well, I’m sure you’ll get through it.
lots o’ noms 4 ebberwon!
ohmai! ai iz hopin taht poor kitteh iz nawt teh one replacing me, as ai iz naow offa teh stoopy pleh awn teh disabilify! snerk.
clean kitty