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Working kitteh… Brings home teh bacon
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frize eet awp een teh pann…
Conga Rat Shoelaces!
I lubz teh calico piggies!
brudders frum anudder mudder!
six-wae!
ai mus run awf tu ehpoyntmunt – has ufn eet teh ty bootik wifawt mii!
cawz ai’m a kit-teh,
K-I-T-T-T-E-H!!
an yu fries et up fur hur pronto!
GMTA!
Bebbeh piggehs iz frenz – nawt fudz!
Iz rite! Teh biggie piggie iz teh fud!
prity cow kitteh seams puzlold bai hur lil siblinks
sib linkz soon tu b bredfuss linkz, ifinso. O.o
*drool*
Bebbeh piggehs iz to kyoot to eat!
Beeg piggehs are kyoot too, butt (!) tasty. Hmmm, ai can has a dilemma heer! Lurves, piggehs, lurves porkchops!
*whispurrs* ai luffs lam…
Yesh, tehy iz tu cyoot tu eet!
Iffen ai hadda killz mai oun fud ai’d bi aye vegetiblolarian.
and hams and porks and sausages…
A kitteh’s werk iz nebber dun
i can has eggs too?
ooopsie, just merembered, i had a chikken, but i eated it.
yu shud kno nawt tu
nomkount awl yur egs………..uh chikens……….uh putt dem inna baskit?wared awl deez fethurs kum frum?
*burp*
Silli! Yu puts teh piggeh in teh baskit, so dat teh chikkin can carry it akros teh rowd.
No no no, yu puts teh piggehs in teh blankets! nomnomnom…
u wantz teh griin ecks an hamm?
ai du nawt wantz tehm, Sammaiyam
Bebbe piggies adn a floofy-tayle kitteh! SQUEEEEEEEEESPLORT~!
I has teh not second aid – kan I help?
onoes!!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics pigglits uv onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, mezzomawm. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
*weakly* oh, fangs, ai fele a littlol beterer nao. Ai juss can’t resiss teh piggehs! sipnomsipnom mmmm, thass bedder!
Pinkee piggy piggies!!!
Hahaha!!! that’s funny because it’s true
moo kitteh, adn moo piggehs … butt (!!) wair o wair haz teh moo cow gonn?! (o wair, o wair kan himz beeeeee?)
Wif herz milkz awl full and a ringz inna her noze.
Oh wear, oh wear can she beez?
in nonnur uv teh nawt-sekkund(s) adn teh moo kitteh adn moo piggehs, pleez tu ennchoi sum blak-n-wyte frawstud kookeez foar hnoms, adn sum chawklit milolk … adn chawklit martoonies foar doaz hoo purrfurr anna dult bevur … beev … drinkee.
hao chu maek teh chokko martoonis?
Vanillol Vodka
Creme de Cacao
Godiva Choklit Liqueur
Mmmmm.
that sounds GUD!
WANT
fink my boss wud notice?
My boss wood want a share…
adn noe fur gets teh liddlol brolloly wif teh blak adn wyte moocow spotz tu stik inz teh martoonie glas!
U kud eben use melted choklit & wite choklit to decorate teh glass befoar putting teh drinkee into it.
*drools*
Simplol ressipee is wun part vodka an 6 parts chokklitt likwer
A nudder wayz: vanilli vodka, choc liquer, and shake wif cream. yummmmmm
Fang-chew fur teh noms, btw.
sssquuuueeeee!!! lookit teh kittehs long whiskers and fuzzy eers!
yase, evrreebudy luvs teh whiskers! *modest grin*
Dey luke lyke dey cud be1/2 siblings…same daddeh.
Bacon bacon bacon bacon baconnnnnn!!!
“I can’t believe it’s not bacon!” TM
Have yoo seen dis?
h ttp://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
oh that is just…… RONG
But… but… iz BAKUN! Adn SOSSIJ!
kin yu madgine……….
an slize onna towstid engrish muffn…………
awn top uv an eg………..
an an pees ov cheddur oar swish cheez……….
