Comments on: I have a wet cat and a gun.

By: tehcheezburgurLite

tehcheezburgurLite — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:38:55 +0000

the wet cat,… the deadliest weapon known to man.

By: tarabu

tarabu — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:12:12 +0000

.. . . and that’s why we love the national guard!

By: Rain

Rain — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:51:18 +0000

I likes ur song lotz =)

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:36:34 +0000

Rebenj izza dysh bested survved coled.

By: KDMO

KDMO — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:26:17 +0000

This guy is my hero!!

By: Grumpnocker

Grumpnocker — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:20:34 +0000

Ok, I like it I think, but in my drunken mood it puts me in a depressed funk… I had this picture up for months after returning to New Orleans in 2005. I t was taken near my house in the flood zone. I’m so thankful my kittehs were still in Baltimore… Sigh…

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:22:40 +0000

AI haz sharp pointee endzez.

Which endz do you want fyrst…mah teef or mah claws?

By: megan49

megan49 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:58:20 +0000

:*-(

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:27:48 +0000

So sorry, Kandy_Girl! It’s always so sad to lose a beloved kitty. You’re right — he isn’t in pain any more, and that is good for him. He’s in the Meadow near the bridge with the “real” Cassidy, Muffin, Felix, and so many more who are playing there. You have my sympathy.
.
{{{{{{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}}}}}}}

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:56:00 +0000

Lawng tiem agon, ai wurkt inna plaes wut ‘two-rists’wud bisit, atta ‘custyoomur serbiss’desk. Assied frum teh kayshunul stoopee kweschin [liek 'wares teh snoe?? wares teh igloos?? ware kin wii has teh skeeing??' in Joolai, in VLCanada, wif 90F heet an hoomiditees], cumplaynts wud bees frum peepuls hoo had left dere hoem far awae an trabbild to dis anuvver kuntree an den wantid tu grype dat in dis foarrin plaes, ebreefing wuz diffrint frum at hoem, an wye did wii has to bees dis wae? Wye wuzzint VLC munnees liek ‘dere’munnees? Wye wuddint wii taek ‘dere’kynd ob munnees (aka ‘reel munnees’) in teh stoars, an wye cuddint dey has teh chanj in dere ‘reel’munnees? Wye diddint wii has awl teh saem fuds an brands ob stufs liek dey has ‘at hoem’? Wye diddint wii awl spiik liek dem, an noes awl der langwij? Wye shud dey pay tenshuns tu VLC laws, wen dey issnt VLC peepuls? etc., etc.. An dis wuz peepuls frum mennee diffrint kuntrees, awl ober teh whirrrld!! Ai awlwaes wunnerd wye dey ebber left hoem atawl – sept dey wuz prollee grumpee an harrd tu plees der tu, an teh nayburs kept bai-ing dem tikkits tu plaesis far, far, far awae.

By: willy boy

willy boy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:25:09 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kandy girl}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

lil pillage been inn noe pane iz gud fing an he’s playin inn da meadow wif mai mickey an lawts ob udder kittehs…………..

soe sawri fur yur loss ob yur lil fren

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kandy girl}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{RIP sweet Pillage}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:20:59 +0000

Oh, sweetie, mah hart brayks for yoo! Yoo will see yor beluvved kitteh agin, mah hart noes this to be troo! I sendings owt hugs and BEAMS and AWL mah thots for comfort for yoo. I sendings mah beeg orinj boy Gremlin to meet yor Pillage at teh brij and welkum and luk after heem. Gremlin has beeg orinj paws; he will luk after yor kitteh as best he kan.

{{{{{Kandy_Girl and beluvved Pillage}}}}

By: Hubert-Hazel

Hubert-Hazel — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:02:23 +0000

I finks dat teh wet kitteh is moar dangerus dan teh gun. A wet kittteh is an angri kitteh, and an angree kitteh is bad news!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:46:52 +0000

Well, you don’t have to, as you well know, as you’ve been here (yes – off and on!!) longer than most anyone here.

