When more important
When more important matters are not pressing… Basement Kitteh will help you with your hobbies
can u fix mah sweter wile u at it?
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Lawng az u haz fed him
yay tu anni! eh soloe nawt sekkund!
conga
conga
conga
littul wiyt rats!
conga rats anni
luks liek kitteh jus 8 an iz flossin hims teef
An him onlee wantz Ur sole fur teh halps.
Conga ratz Anni awn nawt sekkund.
Wii can haz shwimp stuffed sole, rice pilaf, adn teh Jooleann cutted green beanz fur Noms. Wif teh nice Chabliss.
Oar if iz tu mush foar befor bed Wii will sabe U sum fur breakie fast.
Das a beddur eye deer – iz laet heer fur nommin moar dan a biskit!
BC iz berree caerfull wif teh freds…
Halpful kitteh iz halpful!
adn hii noes abawt dose hobbiez, tu!
Pointeh endz fur needle point
Is teh counted cross stitch. Teh hoomin counts to 10 before she gets cross wif teh kitteh.
not to be getting cross with the kitteh, her is just trying to be halpful
*maeks teh sign of teh cross, cuz it’s still teh basement cat*
welcome to the dark side, we has cookies (double chocolate chip)
mmmm….kookies! *nom*
{{{{{LCB}}}}}} dat iz da rite! ai cudnt cownt hi enuf so ahd tu stawp da crawsstichinz.
nit wun purl three
purr tree…
Sew what? sez basement cat!
Basement kitteh lieks scrapbukking tew.
an knitting, an cooking, is Marfa Stewart Kitteh, and does insider trading in himz spare time
becuz idol hands be teh BC’s werkshop.
BC haz doll handz?? hoo noo??
Kris Allen izza doll?? Hoo noo??
Oh yeah…right!
ai didnt noao dat Basement cat liked teh swetters!
Its be teh cold in teh basemint sumtaims.
It be a cold day in basemint befor BC wares dat fugly sweeter.
It’s be colt on teh crossticht somtaims.
ai suppose he don haf a very gud furnace does he?
but u know, besements can be pretty nice. if u get da mini bar in dere, an a big telybison, an some carpets.
but memember fellow cheezheds: Don go tu da basement… eben if day haff big telybisions and mini bars….. eben if der be owange juuce. DON GO!
But sum basemints still gots teh wud paneloling on teh walls!! Nd orinj shaggy carpits!
Basement sounds like it ar stuk in the 70’s
Teh kind uv orinj shaggeh carpits taht yowl when yu walk awn tehm, oar teh kind taht just hide teh kitteh fur gud?
Ohai PK long thyme no Sea!
how iz Senya adn teh kitteh hoard?
Ohai! Seanya gud, sept trai tu purrtend nawt habing birfday tuday LOL. Furry horde be just owr 4 nao *hazzahyoojsad* but tehy duing gud! Cory so big ai gotta make pointmint soon fur tutoring!!!
{{{{{catslave}}}}}
*runs into teh thred*
*scampurr scampurr scampurr ober to PK*
*leeps to hug PK & winds up knockin hur ober & ober & ober*
*gets up, extends paw to PK to halp hur up*
*untanguls self an takkuls NS fur hyoojimungus hugs, purring*
Haz misst yu tu! Haz been, um, hard cuppla munfs. Aifinkso teh fizzikul broosis (ruff goggies, etc) gonna heal before teh woonds in mai hart du… but nawt has tu du pleh job nao, an ai hazza hopeful, an teh awsum frenz, an teh kittehs, an teh Seanya, an teh cheezmeet in Novembrrrr, an mebbe ai can haz moar thyme fur heer!
Ai haz teh orinj wun dat yowls so ai twys nawt tu be walkin on himz. Dat be teh gud use for teh udder kind, tho! Hidin teh kitteh fur!
or da cat yaks…..
ai fink wud panelin or da wall-tu-wall carpetin wood be nice… an u cant ferget da collection uf guitars on da wallz, followed bai da big PA sistim…. an uf coorse big ol amps fer da gitars… two_kittehs iz rite…. we be stuck in da basement frum da 70’s…
YAAAAAY!!!1! Elvis! ai be listin tu Elvis rite naow. Burning Love!!!1!
Ai meeted sumwun wunce whu carpeted UP teh wall awn a corner fur hims kitteh, so kitteh cud climbing it lyk a tree.
(Was corner going owt, nawt corner going in.)
an lava lamps. donut forgit teh lava lamps.
or even better, a lamp liek teh wun wuz in my gramma an grampa’s baysemint nekst to teh mini-bar. wuz a three-heded flore lamp, eech hed had a diffren-colur lite blub in it!! red, lellow, an bloo. culd haz diffrent effex, depending on wut bulbs yoo turned on. wuz very swanky.
an if wez put a big floofy green couch in der…. woo woud wee eber havz ourselves a besement!
We hazza lava lamp — iz bery hypnotic!
I wish i hadn’t gotted rid uv mai riginlol lava lamp frum deh 70s…. ooo…. dots…. …… ….. ………..
