You mean you
You mean you weren’t serious when you said you wanted him dead?
musta eated awl dat froot caek.
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hee, i awlmoast wroted dat. Conga rat ulululations!
Grats Anni, how yu feelin? Ai see teh intertoobs are holdin owt!
Thx fur teh congrats! Ai’m felin a bit beddur, thx an Ai hoep dat dis tiem dey haz fikst teh intertoobs purrmanintlee!
You reply yourself? Silly lil cat
byebye goggie
♪Bye Bye goggieeeeeee
Notsomuch gonna miss you so
Bye Bye goggieeeeeee
Glad you hads to go!
Out in da sunshine
I can llollll ‘d away
Helooo, dere birdie
Come fr dinner adn in my belly you”ll stay!
wot chew mean, dat’s not a goggie skull? Igor told me it was. “Here, take dis goggie skull” he said. “Will freak out da drooly goggie when he sees it” Igor said. “Will be funny!” he said. “What can go wrong?” he saids.
abbee sumbodee…
Dis iz not a bone fide goggie skull, yu been trikked aifinkso!
Iz bone tho!
Bona fido
and teh kitteh seemsta ha dun eet pro bono >_>
duz pro bono meen himz a U2 fan? Just askin….
dat depends! akshullee ai dont reelee no, ai jist pikked it up from Eelai Stowne
funneh series, adorablol
or meibee hez jus dun eet 4 bono, w/o beein a fan an awl, cuz he gots teh monez frum hims?
Pro bono meens “fur the gud”, as en “the gr8r gud” ub kittehkind.
BC strykes agin!
allas, pur Yorrik …
Ai node him well…
Ai fink he was bored owt ov his skull!
gett thee tu eh katteree!
To shed…or not to shed. That is the question.
A kitteh, a kitteh, my kindom furr a kitteh!
romeow, romeow, wherefurr art thow, romeow??
Deny thy foddah! And refuse thy nom!
Yu ar kall’d plain Kat
Adn bone-y Kat adn
Sumtymz Kat teh Kurst …
Kiss mih Kat,
wih wil B mary’d o’Caturday
WIN!!!
Ahh . . . Why duz I sense an impending ICHC low-budget theatre purrdukshun of Kizz-Me, Kat?
tree blindz goggies … tree blinds goggies …
see howz dey cwash, see howz det cwash!
Dey awl ranz ober da Kitteh Kat
Who bapped at der heds wif da pointee endz
Didja eber seez such a gyoofy fink az
tree blindz goggies?
deres noe kwestyun abawt dat!
ah den u r a fishmonger!
kitteh izz a fishNOMgurr
Tis neether fish nor flesh! Pah! *kitteh skritches litter over wurthliss thing in lidderboks*
At leestawais it nawt bee stinkin upz da plase!!
Nebberr jokes wif teh basemint cat!
he wuz no gud fur u anywais
Fanks oo, kitteh!
Hit Cat — not deh same az Hep Cat!
shudda buried him inna bak yard…
Sigh reminding me of my BC Pillage. Hims sicky and not eating, has meh very very worried. Vet not know whats the matter either. Just keeps throwing up, hims only 2 why he so sick.
Hugs and heeling beemz tu Pillage! {{{{Kandy_Girl}}}}{{{{Pillage}}}}
O dis be sad noos, hoap himz gettin bedderer sune
{{{{{{{Pillage adn Kandy_Girl}}}}}}}}
{{{{KG and kitteh}}}} I has wurrysad for yu – is verrah hard when kitteh has a sik an you can’t tell why. Yu are gud mom to taek him to vet rite away, an I hope Pillage will deside to get better sune.
Ohai, Kandy_Girl. We has nawt met yet. *extends floofy paw* Aym sorree to hear abowt yor kitteh. Kin be verreh serious when kitteh’z nawt eeting. I yam hoping that yor vet kin halp figger owt whut’z wrong, and that yor kitteh is bak to normal soon! *sends brite white beems of healing lite owt for teh BC kitteh Pillage* And hugs to yoo both, sweetie! {{Kandy and Pillage}}}}
{{{{BEEMZ}}}} tu yu adn Pillage frum mih adn mai BC, Audrey Violet.
