HAPPEE BURFDAY!
HAPPEE BURFDAY! i giv yoo… ME!
betteh dan last yeers birfday gift.
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bestuss presint evah!!!
Congrats, catena – Ai kep gettin a 404 messij!
U n mee bowf, anni — I dint finksew I wood ebber C dis LOL…
an me free! ai had a confuzzloled furr a wile!
myen jus froez froez froez. den dere ai wuz. hao neuw?
Ooooh, wot a fancee hat u iz wearing, Annipuss! Awl set for Hello Wien?
Kongrats Catena, adn wot a lotta GMTAs!!!!
Ooo — catena can haz teh fastist feengurz! U iz at da tawp spawt uvva makrumay! Watt wood U liekz 4 dreenkeez n nomz n dansdansdansiz?
ai wud lyk enturpratiff dans depiktun awl teh noms awf swetenus layd awt aroun!
Yiss plz!
An Ai cud’t be heer 2 wish Ambercat a happi burfdai yestidai!
Wot! Ai mist anuvver burfdai
HAPPEE BURFDAI AMBERCAT – hoap yu can heer mi showtin!
No need for gyft rappin!!
Gyft kitteh no gud at rappin’ N-E-way.
There awr only so many rhymes for “mew”.
butt teh rymes furr “nom” go nomadnnomadnnom furr ebber!
Boo
Cue
Clue
Crew
Do
Foo
Goo
Jew
Kew (garduns)
Loo (effen yu haff tu uze eet wiel et Kew)
Moo
New
Pew!
Queue
Roo (kanga)
Sue
Two/Too/To
True
View
Who
You
Zoo
Flew
Slew
Blue
Brew
Chew
Drew
Bugaloo!
vindaloo!
Scooby Doo!
Dippity doo….
Dah!
Zippidee doo dah,
Zippidee ay!
Mai, O mai, watta wunnerful dai (2 b awn ICHC)
whew!
Sew manee rhymes…hoo knew.
Cheezpeeps awr sew smart. [NC sticks wif dem liek glew]
Purty clever, U!
An after awl dos listed abuv, tu finding eben moar
clappity clap furr teh rappin!
nauw get rappun!!!
best gift evah!!1
best present ever
Hay — U kaynt sai U awlriddee can haz wun!
Whoebber herd of jus WUN kitteh??? Dey b like tater chips..yu kannot haf jus wun!!
…adn uh 404 error *sheesh*
Wut uh cyooooot itteh bitteh kitteh. [titans CHRG]
Wif a punkin-hed like urs, u certainly does need a titanic CHRG.
Nobuddee kneadz uh “Titanic” CHRG — it wood lettem splort da nawt-sekkund tym dey yooz it…
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Say, I saw an advertyzemint recently for a cruise yoo kin go on neggst April to sillybrayt teh nawt-sekkund and onlee voyage of teh Titanic. It akshuly sownded lyke a lotta phun!
ht tp://www.titanic-titanic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6334 (close up space)
depends, are they gonna reenact the sinkin?
Of korse! Teh danceband on teh Titanic . . . sang Nearer My God to Thee! Harry Chapin:
ai doan wanna bee inna fird-klas erea!
I doan wanna b dere at awl!!!
sowndz tu morbid tu mii.
sillybrating peepz dying??
dis iz spozed tu b fun???
differnt strokez fur differnt fokez.
I gues i iz owtta sync wif deh whrrrld.
:snerk: (pun intended)
Well . . . I agrees, in sum ways it duz seem sorta stranj. In fakt, that wuz mah furst thot – WHUT, hao morbid! But I luvs teh movie Titanic; wuz verreh romantik.
Culd be a way of trying to gno moar abowt it, teh authenticity of teh detayls, history, etc. And mebbe pay remembranz/respekt to teh peeplols hoo wuz lost on teh orijinal kroose.
But yor rite, is prolly sumting menneh peeplols wuld nawt wunting to do. *slinks away kwietly*
oh, noez, not tu b slinking away!
I wuz just saying it not b fur mii…… I unnerstandz deh studying uv deh histreez, i just not want tu beeing on deh cruze.
