
TODDLERS The Same in Every Species
doznt git much better wen dey git older.
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TODDLERS The Same in Every Species
doznt git much better wen dey git older.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Alexandryia via Poster Builder
noe, yu kent has teh kah keyz!
Congrats, catena!
what did she win ?
Watebber she wants frum teh tye booteek, uv corse.
Anna partee!! Wif happee dansing.
An chonklit matooeez.
Anna fudgee caek wif budder crrem frosting.
An an apron wif a Kliban Kitteh awn it. Teh MawmCat wun!!
They gro up tho – ebenshullee!
hey dere anni! wii bii tyd!
Deh Ty Boot EEK b habbing blak cat speshulz dis munf!!
Black cat wind chimez, Black cat tyz, Blak cat skarfz, bobblol hedded blak catz, blak cat LOLeepopz, blak cat sunnyyshine ketcherz, …..
OMIGOSH!!! Boblolhedded blak catz???
Do. Want.
Hao fun!
BOBLOLBOBLOLBOBLOLBOBLOLBOBLOLBOBLOL
Hey, wuts dat tuggin’ awn mai shirt?
Oh noes! Nawt dat! I jes gawt bak………………………
*grabz nativeca66 bai teh shurt AND sleeve*
NOPE!! Tehy ar NAWT getting yoo bak!
Heer’z mai paw! Just hang awn tite!!
*makez running takklol*
*Frowz NC tu teh grownd*
U stay rite heer in Cheezland wair u blong!!!
*oooof* [sum sense iz knawked intew NC in teh process]
Why thank you you’re highness. Very kind of you.
I shall stay here with you good people
and avoid that wretched place from now on.
RITE where yoo belong!!
Az Gremlin wunz sed “Ai’m hoam!! Ai’ve found mai peepl!!”
Quite! But I must say, my voice sounds a little strange.
I don’t very well care for this particular enunciation.
It IZ harder, izn’t it??? LOL!!!
Iz it hard to do taht teenee tinee print???
Teenee print nawt hard at all. It’s like italics oar bold, ‘cept yew yooz “pre” insted ob “i” oar “b”.
Like dis:
<pre>Put yor tinee text here</pre>
*snatchez halper and carryz it off tu deh Cryer.*
Nao ai haz a compleet astonished!
Hao did yoo show that wiffaut having it – turn tinee??
AAAAAND – can we maek BIG print, too???
Oh, an thanks!!! Tahnks, an sum moar ov tehm!! Ai just luvs having a noo nahlej!
NC IZ majiklol!!
The trick tew makin’ it show
wifowt turnin’ tiny iz a liddlol harder.
When there izza “<” oar “>” yew hab tew substitute the ach tee em el character code foar the less than and greater than symblols.
< = <
> = >
Doan forget the semicolon
Like dis <pre>Tiny Text</pre>
BTW – & = &
It shoorlee duz seem so – a lawt ov teh taim!
BUTT – bai teh sayme token – YOO see to be ablol to do LOTZ ov majik, too!!
Ai think ai ar living at leest too senchureez behind wbreesun else heer!
WordPress also hazza easier way to do it with a shortcode that displays the html inna liddlol box in the cawmint. I will try to find it.
Ai think ai mite see – but ai’m nawt shur!
Yoo make it luk so EEZEE!!
Ma, io sono straniera, in terra straniera!!
Ai’ll just studee this fur a bit! It AWLMOST maed sense! But ai hav to go nao an go awn mai “morning” bike ride – awlfeddee mist morning bai an hour an a haff!!
*snerk* [pikshurs Janet at an Iron Maiden concert]
Um – culd sumwun hand me a nyce hawt kawfee akross teh intertoobs, pleez?
We has had abowt 5 inches of wet snow here (central PA) and teh power is owt for menneh peeplol inklooding us. They sez it shuld be bak on tonite but mah paws is pritteh chilly!!!! Teh Dexter-tabby has returned to his “grayter North Amerikan burrowing tabbeh” roots and keeps burrowing under teh blankies to keep warms!
They sez we may git anuther 2 to 8 inches by tomorry. Um, Ceeiling Cat, is this a joke? Tomorry, as I shared erlier, is Mr. G’s and mah wedding anniversary. I guess WeCanHasSnow as owr cataversary prezzie.
