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wud eye lie??
you sneeked in befor meee!!!
*drags the dustbunnehs back out*
*this tiem they do a resoundingly supurb rendition of a Riverdance numbah – tap, tap, tap – tippety tap*
Shampers an cheeze balls for all!
Enjoy!
Wel, ai nawt be frum Oz, nawt frum O SLO …. * runsreelifarst *
O.o * retches up nd crosses owt nawt-sekkund “nawt” ..
*throws Goboom an rang at PB’s anklols – trips him up so he lands face furst inna whippee creem caek*
*catchis the GoBoom an rang neetlee and hides behind a tree*
*snikr*
*hops up to Nennepus frum behind*
GOTCHA!
*chases Nenne across teh grass*
*hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop …*
Weeeee!
*gets all dizzi frum the hopping*
*flops down – lands onda sniker PB just frew as a peece of ring*
*skwashes it very very very flat
*hop hop hop hop hop hops around Nennepus*
Nenne? Why u fall? U dizzy? I no s’posed to do dis?
*hop hop hop hop hop hops around Nennepus*
No? Well, then…
*starts digging under Nenne to git to teh sniker*
I jest hoap u nawt tiklolish?
*dig dig dig dig dig*
*shove out teh soil*
*digdigdigdigdigdigdigdig…*
* PB sneekz up behynd hcr adn starrtz shuvvlen sand ober *
*
* Nennez footsies. Hee, hee !! Wen yu waik up, yew bi wil
* be berried up tu yor nek. Juss liek teh beech in summa
*gets up wiffakwikness an shakes sand all round*
*PB’s floofeh hed stick up from the sand*
*grabs a noo snikr and nomnomnomsitwiffakwikness*
*digdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdig*
*pantpantpant*
PB, ifn u shovls teh sand, Iz nebbur getting to teh snikr! Besides, Nenne mite git sand in her shews!
*givs up awn teh snikr*
*hops awn Nenne’s tummy and curls up*
dis b comfy! I can has warm!
Heeey, PB! No u b throwing teh sand awn me!
*follows the digging intently…*
*whispurrs:* the chineese for ohai is Nee How – I fink u’ll need it soon!!!
* Whisspurs: Shh !! Yool waik yorselb up *
*falls off Nennepus as her gets up*
Hee, Nenne, no u b getting up! Nao I no has a pillow… *pout*
Troo storee: Ai axed a gurl frum Hong Kong (in Norway)
)
Hao du yu sai “hallo” in Chyneze? Shi sed: Nee How>/b>.
I aksed hur, Hao du yoo sai “GoodBye”? Shi sed: “Bye Bye” ! (Wot tehy sai in Honkers …
* On taht noet, itz gud niet frum him … *
u leaving? Gud nite!
nite nite!
sleep tite!
Ime skratchen teh sand frum mi ize orlreddi .. *Bai fur nao*
u shudnt have shoveled it around! else it wudnt have gotten in ur iis!
Yu wont Snicker ?? Isle gib yu Snicker !!!
* Opins a Snicker Box nd thros wun az peece off ring *
* Likx creem off pawz *
Yu gotta get up urli in teh maunin, yu no !!
Tahtz a gud ribberdans, tho ai du fink tehy cud liff tehir hans sum moar!
Yu “wooden” box mi up, wud yu ??
conga rats to PoussinBoi, Nennepus, annipuss, parrothead, skwirrlgrrl and Upfi awn teh SIX-way-tye!!! Wow, i has an impressed!
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*jump 3ft – spin – land*
*jump – spin – land*
*step – skip – step to teh left*
*step – skip – step to teh right*
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*jump 3ft – spin – land*
*curtsey*
*offurs sum honeycake and fresh herbal tea*
pleaze to halp urselfs!
Ohai HCR nd fanks. Furrsdai free-ay-em iz orlwaiz bizzy. Ai haz an imprest wiv teh leepz nd bownds of awl teh bunnehz todai/nite !!
**klappity klappityi fur fabyremus dans** Ohai honeycakerabbit! Fankz fur teh yummee noms!
an nowun takes my bocks!!!!
well.. unless its toona… or kibblols… or gushifuds…
and ‘my bocks’ is enny bocks around! ennywhere!
bocks course!!!
no matter wut bocks:
Aged oak boks
Brown bocks
Chocolate bocks
D…
Durty bocks frum garden den
Empty (or nawt?) bocks of Mr Schrödinger
Filled wif wool bockses -nawt filled foar much longer, tho…
G…
Garrarj bokx – fild wif scruez nd rustee toolz
Hat bokx – awl wuns wiv feffurz
Inglisch Tea Chest
J..
Jerman Beer Crate
Kold wether clothes box -berry snorgly
Lubbly culered chillens’ toys box
M…
Munnies bocks (
Nesting box for floofeh chicks
Open box
P…
Post Bockx
Qwite a nise siez bockx
Rabbet Bocks
S..
