I have a wet cat and a gun.
I have a wet cat and a gun. Dont make me use them….
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the poyntee ends show no mercy!!!
Merci mi, Nenne ledez teh wai !!
BTW, Nenne, Anni & PoussinBoi inits spel NAP !! Ai fort u shud no taht !!
o.O – and I needs wun too…
*turns back to angree wet kitteh an curls up inna corner…*
Is hard wurk renovatating kitshins!!!
(butt (!!) looks nice…)
or I needs chocolate… an chocolate tart mebbeh?!?
wif fresh brooed cawfee??
alturnativleh – u can has <a href= these lemming meringue cuppy caeks wif hot tea an hunny!
these lemming meringue cuppy caeks
Wun uv doez tarts has az much carb az Ai haz fur a hole meel an twyes az much fat az Ai can haz fur a hole dai!
Tri sum Scandal-navel-wun Apell Caek foar a chainj. Haz secrit viking greedints.
oh yesh yesh yesh!!!
very skandal-navel-wun
served wif wippy creem or Iskreem!
Dat’s still much 2 much carb an a bit 2 much fat! OK heer, but IRL a wuns a yeer treet!
pffttt – thats why I serves it heer – you can has the hole batch an ur blud shugar donut budj!!!
Yiss, but sumtiems Ai get a bit jellus!
Even animlols hab tu wotsh tehir diet
Or…yu can makes it wif white whole wheat flour, maybe replace sum wheat flour wif almond flour, and use splenda baking blend instead ov sugar, which’ll cut the carb count significantly… den izza a mebbe four times a year treet insteada just wunse a year.
purrsaktlee!
creatib cooking is required when one has to eet alternativlee…
Ohai Bookie!
*pownses on booklion – landing on her sholdur..*
When is ur trip to Scandal-navel-wun?!? huh? huh?
Ohai, Nenne!
*Skritches behind Nenne’s eers*
Sumtime in teh spring, ai fink, but no time set yet.
Hey! We got snow this morning! Too dark to tell yet, but I’m guessing about 2 inches. Leaves still on many trees, so it sticks!
*purrs*
o.O – snow… donut want yet… but it’s called here to….
You mussent fergit to tell me – so we can try to arrange a nordic cheezmeet!!!
Okai!
*grabs Norwegian diktionary and textbuk 25 yeers out ov date to start rememberifying teh Norsk*
he he – here are the basics:
Hei!
Tusen takk!
Skål!
Eggsamplol:
Hei! Isle hab a beer takk. Skål!
Veldig bra!
*hands PB a Frydelund fat*
Skål for friedeggs an caturdays!!!
Tihs meenz adjust yor fingy:
alt er bra
* oar maibee “All is well *
Ohai! I kin ownly speek teh nav…navishag…naviga…GPS fingy Norsk
Hubby has Norwiijan-speeking GPS fingy, so iz lerning. Habs no cloo abowt teh spelling!
sving til høyre
føll veien i 35 km
tu ar snart framme
he he – we’ve put ours on fronch – Hubby using it as a fronch teechur
Premiere sortie a gauche
Faite demi-tour dés que possible….
It’s abowt harf passt tenn ….
Mi GPS haz onli mail oar femail voycis.
Ai fink he iz betta at reeden mapz tahn hur …. * runsawai…*
oh yesh, teh demi-tour fingy, i noes that!
sny nå!
prefor…perfuren…most liekly in teh middul awf ohai-way oar ennyfing wif centrul resurvashun… her nawt only innerups NE convursashun, her awlso has stranj ideas abowt teh flaiing cars…
oh no, PB! her is jest as good. u ownly needs to turn teh screen when u goes arownd teh cornur…
btw fanku awl berry much! I hadded a big fat ugly grumpy and nao iz feline much beddur! U iz teh wunnermous! Gotta go back to werk!
{{{Nennepus}}}
{{{PoussinBoi}}}
{{{booklion}}}
hey – have yu been spying on me wehn i go orient pearing?!?
*grumblol frumblol*
turning the map in your jenrull direction is the onlee way tu go!!
Bai HCR !!
Wurk waitz butt(!) lyfe nebber duz…
oh, nenne, I wud nebburebbur go spy on u -wud i? *big innosint iis* I wuh awlso nebburebbur maik fun of peeps hu tern teh map, wud i? *moar innosint iis*
butt, PB, it’s been waitn foar waaay too long… taht’s hao fings werk wif bein a siontist… riting up teh stuffs is awlways waitn foar u…an waitn…an waitn…an *yawn*…
“Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple”
I just wuz out taking pixhoors of teh snow. The first wun is soooo majikalol, especially when it sticks to the colored leafs.
