Goggie will never expect
Goggie will never expect an attack from the sea!
kitteh gud wif surprize attaks.
Picture by: Nick McBride Caption by: roltgunner via Our LOL Builder
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Oar teh Spanish inkwisishun
NOE bunny speks teh spanish ink with ishuns!
suh priez an feer! an nyce redd youneefoarms!
wot abawt teh cumfee chayre?
beddur konnfess kwik!!
OH NO!!! NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!!! AAAAARRRRRGH!!!
Wen u leest eggspekt it…. EGGSPEKT IT! Muahahahahaha!
… or a attack by C-A-T!
sea-ay-tea? *heddesk*
Yes, my sea-at-tea-ca is acting up. How did u knoes? Was teh way I was limping when I was belly-sliding?
Ai iz a mitey sea-kitteh! Awl abored da USS CAT!
Everyone hide! It’s a Catamaran!
dat is won nawt happee lukin kitteh!!! ais nawt suprized reelee, tis all wet in dere! kittehs nawt reelee laik da wetnesses……
Um… some kittehs, mebbe… uvver kittehs, tehy nawt mind teh wetness. *holds up her Cory-Bear, whu comes intu teh showr an finks watter iz second onlee tu socks az a toy*
Sew kyoot!
*holds up Tira* Tira lieks to get into teh shower too wen teh wadder iz on!! an hur plai in teh sink, an in teh (just flushed) toylit!
Dere aer swimmin kittehs dat do liek 2 swim, but moast trie nawt 2 get wet.
Probly nawt gud to swim in clorine.
Ai wuns had a foster kitteh baby dat willingly took a flying leep into a bubble baf!!! Aifink she tawt dat da bublols wer solid. Dey wernt. She went *floomp* rite thru. Ai was rite der tankfull-ee an scoopied her up. She was fine…jus smelled lyk lavender (da sent uf da bublols) fur a wyle
Punkin lykes to sit on da ledge and dangel herz tail in da bubbols…
Wen she go away, da tail go up and da bubbols fall down on her hed.
She gibs me a dirty look.
Mezzo sumtiems pats at teh baffwater, adn her is fashinated buy teh terlet, her warteches it till teh last rippel stawps.
Mii Bammers walkz owt onto da parts ub mii dat stiks owt ub da wadder, like I beez a EyeLand or Peer inna da wadder!!
dose eers r luukin … skeeree!
Der are contempt in dose iiis two.
ai wuddnt mess wif diz kitteh!
yeah, a luk of “yous ded wen ai findz a wai awta heer!!”
yeah, da kittehs cans swim, but a lawt nawt want too. sum bees fasinatid wiv watter like yoos saiz too!
(ai replaid to mai own post cos i nawt no hoo else to replai too. and still traiin to get to gryps wiv da lol speek….. hope tis up to standids!!!)
We can has standerds?
Whu gnu?
Srsly, nawt tu wurry, it gets eezier… in a whyle, yu’ll be catching yurself abowt tu hit send awn wurk emeows in lolspeek lyk teh rest uv us!!!
Hopefully catching yuself!
diz bee berree trooo.. oar tri-in tew spelol sumfink foar sumwun an den u doan noes teh IRL wai! omai.
That surely is one miffed kitteh … dear me, ai don’t wants to be near when it gets out of teh watur.
mee neeva!!! ai has a skared….. dat kitteh nawt bees happee.
Mi tu!
*quivvers inna korner*
Ohai, IndiAndFinn!!!
An teh imPAWten thing iz – yur nawt afrayd to trai it.
Yur lolspeek iz reelee verree gud!
Wehn ai furst started – a littlol moar than 2 yeers ago – ai spoke moastlee plane Ingerlish fur neelree a munth!! Cuz ai dint want peepl to be laffing at mee! Hao stoopee wuz THAT???
UPFI! *runsovvurwifakwikniss*
*hedbonks an snorgles*
haow r u??
{{{jk2kitteh}}}
Oh hai! *puts feelurs aruond jk2kitteh*
Ai haven’t been able to play mush, but ai is fine, fank u!