I dusn’t due memorialz berry gud….. wen I libbed in OKC I neber wented tu deh bombing memorial eezer…..
*crawlz bak intu hole.*
A krooz laik Tytannik??!!
EEK!! Ai pee in a flannik!!
Stawp dat rymin! I meenit!
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Ennyboddee wanna peenut?
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AAARHG!
Ownlee iff yu meenutt!!
ai takie…like ai need anymore..
*redez teh CCC*
derez gunnah bii eh lawt awf SPLORTun awn dis won, aifinkso!
ai woz juss finking taht too.
*hanz rownd goossie tape adn hevvy dooty CHRGs*
Pleez to being eggstra corshus!
u iz rite! *SPLORT!!!*
kareful dere darth……..danjurmus too splort onna ole lol
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv lil kittehs onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, darth. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
But… but… is not my birfday! O, wait, whut is I saying? Yes, yes, it is. I am, um, *mumblemumble* years old.
*takes kitteh, runsawayfast before anyone finds out it isnot my birfday*
Yah, butt (!) LCB — 2dai’z ur UN-burfdai! U kin steel hazza prezzint!
dint u just hab a burfday a kuppla weekz ago?? u b aging berry fast!! so fast ur rememberyz not werkz no maor… u gotz dat old tymerz dis eez
/lolspeak off
I just found out that my dadcat may be in the early stages of Alzheimer’s. Please pray for him, and especially for my momcat who will have to care for him if it’s true…
{{{{Aahz}}}} and {{{{family}}}}
Oh my dear. I am so sorry for you and your family. Please look into the organizations that provide help to those in your family’s situation. Also, there are new drugs to slow the progress….I sure your dad’s doctor has discussed those.
Whale, we nawt b teh nowin 4 shure yet, butt (!) himz iz fur-gittin stufz lefton-wright dat himz nebber fur-gitted b4. Himz hazza poyntmint wiffa neurol… nero… brayn doktur laytur dis munf 2 fynd owt 4 shure…
{{{{{{{{Aahz & family}}}}}}}}
Letz hoap it turns owt nawt to be!
Prayers adn warm thorts coming yur way.
{{{{{{Aahz adn fambly}}}}}
Ohai aahz- haz nawt see u in a while- sorry to heer abowt ur dadcat.
so sorry Aahz….
it’s tough, b/c there isn’t a definitive diagnosis from what I understand. at least that’s what they said when my mom was diagnosed with dementia..
fwiw, you may want to check into this:
http:// w w w.lifenph.com/about.asp
{{{{Aahz}}}}
Aw, Aahz, sawree to hear this. Mah grammy had teh alzheimers. I wuz a kidlet then but watched it brayk mah momma’s hart. I will say a prayr for yor daddeh, and I hope that he gits teh meddykal kayr he needs!
{{{{Aahz, Aahz-daddeh, fambly}}}}
P.S. this web site may has sum useful info; close up space
ht tp://www.alz.org/alzheimers_disease_treatments.asp
Aw, fanky sew muchlee evvywun 4 da warm whale weeshiz, n awlsew da Web leenkeez wif teh infoz awn oald-tymurz. I wheel letz evvywun noez watt da doktur sez inna fyoo daiz.
{{{{{{{evvywun}}}}}}}
um, mine wuz not info on old-timers… it’s about anotter disease that is treatable and often mistaken for old-timers
NPH = Normal Pressure Hydrocephaly
Mai dadcat izza oald-tymur — himz jess ternded 80 dis yeer. Wyl watt himz myt b teh havvin kood b Alzheimer’s, it kood b sumfin els, mebbe NPH, mebbe hoo noez watt, oar mebbe ebben 2 minnee dye-it coaks
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(sope-boks tym) Aspartame/Nutrasweet is a hazardous chemical that both alone and in combination with certain food preservatives has been shown to be neurotoxic in a variety of ways, especially in young children but also in adults. One of those ways is that it destroys brain cells, much in the same way that MSG does. Contrary to what the food industry and the FDA says, it is not safe for consumption, especially by young children or pregnant or nursing mothers.(stepz daown frum sope-boks)
{{{Aahz}}} Prayin fur gud news.
ohai AahZ!