Booklion, yew can egg spex free dais ub snoes. Dats whut ai hadded, and ai shippt eet yr wai, sins yew presheates eet moar dan meh!
O:o fankie, BDM! Iz so pritty, teh eerly wuns. The sight of snow on the redorangeyellowgreen leaves is so heart-lifting, even though it weighs down the branches. Fortunately, it’ll melt today, so the branches won’t break. But I had a moment of pure magic, walking in it this morning.
Iz yu doin’ yur kitshin or yu do dat foar yur moneys?
*offers cawfee anna chawklit tart*
(yesh, I readed dat frum below)
Fankees foar bringin dis tu hour tenshuns – an yesh, ur butt duz luk nies!!
Cross me at ur own risk
Mawnin Anni !!
Ebenin PB!
yu doan wont mi to do taht !!
Great Pic..!!
Cheers Glen.
still noe shoez?
“…do ya feel lucky punk? well do ya?”
” .. Go ahed. Maik mi brekfest !! “
2 eggz, ober easy, hashed browns, bacon, tosts
“Wunc a woomin haz forgibbon a man, shi muss nawt reheet hiz sins foar brekfest ” – Marlene Dietrich
Waitz until after lunch, at leest!
Rebenj izza dysh bested survved coled.
wun fur short-range combat and wun for long-range, but bof equally deadly.
Akshuly, teh man looks like complete sweetheart, nyse fayse, reskewing kitteh frum flood and looters….
Ai fort hi wuz teechin hiz pet tu swim at gun poynt …..
Naw, no blud on arms and fase..
I agree. He iz paytron saynt of wet kittehs.
U gotz it buklion!
prepared!
ready!
for anything
Iees Creem Kitteh willz
putz up wiff t3h ‘Pleh!’ wetz. Can’tz
waytz 4 himz getz dry!
Iess Creem Kitteh wuz
way upz Tree ekkscaypee t3h
wetz. Den hurz resskewd!
Beeg Hewmin amz naow
‘dawptifyed bye Kitteh. Stawrtz
grayt reelayshunship!
Beeg Hewmin willz fynd
hye graownd. Den Iess Creem Kitteh
willz habz lawtza Nomz!
Jack.
How sweeeeet!
U is teh awsum, Jack!
yay furr kitteh resskewers everywhere!!!
Heroes. Wii haz dem!
poetz! wii haz won!
I likes ur song lotz =)
*runrunrunsinwifakwikniss*
Sawree!
*skidskidskidzawntehfloor*
~Stoopy clipt nailz!~
*misses teh peeps bye inchis, frowing sum inna spin*
*keeps runrunruninwifakwikniss, zig-zaggin rownd teh ruum*
FOAR!!! Ai has foar!!!
*runrunrunsawtwifakwikniss*
Wy foar yu runrunrunnin ??
*zips bye PB*
Iz inna hurree!
you has foar wut???
*sees B zoom by…*
oh well…
I has tu go – we is going to sweden to get noo furlex for the sailboat…
Happy friedegg, caturday an funday cheezeland!!!!
leaves cheezland leabing a trail of cats are berried tarts….
Adn doan furget teh dyuty free ….
* Sea yu *
Thankies for ebrybodys good beams yesterday. Be needing the good beams today. Pillage had to go to mergency clinic and had 93 degree temp. Had to be incubated and with IVs in him, then had the breathing troubles and fluid buildup.
But they put him on oxygen and nitroglycerin to circulate better and the vet said he was sitting up and more alert, transfering him to reg vet today.
oh dear!
*more beems being sent over the tlantic – set on super strong*
Paws crossed for finding whats causing this!
{{{{{{{Kandy_Girl and Pillage}}}}}}
{{{{{Kandy_Girl & Pillage}}}}
Sending beams to you both.
Addin mai and Buddy’s beems…
An addin myne an lawts frum Delia an Percy an Panda an Brynna an Bob (Bob’s a gnu kitteh – lawng stoaree foar anuvver tiem). {{{{{Kandy_Girl & Pillage & Plunder tu}}}}}
Pillage crossed the bridge. I have a hole in my heart but he isn’t in pain anymore.
