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whassup, George? bomb squad guy just said “OOOPS!”
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whassup, George? bomb squad guy just said “OOOPS!”
Picture by: stretchnuts Caption by: Felicity-the-cat via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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fetchay la vashe!
Congrats, jk2k!
Conga Ratz Jk2k adn sweetpea!!
Conga ratz will dans tu sillybrate.
Iz close enuf tu hollolween…
U can haz teh hawt witches broo foar drinks.
Adn teh zombee caek for noms!!
run like cweaaaaaaazy!
Wait for miiii!
run fred!!!
RUN FOREST RUN
Geddowt kwikk!
An Ai fink it’s gonna bee a lawng lawng tiem
Till touch down brings meh round agin to find
I’m not teh cat dey fink Ai am at hoem
Oh no no no i’m a rocket cat
Rocket cat burning owt his fuze up here aloan
♪
Cheezes Twice! Geddin teh car wiffakwikness!!!
Dats whare teh bawm skwad guy is wurking!!!
Um …. den geddinanuvver car wiffakwikness!!!!!
Rownd up awl teh kittehs and get teh flock owt ob heer!
Dats wut Bo Peep sed wen shii herd about the bawm.
George in training for the Cattucky Derby?
Awl taht’s left ob him is tohse shoos, bai teh bench….
Eeww!
runn ewae wifehkwiknuss….
yur duin eet rite!
ai luffs dis pikshur! fud timun!
Run, Forrest, Run!
peaz inna flaniK!
*snerk*
Meep, Meep!
*ZOOM*
Couldn’t have said it better myself!
wut maiks jorge run wif an kwikniss?
A bitt two mush fibur
Bus iz fibe minuets urli
Calikoe inn heet
D….
De hoomin sed V-E-T
Elolfants wants a werd wib him
Fuds!
Gushifuds!
Hoomins who r noisy
Innocent-looking goggies
Jars dat crash lowdly
K…
Krispy Kreme iz givvin owt free donuts
Lion (itza)!!!
Momma sed “baff”
N…
Noms inna brake ruum
OMCC itz teh lyun!!
Pigz is flyun!!
Q..
Quest fur meeses
Reelee skeeree “sumthing”
Snak attak
T. . .
Ultymate frizbee teem needz him
V – E – T (’nuff said)
Wet water wif teh bafftime
X…
TTI izza lawng wai frum heer
Upfi opunned teh can uf sammuns
Verree iccky spydur
W…
Whoooooosh!!!!
Xtra terrestriellz coming!!!
YIPES!!!!
Zombeez, tuuu!!!
Kids dat wan tu pik hims upp
Lukkin tu loose sum wait
Mom opined can ob gushifuds (tree bloks awai)
N…
Nerdz awn teh loose!!!
Otters, baybee, being held up!
Prizon, eggsayping wif a kwikness
Q. . .
Sumbuddy wuz gunna hug himz an skweez himz an pet himz an pat himz an dat wuz awl it tooked, ahfinkso.
an he DINT want to be cawled Jorje!!!
Kitteh nawt runnin.
Himz flyin low.
hover cat set on ‘turbo’
Kitteh bii haulin arse!
“Come on Dover … Move your Bloomin’ Arse!!”
Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now.
My kittehs run back in to use box. Outside for to be chasing grass, leaves and flutterbys, but must runs back in to poop. (kittehs only bees outside for 2-3 hours a day adn onleese when the Mommie home. Weze in teh country. No nights neether. just saying-I trys 2be good mom)
mien du dat two……….beri annoyin..nawt tew menshun smelli
ai haz to kittehs dat onlee goe owt wen aiz hoam
an anudder grewp ob tree kittehs dat goe owt wile aiz et wurk
segreegaitud kittehs – tu prebent tripps tu v-e-t
an dem AWL iz incide et nite – inn difrunt buldins doe
On a completely unrelated note:
The boy who was thought to have floated away in the balloon has been found safe. He was never in the balloon — he had been hiding in a box in the attic the whole time.
Yay dat him nawt hurted…Aifinkso his mawm and dad shud maek him haz teh timeowt.
… fur teh next 23 yeerz.
dats gud…………..souns liek him n hiz bruddur thot dey wud plai an prakticul joek an et terned owt tu be an biggur wun dan dey hadz pland
“I’m so glad you’re safe. Now I will have to beat the living tar out of you for scaring everyone and for embarrassing us like that.”
da fambliy souns moar dan a liddle krazy – hoeps sumwun teeches dem kids hao rong dis wuz…………
Aftur reeding teh famlee histree, Ai nawt bee surprized if teh parunts wuz teh wuns dat finked dis up.
hmm, culd be, but az a mom ob boiz i can tell yoo taht tehy dont need teh parints to be finking up stuff liek dis, they capablol ob taht all by tehrselfs.