CC has a grayt senz of hyumor!
I hasta run. No power so aym running on borrowed battery tyme. Bye peeps, see ya neggst weekweekweek!
*puts on anuther layer of fleece klothes, crawls bak under teh kuvvers*
LOL!! Ai forsee a VERREE romantik weekend!!
*cuddlehuddlesnugglecuddle*
I sending u warm sunnyshinez Gremlin!!
but u noez how deh innertuubz werk — wut u put in izn’t awlwayz wut u git bak owt…..
Keepz warm!!
{{{{{Gremlin&MrGremlin}}}}}}}
An sum hawt cawfee frum me!!
Purrhapz wehn it getz there, it will be hawt choklt??
Oh fankees Janet – whew!
[ties JCH4K's aperun string tew waist]
That shud do it!!!
LOL!! An ai reelee DO ware apruns!! ai mite be the last purrrson awn urth hoo duz! Ai hav LOTS ov them!!
U an me bofe! Ai can’t kukk wivowt an ayprun awn!
Ai cant eether! Furst thing ai do wehn ai go into teh kitchen iz to put awn teh aprun.
But mai sisters dont, an nun ov mai neeces . . moast ov mai frenz. Ai do NAWTunderstand wai nawt???
Hmph — ai tryed to postify a respawnse, but teh BlogMonster eeted mah post.
*pouts, then tries again*
Ai duz mah regular cooking wiffowt teh apron, but ai awlwaiz wears wun wen ai iz baking. Fur sum reezin, ai duzzint tend to get messy wen ai duz regular cooking. Wen ai iz baking tho, flour seemz to migrayte ebbreeware!
*BOO!*
Ai dew too. I doan liek it wen dusties and stickies git awn my clothes, eben wen ai yam wearing jeans and T-shirt. I hadda “traditional” style wun foar a while wen ai furst met my GF. Doan know where ai gawt it, but she sed it made me luk tew girlie, sew she bawt meh a half duzzin Iron Chef style wuns, and ai yooz dem awl teh tiem. *Tim Allen style grunting*
remember teh baybee otters!
Hey, luk yoo guize. Awl strethed aut awn teh ground laik this, NC66 maeks a kind ov comfee couch!
Foar the last time…
AI YAM FLOOOOOFY!!!!
{{{{{{{FloooooooofyNC66}}}}}}}}}}
jsut bak frum nawtee pyootur purr o’blums (awn Fried afaturr newns, noe lessz!) adn saw’d teh sayl in teh ty boot EEK- ai can has wun uv eech, pweeze? – mai Audrey Violet iz a jettblak kitteh, adn ai wud LURV to has wun ov eech, ifz taht iz purr so bill.
Ov korse, just halping urself….. If it b tu much fur u tu keery u kin git wun uf dhe YNGz tu halp u…….
YNGs, hunh??!! OOH – in taht kayz, ai’ll haz a duzzun of eech … inklewdeeng teh YNgs. Ay’ll bih in teh Nawty Barn untyl teh YNGs arrib, so pliz tu kawel mih wenn tehy getz heer, okae?
*skampurrs awf tu teh nawtee barn wifakwikness … adn a BYG GRIN*
*joins Italiana in NB *
Mus bii sumfin in teh
airinterwebs.Mai pyootur decided nawt tew let meh play foar uh liddlol while tew.
[shields eyez frum tybooteek BCs] – Doan wanna end up wif my unclol’s sister’s sekkund half cousin-in-law awn Tatooine again.
*Gding ding ding ding ding ding *
..Paddle faster……………………..I HEAR BANJO’S !!!!!!!!!!
Stoopy pyoodurz! Affer elebbenty minnitz awn teh foan wif tekk sportz, mai kump knee sedded itz wuz nawt teihr nettwerkz, itz muss bih mai innertoob purr vydur. Soe ai kallz mai innertoob purr vydur, adn affer elebbenty minnitz awhn teh foan wif tehm, teh sedd *itz nawt uss – itz muss bih yur kump knee’z nettwerkz.* Figgerz.
Soe I sed *teh hekk wif dis* (oar werds tu taht effekt, ifz yu getz mai drifft), unpluggeraaated teh stoopy fing from teh wawl, adn lettzded it sit foar a wyl. Pluggerated itz bak inz, adn hey, prestoez! – itz wurken … atz teh moa mint.