That’s so sad. Take care. {{Kandy_Girl & Family}}
Dear Kandy_Girl, I am so very, very sorry that you’ve lost your lovely boy. Many of us here have been through similar losses, and believe me – we understand your pain and grieve with you. Trust in yourself and know that you did everything you could to give Pillage the best life possible right to the end. You blessed him with a safer, happier and more loving existence than many animals ever know. I hope you can hold the thought that he’s being welcomed on the other side by all of our own ‘heart-kittehs’, who will look after him while he patiently waits for you. Many, many hugs to you, and many to Plunder, as well.
so sorry to hear that. I don’t think we’ve met before, but I am so very sorry you lost your lovely boy.
Hugs from the rabbit. Take care.
{{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}}}
Pillage berri luckeh kitteh.
Oh, Kandy_Girl, I’m so sorry for your loss. As you say, Pillage is now free of suffering. I will light a candle for him beside the picture of my best-beloved kitteh. Love and hugs to you. {{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}
{{{{{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}}}}}}} So, so sorry.
Tihs be a berri sad tyme furr yu Kandy_Girl, ai haz a beeg sad. Butt yu know, teh hole in yur hart will slooooowly close up adn be replaced by a warm spot which will glow ebery taim yu fink abowt Pillage. He is playing in teh grate medow in teh skai, owt of pain adn wiv awl our beloved kittehs hoo passed befoar him.
{{{{{{{{{{{Kandy_Girl adn Plunder-kitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}} {{{{{Pillage}}}}}
Teh hole in yur hart – awl ov us heer noe JUST waht that feels laik. An ai went throo JUST taht wif mai gorgeous an beloved Shakespeare. Tehy sed he wuz responding well – so ai went out to doo sum things – an wehn ai got bak – ai had three cawls frum teh vet. Wun – he wuzn’t doing so well enemoar. Then worse. An teh last wuz taht he had died.
Ai think – it mite be werse wehn we hav teh high hoeps an tehn . . .
But – do you know about teh Princess Mu Meadow?? Itz a GRATE comfurt to mennee ov us heer. If yoo do nawt, let me noe, an ai will tell yoo awl about it.
yes, I know of that meadow. I have seen you all talking to other cheezpeeps and comforting them, and I needed that today. thank you everyone.
Yoo ar welcome! An mai hart so goez out to yoo. Ai hav teerz in mai aiez just THINKING ov hao hard this day iz fur yoo. An there iz az gud az nuthing we can say tath will maek it much bedder.
But – ai wish we cud.
Pleez just com an be wif us wehnebber yoo can an feel laik it. Last yeer, wehn ai wuz having such a tuff taim, it halped me no end to be heer wif these wunderful peeple.
Oh, sweetie, mah hart brayks for yoo! Yoo will see yor beluvved kitteh agin, mah hart noes this to be troo! I sendings owt hugs and BEAMS and AWL mah thots for comfort for yoo. I sendings mah beeg orinj boy Gremlin to meet yor Pillage at teh brij and welkum and luk after heem. Gremlin has beeg orinj paws; he will luk after yor kitteh as best he kan.
{{{{{Kandy_Girl and beluvved Pillage}}}}
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lil pillage been inn noe pane iz gud fing an he’s playin inn da meadow wif mai mickey an lawts ob udder kittehs…………..
soe sawri fur yur loss ob yur lil fren
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kandy girl}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{RIP sweet Pillage}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
So sorry, Kandy_Girl! It’s always so sad to lose a beloved kitty. You’re right — he isn’t in pain any more, and that is good for him. He’s in the Meadow near the bridge with the “real” Cassidy, Muffin, Felix, and so many more who are playing there. You have my sympathy.
.
{{{{{{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}}}}}}}
:*-(
I’d be more afraid of the wet cat than the gun!!
wen mah kitteh wuz wet (frum baff), he wuz a fuzzeh WMD n left stink baums in mah bed after himz baff. Him berri berri angreh!
Himz nebber gotten anudder baff again en 14 yeerz – (ai’z himz berri smart hooman…)
(Himz gotta baff cuz himz gotz inta cabbynet wif lye soap!)
Teh kitteh nawt yewze pointy enz awn teh nyse hooman hoo reskyood himz frum teh pleh wadder. Kitteh givez purrz an hed bonks an hugz, nawt bleedy ouchy.
this be gud hooman…
I remeberz long tyme ago my hooman hears Smudgie crying in roof of howse being dun up. Hooman tinks bilders fix ceiling n did not no kitteh up dere. Hooman jumps on ladder and STARTS TO TAKE CEILING DOWN and then rememberz there be pull down ladder into atik.
