i could get it if i wanted
i could get it if i wanted
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wut a beatious picshure!
But i shure hope dat kitteh duz nawt fall off. Iz it a reel kitteh? I haz a wurried.
Naw, it’s ownlee teh pay-purr moon.
FTW, Missy! @@@@@
Dat wuz awn AMC last nyt!!!!!
tehy shows gud moovees sumtimes!
Nawt be wurryin, carosue. He gotted up tehre and he nawt fallin off. In fack, ifinkso teh fyremens will be PULLIN him off!
An BTW, conga rats on teh tawp knot ov teh macrame!
I has, in mai decades of beein owned by the kittehs, lawst two of them in fawls from heights. Teh kittehs are nawt alwais as deft az tehy finks. So I has a wurried.
*whispurrs tew carosue*
ai doan fink et reel – preharps iz
….
Ai thinked itza dekrayshun leik onna wynd vayne.
Ooo, taht’s terribibil – ai fotted teh fawls wuz beri rare in kittehs. Ai has a sad fur yu – an nao ai hopin Williboi is rite. Much better shopped.
Well, think about it, how many times do you see yer kittehs fall off da couch oar miscalculate distance and space? Hopes dis is shopped too. *nods*
ai had a meezie was moast crosseyed, an was always missin her target. But! she growed out of it, an her ize majikly straitened, an her lived a long time, an trevelled from missouri to orygone wif me. ai still sees her in the Princess’s Garden!
They sometimes put plastic cats or owls on top of those to stop birds landing there ^_^
I checked with Oscilloscope Cat and he says “Iz old teevee aerial so iz tuned fur VHF, making it about 60cm wide. Iz a tiny tiny tiny kitteh or is a decoration to scare birdies off. O and I iz watchin you modulate”.
So there you go.
Ham radio kitteh bounsin’ signls off da moon!
This made me laugh so hard.
I hope pretteh kitteh is not really sitting so high up. Once I jumped down from a roof onto a patio and brot home a broken leg for a remember not to do that agin.
yesh, teh jumping frum teh roof iz uzually not such a gud fing, akshully. wunse my bruvver jumped (or falld, depending on hoo yoo beleeve) frum teh roof ob teh skool an borkd himz rist. nevver fownd owt wut him wuz doing on teh roof ob teh skool.
kitteh izza weather vane
conga rats carosue! ai nawt can haz teh mad skillz dat let u b nawt sekkind, but ai has nuff mad skills 2 be nawt sekkind 2 congratulate u! hoa 2 sillybrate? drinks n dansis? oar wud u liek 2 try sumfing noo?
(hint, hint, tehre iz sumfing ai wud sujjist… iffin u lieks vidyogaems…)
Aw cmon, carosue – yu is nawt curius aobut teh suggistin?
mmmm…I fink i will go wif the china fuds, actually. I has an adore for the fried dumplings, the bao.
okai, typeeps! teh chinees fode iz heer!
steamud dumpluns
shredud piggie
veggees wif garluk
broyn reis
NOe MSG.
nom awp!
ooh tanks, catena..ai lurve da chinees…
nomnomnom..
Hao did ai miss teh chinese noms! Fankees, catena!
Wif brown rise, eben. Yu finks ov ebbryfing!
Late conga rats, carosue! Yes, iz a byootimus pic!
Just wantid tew say conga-ratz on yer nawt sekkund. I only haz limmited drinkies available, but hows about a skotch and wuddur. Hold teh wuddur?
awniist. reelee. jus doan wan it naow.
Ai gotz teh moon AN a string!
bawt teh moonz eh hayrsh mistruss…
Awww…ai miss RAH. An tahts wun ov his beriberi best.
Ohai 2m! Did you no he wuz a math teecher in butler, missouri? ai growed up neer there, an had a fren in butler, an iz a statue of him there!
Neeto! I didnawtkno. Dis wai he wuz so hard on teh ohai skul cor…curl…subjcek mater.
ai haz lubbed hiz ritingz frum a urly aje!
wel…sinse peeps ar shoun vis…
coz teh sawng bii gud tu. nawt eet awl lyk teh buk, dough!
yesh..yu an dat kow cud
[hands kitteh uh fiddle]
Wif uh liddlol halp from teh dish adn teh spoon.
