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Congrats PB!
Thx Anni !! Hab a gud dai, ime off urlee toniet !!
G’nite!
sirkul teh kittehz! weer unda attak!
Dat’s a cyoot wai 2 spell!
Iffen yu hab enuff kittehs, yu can mayk teh compleet wurks ob Shaykespere’s Sister.
wan dem awl. Snatch!
Alfa bit kittehs!
Extreme example of trying too hard.
Ai’d like tu by a vowel please.
LOL maiks teh whirld goe rownd
Happy friedegg eberybudy!! Hugs tu those puten up wif early snow.
Teh snow is SOOO BEEYOOTEEFULLL!!!!!
The furst wun is magic!
Ai finkso tu, until sumwun furgets how tu drive innit an rearends yu.
Thank CC dat nawt happen dis yr. (so far)
Kitteh molakyoot
Adds one moar partikle of floof
Conga ratchamashoelaces to PB foar teh nawt-sekkund!
It’s nawt kwyt 10 ayemm heer, so for noms howzabowt sum minny baygulz wif lite kreemycheez for noms, adn anend luss pawt ub cawfee wiff sordid flavr kreemerz, and sordid jooces uv teh frootified kynd foar drinkees. Adn mayB wih awl dans a Happee Freideggdae dans uv own own korry ogg raffia.
dansdansdans, hop ‘n’ twerl, swoop ‘n’ glide, ‘n’ puffpuffpuff …tym tu sitz bak daoun aifinkso …nawt az yung az ai wantzta bih.
*sits bside Italiana, offers a playt wif sum cheeze n crackers awn it*
Ai’m wif you. Mayb is better tu watch.
ofangyu! ai du nawt bleev wih has mett *extendz floofy paw uv frendship tu luvmeece*.
praps wih du whut mai famblee kawld teh “fannee dans”- izz wair yu sitz awn yur fannee inna chayr and jsut moov yur feetz … werkz foar mih!
Nice tu meetchu! *shakes floofy paw*
Yesh yesh! *nods* Ai’m berry gud at fanny dancen.
*shake shake wiggle wiggle kick*
Com’ on, the first L was there, all it needed was the second one, a bit tilted
Before U LOL U see teh ring
Da circa uf lyfe
i luvs lolcat lolz
ohai cheezepeeps! hao is ebberywun tewdai? ai in injoyin teh last of mai dayz off. meanwhile mai kitteh has taken a liking to the frilly bits awn teh bottum of mai armchairs….
Ai started t b jellyus, den memembered ai hab next wk. awf. Hee!
How can u resist nawt reachen down tu ticklol an play wif silleh kitteh?
Ohai everybudee – I wud like to do a numbuh frum my new album ‘Smudgie sings the Grate Americun Songbook’ to start CATPACK weekend…
ahem …
And now mai plate is cleer
and so I face an hour fasting
cheezefrends, I meow it heer
mai need for noms is everlasting
I’z nomed a life tat’s full
I’ve gobbled each and every pie made
But more – much more than tis -
I nommed it my way
Regrets; ai’ve had a few
Just like that meel of day old bakon
And ten – that irish stew
the pasta bake best left forsaken
Ai’ve planned each smawl repaste
Each careful nip of noms in my tray
but more – much more than tis
Ai nommed it my way
Yez there were tymes
Ai came unglooed
When ai nommed off more than ai could choo
that forteen pownds of rainbow trout
Ai nommed it up and barfed it out
Ai may be small but my tayl is tall
I nommed it my way
Cold ham – both smoked and baked
And turkey steak in low fat porshuns
and spam upon my plate with cod and skate
I ate with cawshun
To think smudge did all that
and iz not fat but still a lightweight
oh no – oh not mee -
Ai nommed it my way
For what is a cat; what haz she got?
No tuna steak – then she has not
To nom the meels she truly feels
And not a plate of jellied eels
the rekuds’s clear, I don’t do beer
But nom it my way
Yez – I nommed it my way
tank yew
yoove bin a lovely awdience…
Clappity clappity. Well dun! wair can wun by yur album?
whispurrs – ai finkso dey cawls dem c.d.’s dese dayz. nods uhhuh.
Dis nawt attempt tew troll *swears*
[hears voices in hed]
No, really! Ai mean eet!
But but but, ai iz jes trying to say…
Look ai promise!
Jes my pet peeve let me show it tew yew.
Besides, ai iz fraid ob goats.
Hold on! I wuld neber…
Dats nawt eben my mask. Ai gawt punkin mask.
Wait! Wut? Wuteber…
Ai iz gunna say it N-E-way
Wuldn’t teh term “album” merely be referring tew uh collections of sawngs, and terms liek CD oar cassette oar vinyl LP oar 8-track be referring tew teh media awn which it wuz recorded?
