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Skweeky cleen nao!
Congaz tu yu Miniminsmum !! Teh nawt-sekkund ob teh farssed !!
Ohai PB, fanks! Yu adn rodney woz preddy kwik too!
Ai got a tray ob hawt n cawl drincs foar awl !!
R tehre enni cup-caiks leffed, plzthx ?? * hee, hee *
BTW, I sea Annipuss haz a battlol wiv teh foen cumpanee agenn.
Yes – Annipuss’s foen and interwebs is not working again. They has said it should be mended by 5 pm (TTI time) today.
.. adn if tehy doan kepe tehre prawmissis, tehre be fyrewurks ober Lundun tihs ebening !!
Anni explosing?? Seh muss be preddy fed up wiv teh telefone peepz! Tell her weir finking ov her adn comiz… cumis… feelin sawree too!
yes, she is kinda pussed off about it.
thanks for the good wishes, i will pass them on.
Otterwize, tehy can ad anubba dait n lokaishen tu teh
Guy Forks crakka nites
Thx Puddy Tat !!
Iz nawt nice to keep Annipuss away frum hur faborite playground!
where could dat be?
Ai fort shi haz a walk ebbridai ….
Mussed bi berri kloas tu hoam, ifinkso !!
Yep, thx fur awl teh gud wishis! an thx P_t fur eggsplaynin fur me!
Hear yu go PB, wun gient cuppeecaek (soze tehye be enuff furr ebberybuddee) coming up!
*tayks hawt chokklit from PB’s trai*
iz berry cawld wind bloin here todai!
Tahts a berri big cuppeecaek. * Cuts enuf foar awl, ‘cloodin lurkaz !
*wanders by – leeving a tray of tee and Lemon and passion fruit shortbread biscuits *
Oh fanks, dese luk nomalishus – mite try makin dose sumtaim!
*saves ressipee in folda ov resipees to try owt wun dai*
They do, donut they!!
*saves ressipee in same folder*
sorry – *moves to own try-out recipee foldur*
missed a spot
Didj u meen teh furbest frawm larssd ??
works both ways
Ai noez. Awltho yu wuz teh unlukki wun, yu gott a dubble scoor !!
wairz Smudgee. i cleenz itt!!!
Oar, ai maykes itt
Kitteez inbented mycrofiberz kleeningz lawng befoor hyuumenz !!
* WP iz eetini mai kawmints !! *
Outdoors… it haz a flavor
Izzit * paws a sekkund * “Chikkin” !!
it tastzes laik…. victory
(sorry wrong spot the first time)
O noes, juss cheked teh chikkins luks lyk wun is sikk. Her juss sittin dere, wiv teh tayle down, nawt runnin up furr treets. Ai noe iz onlee chikken butt ai nawt lyk teh animolols being sikk or sad
It mai hab been pecked bai teh othaz. Mai dad n ai wud isolait tehm foar a dai or twu. It cud orlso bi broody. Saim treetmint !!
* Hoap tihs nawt tellin u wot u orlreddi noes .. *
Hmmm, her’z yooshully boss hen, but will luk if she haz ennee woondz. Cud be broodee, butt nawt been layin furr a fyoo daiz adn nawt hydin in egglayingbox growlin lyk uvvers wen tehy go broodee.
* Haz a hoapful foar mmm’s chicken checkin *
datsa wot ‘appens wen ya cook-a da bacon inna cold ruum.
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da winders……..dey haz flavor
Ai woodnut lik tihs wun, eh Dan ?? * Ai nebber tryd it maiselb *
mmmmmmm…bacon…
Wi cannut let baicen go tu waist, cann wi ??
it tastzes laik…. victory
Izza daija vuu !! * Tehy du sai taists nd smelz halp inboak ald memreez *
daija vuu… all over again
.. oar itz urly old-timaz dizees …

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* Awl teh old joeks wil bi nyu agenn !!
The Schnozzeberries taste like Schnozzeberries!!!!
ai offen sez mai kittehbois cud at leest help mii owt round teh hawse – ai nawt teh onlee messee wun! tehy cud at leest dew tihs tew kleen up teh nozie prince on teh pattyo door, but nooooooooo..