Kittehs also haz that kroshay hook claw wich iz handee sumtiems.
pressun? iz dat lyk ironen???
aifink “matters are not pressing” is meaning tehy don’t maek no impresshuns
Iz dis a six wai tye for sekund??????
When teh BC in kweschun izza Cory-Bear, “halping” be favrit passthyme!!!
*reeches back an yoinks Seanya intu room*
{{PK}}
PK yanked me into the room and told me I better be here *grin … she wonderful. (I just wish I can remember when her b-day is *blush*)
Berry happi birfdai Seanya!
thank you much
PK sais that chocolate martoonie might be acceptable for such occassions, so a round of choco marnooties all around … (or somethings like that) … I have been wishing I could celebrate with martoonies irl, but not good with meds *sigh but safe here!! enjoy!
Happeh Birfdai! Seanya, you boff is doing ceiling cat’s work. I wish you much success and happiness and hope that you have a great year.
CC, BC, hey I helps both to covery my bases … and Steph read me your note, and I miss heard the last part … so I asked her what she though about condition of posterier … after her comment, she then re-read your note *blush
**wants to axk abowt teh condishun of seanya’s posterior, butt duzzint, cuz hurs afeerd of p-k**
*grins and desydes nawt tu commint*
I keep thinking there be sign back dere saying “wide load” or someting similar … but prob not that bad
I shouldn’t have used lolspeak!
Ohno, iz juuust fine, since Seanya standed up in order tu aks fur opinyun…*
Sooooo, u owe 2_k a fankyoo, den?
Happitayle Birfingday, deer Seanya!
*blush thanks
Ohai, Seanya!
*waves floofee paw*
♫ Happitayl Burfday to U
Happitayl Burfday to U
Happitayl Burfday, Deer Sean-ya!
Happitayl Burfday to U! ♫
May dis be teh bestest burfday u haz eber had, an may eech wun frum heer on owt get beddur & beddur!
{{{{{Seanya}}}}}
btw this be the best, because I holding at this year (I was born in 70 wich makes me almost 29 *wink, so no matter what math sais, next year I stuck at 39 … going to do as long as I can (no rolling over to 40 LOL)
Happy Burfday Seanya!!! Hopes u hadz teh wunnerful day in K-town!
Happy birfday, Seanya! I wishing yu a yeer of heart’s desire fulfilled, and teh vanishment ov payne.
cheers to the vanishment ov pain … even the easement ov it would help – pain meds sometimes not nearly enough.
Happy Burday, Seanya!!!!
Ooops…f
happy f day too!
LOL … mooore moontoonies (or your choice) *all ’round.
happi B-dai seanya!
happy birfdae!
thanks … going to see if there anything to do in K town … looking out window … nope, going to watch computer tv
Happy Birfday Seanya! Hope ur dai went well!
HAPPPY BURFINGDAI Seanya!!!!!!!!!
isn’t burfing day da day after da wild partY? thanks for wishes, bee good to you self
Wrong vowel in da middle uv the wurd.
thanks all … *smile
I thinks me and PK going to run out to Harveys for BDay, so neither have to cook (I know my reason because I lazy, her reason, she had/having rough week). We be talking to y’all laters
Seanya and PK
An heer I thotso dat teh hoal “whirled dominayshun” fing wuz a full-tiem projeck.
fur dat her haz minions
Hyme a gud delagater!
Altho, hyme 2 minions at myne howse iz layin down awn da job tudai. Literally! Wun iz awn da arm uf da couch beside mii and the otter wun iz awn ds cushion besyde mii. Sleepin.
Whirrld dominayshun be hard wurk! Gud minions hard tu find, nawt want tu wurk tehm TU hard an haz tu find gnu wuns!!!
3km iz a witch?
Hay, can yoo whip me up a poshun?
U kno wat I wanting.
Yu haz nebber tawlked tu Chikken Man haz yu?
Nawt direklee.
I haz herd him cakklolin inna bakgrown, tho.
Pay hyme no mynd, he’z a Worlock!
BC teeches cross stitch. Who knew?
Gud kitteh flosses 2wice a day.
oooohh, Yay! String!
BC izza whirld klass cross sticher. Nawt ebberbuddy noes dis.
BC iz gud al round…. uf coorse ai live in Alberta… but dat be sidez da point! ai be havin a cabin in BC an dat be gud nuf.
Alrite, izzit jes me, oar iz ennywun eles habbin trubblol wif dis site?
My puter keeps freezin up an I has to cloas it an den start ovur agin.
Ai wuz tolded this site wuz purrhibited bai teh fyre walls. den it came back. Ai had a wurried fur teh minnut
no problems with firefox.
ai noticed der be lots uf firefox lolz made of late…. ai wunder if teh lolz haff anyfing tu du fiv da problemz…. *ponderz wif paw on chinny chinn chinn*
I thought the cat was flossing.
Ai allwayz gnu krossstich wuz teh eevil!
Mai kittehs will wayke from d-e-e-e-p sleep to halp me crocher and mynd the yarn.
Basement kitteh has teh soft syde aftur all ;o)