O my god, they got Johnny!!!
O my god, they got Johnny!!!
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An luk wat dey did 2 him!
conga
conga
conga
ROUS!
Thx fur dat – Aifink!
Rodunts
Owf
Unuzuel
Siyz!
But wat siez?
.
Aardvaark-size?
Big?
Chew Wowa-size?
Dogbert-size?
Eliphont-size?
Fallffful size?
Gee-raff size?
Holy crap, it’s beeg size?
Friteningly larj goggie size?
Gifuge monster size?
Humungussly hyooge hamster size?
I…
Ittsi bitsi kitteh committee siez
Jumping jehosifats dats big siez
Kikkin teh sand in ur faec siez
L…
Lukkit teh size of taht siez
Megamonstrosity siez
Normus
O…
OMG!! LOOKIT TEH SIZE OV TAHT!!!!!!!!!!
Plentiful pusssycat size
Qwite a lot of kangaroo size
R…
REELY REELLYY BEEG!!!!
Sooper siez
Tweemendus
U…
Unnnerpance siez?
Violenlee larj siez?
Way Way Way Way huge siez?
Y…
Yowza! siez?
Zoomungus siez?
Xtra larj (doan wontu hab mist it …)
Das OK den Ai aer haff asleep an misred it as teh jerman werd fur gedoutuvit
dats wai wee mostlee youse conga rats
wer r mai comments going?
down wordpress’s gullet.
oh dere dey r wait wat wif meh avatar???
wot happuns een vegus iz supposd ta stae dere!!!
At least he’s not wearing an Elvis suit!
unh-hunh-hunh!
tankyew, tankyewverramush.
Ai nawt fink teh Livurachee soot is enny beddur
las vegas, eh? elvis cat will marreez sum peeps, ifinkso.
You bashterdz!
Indeed
Barstewards tehy is!
Butt (lol) infakt, Hazel wud say werser fings than taht iffen I wuz to show her tihs purplol plastikated Puddy tat imposter….
Seh wud juss be Hiss..spitt..mreeeeeeow….less wiv shok an horrerr!!
An tehn seh wud prolly point at mouf an say “feed me nao”…*sigh*…**wanders away to ope teh elbenety ninf tin of gormay gushi fud **…..
ah a fillosifur indeeeeeid! i m a cwantum fisisist maiself. turns owt, most o teh rules wurk fur teh kittehs two!
**sneeks to teh Tidhowse an seez Hazel**
YOINK!
**runzwifakwikness**
*sneeks to teh rhsbhowse an snorguls Dini*
*OMG!!!!!!* ** looks bofe ways…tuks Dini in handbag an runsawaywivakwikness..**….
icanborrow Dini an Hazel?!? I haven’t been around kittehs all weekweekweek!
U can borry Dini, butt……
I nawt kno ware hur iz rite now….
O.O
her has dun teh grate eskape??? O.O
Wut wut wut?!? Dini iz missing? Bad momma. Baaaaaaad!
Oh rite. Cat! *facepaw* Wut wuz ai finking?
heer. take tihs an a snorgul snorkul……
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=621079808
moderate THAT ….stoopy wp!!!!
Ooooooh, lukkit awl dat FLOOF!
SSSPPPLLLOOOORRRRTTTT!!!
Oh garsh! Red haz been down neerly four hours awlredee!
DingdingdingAOOgah! Here comes teh secondstring substituut Friday-nite CCC!
*Scoops up scattrd brayne bits*
*Rinses with cool water, wif a few drams of tekillya innit for disinfectant*
*Puts back in braynepan, pat pat pat*
*Fits headbone carefulee back togedder*
*Secures with rainbow-duckytaip*
*Covers Red with soft cheezmap blankee
and offers chawklit opossum to munch while recovering*
Mai work here iz dun. On to teh next LOL aifinkso!
ssssqqqquuuueeeee!!!!
Izz dis whut U cawlz catnapping?
This is whut yoo call cat ‘nipping’ …
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=758896896
..memeber to close teh space in the h ttp fingymajig
Red, yu nd TM gibz bak eechnuvvurz kittehz rite naow. Ai teld yu b4 nawt be taiking sumwun els’ kitteh. nawt nais.
*powt*
{{{{grmawgs}}}}
I was onlee snorglin her..honnist
Yah, I nawt steeled Hazel.
I jus wantid to luuk at hur inna lite.
Yis, ai noze yu wur (snerk) ennywaiz tiem fur yu tu go nity.
Dat wuz fur TM< tu go nity. red ken staiz up nuvvur owr or so.
*Yawn*
Juss goin Mom. Hazel am awailin at teh foot ov teh stares. Her tells me to hurry up an get to bed..onlee so seh can has a warmness snugglin wiv me
Nighty night Cheezland *Hugs*
‘Nite, Tidmum, Hazel an teh rest of teh Tidhowse!
schmoo! tidmum
G’nite {{{{TM}}}} STDLTBBB.
…an heer It is..lebenty howers later an I onlee juss gets teh Punny side…..
..’bashterdz’..**pinyata**..bash the Pinyata…’bash’terdz…..nebbermind…
*heddesk* O.o……………
Gud wun Nightshayde
Ai meened it az a “South Park” reference, but luuks liek nobuddee unnerstud dat.
No worries NS.
Aifink the SP reference went wifowt saying.