>yoink<
ai takes a cuppeecaik an runsawaiwifakwikness
Yep, teh kittehs cud:
Ayre teh bedz
Bring owt teh rubbish
Cleen teh kitteh-dishiz wif tungs
Dust teh furrnicha wiv floofeh tayls
E…
Emti teh woshin mesheen
Fil tehir oan wadda bolez frum teh tap
Gardin weedin (nawt “weed” in gardin)
Halp fynd fingz missen unda teh fridj
I..
allthough “weed” in the garden does get rid of weed in the garden…
Yu kepe “weed” in teh gardin ?? Nao teh hippeez n fuzz bi kummin ..
*snikr*
ther bee lotsa weeds in my gardin
8)
.. tehn Buster iz nawt halpen teh wai hi shood !!
Elegantlee trip up bisitors
Floof – decorayt wif
Giant spyders – nomnomnom them outof the house
H…
Halp minimyze gushi fuds
In teh litterbox, put gnu litter
Jump on teh furnitchure to remove dust
K…
Halp fynd moar missen fings unda teh cowtch
Inspekt kiddlets ruumz
Joyn in teh caturdai lorndrey
Keep teh hawkbawlz owtsied
L..
Luk after teh brudders adn sistas wen momcat doin teh shoppin
Mowsies, keepin tehm owt teh howse
Nomming teh leftobbers so tehre’s no waist
Openin doars to let freshayr in
P….
puttin de leftobbers in frij
quittin hakkin up de hayrballs everywhare!
return toys to bocks
s…
Lawndree, doing anodder lowd of
Making a nise cake
Nawt nommin cake befoar momma gits hoam
O..
Kleening kitteh is replaysing nosee marks with toona breff…
an using the famous shampaw…
snerk !
i hopes kitteh iz getting minimum wages at leest…
Kitteh can onri hab fud n bord wile stil at hoam !!
.. unless himz “mum” spoilz him .. * runsawaytootsweet *
Miniminimum wagiz, butt:
Awl teh toona he wantz
Bored adn lojjing
Caturday off
Dubble hollyday lowance
E…
Easy aksess to treets
Free thyme for napping at own discreshun
Gushifuds – onlee the best!!
H…
Heepz ob patz
Injoi roamin teh naiborhuud
Kil tyme hao tehy wont
L..
L..
Just want to say- smudgie ai luv ur blog!
Me too!
Me free, adn dere’s a noo storree from smudgie!!!
Yay furr the Kitteh Paradigm
you lubs me … you really lubs me….
I can hier teh kitteh? Mai windas am rly dirdy but mai kitteh woandu.
A reflekshun, ai seez eet!
Jellikill Kitteh
oarz Beeg Cow Kitteh surpryzzd
Windo habz flayvurr!
Jellikill Kitteh
diskubburrz dat himz nawtz need
‘Sham~Wow!’. Himz habz pawz!
Jellikill Kitteh
deesydez 2 letz Prittee Wun
cleenz yummee Windo!
Jack.
neis es awlwais!!!
mai Meg lyks tu lik teh ole teevee wen eet tuyrnz awn….ai tink her lykz teh littul zap zap zap! eet giffs hers tonk.
(yup, her iz stranj kitteh. her LYKS teh hawt stawf supposd tu bii ‘noe noe, don et dis, kitteh!’)
he’s just drinking the water off the window and marking it with his scent when he paws at it.
That cat looks dehydrated
Definitely.
Tirtsy kitteh wants owt nao!
This is my co-worker John trying to clean his house! He even wears a man purse!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
lol muh kat doez teh same fing in teh winter. =^.^=
your cat is thirsty, give it some water
wud a sillie kitteh. Won’t kitteh git stumick ache frum awl dat window-licking?
poa kitteh needs teh wata… mebe him mummie gib him wata affer cleanses.
KIDNEY FAILURE!!!! NOT CUTE!!!! EXCESSIVE THIRST IS SYMPTOM OF KIDNEY PROBLEMS!!!! TAKE THIS CAT TO THE VET PLEASE!!!!!!!!
(yes, i lost a furbaby to undiagnosed kidney failure. i thought it was adorable when she started licking the shower curtain. when she started having seizures though, that wasn’t nearly as cute. please please please don’t repeat my mistake. help me atone for my ignorance. my poor furbaby, i didn’t know she was so sick. i hope she forgives me and is happily waiting for me at the rainbow bridge.)
oh no, weeeeeiiiii???
wei das de ket du det? its so horribl!
kitteh needz de bowl of watur.
Who need made when yu ave meee.
Check out the book called “Why Cats Paint”!!!! You may have a furfaced Van Gogh on your paws!!!!
Teh snozzberries… taste liek snozzberries!