Jes sayin’ {{luvmeece}}
Annownser voyse:
And now fokes, wii see how see duck tive deh dark side b.
NC66 haz followed deh paf made bai Luvmeece intu deh whirrld uv deh trollus rongnomus, aka the identification trollz.
Stay tuned tu see if dey kin find dere way bak tu cheezland……
o cween, yoo just has to maek shur dis gets ink looded wif teh ovver songs in teh Graet Cheezland Songbuuk on the Cheez Town Cryer! iz a instint classik, ifinkso
Dun!! it b linked on deh Uzzer Songz paige.
try dis linkee……. uzzer songz
stoopy pooterz…. grumblol… mumblol… gersh…
gersh???
Itz like %*&^$ #@ but moar pronownsiblol.
*deep voice*
Hoo sed dat? Ai has a skared.
LukeNC…ai yam yor uncle’s sister’s sekkund half cousin-in-law.*lidddlol voys frum far away*
Kum bak!! NC!! Kum bak!!!
don’t go tu deh dark side!!!
Wii haz kittiez!!!
butt, teh dark side has kookies! and kyoot BCs!
Ohhhh BC’s – WANT!!!
Of corse, dey nawt really black.
They’re coat izza dark dark brown.
[heds in kookie direkshun]
*eerz perk up*
Kittiez?!?
[follows cween's boice] Amjidala? Is dat yew?
*WHERE iz GP???*
An baybee otters!!
*holds up babyee otter*
Awww…lukkit teh otter.
[turns adn heds bak t'ord teh lite]
*breethez HYOOJ sigh ov releef*
{{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}
Welcom bak!!
baybee otters! squeee!!!
Sawry. Did nawt mean tu step awn yur pet peeve. Wuz only ment aza age kinda refrence. Yu b correct in teh deffinition uv teh term, is only ai hab two twnty-somefing dotters hu say “mawm, deys c.d.’s, nawt albums. geesh.” Wif dis in mind is why ai maked teh cawment. Wuz onlee ment in silliness.
Wii noez u just b kiddin….
{{{{luvmeece}}}}} Ai noez. I was jes kiddin too
My own silliness, let me show it tew yew.
Oh luvmeece!! Ai think teh pet peeve skurreed out ov teh way befoar yoo stept awn it.
Ai NEBBER noe waht to cawl things theze days. Ai still speek ov records – an stuff laik that.
*waves her Bic lighter in the air*
Wahoo! Awesomeness – you has it
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“Ai nommed it up and barfed it out” mayd mii LOL. srsly.
*clappity clappity clappity clappity clap*
WOW! Taht was teh great! Fanku, smudgie!!!
Applesoss! Applesoss!
Applolz!! appplolz!!!!
**adorz smudgie**
Well dun, Smudgie!!!
absolutely splendid!! conga rats to yu
woot woot! luv it!
MOAT w00tS!!!
Ai luv it, too!!!
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(nawt so thunderous sound ov floofee pawz clapping)
Bravv oh! Bravv oh! Ai predikt a Grammee nom in nayshun inz yur fyootyoor!
I LOL’d owt lowd – tihs izz brill yent!
Seenkronyzd Bebbeh
Kitteh Pyle Teem duz “Hedd 2
Tayl wiff Kwarturr Turn’
Bebbeh Kitteh Pyle
Teem habz t3h baysikkz daown. Juss
needz ekkstra prakktiss
Bebbeh Kitteh Pyle
Teem coodz reekwyre Prittee Wun
2 breengz dem cloassur!
Jack.
Yeah Jack! Yuz dun it agin!
Jack nevur has profyle or maiks de lols
jack iz being a Man ob Misteree, ifinkso
bawt hii maykz teh
z
New Lolympic ebent! itty bitty kitty synkronized nap kommittee!
LOL!! Where iz CweenMJ!! Ai think it iz OHAI taim taht we deklare Jack to be a NASHUNAL TRESHUR OV CHEEZLAND!!
da poet laureate uv cheezland!
A ring of behbeh kittahs … mmmm, do want.
O hai, TC!! iz gud to see u amongst teh cheezpeeps again
Exiled kitteh luks like pawstrophe.
[pawnders teh cawnnotations]
It’s a lol – obviously
Can’t lol – NAWT
Wuld’ve lol’d – Did that
Tendrils o’doom lol – EEP!
Heehee
dis lol culd also be
*SPL RT*
Itza kitteh wreeth! Ai wunt wun tu hang on mai dor fur Chrissmass!
Attacks of this kind can compromise all future communications to the host. ,
The second win was a safety technology evaluation formerly done on an iron prototype, successfully per- formed in VR. ,
OooO! Wii lubb deh lol kitteh reeth! *nods*
duz no wun notis dah loenleh kitteh???? :’(
U missen teh smylee fase!