Thanks ebrybody, screen all glisteny and wavering now.
{{{{Kandy_Girl an Pillage}}}} mai wel wishis r a liddle lait but stil hartfelt. Iz sew hard wen wun uv hour furry frends iz sik an wii cahn nawt kno wai. Sendin helfy beembeemsbeems.
izzin hii barffun awp fooddee stuff, oar biyl?
hims hasn’t eaten since monday so is nuffin to barf up but water and biyl. Vet said xray didnt show nuffin blockin but abydomins was “doughy” feeling so gave him steroids to see if he be inflamed wit allergies and make it go down. but him threw up again last night and stil not eating. My little calicoco Plunder keeps leapin round him and is jealous mommy paying so much attention to him but not her
bii kerful – wif Joe, won vet sed ‘noe blockaj’ bawt teh udda vet sed yes. dey openud him awp adn tuk aot 3 feet of teeny tiny string oar thread.
teh bowels luk ‘bunchy’ wen dey has sumtink lyk dis. doesn’t show sumthing there ‘blocking’. bawt teh stringee/ribbon/lawng stuff getz caught adn binds teh bowels awp.
Yeah I am kind of afraid of that. I make lots of costumes and my fabric room has thread everywhere, usually also has Pillage tearing around it ninety miles an hour while I am sewing too. So I was worried he ate some thread or his milk bottle tops or something.
wii neva culd figga aowt weer Joe gawt teh threde. mebbe unraffunlen sumtink sumweer.
sorry to hear ur kitteh has a sick!!
keep after teh vet…they do has specialists, maybe ur Pillage needs to be referred?
Alsew, has u tried babbeh fud? Maybe a littlol of that he could keep down… it’s very important that he eats something… I had an issue last year with one of mine like this, luckily it was a passing thing, related to some kind of infection, hope this will be resolved soon for you and Pillage!! {{hugs}}
{{{K_G}} Ai no haw skairy it can be wehn ur kitteh iz sik, an yu dunt no whii.
*LOL speak off*
A few years ago my kitteh Mario stopped eating, kept throwing up and was very lethargic. His bunn and creatine scores made the vet think he was in kidney failure. Eventually they figured out that he has Addison’s disease, which according to the books is a disorder of humans and dogs, but not cats. But Mario is a most uncommon cat.
So, two things. First, watch out for dehydration if Pillage is throwing up and not drinking water. The vet can show you how to give him water subcutaneosly–it’s not that hard. Second, ordinary steroids like predisone work fine on my cat and keep the Addison’s under control.
*LOLspeak on*
Gud luck to yu and Pillage–BCs r veri tuff
We had one years ago who stopped eating & might have slowed down drinking a lot. I got some unflavored Pedialyte & was able to get it into him with a medicine dropper — he perked up almost immediately (at least enough that we were able to get him to the vet, who said the Pedialyte was a great idea).
He lived happily and relatively healthily for a couple more years.
{{{{Kandy_Girl}}}} {{{{Pillage}}}}}
Similar thing happened to a 6-month old kitteh of mine years ago. It was an intestinal problem. Had to perform surgery – one piece of intestine growing into another piece and cutting off digestion. Frequently happens to dogs – rare in kittehs. He lived to 20 years!
o sry. wut’s foar deenur?
Yoo steel hongry??? Affer eeting a hole hoomenz???
awl i had waz teh bwaynes. soo……again i ax, wots for dinner?
Welllllll, in beew ub ur appateezer, ifinkso dat wii shud habs sum …
GUSHI GUSHI GOPHER GUTS
MOOTILATED MUNKEE MEET
LEETOL BURDIES BLUDDY FEETZ
FRONSCH FRIED AYE BOLLS
FLOATIN INNA BOWL UB BLUD —
DONT FURRGITS YER SPOON!
BC relly knos haow tew git a head
adn datz sum hede!
oh, an ai leeved yu a liddlol gift awn yur bed – mai lidderbocks wuz okkupyed….
