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Dat’s nawt gud!
concatulashuns, anni!
Thx catena – we shaer teh awp spot!
Grrr! shud be tawp, nawt awp! Ai still aern’t yoost 2 dis keebord it needz a hebbier tuch dan mai awld wun an sum letturz get mist!
ai can NAWT has cheezburger!
nauw aim gettun hungree!
Maibee yoo can has cheezcake insted?
Oooh, yes! Cheezcaek- the best of two worlds.
Ai agrii. Iz cheezy…an cakey.
Loss o hoomanz tink taht cheezcake dos not has cheez. Iz comon mizkun…misscoon…iz comon miztaek.
butt(!) Koldbox HAZ no Cheez – ken u maek teh cheezcake wiffout teh cheez?
Dependz- is there no cream cheeze or is there no burger-cheeze? Cream cheeze tastes bettah in cheezecaek, aifinkso. If there’s neither we’ll just eat da toppings. Strawberrys anyone?
Iz not much fur teh strawburries. I can has gram crakur crustseses?
U can has anything u want, including gram crakur crustseses. Now ai’m thinking of oreo crusts. Yum. Excuse meh, I needz to go fynd cheezecaek.
Yu can still has hamburger…
wif wine!
O hai, woodchuck! How u is?
*bounces up and down on woodchuck’s belleh wif a nostalgia*
Hao much duz a nostalgia hurt when it bownses up an daon on yu?
Not muches. Teh nostalgias always has teh soft-focus blurry edges.
JYNX!!! MIne TOO!!!
Ai “noo” yoo were gonna say that.
But serioislee – dont yoo miss awl teh belleh slyding fun???
Why don’t we does some now?
*gets a running start…*
OK, I am heer for sum slyyydin!
Itz raynee an muddee heer, so teh slyyydin is gud (but messee…)
I doan fink I can go bak insyd nao, wif mai muddee self.
Whoooooo Hoooooooo!!!!
*runs fast fast fast an slydes awn teh belleh in teh glorious mud*
Oh mai!
THAT is SO fun!!!
LCB! Stawp bowncin on mee!
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I is fien. Or I wuz, until sumwun thot I wuz
a tramp-LOL-een!
gots to hav a talk wif mai hoomin…hafs to haf cheez
Dat not gouda…
Grone!
Maybees a munster caym an ated yous cheez?
Ai wull fraze dis caerfillee
I swiss u wunt b so cheezee!!
Doan be bloo, jack….we nowe its teh beddur wit cheddar, butt (!) you’ll have yer rouge-fort soon!
Butt(!) I MOZZA have it! Iz CANNONBERE it wiffout teh cheez!
Cheezes twice!! Get in teh cottage!!
Sorree!! LOL!! Just doin a kwik draive bai an dont hav much taim to think! Sumthing ai need to do lotz of!
Ai’m off to pik teh last ov teh tomatoes, peppers, skwash, zucchinis, leeks an beens frum mai nice nayborz fabulolso gardin! Teh turnips can wayte just a bit yet!
TTFN!! HUGS to awl!!
deh gardin sowndz nommy!!!
Ai think ai mite hav sum pikchoors! Ai’ve nebber seen enething laik it in mai hole laif!!
Cheezey pun gratez on kitteh’s nerves.
i don give edam if it not have cheeze
No can haz Nommee
Cheezburgrz wiffowtz CHEEZ!!! Dat
amz a sakkrillijj!!!
Cheez MUSS beez hydeengz
summwayr!!! Needz T3h Cheez Fyndeengz
Kitteh Committee!!!
Cheez nawtz hydeengz in
Beeg Coaldz Bawkz!!! T3h misseeng Cheez
no canz beez guud~a!!!
Jack.
Dere bii noe moyr cheez.
Remembuh partee las nite?
Yu nommed eet awl awp.
Awesum Jack!
Jak cheez iz berree gouda!
onceajinx!! There yoo ar again!