Shu bokx
Teenee tinee bokx (ai kens soe fitt!)
Upsyed down bokx (jus lett mii fiks)
Valuntyen kandee bokx (wuz emptee wen ai gotz heer!)
W…
Wyd boks foar teh wyd fings
Xtra long boks fil’d wif xtra lawngstemmt rozez
Yella boks full of yella rubbur dukkees
Zackly teh ryt shayp boks foar tihs ting ryt heer
W00t! Dat b a egg salad list uv boxiz!!!!
Soe Ai throo dem owt
Stoopie applols!
there was a bad wun
spoyld teh hole bunjh!
ifinkso it was teh KITTEH that was spoilt!
*heddesk*!
Awl ur bokses belong to me!
GMTA!
Appol a day don’t wurk for vetz . . . maybe whole boxes of appols given to vetz!
Deep endz hao hard yu frow it.
Yor froots . . . they has offended meh!
they were in my box.
now they’re not.
any questions?
*sturn kitteh is sturn*
you gotta have a sturnness to edumacate the hyoomins sumtimes. they can be soooooo slow.
Yup. sum daze dehy kant eben unboldify. ::snerk:;
ai resemblifies that remark. stn.
*Annownser vois*
PdB: Hii boldlee goez wair no Prof haz goned b4.
LOL!!!! Meneee meneee burgers to AWL!!
pleese to bring me pyneapplos soz i can haz gud scratch…. hmmm a bed of pyneapplos soz i can roll round and haz a gud scratchee? Dats a gud ideya…
hu new kittehs grue awn treez?
Otay, hoomin (dat meenz mai staff, ov koars), goe du whut gud liddlol hoomin izz spozed tu du wif applols – mayk applol saws! … adn rememememempurrate taht ai lyk myn mayd wif teh applol cydur adn sinnyminny. ai shalz ree mayn heer adn awaayt teh frootz ov yur lay purrz.
Hewminz shoodz knoez dat
Kitteh’z Bawkz amz 4 Kitteh
Oanleee! Peeree~udd!!!
Kitteh’z Bawkz habz been
Kitteh’z bawkz sinss Kitteh wuz
bawll ubz waytless Floof!
“Dayr canz beez oanlee
wun!” Strypee Kitteh feenkz wyle
watcheengz hurz Hewminz!
Jack.
*clappity clappity clap*
fanku!
*wayves at Jak*
ohai, ai see u gotted mai msg onna preeveeus lol! glad u lyked teh songz!
This is very out of topic – but if you haven’t splorted enuff lately – this is the foto that will do the trick… You have been warned!!!
*pullz CHRG on egg straw tite.*
*goez tu luk*
SKWEEEEEEEE!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!
I finso dehre b a ninter loper in dere!!!!!
AWWWWwww! A wee peenk PIGGIE!!! Skweeee!!!!!
Gud job yu gave teh warning, such a kyootee pitcher, cut hab bean berri messee wiv teh splolting
omaiguddernes … taht izz teh kyootest widdlol pigglol, adn teh beriberi kyootiful poopeeses … awl teh snorgly-ness … maiks mih tu goe …
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Five puppehs adn a piglit walk n2 a bar……classroom…….restaurant…….drat! Aiknow deres a joak n tehre sumware.
hmmm… wunder if dere is a goggie under all dose appols…
smudgie . . . ennywun ever tell yoo that yoo has . . . um . . . a bit of a dark side?
it be a dog eat dog wurld … and no dog’s gonna eat smudgie…..
“How do yoo lyke THEM appils,” sez teh kitteh to teh goggie underneeth that pyle. . .
I finso dat b wut deh smudge iz.
Yoo is rite, mah cween! Dat smudge-meister, don’t mess with heem!
*tries to think up sum wurds to mayk a gnu song sorta lyke Bad Bad Leroy Brown, feechuring teh smudge; fayls*
“g-r-e-m-l-i-nnnnnn ……. I i-z y-u-r f-a-r-d-e-r….”
*luks owt window* Ackshuly, it has turnd to teh WHITE side! Owr morning kold rain has just turned to SNOW here in central Penny Silvanya!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ohai Kittehs! Wuz nawt mai hed teh drainfing iz fien butt(!) ai nao has tew see a gas-gastro-gastroi-TUMMEH specialist. Hoapfully DrTinyTummehSpecialist kin halp meh.
I hope so, too! I keep my feelers crossed for u, Taya!
Ohai Taya! Ai’m glad tehy didn’t has to operatify on teh hed fing. Tummeh stuffs maybi eezier tu fix, aifinkso. Maybe just some pillz or different fuuds. *Sends getwell beams again*
here here, has one on deh hause…..