Me neither. Dat’s a kitteh wif a plan. Ai’m verree glad ai’m nawt teh goggie.
Teh goggies nawt as smart as kitteh!
nope!! nowon is as smart as da kitteh! deys da mastermynds of dis world aim sure……..
duuuuuuuuuuuuu-dun! duuuuuuuuuuuu-dun! duuuu-dun! duuuu-dun! duuuu-dun! duuuu-dun! du-dun! du-dun! du-dun! du-dun! du-dun! du-dun!
aifink wiir gonna habz needz uv a beegur bote…
won eeffen bii lan
adn tu eeffen bii sii
I’ve just learned that two of my “unSneezy” foster kittens were “euthanized” this past week… Gambit and Stella, my beautiful bengally-looking brother and sister that I was so sure would be adopted. I assume it was due to sneezing.
Could I ask for a moment of beems for the ones that are still alive (2 in a petstore, 2 in foster but when they come back this week they’ll either go to a pet store or be killed, 1 still in Iso), and for prayers for Stella and Gambit that they’ll be happy across the Bridge?
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********************beams fur da babies*****************
{{{ Stella and Gambit }}} and {{{ all the others }}}.
u hav dun so mush gud for all teh bebbeh kittehs
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i know taht teh bebbehs are happy in teh meddo, wher iz alwayz warm an sunny an tehy can plays an nebber feels hungry or skared. an heers prayrs for the surviving bebbehs, so tehy kan habbing teh life tehy deservs heer.
{{{{PK an awl teh kittehs wif an wifowt foarebbur hoems}}}}
Oh prysma-kiteh!!
Mai hart iz braking fur yoo. Ai noe hao much yoo luved them! Bengallee looking?? But WAI didn’t they give tehm moar taim? Such byootiful kittehs wud shurlee hav found a hoam. This iz just so RONG!!!
Romeow goez throo this awl teh taim, too! She werks so hard to save az mennee az she can.
Ai dont noe waht to say – ‘cept yoo ar an anjel! An . . . ai cant go awn rite nao.
/lolspeak off for a min
You know, I watch those Animal Cops shows on occasion, and sometimes I swear they “rescue” animals just so they can kill them. I know they find homes for some, but just about every show, they euthanize an animal.
/lolspeak back awn
I just uploaded pics of Gambit and Stella to my profile, if you want to see how my beautiful babies looked. prysma’s profile
They were younger than Cory by a month or so… aifinkso my hart is borked, altho at least these two are safe now, ai has much feers fur the others… thanks for the prayers and the hugs.
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How horriblol!!!! it borkz mai hart tu heering uv it!!! I finso u b an angel tu wurking so hard tu saving deh babyz. I knowz dat deh Nite Watchman will b in deh Medow fur dem adn make shur dey b awlwayz happee there.
{{{{{{{{{{P-K an awl teh kittehs}}}}}}}}}}
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So sorree to heer abowt dis.
Duz aneeone notice dat dis kitteh haz a snaek in itz mouf?
OMCC!!!
shhh… dat izza seekrit wehpun!
Yesh, Ai has skroling down 2 c win sumwun wud notiss. If Ai hadda snaek in mai mouf Ai wud haz a feerce on mai fayse 2.
ikr!
Yes, I noticed the snake right away …. which is why I clicked on the comments …. to see if anyone else noticed it. Thanks for the confirmation.
{{{PK an da kittehs}}}
hes not a happy kitty
aye lubs dat cat.
Stay strong, PK, and keep fighting the good fight. Thanks for all you do. Hugs (and beams). Cowdogwah
He (?) should have a knife in his mouth pirate-style.
Mai kitteh Obi likes to nom teh shauer kurtin. Don’t noes wai but kurtin is edged wif kitteh teef holes. He bytes but duzzint choo.
Dat iz meenest lukkin catfish!
lulz!
of course the dog wouldnt expect it. Aquatic cats are extremely rare.
ai herd ob Turkish Van kittehs hoo lykes teh swimmy, butt dey is teh rare, aifinkso!
doggie will neva expect it,especially UNDER watur!
WHAT is in his mouth? snake? lizard? ewww
Props to the photographer, this is a phenomenal image.