Hao verree nice it iz to see yoo heer!
Ai’ve mist yoo a lot, an wundered hao yoo’ve bin doing!
WUT? Cheezburger wifout cheez? Nawt gud.
hahahahahahaha
Wut? No cheez?
Maybe Maus ett it all??
Wall hooman, luuks lyke anuvver trip tew teh stoar iz in ur future….ur bery bery neer future. An, wile ur dere, git sum ise kreem fer dissert!
Oh yesh, much iise kreemz!! adn deh chokklit sawse! Adn deh wippee creem!! adn deh sprinklolz!!
Oh Hai, BF!! did u git snowinged on??
Nawt yet, fank gudniss! Hadda few flurriez but taht wuz awl sew far. Nawt luukin forwird tew winnter AT AWL!!!
O yah…*lolspeek awf fer a minnit*
We got some good news at work last night, we’re staying employed for at least another month. After that they’re not promising or predicting anything, things can and in the past have changed very drastically on very short notice but they said (very vaguely) that as of right now, the forecast is looking “hopeful” until March. Which is the first sort of good outlook we’ve heard in a long time.
Everyone has been so nice and supportive, I really appreciate all the beams and good wishes {{{{cheesfrends}}}}. And I promise not to whine about the situation anymore….at least until next month at this time
Yay fur deh Good Gnuz!!!
Adn donut wurry bowt “whining.” Iz normal tu b upset wen peepz b thretning tu remove deh source uv ur nomz!!!!
Peepz heer kare bowt ee chuddeerz. Peepz hoo keerz wud feel hurt if dey wuzn’t told bowt wut iz going on in sumwunz life.
Yay fur employed! Yay fur hopefulnesses!!!! {{{{{bf}}}}}
Did ai see that rite? Peepl hav bin sending yoo beens?
So hooray fur teh gud nooz – an heer – sum nice green beens ai pikked yesterday!
yew gots to hav the chise man.
I shore hoap da hoomins enjoy my shoo prezzints l8tr! I meen, what kinda howsehowld duzznt haz cheez!!??
NO ONIONS! Onions are not for kitties!!
Fangkew! Onionz POYZEN 4 kittehs! Garlic, too. (TakeTHAT, Emeril!)
Ohai, BF. Hao yu is?? Ai is gud….maeked teh veggie burritos for noms two dais ago and ai mite wanna du it agin todai.
Jewel is gud…ai gotted a pikshur uf her sleepin’ in hers kitteh bed.
*whispers* She dinna noes ai was hoam yet
Oh hai Jeremy!!
Jewel iz such a pritty kitteh!!!
shee iz bery pritty! teh veggie purritos sownd bery nommy! gud fer u fer stikkin tew ur noo fuud regimin, iz nawt eezy tew chaing habitz, ai know!
Iz berry hard…ai miss teh cheezburgers frum McDonalds, butt(!) ai noes ai hasta du dis. And I liek et so far…..ai had rice and veggies, wif sum sweet and sour pork fur noms jes a minnute ago. Mmmmmm.
… awl of youz fergits wan impotent poynt: what if dere were cheez? Waht is cheez + awl de ingreedense if you still miss TEH TUMBS 2 put evreefing bootifully togeder? ._.
awr.. de deependansy on huumins 4 foodz in genrul adn espashially cheezburgirs leeves me in dispear Y_Y
tis be job of hooman. Wat else tey gud fur?
Dis bee wai wii haz teh hooman servints, aifinkso!
Indeed!!! Troo it iz!
Wud Ceiling Cat hav given us posabul thums if we wern’t sposed to uze tehm fur teh gud ov awl kitttehs???
No cheeze! Oh, teh hyooj manatees uv it awl!!
No, tihs cannawt be!! Tehre must be cheeze! Emptee ebreefing owt uv coldeeboks-fing an see if it be hiding inna back!!!