My grammy suddenleh startid not memburring fings and being a bit straynj – the doctors said it was dementia – turned out, they founded it out afturr sebral years, she has a blockaj in the arteries to the brayn – and she was getting damajde frum not enuff oxygeen to the thinking cap…
Is an easy sirkewlatoree test they do and apparentleh it’s an underdiagnosed problem in older peeps – because it just gets written of as old peeps dementia…
wurf lukking into…
Seemz liek mebbe teh patyient iz teh wun who duz nawt suffer N dis diseese.
{{{Aaha}}} an {{{ famly}}}
Deer Aahz – wii fout dis wuz happin tu mai mudder-in-law. Mannee tests latur it turned out tu bii a urinary tract infection which wuz eesilly remedeed wif auntee biotics. Shii had no burnin when she peed or nuffin. Keep brayne appt, butt mabii family doc can dubble chek in meentime. Good Luk! Aarh prayers arrh wif yu!
Aahz…we will all be dere wif him (in our prayers, ennywaiz)…an we are ALL hope-ing fur teh best!
Ohai Lord Aahz. One thing I’ve heard is that some medication mixes can mimic the Alzheimer’s or even dementia. Chemical imbalances are notorious for causing symptoms that mimic other diseases.
{{{{{Aahz, Aahz’s dadcat & momcat}}}}}
If it is true, make shure he gets good medical care right away — medications can help. And also a good support network for your Mom.
{{{{{Aahz & family}}}}}
Ditto what everyone has said about medication & support. The earlier they can catch this disease, the better, because the new medications coming out have been working some serious miracles. Alzheimer’s is rampant in our family, and the improvements over the last 10 years have been pretty amazing.
Your family is in my thoughts!
{{{{{Aahz & famblee}}}}}
gud wishez fur deh bestest possiblol nooz frum deh doc .
Ai’m so sorry, Aahz. My English friend’s mother has Alzheimer’s. She be 93. Longterm memory still good, so she recognized all her famblee and stuff, but the rest, oh dear. U and ur famblee r in mai thoughts, k?
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ohai, ur majistee! Fanky 4 da grate info!
Doan fur-gitz dat we awlsew can haz lawtsa nomz 2 b gowin wif teh dreenkeez…
*Aahz rolls out fully-stocked portable buffet*
Evvyboddee! Hep ursef! Noo peepz kin goe nawt-sekkund!
Ohai qween..ai tink ai member u sayin someting bout comin to lousyana tis winter…witch part if ai may ask?? ai livs close to da baton ruge..
Oh hai…… wii b gonna staying neer Laffy~yet. … eet dem kayjun fudz… nom nom nom nom!!!!
dey got sum gud kayjun fuds…nom nom nom fur sur!!!
wii iz coemin tew noo oarleens foar teh crissmis!
oooooo…. I must ponder dis nooz!!!
tats great…ai donut get to noo orleans mush…
Kno one can seyz teh Cheezland haz gone downhill, Aifinkso, Xept if downhill iz were teh kitteh are!
No…dis place nebber gonna go downhill…dat’s jus ebil troll talk. Teh peeps here may come an go from time to time (like me…I nefur hab enuff time to plai)…but we NEBBER furgit teh lub dat surrounds an infuses dis wunnerful land! Dere are alwaize gonna be rotten apples, Angelwaits, jus ignore tehm an dey ebenshually go wai!
Thanks you QweenMJ. I needed rubber glovz cuz my hed did splorted from kyutness of burfday kitteh.
♪caluu. ..
calay
they chortled
in theyr joy . . .
Jabberwocky, FTW!