Stoopy pyoodurz!
Ain’t it amazin hao teh letting it sit foar a wyl part makes awl teh difference in the wurld? Ai fink awl pyooters iz frum unudder planet, oar yooniberse. Ai doan fink dey iz really manufactured awn earf. Iz awl uh cawnspiracy tew keep us awkyoopied while teh aliens invade.
Whoa! Where did dat kom frum? [adjusts aluminimumum foil hat]
*nod nod*
*Putz antenna on foil hat
Ai noe sumwun hoo ternd teh moniter 2 faes teh wawl wen ten pyooter misbehaybed!
Dat’s better dan dis reakshun
butt i kin sumtimes feel teh urj to do that to my pyooter too…
Wii hadda fair at wurk wunce, and ai set up some ob our scrap equipment owt in teh parking lot like wun ob doez bash teh car wif uh sledge hammer carnival booths, ‘cept ai yoozed wiffle bats foar safety reezons. Teh peeps still manij tew destroy eberyfing (and three bats) in teh nawt sekkund hour.
Ai noe teh feline!
Ai wuns tawt a kidlet hoo wuz himz own unkul….eeeewwwwwww.
Foar teh last time…
YEW’VE HAD ENUFF CANDY!!!!!!!
Butt(!!) I has nawt eben gotted tew teh Halloween candy yet! *pout*
mawm mawm mawm!!!1
Hee heee ha ha ha lol!!!
Once more and ewe go tew bed wif no dinner!
Nawt sucha gud idea tew let bebbeh tigers and ewez sleep tugether aifinkso.
Mite end up wif lamb chops foar breakfast.
ai want wun – a toddler kitteh, that is
Ai doan’t fink Ai cud coep wiv a toddler tygur tho!
Mii tuu!! him lukkingz a bit tuu, umm… errrr….. wutza werd?…. hmm…. enthuziastic!!
An teh pointy endz aer awn teh OMCC dat’s biiiig! sied 2!
Sooooo – so yoo miss yur baybee skerrlz an otters??
I noeze dat rattipuss b taking gud keer uv dem.
*gibs cweenmj ten boxes ov baybee skwerrl dyepurrrs*
Can yoo pleez giv tehse to hur next taim yoo see hur???
An. . . waht’s wif teh wilted plant there awn yur dashbord?? In teh pritee EYEtalyun paynted pot????
It wuz a sweet pea…. I wunder y it b awl wilttee…. I waddered it just last nite….
Hmmmmmm. . .ai think maybee ai shud taek it bak fur a wile.
Ai can put it at mai haus in town wif teh rest ov teh outdore plantz. Ai think maybe itz too big fur yur dashbord, enewun.
*subsitoots littlol AfriCat violet*
There!! Ai think tath luks MUCH bedder!!
oooo Yya!!! i lub deh violinz, dey make such purdy muuzikz! Now I needz tu lurn how tu playing it.
*pikz up violin and tukz it unner hur chin*
*pikz up bow adn gently pullingz it acrost deh stringz.
SKWEEEE! Skreeech!!! Skrooonnnngggkkkkk!!
Hmph! must b borkt!!
Tath’z becuz it iz a VioLET an yoo ar trying to play a pot!!
Taht musta bin AfriCat skeeching!!
Ar yoo shur yoo want a plant fur yur dashing bord??
Kitteh says: “Stop the show. I need to say hello… to the crow.”
Crow sez hellow!!
Thar you is crow! I has ice cream for you.
Ice creeem!!!!!!!
NOM!!!!!
Thank u!!
you is welcome,
is good to see you fly in!
Tigers are my favorite cats of any size.
Dey aer wun uv CC’s moast awsum creechers, but Ai’d sooner see dem in dere nacherul surrowndins dan in a zoo.
LOL!! Wunz, wehn ai wuz in India, we went awn a littlol “safari” to see if we cud see ene taigrrrrs in teh wild.
An teh cloasest we cayme – we gotted to see sum taigrrr – poop. They sed – luk! teh taigrrr wuz heer nawt verree long ago. Itz fresh!
Ai doan care wen dung was made, iz neber “fresh”.