*swimswimswimswim*
Not to worry my dear {{{{p-k}}}} I stopped by the 7seasEleven on my way and picked up some cheese for you! Um…its a little soggy though *dries cheese off with shamwow*
7seasEleven :smirk: :snerk: :snikker: :gigglol:
Oh Hugh, yu bees mai hero!!! Yu haz saved teh day… oar at leest teh cheezburger!!!
if yew not give hoomans tings to do – tey gets in awl sorts of twubble if dey haz to tink fur demselves.
Make cheezeburgers not war, I says to tem…(but do dey lissen?)
OMG! That’s Holland!!!
(Sorry, just delighted to see my home country out here!)
So what u’re sayin’ is that Holland is out of cheez?
*panics*
Az long az dey still haz windmillz and tulipz……
“I can has windmill burger?”
“I can has tulip burger?”
Nope. Those don’t sound rite a-tall!
mmmmmm…… tulip burgerz!
Daffy DILL burger? They hav lotz of daffy dills.
U guise is curiously un-alarumed by teh grate Dutch cheez shortage. Does u knoes something about whut happened to all teh lovely cheezes, hmmm?
sez teh purrrson warin a burglr mask?
*wipes cheez crums from mouth*
I’m sure I doesn’t know whut u means.
Hai Sanne! MIte ai ask??? Just waht iz it in that fridge that clooed yoo in??
Ai wuz kinda wunderin taht tew! Haow deed u kno it wuz Holland?
Hmmm, maybe teh teenee tynee wooden kitteh clogs just owt ob site?
It was probably the Campina milkboxes in the fridge, and the Optimel drinks in the fridge door. Other than that I don’t see anything recognizably dutch in there.
But i think duch people who start saying OMG! As soon as they see anything dutch is kind of annoying. Sorry Sanne, nothing personal.
I think peepz hoo critisize peepz fur saying OMG! b annoying. Sry LeeGer, nuffin purrsunl.
But… but… I thought OMG standed for “outta melty Gouda”?
LOL!! JYNX!!! Teh Tellee pathy iz a werk AGAIN! Ai thot that too!!
In my opinion saying “nothing personal” or “no offense intended” rarely excuses the offense invariably felt.
Rarely as in ‘never’
Anom!! I finso it b berry rude…. if u makez a pursonal comment, how kin it b ’nuffin pursonal’??
‘Zaktlee. Saying “nuffing purrsonal” duz nawt in any way chanje teh nature uv teh commint oar sumhao ekscuse teh comminter frum making teh commint. Iz still rude, hurtful, an disrespectful, an teh comminter still responsibul even if trying tu avoid it.
Annuver optshun iz tu sai “Bless their heart” aftur sayin sumthin purrsonnal oar offenceive.
Bery gud keshet. Gud suthern “blessing”.
**whispers**
ai a gud suthern girl 2
Well, teh milkboxes an the drinks ar prollee waht did it.
Butt – LOL!! WHERE do yoo see awl teh Duch peepl peepl saying OMG??
Ai dont think ai’ve ebber scene tehm doo that – but, ai dont think we hav verree menee ov them heer. Oar – at leest, they dont speek up an say – OHAI, ai’m Dutch!
The Campina milk cartons did
Ohai beillie!! LOL!! Ar yoo awn teh cheezpeepl map??
an –
yoo ar mai frend – an a furrrgot yoo ar frum Hamtserdam!!
Thanks for letting us know, Sanne! I think it adds to the fun when we find out where some of these pictures were taken. It’s oddly comforting (to me anyway) that people have funny cats all around the world. (Or that cats have funny people, depending on how we look at it…)
NO CHEEZ???!!! we r gonna die!!!!!
Maybee Wallace and Gromit eated awl teh cheez.
They musta had a gud supply ov ckrakerz, too!
What about the mustard?!
eeewww, maus-tards, dont want!!!
Okay, probably not the first one to say it, but dang, there are a lot of drinks in that fridge!
oh nu no cheez means no cheezburger