I think only D.R. probably has you beat!

But lots of people here don’t use it, and no one minds. But for many things, it’s required, because it’s part of the humor! The word play. that’s the point most of the “objectors” miss entirely.

By: CottlestonPie

CottlestonPie — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:43:08 +0000

Thanks!

I don’t use lolspeak myself anymore, and to be honest I don’t usually read long threads (on any forum…I go crossed-eyed with that much text on a screen), but I’ve never understood why people feel the need to rag about the way other people choose to do things.

(I really only read this far on this thread because the photo had a cute kitteh AND a hot guy. I mean, c’mon! This is prime fodder for a Cute Overload resCUTE. )

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:35:02 +0000

Yoo ar welcome! An mai hart so goez out to yoo. Ai hav teerz in mai aiez just THINKING ov hao hard this day iz fur yoo. An there iz az gud az nuthing we can say tath will maek it much bedder.

But – ai wish we cud.

Pleez just com an be wif us wehnebber yoo can an feel laik it. Last yeer, wehn ai wuz having such a tuff taim, it halped me no end to be heer wif these wunderful peeple.

By: okaasan59

okaasan59 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:33:23 +0000

My goodness, you guys have been hit hard. Here in Louisiana we’ve had the wettest October on record since 1930 but luckily, no flooding.

By: Kandy_Girl

Kandy_Girl — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:30:34 +0000

yes, I know of that meadow. I have seen you all talking to other cheezpeeps and comforting them, and I needed that today. thank you everyone.

By: ellen

ellen — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:26:06 +0000

Maybe Atlanta! We’re still drowning here!

By: ellen

ellen — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:25:13 +0000

Seriously?

By: okaasan59

okaasan59 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:23:13 +0000

Vicki,
I agree. I love to check out the LOLcats but very seldom check on the comments. I happened to look at these comments to see if anyone could identify where this picture was taken. It could have been after Katrina but I’ve never seen the picture before so I think its probably more recent.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:04:19 +0000

{{{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}} {{{{{Pillage}}}}}

Teh hole in yur hart – awl ov us heer noe JUST waht that feels laik. An ai went throo JUST taht wif mai gorgeous an beloved Shakespeare. Tehy sed he wuz responding well – so ai went out to doo sum things – an wehn ai got bak – ai had three cawls frum teh vet. Wun – he wuzn’t doing so well enemoar. Then worse. An teh last wuz taht he had died.

Ai think – it mite be werse wehn we hav teh high hoeps an tehn . . .

But – do you know about teh Princess Mu Meadow?? Itz a GRATE comfurt to mennee ov us heer. If yoo do nawt, let me noe, an ai will tell yoo awl about it.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:55:27 +0000

Bravissma Cottleson PIe!! Well dun, ai say!! Well dun!!

Hao mennee burgrrrs wud you laik????? Elebentee, at leest, ai shud think!!

Ai think we can fourgo ar trip to teh brake room – an just laff merrilee at this wun!

By: miniminsmum

miniminsmum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:43:29 +0000

Tihs be a berri sad tyme furr yu Kandy_Girl, ai haz a beeg sad. Butt yu know, teh hole in yur hart will slooooowly close up adn be replaced by a warm spot which will glow ebery taim yu fink abowt Pillage. He is playing in teh grate medow in teh skai, owt of pain adn wiv awl our beloved kittehs hoo passed befoar him.
{{{{{{{{{{{Kandy_Girl adn Plunder-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:36:37 +0000

[ohai fives MJ adn CP]

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:28:10 +0000

*handz Cottleston Pie a chokklit martoonee*
*Klinkee glassez

Cheez!!

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:19:05 +0000

No, we can’t. It’s how things are done here. You either learn to put up with it, or you find somewhere else to visit.

By: eubie

eubie — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:01:16 +0000

{{{{{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}}}}}}} So, so sorry.

By: Janet of Gar

Janet of Gar — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:50:58 +0000

Waitz until after lunch, at leest!