*drool*
pee ess – wif an cide ob hashe brownz!
eep!
*imagines teh sound of arterees clogging*
yikes!
*seez mental imij of buttons popping off of pantses and hears the screem ov zippers dying horriblol deaths.*
oh, teh hyooj manatee!!
Velkrow. Velkrow nd elasticky wayste bands are teh fwends of tohse hoo lubs teh baykin. Nd teh sossij. Nd teh melty cheez…
Naow wai duz ai hazza hongree?
Zippers haz torchurin peeps 4 yeers. Seems fare 2 me taht tehy shud die horiblol deffs. Adn teh pantses buttons, 2.
ai tink ai gaynd fibe pouns jus reedin da ressipee
Doan’t fink Ai shud reed it den – mai stummik iz still a bit dellycut!
Smart moob, Anni! Hoep ur tummy is awl bedder sune.
williboi oardured elebenty fur obernite deliberee
himz yoosed da kumpnee kredit kard – dey wil nebbur notiz
I’m simultaneously nauseated, horrified … and quite intrigued. I love the bacon weave! Not quite so much into the 2 lbs of bulk sausage.
I’m also quite annoyed by the fact that the writer clearly doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re,” but that’s another issue entirely.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hi_bias, surfer_girl16, zelkina, an Unknown11!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! yestirday so many peeps spoke up to say it wuz tehms burfday too i culd barely keep up!! wuz lots ob fun, an iFINKso i gotted evreewun onto teh Uffishul butt Far Frum Compleet Burfday List. For todays burfdays i haz bringd tasty hommaed fudjy caeks, fluffy wite caeks wif fluffy lemmin frotsing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht glo in teh dark, boblol-hed bebbeh piggeh dolls, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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fankees tu da harde wurkin burfdai fairy…………
wurkin harde liek dis prity lil kitteh!!!!!!!
*nom, nom, nom*
Um . . . and nao whut shall we do with them?
Ask them to stay for deener . . .
Buy them fuzzeh piggeh beds
Carry them arownd and SQUEEE over them and kawl them Jeorj!
D . . .
Doan gettum wet, n nebber
)
Ebber feedum aftr midnyt…
.
(O waytaminit — datz roolz 4 Gremlins…
Feedum naice piggeh fudz
Gib tehm tois to plai wif
Hyd tehm wen teh butcha comes rownd
Inbite tehm to wotch sum TV
J…..
Doan stair et dem an fink ob porkchops
Et dems..NO! BAD WILLIBOI!!!F…
Fevverbed, bye dems wun
Gib dem noms adn pets adn snorgles
Habs dem in teh bebe karrij
I…
I tries agin (stoopy WP)
Joek wiff da piggehs bout tows
Kount dem towesis
Lubs dem an cawls dem wilbur an jorge
M…
Mayks dem laffs bye tickloling deir tummies
Never EVER putt dems in de uven
Onle fede dem teh bestest piggeh fud
P…
Put dem on a spit an roastem
Q…
Qwit dat….BAD PJ!!!!
Role dem inna sawft cheezpeep blankee
Singz dem luleebyes et bedtiem
T…
Doan stair et dem an fink ob porkchops
Et dems..NO! BAD WILLIBOI!!!Feed dem lawts ob noms
G..
stoopy wurd prezzul
Dis widdul piggeh got eeted,
Dis widdul piggeh got nommed,
Dis widdul piggeh bekaym baykun,
Dis widdul piggeh bekaym ham,
N dis widdul piggeh wint, “SQWEEE!! Awl da rest is gawn!”
##### <— pork loins
**flies in, lands, slow sad headshake** Ai noze we donut narmlee tawk bowt newz, butt (!) are yu peepz watshing teh child in teh helium ball (not lol) loon? Iz skeery!
ai saw’d taht storee – izz SKARREE!! ai hoap taht wenn tehy fyndify teh widdlol boie, himz is awl oakayz … himz wuz nawt in teh bloon fingy wenn itz landifyed. Weelee skarree!!
ooof! taht is scaree.