[laffing gog wuz yoosless]
ohai didlol didlol!
but hao kin ai haz mai noms wen dat disch runnd awf?
drops it awn teh flor in litlol peeces an eets haf ov dem, same as usual.
flyme tu da mune
sawngz tu folo…
Moonriber…
blue mooooooooon….
u saw meh standin aloooooooonnnne…
Ai likes dis wun, too.
Ai hav a Moon Sawng too!!
Rusalka’s song to teh moon – frum teh opera bau Dvorak!
Wun ov mai FAVORITES!!!
And anuther wun – frum The Mikado – G&S
Yum Yum’s sawng about teh Sun AND teh Moon.
Oh, Ai’m bee~in followed bai a moonshadow,
Moonshadow, moonshadow…
Leapin adn a hoppin’ on a moonshadow,
Moonshadow, moonshadow…
lemme seeng uhmung teh stahrs…
lemme siii wut noms r liek…
awn joopitur an mahrz
I rly cud.
so close ..
Lunarmommy? Iz dat yew?
[howlz] *OwwwOOOOOooooooo………….*
ohai!!
*late az usual*
Bedder layt tanh nebber!!
I just realized, I hazznt innerduced mahself. I’m LOLex from MSA (Medium sized Amerika). Nyce tew meet yewall!
**fokusis eies**
Iz dat an owld tee-vee antenny?
And kitteh’s owners wunder why teh switch to digital didn’ wurk.
*razzin frazzin FCC*
Oh, mai cc , it wurked……
*pikkz up mask adn puttingz it on*
PHOTOSHOPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throwz mask down.
*runzawaywifaswiftness*
I fink it ar bengals.
????
wuz nawt dis bengal……….
tiem fur meh tu goe hoam………
iz awl blak an olee 5:30 n poren doun rayne………
yu awl hazza nise weekweekend!
{{{WB}}}
Hazza safe drive hoam.
NOEZ!! tel mii izzt sew!
Nuuuuooooooh!!!!!!1!!!!!!elebenty!!!!
*hiedz faec in paws*
… ai jus duzzint haz ennyware to put it rite nao.
Ok, ai gibbed yu sum mewsik, wy nobuddy dans dans dans? nd wutz fur nomz?
catena gots chineze abuve…ai nawt eny gud at dansin but ai triez
dans dans dans…..ooh dots…
Ok, I dans!!
I kawl dis deh Moon Dans.
Dansy-dans dans! Moon tu deh left!
Dansity, dans twurl! Moon tu deh rite!
Dansy dans! Moon ur partner!
Dansy dans spin! Moon ur corner!
Dans…… Wate! Wut??? Hoo iz deze guyz in unee formz??
Wai dey put deh han kuffz on mii????
Wair dey taking mii???
I don wanna gooooooooooo!!!!
It’s a maberlous nite fer a Moon Dans.
Nawt to werrie, cweenmj, iz juss da “fyremens”.
Moon ur corner! ROFLWheezinMaiLungsOwt!!
Sumwun kawl nine elebenty!! 2minyunz iz down!!1 Adn I iz beein hawlled off bai …. Hooo ar deze guyz, annyhoo???
Fyremenz???
ok, i go kwietly….
Hay, deh nawty barn iz dat-a-way!!!
Y4 wii go dis-a-way???
**eers perk up**
Did sumwun say FYREMENZ?
Ware? Ware?
Hey Red!! Iffin yur still heer. Fone is deader den dead. Won’t ebben turn awn rite now! I didn’t hang up awn yu!
Yah, yah…..
I finkso iz conspirasee agin me. Eberywuns fone convenyintlee “dies” wen I cawl dem.
Hai Kittehs!
Ohai, Taya! Ai hadded a big happitayl to see yu onlion tihs week!
Ai wishes fur a litlol flyin kitteh frend fur Bella, teh Little Minion. Seh has a bord. Seh sez nobuddy will plai wif her becus teh Big Minion has a grumpy an ai has a sick. Yu com ober to plai?
yesh…. Ai will plai wif teh Bella. *flutters ober tew teh Bella an snorglols wif hur*
*Bella purrs beri lowd*
*Bella an Taya start a gaem ov Tag*
*Apartmin desin…deskin…disinter…fawls into chaos arownd 2minions*
*scampurrs aftur teh Bella*
You iz fren of 2minions? pleez be a fren of mine, she is verrry speshul!
yesh
Taya on teh interwebs iz SOOO much liek mai Bella IRL – awl fun an purrs an snorgles.