Aifink dat iz prollee az neer az Ai wanna get 2 a reel libe tygur! Ai lub seein teh pikchoorz awn teh TB tho!
Momtiggur – *Yew beddur martch yurselv rryt bak in ther adn kleen ups taht mesz RYT NAOW, yung laydee!!*
Kidtiggur – *Butt (!!) Mawm! Taht’s nawt FAYR!! Billee hepped mih shredz awl taht stufz adn yu NEBBER mayk himz du ennyfink! Yu lubz himz moar tehn meeeeee …!!!
Momtiggur – * Yew gno darn well dat yor liddlol brudder duzzn’t gno N-E-beddur. It’s yor jawb az beeg sistur tew teach him. *
Kidtiggur – * mumblol mumblol Always gets meh in trubblol. Awful liddlol brudder. Heez such a stoopy guy *
Momtiggur – * WUT!!? Wut wuz dat? *
Kidtigger – * Ai sed, Ai love yew mudder, where iz dat liddlol cyooty pi? *
soundz like u waz at my hous! Littl brudders always gettin the extry special treatments frum mudders.
Me 2! Ai had a risponsiblol purrzishun in teh famblee – iffn may 2 liddle bruvverz did sumfin nawty, Ai wuz held risponsibul!
Yesh yesh, liddlol sisturs can bii uh bit libelous too.
[pawnders - iz dat the rite wurd?]
ai wuz a ownlee kitteh … nebber gawt awae wif NUFFIN! *powtz*
Sum haow, sayen *Itz wuzzun mih, Mawm – Daddee didded itz* jus diddin werk. *powtz*
ohhh – doez ai know how dat feelz. Ai was onlee kidlet too. Neber gawt away wif nuffin. Butt (!) ai didn’t haz to share anyfing either.
skweeeeee!! ai lubs teh tygurrs! if momcattygurr nneds sum “mii” tyme, ai bollintear tew bebehtygurrsit!! *hazzahoepfull*
wut wuz ai finkin?! ai hazza liddlol orinj bebeh tygurr kitteh rite heer awn teh pyuter desk!
Duz hur haz a feerce tuday?
hur hazza feerce ebery dai! hur liek “purrpurrpurrpetmii”, den wen hur lures yu in….attack!!!
:snikker: hur sowndz like a lively liddlol gurl!!! I b sew glad PK reskewed hur!
yesh, “lively gurl” iz bery appp..apro..suit hur muchly! hur lawts uv fun, butt sumtymes teh otter kittehs, Tira an Unique, be liek dis momcattygurr – dey sai “go AWAI!!” to Eva. PK did awesum jawb wif hur an al teh otter bebehkittehs hur sabed.
Mom Mom Mom pikmehup pikmehup pikmehup PIKMEHUUUUUUUUUP!!!
Can ai haz ise kreem? Lets plai tag! Ai wanna bee a lyon fer haloweenie, maik meh a kostume! Ai doan hafta taik a baff tonite, rite? Wai iz teh skye bloo? Snak tyme, snak tyme! Wares mai bawl, sumwun tuk mai BAWL!! Wai u luuk sew mad, huh? Huh?
Why dew tiggurz hab stripes? Zebraz hab stripes. Am ai uh zebra? Lookatme! Lookatme! Ai hazza fierce. Wuts dat? Iz dat uh zebra? Can ai chase dat? It luks liek it can run fast. Why yoo shush me? Where yew goin’? Can ai kom tew? I fell. Who iz Tiggur Woods? Iz hii really a tiger? Can’t hii afford irons? I wanna play golf. Golf bawls luk like eggz. Ai want an egg. Can wii hab eggs on halloween instead of Easter dis yeer?
Wen duz the ritalin kick in?
Wut’s ritalin? Duzzit make yew fierce? Lookatme! Lookatme!…
*snerk*
bebbehtiggur -*Mawn! Mawm! Hey, MAWM!! Looka whut ai didded inz daykair tudae! Ai shreddeddedd a haol boks uv paypurr awl bai mai selvez!! Teh Teechpurr givved mih a gole starz bkuz ai did SOE GUD … butt (!!) ai eeted it.*
*cant breeve…bwahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa…snerkle snortle…heeheeee…OMG….mwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahaha…..:oops:
…I can haz 10p towlol? Plz?…:oops:
Bebbeh Tygrrrrrr
wawntz showz Daddeh dat himz canz
beez Mytee Huntrrrrr!