Mai vorpal blayd duzzn’t goe “snikker-snak”, it jess snikkerz…
ai jus chekked awn teh borogoves, adn tehy’r jsut az mimsy az tehy kan bih …
ai jsut chekeded awn teh borogoves, adn tehy izz jsut azz mimsy az tehy kan bih …
sillee dubblol postifying …taht’s whut ai getz foar goen daown teh rabbibbibbit hoal … aifinkso …
I reeded uh reelee funnee stoaree wun tym abowt uh purr-sun hoo rytid uh lettur 2 Lewis Carroll saiyin dat himz didded Mr. Carroll uh fayvur bai runnin spel chek onna “Jabberwocky” 4 himz! Da rizult wuz teh hyoomeruss!
ai jsut kut adn pastyfyed teh Jabberwocky pome intu a knee mayl adn sended itz tu maiselves – taht wae itz goze fru teh spelchekkur … teh reezult wuz, wellz, diffrunt.
I did a serch and fownd this. Mebbe summat lyke whut yoo wuz refrinzing.
ht tp://www.angelos.demon.co.uk/clare/literature/jabb-spell.html (klose up)
Heer iz da wun I reeded … MINNEE yeerz agoe:
Spel-chekt Jabberwocky
OMG, dat iz wun hella ca-yoot wai 2 sai happi burfsdai!!!
Birfdai kitteh says Ohai!
I sai ….SPLORT!
oh no! catslave is down!
*weeeweeeweee beepbeepbeep*
heer is the CCC
*scoopity teh braynes. rinserinserinse wif sparkloling lemin watter*
*plop brayns back intew cabity. pat hedbones on. add lotsa ducky & goosee taype*
*snap new CHRG in place. add more ducky taype*
*wrap catslave in floofy blankee*
heer catslave, sit in teh comfee chayre in the recobery lownge. enjoi this hawt choklit
and choklit possum.
and heer are my bank statements to counteract the kyoot!
Bank statements? I wood nebber shoe uh recubberin splortee mai bank statements — dey wood laff n laff n laff…
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up catslave’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
O noe! Catslave hadded teh *splort*! Kwik, cawl da CCC:
DA CCC!!1!
WEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO!!
*CCC screeches to a halt by catslave*
Hmm… dis wunz teh messee — musta bin uh spryz…
*sweepsweepsweep braynz inna pyl*
*tukkeetukkeetukkee braynz bak inna hed*
*patteepatpat 2 smoov em awl owt*
*dukkeetayp 2 hoald hed 2gevvur agin*
*fitz 50s bavvin kap obber hed*
*stretchiz CHRG(w/doi) obber awn tawppa kap*
*moar dukkeetayp 2 hoad evvyfing inna plais*
*rapz catslave wivva floofee blankee wif pitchers uv burfdai prezzeez onnit*
Dere naow, catslave — U iz gunna b jess fyn. Y doan U rilaks inna komfy chayr at da Splort Lownj, ware U kin sip onna hawt chokklit wif chokklit spreenklz n nom sum burfdai-prezzint-shaypt chokklitz wif sordid kreemee fillinz (4 ur strength, don’cha noe…)
i haz seed dis picshur befoer wif teh capshun:
“It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.”
it iz a refrenz tu teh Legned uv Zeldeh gaem.
Oh mah goodniss! I are so happy, I dunno whut to dew!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up D.R’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Whew. Thanks a jillion, annipuss.
Waow, anni — U iz teh speedee wif teh CCC — U gottid 2 splorts inna saym minit!
oh no! DR is down!
*weeeweeeweee beepbeepbeep*
heer is the CCC
*scoopity teh braynes. rinserinserinse wif sparkloling lemin watter*
*plop brayns back intew cabity. pat hedbones on. add lotsa ducky & goosee taype*
*snap new CHRG in place. add more ducky taype*
*wrap DR in floofy blankee*
sit in teh comfee chayre in the recobery lownge. enjoi this hawt choklit
and choklit possum.
and heer are my bank statements to counteract the kyoot!
Thank u too, gammacat.
adding of teh bank statements fur de recobery prosess is kinda jeanyus, GC! If dat don’t work, mebbe we add some tax law? (Qwikest way Ai knows to suck all de happy from de kyoot!)
Yo are SO rite! My statements wud prolly put peeps in teh depression lownge…maybe I bedder jus hang onto dem….
Those eyes look suspicious…
Ai dint wuntz tu sae sew, but Aifinkso OFC yu am rite…dem eyz luk….rong.
Kyoote, but rong. Tu rownd fur kitteh eyz. Sumfing.