We muss tawk abowt this. iz chekkin teh cellfone for teh elektrissities…
*purrs and crawls into 2minions’ lap*
…and moon yew while ai wuz atit.
Looks photoshopt to me, too…
Fotoshop
Gee, ya think?
Well, AI thot it wuz reel!
(I saded this wonce alreddeh, but werdpress keeps eedin mah comments!)
I donut fink I’ve innerduced myself, I’m Lolex from MSA (Medium Sized Amehrika). I’ve been on ICHC for a while nao, but fergetted mah old usernayme, so Iz just been lurkin for a bit.
Ohai, lolecks, nice to meecha!! Werdpress 8ed my comments fer 2 weeks; den I gabe up. Jusss lurked fer a long time. Den 1 nite I tried again an it werked!! Who nose?
Spanks, PJ! I fink we shud seddit on fyre.
Ohai, lolecks. Welkum offishullee to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
*pours lolecks a choklit martoonie*
*rubs aginst Nightshayde lubbinglee, purrin* Hai
Ohai, Taya!
*skritches Taya gentlee behind teh wings*
*purrs*
JINKZ!!!! * Linkz pinkeez wif Nightshayde*
*snerk*
*wonders wut a cokklit martoonie is*
*thinks it sownds sumwut … um … moar adult den a choklit martoonie*
*saunters to teh NB*
*luks at teh Nawtee Barn*
Hmmmmmmm. . .
Oh Hai, loleckz!! adn welkum tu bak Cheezland!!!
I haz sendinged u a frend rekwest!
*handz loleckz a cokklit martoonee
*klinkee glassez
Cheez!!!!
Ohai mai Cween
Ohai Taya!! *petz deh purdy wingz*
*purrrrr*
ohai! extendz floofy paw of frendingness! ai lubs gnu frenz! an ai haz come late to teh party, az iz usual! teh cween needz tu use her majikol bonkifying stik on teh weerdpress! it werks mirakuls! beleve me, ai noes this!
:snerk: sum sez it werkingz deh dizzee asterz!! *lukz at nightshayde*
*flutters eyelashes*
Ebbreefing winds up wif a happitayl ending evenshullee!
Oh nightshayde, ai haz a simpathy, aifinkso, tho ai am nawt sure wut for!
Once upon a tiem, cweenmj turned meh into a bebbeh otter … den wen dat wuz nawt to mah egg-zak liking, she turned meh into a preggers otter…. den she turned menny uvvers into preggers otterz (or preggerz uvver creechurs).
We wented thru a lot uv puffee cheetos wif sowr creem.
Dere be links to teh applicablol lols in teh Cheeztown Cryer (clik cweenmj’s bloo naem, den go to “lore & legends” & it’s on there)
I lubbed deh otter nonsense!!! iz wun uv mai faveritest adven chewerz!
*nod nod*
Wun ov teh troolee grate wunz!! Sheer an otter nunsense!!
Taht is, it werks mirakuls wen it WERKS…
fankee fer taht nite, 2m! will be awn pill hill agin tomorrow, wud yu like tew be tryin again? an, btw, doan run off, ai may be gettin in trubble agin!
Uh-oh.
Ai wud LURVE to get togever, butt (!) it wud be a bad idea. Ai has nasty pleh cold fur free dais – still contajus. Ifinkso it iz a litlol danjerus to exp*se (hah, stoopy WP, nom THAT!!!) Troll to mai jerms.
Hai lolecks!
May ai introdooce maiself az well?? ai’m JCH4K – an itz nice to meet yoo!
An – enewun hoo wantz to be frenz wif noo frend lolecks can just go
HEER!!
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-lolecks/
An az usual- just cloze up teh h t.
I justed nao seed this, JH4K! Nyce tew meet yew as well and fankies for the adbertisment foar gnu frenz! I cud uze em!
Well, yoo havn’t terned bloo yet, so sum peepl mite nawt noe hao to find yoo!
I will stikking dis heer fur lolecks.
But it b ok fur ennee uzzer noobeez tu reeding it tu.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
,
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
.
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
oh cweenmj! Yoo ar AWLWAIZ so thotee!!