Bebbeh Tygrrrrrr sez:
“Daddeh! Luukz atz mii! I canz
mayk beeg skayree ROAR!!!
Daddeh Tygrrrrr canz
nawtz helpz but smyle az Bebbeh
Tygrrrrrr nawtz bakkz daown!
Jack.
rrraawwwwr! Awsum Jack! *clappity clappity clappity*
Testes testes
LOL!!! Hai there!! How’s teh wether today???
Ohai Janet {{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
It’s been a gorgeuss Awtum day,misty and damp first thing, then lovelee sunnyshine bloo skies.Juss gettin chilly nao.
How bowt yoo? Need yor floofy nikkurz yet?
Itz prettee cold! In a cuppla moar weeks – yup, ai finkso!!
Today, however, teh sun iz shining – we did NAWT hav sno – and teh emperachoor iz 48 – Fair in hite, ov corse.
Ai wuz JUST leeving fur mai “morning” bike ride wehn yoo appeeered! So ov corse ai cudn’t go at wunz!
Glad yoo has no sno. Mary O’ has had some hasn’t she?
Plz to be caerful ridin yor bike?? You is a braver Woman than I. Though I have a feline ,between yoo, Ambercat an GP i shall end up fixin up teh Boichicks trisikkle an havin a peddal awn taht!!!
Watch owt traffik! I has a bell an a baskitt an Iyam nawt affered to yoose tehm!! Heeeheeee
Oh, ai just got mai noo baskits yesturday! An ai hav a bell, too!! Anna nice cloth – bag?? wif lotz of zipperz an pokkits to put “things” in. An itz “water resistant!” It goez awn teh rak ober teh bak tyre.
An teh too baskits hang awn teh side ov teh bak, an ar hooked awn teh bak rak. Tehy hav HANDELS!! an com off eezilee, so yoo can jsut taek them wif yoo – if yoo want!
But ai think yur rodes are reelee moar danjerous tahn mine, so be reelee careful! Ai awlwayz hav a playce to get “off” teh payvemint!
An ai donut no about mary – prollee ai wud think. Booklion got lots!! She sent me sum pikchoors this mourning!
VERREE prittee – an WAAAAY too urlee!!
Oh, but us u kin leeve???
*hazza pout*
Well – ummm – what??
Oh mai cween!!!! Plz to nawt pout {{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Me an JCH4K was chattin awn teh hellophone teh ovver nite.It was so ahdr to put teh phone down…we cud chat chat chat..!!!
Mai, u b berry testy tuday!!!
Testee an noootrishus??
Hmmm – sumthing iz JUST nawt rite heer!
*snerk*
If yoo cud see me nao,yoo’d lafflafflaff at me laffinlaffinlaffin!!!
Heeheee!!
Mai memmree serves me well!! Ai can see eggsaktlee where yoo ar!! an ai can heer teh lafflafflaffin!!
Ovum ovum.
testes testes
wate, whut? o wel, it wurked aneehoo!
Go Nadz!!!
roflpimp!!!!
Handz tidmum a ShamWow adn a flannik.
But mmmaaawwwwmmm — picks me up — ai needz a huggg. pleezzee
Win
So shopped and so Fail.
The lolcaption is sweet but its a shame the photo is a lousy mess.
The images clearly don’t match: focus, depth of field, lighting.
And what is Mum-tiger supposed to be conveying? – a yawn or a message along the lines of ‘lil’ cub-is-gettinn-yelled-at’ or what?
The beauty and wonder of teh lolcats n cheezburgerkittehfrens n all is that they are real: the situations pictured are real and with the captions added to these pics, they make magic.
Not this sort of “Caption my funneh pic WIN!” sutff. I’ve noticed this is happening more and more in teh Cheez pages – ROFLrazzeh n Punditkit especial but lolkittehs the most (dunno bout loldogs, I don’t dare lookit goggies me).
Soz but even by the P-shop standards this is a fail.
lol this is SOOOOO cute i think baby wun
OMG…sooo true…lol!
LoL toddler tigr is lik “omg hi dada!!!1″ daddy tigr iz lik “FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”