*seends beems to family*
Ai hazza sneekin suspishun dat eever sumfin happened to teh littlol boy beforehand (and he wuz neber in teh balloon), or dat teh famblee wuz jus luukin fur attenshun (and he wuz neber in teh balloon).
Ai hoap he iz ok & dat he wuz neber in teh balloon. *haz a concern*
Teh boy haz bin finded, awl saef & sownd. Him wuz hidin in teh attic teh whole time — wuz neber in teh balloon.
Ai iz bery glad him iz saef. *wieps brow*
kitteh sez ‘its ok – tey iz wiv me…”
mmmmmmh, chokklit chip baykin… *drools*
oooh, I noe anudder wun!
kick it liek baykun.
izz taht enneyfing lyk …
Benndz itz lyk Baked-ham??
*badum chhh!* =D
ofangyu, fangyuberimeowtch … wih wyll bih apearificateng froo Caturday …
*passis teh hatz froo teh krowd adn runzwifakwiknes froo teh bakdore*
joek-fail v_v ob cors I ment tew sae, “bend it…” *fayspaw himself*
Ai can haz wite bred, maynaize, and maters wif… I mean for my frienez….
Ohai! walkum bakk!
OHai Bakk Anni! ((WAVES)) Kant stay long. Gotz to goes to werk. Going to New Jerseeee tonight.
Den I hedded to Bridge Day in Fayetteville WV on Caturday. I haz a dayt!
YAY!!!
but she a goggie person. Hmmmm…
BOOO!!!
I tries to nawt lob her offen da bridge for it.
At lest she’z an animlol lubber…
Ohai eberypeeps! Ai is hoem form mai holLOLy daze, in teh He Brides – an Ai brort yu a haggis, sum blackpuddin, shortcake anna hole Pete-smoked sammun, butt(!) Ai eeted it!
Ai haz nebber tryed haggis or blak pudding but ai haz a brave- mebbe try a liddle tayste?
If U nawt liek it Ai will taek Ur piece. U can haz mai ham n cheez sammich insted.
iz snoen heer. oktobah 15, leefz awl ovah, adn itz snoen.
Itz sunnee here in Kaleefornya. Wuz raynee but now sunnee. Doan geddit how dere be sno alredee! De Wedder Channel iz makin it up.
…Okay mebbe not but still!
Is a konspirasee, aifinkso.
Yoos brings haome da baykon, eggcept dis baykon iz KYOOT! Kyoot baykon iz da best beecoz iz berry sweet! *huggle*
Teh baykun be a liddlol raw, I finkso.
Aifinkso iz kittehs cow irkurs…U noze teh piggies frum teh Sales dept. dat iz awlwais hidding awn hurz.
Stalkur piggehs?
Yesh, kitteh- ai think bacon nawt ripe yet.
goo nitez awl yu lubblolee peeplol – izz tym foar mih tu kloaz teh off fiss adn skeedaddlol on hoam. Ennchoi yur ebbeningz, adn SCHMOOOO ….!!
Bye, Italiana!
Hazza gud ebenin!
Dis lol maded me finkso of a song. Clickee
yup…usun tu!
Ai fowned dems big bruddur…him wuz hangin wif teh rong krowd!!
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Add teh h t t p : tu teh abuv
Speekin of piggehs, my co-werker’s boifren haz teh piggeh floo!
Him wuz dyagnosed wiffit yesturday.
**puts awn hazmat soot an grabz Lysol wipees**
Oh, tell her tu stay awai!!!
Wii haz dat at mai wurk tu…Dem putted up handee sanitizur masheens awl ober teh campus. Nawt eezee tu aboid it whan U wurks at teh skool.
ai guess: who known mi yap yap … … .. .. .. .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6267381/Micro-pigs-with-a-hefty-price-tag.html