Oh mai gawd, dey made Kenny Faaabuluuuus!
*snerk*
btw nightshayde, ai lubs ur noo abatar.
dat immij gun cum upinmahed ebery tiem ai see Hello Kitty.
butt (!) hee izz shiiiineeee…. ooo dots.
[gently strokes shiiiineeee kitteh]
Ooooooooooooo…
Purrrteeeeeee….
Hehheh heh! Yew sed butt.
[stuffs nip bak intew pawkit]
mai frend, he iz nao a shynee fing.
ooooohhhh…..shyyyyyyneeeeee…..
(ware lcb? she b awl ober teh shynee fings.)
Purplol sparklol kitteh — DO WANT!
Dat kitteh wuld shed sparkli shiny hairs.
still maekz a messh…
but a shyyyyyneeeeee mess….
fur halliweens yu kud drez azza disko which wif hurs shinee purplol kitteh familolr
an ware dem platfourm chews wif da goldifische inna heals
Hooz gawt platfurm shuz wif goldyfishez? ar dey grene? du want..
[dons goldishy platfurms and goez tew Studio 42]
[where the ultimate question is answered...]
Hoo killed Andy Gibb?
NC, wut kined ub dres yu wairz wif doze shuz?
[pawnders] Ummm…sequin…miniskirt ob korse.
♪♫ Do do do duhdo duhdoo doo doo ♪♫
sumfin slinkee shiney teenzy weenzy ob corze!
Teh aliens attacked!!!
Teh Purplol Kitteh an Peeple eeters attaked.
News at Elebenty.
*snerk* [Pikshurs Jack Nicklolson dressed in purplol Mars owtfit]
Johnny needs sum gold rite heeeeeerz.
braking nooz -
most festib alien atak in histree ob teh whirled!
thousands left dying of shynee poysonin!
millions ded of hedsplorts!
anudda kraftun projukt goyn rong…
gramma putt doun da kraft buk!!!
dis mus stawp!!!
pleez……….tink ob da chilluns……….
*sob*
I dunt want to hert tehm….I juss want to stroek tehm….*sounds ob eebil gramma laffter…*
williboi heers Bette Davis az gramma……………..
Duz gramma haz bette davis’ aies? Hurz beddur gib dem bak!!
Nawt dis grama. nonnonono! mai oawn eyz iz beddur ebun if dey nawt seez gud ennymoar.
My kitteh wud NAWT wear a purple pinyata halloweenie costume.
whut tihs kitteh dressd up as den?
a fayld attimpt @ barnee?
ai wunnerz.
Gotta go run an errand. Picking up piña colada piñada.
Bii bak laddur cheezfrenz.
see yoo lader pin colada pinada picker upper……* unties tung*…
I featured this in my lolcat video, I love it! Twisted…
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Elebenty!!!!!!!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ dat wuz funni!!!!
Thanx Lisa_Lady!!!
My pleasure! I have had so much fun playing here with you guys!
Dems was teh cyootest kittehs eber!
Duz ennywun has enny haw choklit? Iz teh COWLD heer!
Teh “S-werd” has been menshund in owr week-en forecast.
U want it wif teh katlua oar wiffout?
**pondurs**
Wif, plz.
An marshymallers.
*handz red teh big mug uf hawt choklit wif teh mini marshy mallers. *
Fanks, WRr.
**sip sip sip**
Iz gud!
Shot uf tulkillya will warm yu up!!
Yass, butt tukkillya adn teh hawt choklit nawt a gud combinashun.
Tukillya will warm yu wifowt hawt chokolite! Enuff tukillya an yu bii so warm yu start to shed clothes!
U rellee want red tu be aowt in teh snoez wif no clothes awn?
Teh neiborz mite injoy it!
Um, no dey wud nawt.
Truszt me awn dis wun. NOBODEE wants to seeing dis!
Ai jest finished teh wurk nd mai back is soar. Ai can haz hawt chawklit wif awl teh fixins pweese, tu? Gud ebenin, cheezfwends!
if yu tanz da wai ai du dey wont eben se yu in da snoze. hee hee itz sunnee nd 82 decrease heer. But nawt menez ebreewun shud cumz tu calf fur kneez.
**nods nods**
Yesh, I be teh payle. I nawt tan atawl.
Wen I get up inna middlol of teh nite, I nawt need lite, cuz my legz glow inna dark!
mai reply is bein moderated..an it R nawt rood atawl
FYI h ttp://www.moderncat.net/
mind teh gap…
or not…*sigh*
grrrrrrrrr…stoopy WP iz mauderatin meh………..
ah yoosed da s*x wurd….
ai tries agin
roun hear we haz da Feral Cat Spay/Neuter Project………
dere motto is “S*xless in Seattle”
pleh stoopy WP
HAI!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!
OMG!!! It’s Lady Gaga!!!!11one
NOOO! Not Johny!
:O
Nao iz perza…pirsso…nao, tehy mest wiht sumfing clos 2 mii!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAA…
*HACK COUGH* Srry, hairball.
…AAAAAARJ!
*charjes at teh alien armii*
*2minions noms popcorms, wonderin hao teh moobie will turn owt*
*so far, iz too paws up*
this is a test
and ai bee testing here two! also! indubitably
Festivus cat finds tinsel distracting.
MEOWL!