Butt – if lolecks wants to tern bloo – rite heer an nao – awl he haz to do iz payste
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-lolecks/
(cloazing up teh h t ov corse)
in teh commint blok where it sez “Website” – an *poof* – hee will tern bloo!!
Good call! I’ll werk on the bloo!
Also mushly fanks to cween foar the uber helpiness of the Cheez Town Cryer!
She’z relee teh BEST cween we EBBER had!!!
An we awl just luv hur to deth.
BLARG!!! I haz ben lubbed tu deth!!!!
YIKES!!! Shud a fetch teh CCC????
Adn maybee teh onlee cween we eber had – butt still teh bestest!!
@@@@@!!
my god i loved that pic
Ai do too!
@NS: Extenz (Isnt that a nottie barn pill?) floofy paw of frenship back and grashously aksepts Martoonie!
@cween: Ooh! Anover wun! One kan nivver get tew mush chocotooniez!! Fanks! Oh and I aksepted the fren reqwest! Good to hassa fwend I donut hassa pay! *snerk*
Oh, YAY!!! I needz moar frenz!
Ohai, mai gracious cween, yur jamesty! Ai will happily speek on yur behaf, tew be helping yew tew get sum moar frens! espeshilly teh fyreman frens!!
*cleers throat*
Pleez be tew bein teh cween’s gnu fren! Becuz her iz a deer an jinnerus fren! An. eben iffn she (axidentally) throws you in teh dunjon, she will relent an let you out! an taht iz teh best kinda fren tew be having!
All hale out mitey cween!
Our. our mitey cween.
Ahem!!! it wuznt’ mii hoo threw u in deh dun jun… It wuz Sir Kul!!!
*tryz tu luk afruntid, but giglolz insted*
oh, mai cween, ai haz teh gigglols abowt taht nite also! iz so gud tew being wif frens, an haffing memoriez, an taht was one of teh best! haz been heer so short wile, but teh memoreez are teh best of a lyfetyme! So, pleez, be frending teh cween, she is so ahhsum!
And I needz maor frenz!!!
YUP!!
Just laik ai need moar kittehs!! 
Huzbin saz Ohai, Janet!!
Ohhhhh!!
Hao nice!!
*showtz VERREEE loudlee*
OHAI RICHARD
Hii sez hii beez too old adn cant standing awl deh sitement uv sumwun showting VERREE lowdlee.
But he thankingz u fur deh ohai!
Mah huzbin iz awlso “Richard.” Egg-salad naem.
Hii sez ohai bak at u. And hee b waving himz floofy paw at u!! Him sez hii anserz tu ennyfing…..
Jus donut calling him layte fur noms?
my daddeh is a richard john, an my bruvvers are richard an john. my hubby’s daddeh iz john richard an my bruvver-in-law iz also john richard. we not named owr boiz john or richard. nuffin rong wif teh names, but iz just too confuzzling.
hmmm……
Richard iz mai dadcatz nom…… whatsa egg-nom?
immeresting- mai dadcatz middlol nom is “Jimmy”, not Jim- but “Jimmy”….. az u kan magin- himz neber usesez it….!
momcat
Ai just wanted to maek shur he hurd me.
Yoo ar VERREE far away!!!!!
There! iz that bedder???
We kant hear yew. Speak up!
LOL!!! Ai gotted carreied away!!
Ai ment to say ~
OHAI, LOLECKS!
OHAI Janet!! HOW IS YEW!???
Eye fergetted the bold. I are teh suck.
*handz loleckz a nuzzer chokklit martoonee*
Shanks, cween! *Hikkup!* Dats zactly what I needed! *Hikkup*
Ai’m just FINE, LOLECKS!!
Butt – where AR yoo!! Wehre iz this MSA????
Ai’m nawt shur hao loudlee ai need to speek – oar showt – oar maybe eben
??
I kan heers ya no matter hao yew speek (I haz goodly ehrz). And Iz in Virginia, USA (Or as I call it Medium Sized America/MSA). It’s nawt tew big, and not tew small. Tis medium.
PS- Donut ever move tew Virginia. Kommonwealfs are teh suck.
LOL!! Ai dont think therez ene danjer taht ai mite moove to Virginia!
But we hav LOTZ ov grate Cheezpeepl frenz there – so itz awlwaiz nice to visit!
