I think the real estate agent lied to us…
I think the real estate agent lied to us…
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Dis plaes is nawt big enuff fur bofe uv us
Conga Rats Shoelaces, Anni!
Conga Ratz Anni. Wii can haz duk soop fur noms?
Iz gud wif teh reisling.
Iffen yu throe teh soop, I’ll duck.
Nawt frow teh soop. Ai mebbee frow teh ladlol.
I git deh Conga Ratz fur Anni adn Dennis adn Nightshayde.
Kum on ratz, u gotz dansing tu dew!!
*deh ratz kum owt in dehre bavving suitz
* wif 50z style bavving capz
Oh, guddy, deh gona dew deh Wadder Ballay!!!
Swim ratz, swim!!
*deh ratz ballay tu deh left,
*balley tu deh rite,
*pleeyay! tahn dew!
*dev low PAY!
*claps floofee paws fur teh synkronized swimmin conga ratz*
Wow — dat beez impressive! Menny talents — dey haz dem!
Fank CC fur goooglol…. I noez nuffin bowt ballay….
Fang Chew Muchly!
**Hands owt teh slices ov teh leftover Turkee and Stuffing PotPie **
Help mii! Teese from Thanksgiving!
ohhh gud! *forms into cheezburger shape* *omnomnomnom* Hmm. still hungree. *lions up conga rats* *makes them conga* *puts mowf at end of conga lion* Ohhhhh noeeesss i ated teh conga rats and nao i has a sick! *growns*
p.s. finelee got teh avutarr!
not exactly as shown!
Google Street Mapz musta been out of teh date!
Water view!
… but nawt fur lawng.
fixer upper!!!
Dang!! dat annipuss iz fast.
Ai hoep u meen dat in teh speediniss uv mai tiepin, an nawt ennee uvver wai!
“Men want it fast. Wimmin want it ALL.” – Unknown
[too lazy to googlol it, watchin' Die Hard 3]
Bruce Willis *swoooon* don’t care iffen he is old enuf to be my dad hims still the hawtness!
Ai hafta agrii wif yew there KG. Ai iz guy, and ai still fink heez hawt.
[combs widows peak a la Moonlighting style]
I cna watch de Die Hards anytime, ober and ober. Favorite movies of all time. Bruce just seems to age hotter! Only ting he wasthe hawtness in that I remember was Death Becomes her.
arrg I meant WASNT not wasthe
It wuz teh glasses. But then again, Clark Kent had teh glasses.
WTF – Wut am ai doin’?!? [changes channel tew Road Warrior]
Oh noes! Nawt Mel.
*click click click…elebenty*
It wuz teh Marley and Me moobie. I swear.
Gibs NC teh DVD uf Sand us iwo jima…Der John Wayne will maek it awl beddur.
Dat shud bee ‘Sands of Iwo Jima’
*fumblol fumblol fumblol*
[hurridly inserts DVD]
♪♫ Frum teh hawls ob Monty ZuuUUuuma…♪♫
Fanky WRr. *whew*
Oh happytayle. I found dis moovie awn tee bee.
Dis iz naw oshun frunt prawpittee n Ayreezownuh…
… N I bet we nawt b gittin da Gowldin Gayt Brij, eevur…
no – butt (!) dey gotz da Lunon Bridge
[remembers tew pull up drawers]
*scratch scratch scratch*
Oh luk, John McClane blew up sumfing.
Is a starter hoam aifinkso. Desprat tiems cawl fr desprit meshers.
mehbe dey haz downsighzd kuz dere iz nao emptea nestah?
Luks like uh gud start foar uh
OceanLakePond…well frankly…foar uh puddle.
Shirly nawt? A ‘Puddlol’?… how sad..
[czechs merkin]
Nope! Iz dry. It wuzzin meh dat made teh puddlol.
*sneeks away
*
Ai fink dat kwakers’ vision wuz blurry wen dey signed the cawntract.
At least dey hab eech udder.
Dat maded mii git a little leaky eye’d!
[Dabs septic stik at 3KM's eye's]
Dat halps mii wif the razor cuts.
[applies anti-wrinklol cream]
Doan want dem tew shrink up tew mush.
Yew git crows feet, and supertuscan will show up.
Mmmmm…..Wes Scantlin……yummy.