*nod nod*
Tho awl ai hav ar neffeeyooz!
Az a growed up boi, ai agree wii nawt need enny halps. But ai wanna nose whai teh kidlets wuz nawt in skool in teh nawt sekkund plais?
akshully, ifinkso teh artiklol sed today wuz being a teechers planning day or sumfing so teh kids didnt habbing classes today. tho i spoze tehy culd being homeskoold in order to getting a proper sine tifikal edjoocayshun.
see kids, dis iz why iz gud to be in skool, keeps yoo owt ob trubble.
test again
42?
Mt McKinley?
42 Mt McKinleys?
LOL!!! DING DING DING!!!!
An we hav TOO winnerz!!
Ai wuz mysteriouslee logged aut – an it wudn’t let me log in!! Kept saying it wuz teh rong passwerd.
An wehn ai went to mai profyle, it sed ai cudn’t leave a messij wiffaut being frenz wif maiself!
{{{{Janet}}}} Mein did dat tudai tu. But…. maibe iz a gud fing tu be frenz wif owrslef?
Yur rite!! LOL!! Ai shudda traied to see if ai cud be mai frend!!
Butt – waht if ai cudn’t answer??? Mai felines wudda bin hurt!
I yam mine own best fren! :smilol:
An to mineownself ai will be troo!!
Adn Janet, u iz mine BFF, i finso
Ai YAM????
An we can haz much ufny??
Baerre much funz. Heer, haz a sweet potato!!
Hmmmmmm
wif sum braun shugar an a littlol bit ov budder???
An heer – thiz nice sweetpea plant. In a byootiful paynted Italian pot!
sweetpea iz potted????
Shee wuz at grateflol ded consurt?! And hurz nawt inbite meh?
LOL!!!
Ai wuz so sad in ohai skool wunz wehn ai reolized tath NO WUN wuz tawking bout me!!
Sweetpea — wud u razzer b left outside tu wilting in deh freezee wevverz?? oar potted adn brot in deh howse??
you has a point, there, Cween 0 da Road.
*settles in comfurtably*
*setz potted sweetpea on deh modderhome dash.
*mixes sum ‘fertilizer’ in deh wadder bucket
*wadderz deh sweetpea.
Well! lukkit that! Ai ar a peas maker!! Hao sweet!
“Teh Sweetpea an teh Cween” oar
“Happi-Taylez frum a Modderhoam”
*sigh* Sounds laik a fairytayle!
Uh oh! cweenmj? Waht did you put in taht wadder???
Ai DOO hoep it wuz sumthing taystee an nootrishus!!!!!
*stern luk*
it b mai ole pal, Herb E. Side. Him b gud fur deh growing fingz.
Yoo haz betrayed hur tinee trust!!!!
I sweet potato mine uzzer frenz. :snerk:
SNERT!!!!!
Ai did NAWT see that coming!!
Butt……..butt………..ai hazznt studeed!
*saab*
aim gunna flonk dis stoopy tezt
Just say 42, oar Mt McKinley – oar, “B” iz usuallee rite!
An dont furgit to taek yur towel!!
Liek we did lass Summur?
Ohai annipuss!!! Yur bak!
An ai LURVE yur hat!! May ai cawl it Jorj???
Az lawng az u doan’t skweez it owt uv shaep!
Ai wuz ownlee gon fur wun dai dis tiem – it wuz teh fird tiem sins Mai dat Ai haz losst mai fone lien an intertubez.
We hurd that there wuz sparkz flying awl ober Lundun!!
An purrrrhapz “werdz” being spoaken!!
Teh ownlee tiem Ai sed a nawty werd wuz wen teh automated sistum sed dat Ai cud riport fawlts on-lien!
Muss get 2 bed naow it’s awlreddee friedeg heer!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
nitey anni
Nite, annipuss!! Ai thort yoo were up reelee layte!
Margaret Mead?
He needs to go to the bathroom???
LAWL
mep mep
Meep Meep!
oh noes!!!
if u not run u might go boom!
“Rog?”
“Yeah?”
“Grab the cat.”
(At least I think that’s how it went in Lethal Weapon 4…)
after a bit of reserch, it’s #3. Ooops.
Sometimes I just LOL at these things. Can’t help it.
Time to de-ass the area with a quickness!
HOLY CRAP!!! That “bomb squad” caption is one of THE funniest I have seen in a LONG TIME!!! that just TOTALLY made my day!!!
BIG boys, arencha buddies? N no ascairt at all, no. Gon to tell teh others
best one ever
OMG like run