Wai duz it suck? Ai thot it wuz verree prettee an historikal, filled wif playces ov grrate intrest?
Hii pree she atez ur thotiness!!
Am u gitting snowed on yet??
Nawt yet!! Teh week end iz spozed to be reelee nice! Mite get awl teh way up in teh hai 50s!! An sunny!
Ai think ai’ll taek Salleh aut fur a wawk on ar peer. Wehn she wuz heer befoar, we dint do it soon enuf – an tehn it wuz awl cobbered in eyez an sno! An way too danjerous to go verree far aut awn.
Huzbin sez at 50 degreez hii stayz inside adn watchez TV!
Awl uv u haz a gud nite & a grayte week-week-weekend! Itz abowt tiem fur meh to going hoam. Yay!
{{{{{Cheezpeeps}}}}}
{{{{Niteshayde}}}
U haz gud weekend ursef!! Schmoooo!
OHAI, JANET!!!
*waves floofee paw frum Suvvern Californya*
OHAI, NIGHTSHAYDE!!
*jumps up an down an waives wyldlee frum cold but nawt yet sno-ee Suvvern Meeshegun*
an more…
Eztenz snerk.
The cat DID get the moon.
*hanz Moon Pi tew kitteh* Dere. Nao yew haz moon an choklit and mooshymallow. Nao com daon an wii haz a dansdansdans unner teh harbest moon.
Ooh! I likey teh moonpies. Speshully da nilla and strawbury onez.
Nilla and strawerberry wunz? Ai nebber seened doze! Mai wifecat wud lub tehm. Ai lubs teh peenut budder wunz. Ai do nawt lyke mooshymallow.
Yip! Nawt shore what kuntry yew iz in, but here in MSA(Medium Sized Amerikha) dey has Choco, Nilla, Bonanner and Strawbury. Dey is WAY nom!
♫♪ Wen da moon hitz ur i like a big Pete~Za Pi,
Datz a more ay!
Wen a eel lunges owt an snaps off yer snout,
Datz a moray!
win yew haz peep yew lub
an teh next line you flub…
Datz a moray!
LOL! FTW!
O hai, ar qween! I wants to send yu a crown, iffn yu wants it. It has a sparkly kitteh bead an rhinestones. I iz over on cheezfrens, maibe we can figgure owt how to do dis?
i will see if i kin git on cheezfrenz…. I hazn’t ben dere in a long tiyme….
uh oh, teh Baron says teh dryer an teh fone and teh dishwasher is awl needin mah attenshun, datz g’nitey!
G’nite, sunnyhucklol!!!
Schmooooooooo!
fankee, my cween. ♥♥♥
Dis are definitely shooped. Kitteh no has anytings to sit on… too skinneh.
Yup! WAAAAAY tooo skinneh!
Butt – it iz a LUVLEE pikchoor eneway. Full ov win an whimsee!
Ai suspeckz is a wether vaine. Nawt reel kitteh OR shopped.
fun with Photoshop?
I lubbed deh otter nonsense!!! iz wun uv mai faveritest adven chewerz!
I kin do da photoshopzz.
Photoshop, but still a neat idea
This Picture
Definition: Shoop
see Whoop.
Also, beautiful shoof.
white hat on a pumpkin!
icecream?
the white hat is teh moon glow…
this lets us look for kitteh…
togebbers we look for teh crow
cause we lubs him so…
ice cream for kitteh…
ice cream for crow…
care for ice cream?
please to let me know
Midnyte Kitteh duz
BatzMan impurr~sunnayshun.
Besstest wun himz knoez!
Midnyte Kitteh coodz
awllmostz reetch owtz andz tutch t3h
bryte sillburree Moon!
Nidnyte Kitteh maykz
ekksellent sill~o~ette awn
bryte Moon lytee nyte!
Jack.
ah, Jack! So nice!
Night kitteh tel tha moon “whear, whi ” and now WANT.♪
shopped!
Great picture!
dats wun hih up kity!
kiddy on da roof tower?
taken in japan cuz moon is big?
what a really cool, pretty picture
Fotografee. Ur doin it rite!
And now R feature pixtur brouht 2 u by Dreamworks!
best lol cat ever, paws down.
Getting up…No problem. Getting down….. Gonna have to work on that!
So OSSUM MAI BUDDEHS!