By: adorable smudgie

adorable smudgie — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:58:02 +0000

I don know but I bin told
(I don know but I bin told)
Pussycat is wet and cold
(Pussycat is wet and cold)

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:40:43 +0000

Oh, Kandy_Girl, I’m so sorry for your loss. As you say, Pillage is now free of suffering. I will light a candle for him beside the picture of my best-beloved kitteh. Love and hugs to you. {{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}

By: turbofloof

turbofloof — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:37:49 +0000

{{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}}}

Pillage berri luckeh kitteh.

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:36:21 +0000

O:o fankie, BDM! Iz so pritty, teh eerly wuns. The sight of snow on the redorangeyellowgreen leaves is so heart-lifting, even though it weighs down the branches. Fortunately, it’ll melt today, so the branches won’t break. But I had a moment of pure magic, walking in it this morning.

By: turbofloof

turbofloof — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:34:45 +0000

wen mah kitteh wuz wet (frum baff), he wuz a fuzzeh WMD n left stink baums in mah bed after himz baff. Him berri berri angreh!

Himz nebber gotten anudder baff again en 14 yeerz – (ai’z himz berri smart hooman…)

(Himz gotta baff cuz himz gotz inta cabbynet wif lye soap!)

By: honeycakerabbit

honeycakerabbit — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:32:11 +0000

so sorry to hear that. I don’t think we’ve met before, but I am so very sorry you lost your lovely boy.
Hugs from the rabbit. Take care.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:22:52 +0000

Dear Kandy_Girl, I am so very, very sorry that you’ve lost your lovely boy. Many of us here have been through similar losses, and believe me – we understand your pain and grieve with you. Trust in yourself and know that you did everything you could to give Pillage the best life possible right to the end. You blessed him with a safer, happier and more loving existence than many animals ever know. I hope you can hold the thought that he’s being welcomed on the other side by all of our own ‘heart-kittehs’, who will look after him while he patiently waits for you. Many, many hugs to you, and many to Plunder, as well.

By: lexiecat

lexiecat — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:18:17 +0000

prepared!

ready!

for anything

By: Vicki

Vicki — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:07:59 +0000

Can we let up on the “cute” LOL cat-speak? I love the pictures and captions, but when I check out the comments it’s sometimes impossible to interpret them because everyone’s so determined to out-do one another with the “cat language.” It’s obnoxious.

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:04:40 +0000

That’s so sad. Take care. {{Kandy_Girl & Family}}

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:00:58 +0000

An addin myne an lawts frum Delia an Percy an Panda an Brynna an Bob (Bob’s a gnu kitteh – lawng stoaree foar anuvver tiem). {{{{{Kandy_Girl & Pillage & Plunder tu}}}}}

By: Kandy_Girl

Kandy_Girl — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:59:30 +0000

Pillage crossed the bridge. I have a hole in my heart but he isn’t in pain anymore.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:53:44 +0000

Dis maed sew mush moar scents waaaaaaaaee bak up teh fred, wif Nennepus’s commint abowt rinob…rhino…duuin sumfink tu hur kitchin.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:47:33 +0000

Fankees foar bringin dis tu hour tenshuns - an yesh, ur butt duz luk nies!!

By: Saffron

Saffron — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:35:12 +0000

Sendz beemz to Kandy_Girl

Ai hearts reskewers. They iz da BEST!

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:33:55 +0000

Dah wet cat is more dangerous dan any ding in dah army

By: catena

catena — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:31:52 +0000

poetz! wii haz won!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:30:30 +0000

Addin mai and Buddy’s beems…

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:28:18 +0000

Heroes. Wii haz dem!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:26:50 +0000

Booklion, yew can egg spex free dais ub snoes. Dats whut ai hadded, and ai shippt eet yr wai, sins yew presheates eet moar dan meh!

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:25:43 +0000

too bad Smudgie didn’t haz teh video camera running.
I just read wun ov teh blog entries, smudgie. Yu mayded me laff seberal times. W00t!