Okai, cheezpeeps. whii duz mii Joe du dis:
Wenevah aim awp bai mai baffruym seenk, Joe stans bai luken awp eggspektuntlee. Ai noe wot ai mus du. Mus sitt awn rugg (wif mai bak lenun ehgenst teh kabinut) wif ju enuf ruym fur Joe tu skweez thru betwene mai bak adn teh kabinet. eeffen nawt enuf ruym, hii buttz mai arm oar liks eet furr mii tu sliyd aot moyr. Hii goes thru, klimbs awn mai lapp furr sum luffen, den goes behynd mai bak ehgen.
Ennywon elsus kittehz has stranj behayfyurs lyk dis?
Joe haz u wel trayned! Iz jus a komferting richual sort uv fing fer him aifinkso. Mai kittehs dus mennee straynge fings uv dis sort.
Duz ennywun elz here hsa kittehs with stranj behayvurs? *rolls eyz*
We got plenty o stranj behayvurs at mah haus. But nun lyke just what yoo deskribed! We kawls owr tabbeh Teh Baffroom Troll. (Is also a Stairs Troll.) He lubs hanging owt on teh sink whyl aym gittin reddy for wurks. Sits IN teh sink. Or liks teh water in teh sink or frum teh fawcett. Or “pretend-digs” in teh sink whyl aym blow-dryin mah hayr. Whut duz it meen? It meens:
TEH KITTEHS IS KRAZEE!!!!
*ahem; straytens mahself up a bit* At leest that’z whut we beleefs it meens. Sumhao yor Joe associates teh baffroom with an opprtoonatee for a luv-fest. Is prolly nawt a bad fing! Unless yoo ar in a hurree and duz nawt has tyme for teh kitteh-shenanigans. . . .
yez, ai unnerstan teh ‘dis iz mai spawt furr luffuns’, bawt WHAI teh behynd teh bakk ting?
Meggie awlsoe lyks mii eet teh sink (oar jus aot awf teh showa)…bawt she lyks mai fut tu scritch her. (ai postud teh vidyo wonse)
mai Shadow girl likes to hide under things (its pretty funny when she tries with with a big piece of paper). When I sit on the steps, she likes squeeze between the steps and my legs. sounds lyke your behind the back thing…
mai gurlie Tucker lykes tew sleep awn teh bed wif meh butt shee almos neber jus jumpz up frum teh floor, shee lykes tew taik teh rode uv mos resistinse an skwiggles up betweeen teh futboard an teh mattriss. Wich ai shud add, iz abowt 4 inshes uv spaice, but sumhaow shee git fru dere.
Mii BamBam and Pebbles likee to make lotz ub noise!! Ifinkso dat dey dismantolin da hole uppitystarez sum tymes. When I goez up ta seez whut dey doin dey bee layin inna da hall wif der ayes awl squintee. Dey luk at mee like “WHUT? Wee nawt doin nuffin!” Den I goes bak down da stares and da pouindpoundpoundin startz awl ober agin!!
Iz dem d*****d buuts!!!! Tehy put on teh come bat buuts adn stompstompstomp on the wuuden flures. Speshlee win u hassinz teh my grain. Gotta fine taht buut store adn bern it down!!
Housing krisis hits new low wen Mr. BoneyMaroney moobs into ur litterbaux
*snerk*
♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪ Ai ayn’t got noboddeee ♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪
Mii goggie Lady Jane wantz ta kno Y oh Y awl da bois wanna sitz onna, choo onna and bap herz hed! Da furst boi goggie Bandit (a Sibe whoze now pullin sleds inna WeesKonSin) oosta puts her hole hed inna heem mouf!! An he wuz awlwaiz chekkin ta see dat her eers were attachified gud (he sed was a serbise since she nawt wanna herz eers fallin off wif no warnin…)
Den – da Jazzy goggie — he sitz onna herz hed …
NOW, da BamBam kitteh he pounceez onna her hed and choo choo choos onna her lip and her toez!!