He berry embarrased…
Lukky foar himz, Smudgie cannawt uze innertent site (oar maibee ?? )
too bad Smudgie didn’t haz teh video camera running.
I just read wun ov teh blog entries, smudgie. Yu mayded me laff seberal times. W00t!
Ha! great story. Smudgie, yu has teh gud hooman.
Dat a gud 1. I aktualy LOLed.
Dah wet cat is more dangerous dan any ding in dah army
Sendz beemz to Kandy_Girl
Ai hearts reskewers. They iz da BEST!
Can we let up on the “cute” LOL cat-speak? I love the pictures and captions, but when I check out the comments it’s sometimes impossible to interpret them because everyone’s so determined to out-do one another with the “cat language.” It’s obnoxious.
No, we can’t. It’s how things are done here. You either learn to put up with it, or you find somewhere else to visit.
*handz Cottleston Pie a chokklit martoonee*
*Klinkee glassez
Cheez!!
[ohai fives MJ adn CP]
Bravissma Cottleson PIe!! Well dun, ai say!! Well dun!!
Hao mennee burgrrrs wud you laik????? Elebentee, at leest, ai shud think!!
Ai think we can fourgo ar trip to teh brake room – an just laff merrilee at this wun!
Thanks!
I don’t use lolspeak myself anymore, and to be honest I don’t usually read long threads (on any forum…I go crossed-eyed with that much text on a screen), but I’ve never understood why people feel the need to rag about the way other people choose to do things.
(I really only read this far on this thread because the photo had a cute kitteh AND a hot guy. I mean, c’mon! This is prime fodder for a Cute Overload resCUTE.
)
Well, you don’t have to, as you well know, as you’ve been here (yes – off and on!!) longer than most anyone here.
I think only D.R. probably has you beat!
But lots of people here don’t use it, and no one minds. But for many things, it’s required, because it’s part of the humor! The word play. that’s the point most of the “objectors” miss entirely.
Vicki,
I agree. I love to check out the LOLcats but very seldom check on the comments. I happened to look at these comments to see if anyone could identify where this picture was taken. It could have been after Katrina but I’ve never seen the picture before so I think its probably more recent.
Maybe Atlanta! We’re still drowning here!
My goodness, you guys have been hit hard. Here in Louisiana we’ve had the wettest October on record since 1930 but luckily, no flooding.
Lawng tiem agon, ai wurkt inna plaes wut ‘two-rists’ wud bisit, atta ‘custyoomur serbiss’ desk. Assied frum teh kayshunul stoopee kweschin [liek 'wares teh snoe?? wares teh igloos?? ware kin wii has teh skeeing??' in Joolai, in VLCanada, wif 90F heet an hoomiditees], cumplaynts wud bees frum peepuls hoo had left dere hoem far awae an trabbild to dis anuvver kuntree an den wantid tu grype dat in dis foarrin plaes, ebreefing wuz diffrint frum at hoem, an wye did wii has to bees dis wae? Wye wuzzint VLC munnees liek ‘dere’ munnees? Wye wuddint wii taek ‘dere’ kynd ob munnees (aka ‘reel munnees’) in teh stoars, an wye cuddint dey has teh chanj in dere ‘reel’ munnees? Wye diddint wii has awl teh saem fuds an brands ob stufs liek dey has ‘at hoem’? Wye diddint wii awl spiik liek dem, an noes awl der langwij? Wye shud dey pay tenshuns tu VLC laws, wen dey issnt VLC peepuls? etc., etc.. An dis wuz peepuls frum mennee diffrint kuntrees, awl ober teh whirrrld!! Ai awlwaes wunnerd wye dey ebber left hoem atawl – sept dey wuz prollee grumpee an harrd tu plees der tu, an teh nayburs kept bai-ing dem tikkits tu plaesis far, far, far awae.
I don know but I bin told
(I don know but I bin told)
Pussycat is wet and cold
(Pussycat is wet and cold)
Seriously?
I finks dat teh wet kitteh is moar dangerus dan teh gun. A wet kittteh is an angri kitteh, and an angree kitteh is bad news!
AI haz sharp pointee endzez.
Which endz do you want fyrst…mah teef or mah claws?
Ok, I like it I think, but in my drunken mood it puts me in a depressed funk… I had this picture up for months after returning to New Orleans in 2005. I t was taken near my house in the flood zone. I’m so thankful my kittehs were still in Baltimore… Sigh…
This guy is my hero!!
.. . . and that’s why we love the national guard!