**wipes drool wif 100p towlol**
dey sed beetifull brik pateeo wif wadder feechure……………….
Oh teh mallardies ob shopping foar uh home.
mehbe dat reel state ajint wuz an canadian guze gettin rebenge?
Iffin dat wuz an DUK den dis IZ an PEWL!
STN!
:LOL:
Are yew trying tew make
excyoosiesjacuzzi’s foar dis misrepresentayshun?[grabs teh nearest persun frum Canadia]
Is dat uh guze under yor cote oar awr yew jes happy tew sii mii?
[sits in teh puddlol wif teh Canuck adn farts]
Mmmmmm, smells liek Molsen.
aifinks da dukkeez wud bee berri hoppi iffn ai kud maik dem an jacuzzi fur dis
laik..pawned..pewl ..…pudlol.hao cud sumwun taik vantije ob da tweet dukkee cuplol?
reel state ajint wuz obliusilly an shalloe tipe….
Daisy tew Daffy: Hii sed eet hadda resort type motif.
Daffy: Ai yam about tew resort tew violence if wii doan git uh pewl.
Real estate embelishment.
around here teh lying reel estayte agunts kan be disbarred if u has teh proof!
Dis barred? Den where wud dey go foar a drink?
Teh golf korse!!
*facepaw* Of korse, unless heez off korse.
Kom tew fink ob it. Drinkees often drive peeps off korse.
Ehhh…just let it roll off your back!!
Globlol wurming stryks agin…
Bawt has pewl! OKai…mebbe hawt tubb.
Awlrite, warmush tubb.
Nawt eben warmish. Mehbee iz huddle puddle.
tu LOLs ehgoe wuz huddul puddul!
Dat wuz uh lol-ly puddlol…er…ly.
Lolly lolly lolly git yor adverbs here
Snorgly
Lazily
Sirkyoololy
Flanders?
Heidy Hoe neighboreenoh?
No, dat’s Wilson.
Flanders is teh naybur frum The Simpsons.
Juhmymuh Puddulduk adn Mistur Puddulduk, at yur serv iss …
Oh the horror! Hoo left the tawp awf teh flannik?
[grabs uh shamwow]
peeuddlol tew smawl foar a flannik, aifinkso – oar ebben foar teh shamwow … jus a pay purr towlol wil du, aifinkso *skam purrs awfwifakwikness tu getz a pay purr towlol*
TID…MUM! Tew teh moon wit ya! BANG! ZOOM!
For sum guys it wuld be wiiii.
Shirley nawt meh tho. *oh carp!*
Peed yerseff?
Dats wut she sed.
hrhrhrhr
fresch flannikz adn shamwowz awl rownd, tehn – jusinkayz.
Komz with a free magnifying glass.
**hoapz wii nawt need magnifyin glass foar ennyfing eles**
Fanks to Griffyn, I HAS a ShamWow!
It nawt werk so grate az a towlol, tho.
*Hands rhsb a 100p towlol*
Fanks, tidmum!
Aaahhh….dis werks mutch bedderer!
U jist want teh shamwow guy tu come show U haow to maek it wurks! * snerk *
No fankyoo.
I wud rathur has a Cheezman show me.
U bizee?
I gess dat’s a “No”.
**powts**
Ai duz haz a bizee iz teh biggun. It tooked elebentee palluts tu geddit awl awf teh truck!!
Ai did maek teh lol U will liek…just haz teh eggstra strawng duckkee taypes awn Ur CHRG when U go tu luuk.
Howz teh howse comin? Wenz teh partee?
U likee teh LOL I maded wif Griffyn, Dan an me?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nikaylka45 an Ryan an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!
i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, buttery yello caeks wif brown sugar frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, neon-colurd skweeky rubber dukkies, kandee, an fuzzy dukkie stikkers!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Fankees Burfdai Fairy!!!!
*skweeeek………skweeeek………..skweeek*
*williboi runz owt inna reign tu putt dukeez inna reetnshun pawned*
oohy, fangyew foar teh dukkeez! Dairz a kreak taht runz behynd mai off iss, adn teh peenk neeyon-kullered dukkee wyl bih beriberi happee paddlolleng arowndz inn dair! Shih kan plae wif teh hyooj manatee hu livz dair awlsoetu.
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