She a beeg Springee Spaniel too (60 pounds)- butt berry payshunt.
Lastee nite doh she pinned da BamBam to da bed wif her BEEG paw and washed heem awl ober and wen he squirmed she putted heem hed in HER mouf!! An helded heem titer wif bof front paws!! (she wuz da gentol)
Wuz da funneh — butt dis mornin da Bammerz was pouncpouincpouncin onna her hed agin!! Ifinkso dey is frenz!!
Verreh kyoot, E_M!!!
Yesh, sownds lyke they is frenz!
O mai, Lady Jane iz bery pashunt goggie indeedy!
Um, why iz der a skullz inna mii litter boks??
Iz a skull-inna-boks
Izzat liek bed-inna-bag?
Kittehs wub N E fing inna bagg, aifinkso!
Yu noe haow hoominz gawtz Mistur Potaydoe-Hedd?? Kittehs gawtz Mistur Hoomin-Hedd.
I had a human, but I eated him
If you annoy me, your next.
should read, you are next
Grammar fail
O noze! a spellin er gramamamamatikal error? Heer? Wateber shal wii dew??
*Fayntz*
fans BD’s Mom,
Is U hungreh ? does Uz also wans a drumstik?
kitteh has lotsa leftovahs
Call da YNGs dey bee da bestestestest furr rebibin faintee peeps …
*Hallo??? YNGs??? Wii needz yoo to rebibe BD Mama. Yepperz – fainted ded awai… Y? Hmmmm.. sumfink aboot sumwun makin a spellin er gramamamamatikal error inna der LOLspeek… Wut? Yeps I knoz dat dat iz jest da silleh – butt i nawt bee da wun da faintified … Youz onna da wai?? Otay BUY!!*
*unfaynts* WOOHOO! YNG onna wai! *faynts agin*
Sry tu heering abowt yur Grammar faylin, hoep seh getz beddur suun.
quick!! cover up teh leftovers before someone seez!
you want some, kitteh can share.
mmm… I can has teh drumstik?
Duz wii need tew haz a ‘hoomans r
frendsminions nawt noms’ event naow?fixd
hm… she has a poynt… if we eets them all, who will open teh fuds for us?
we can keeps one or two alive and eat deh rest
gud plan!!
teh one or two we keeps shud be very obeedient when they sees teh otters disappear too!
but does we have enuf BBQ soss??
here, has some, is mah human’s secret recipeh
Why ar da Otters gone? Eben da babbeh otters???
*sniff*
Mmm, BBQ a la Fryde Green Tomatoes!
Sekrits inna saws!
*snerk*
Ai lubs dat moobee!
Heer’s hopin’ Pillage is back to noms rilli soons.
Ai hassa update foar awl mai cheezfrens!! Ai haz affishully gotted tu 239 lbs. awn mai hoam scayle. Dat maeks 28 lbs. lostified since teh end uf Joolie!! Ai can bee usin’ mai size 42 jeans agin!!
w00t w00t Jeremy!!!! Tath is eggsiting noos!!
Maybee if teh cween if arownd seh can get those conga rats oar jerbils owt to dans for yoo!
Well dun Jeremy – nao yu donut need to bii noo wynter cloves!
Hear, hav sum virchual wyte wine adn shwimpy finga fuds to sillibrate – 0 kaloriz
Bery delishus….fang q, miniminsmum. Ai can onlee haz dem heer, butt(!) ai miss dem in RL. Tonite ai am doin’ veggie fajitas wif whole grain tortillas….and mebbe sum chips and salsa, since der ees no sugar in dem.
At leest mai kitteh Jewel does nawt go foar mai fuds. She haz been eetin’ her own berry well
Win Ai wuz kittehgurl, mai mawm sez luzin teh w8s is teh hardest tihng n teh werld, adn Ai fot jush kwit puittin teh fud n ur mouf, silleh. Naow, Ainoes her wuz teh rite. Hard werks, 4 shur.
Hooray for yoo, Jeremy! Woot woot!
Basement Cat doesn’t understand sarcasm. lol