(wispurrs…ai thot it wuz jist MAI eyz playin trix awn me! fanks fur lettin me noe Ai nawt moar krazee…)
okay, now hao kan teh burfday fairy NOT come arownd on dis LOL?? an say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Militia, Aja_chan13, an Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvilt caeks, an speshuly for Tipsy, margarita caek!! made wif lemmins, limes, hevvy kreem, an just a tuch (or two, or three, or tour) ob tekillya! eet repsonibly, plz. also sparkly party punch (not wif alkyhol, gots enuff in teh margarita caek), noyzemakers, oh, an iskreem!! an goodie bags filled wif adorable toy bebbeh kittehs taht say HAPPEE BURFDAY wen yoo skritchy tehms chins, bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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U noez i kant rezizt dem lite up bownsee bawllz
* Bownsee lite, bowns, flash, bowns, lite, bownsee, flash
* Bowns flash, bownsee, lite, bownsee bownse, flash, bownse, lite
O hai, burfday fairy! Today is also teh birfday of our P-K’s Seanya.
*takes a ginormous piece of margarita caek to go*
Seanya, if yu r peeking in, happy birfdai! Tho mebbe yu dunt need more kitties fur a prezzie….
oh, ob corse, an HAPPEE BURFDAY to Seanya!!
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No kidding my 18th birthday is in 2 days!! and i have a kitten!!
congrats on the birthday and the kitten Ryan!
Ohai, Ryan. I hope yoo hav a happeh burthday! Is yor kitteh orinj lyke this wun? I luvs me sum kittehs, awl kullurs. I has a tabbeh with whyt paws mahself (see mah avatar). But oh my, teh orinj behbehs, they just SLAY me!
*makes updates to teh Uffishul butt Far Frum Compleet Burfday List*
Ai needs a burfday! Wif kittehs….Mai kittehs. Butt dusn’t sez Ai cant addaprezzie! O! Luk at teh behbeh kitteh! O…mai…. S P L O R T!
oh no! KCT is down!
*weeeweeeweee beepbeepbeep*
heer is the CCC
*scoopity teh braynes. rinserinserinse wif sparkloling lemin watter*
*plop brayns back intew cabity. pat hedbones on. add lotsa ducky & goosee taype*
*snap new CHRG in place. add more ducky taype*
*wrap victum in floofy blankee*
sit in teh comfee chayre in the recobery lownge. enjoi this hawt choklit and choklit possum.
and heer are sum tax forms to counteract the kyoot!
a honorary swish ob teh burfday wand for KCT!!
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Ai iz layte cuming bak but Ai gawts a gud reeson! Fank U gammacat & burfday fairy! {{{{{gammacat & burfday fairy}}}}}
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
jynoarmuss Happee Tayl.
Choozez hurz Hewmin!
Happee Tayl Kitteh
deesydez hurz noo Prittee Wun
needz 4ebburr frend!
Happee Tayl Kitteh
cumz wiff lawtz CHRGz.
‘Cuz hurz ‘Sploart!’~ay~shuss!
Jack.
Kittehz ar presuntz
Tu noe dat en unevurs
Eenosenz abiydz
AWWWWWW … teh floofy widdlol bebbeh wif teh osoehappee smylol adn teh teenseetynsee pawses wif teh teenseetynsee toeses taht ai jus noe arr SOE peeeenk … teh sweetie widdlol bebbeh maiks mih to has a beeeeg eer tu eer smylol adn … adn … a … a …
… SPLORT!!
wow! dis is a buzzee dai for the CCC!
*weeeweeeweee beepbeepbeep*
heer is the CCC
*scoopity teh braynes. rinserinserinse wif sparkloling lemin watter*
*plop brayns back intew cabity. pat hedbones on. add lotsa ducky & goosee taype*
*snap new CHRG in place. add more ducky taype*
*wrap victum in floofy blankee*
Italiana, sit in teh comfee chayre in the recobery lownge. enjoi this hawt choklit and choklit possum. and heer are sum tax forms to counteract the kyoot!
ofangyu, gammacat! ai feal meowtch moar beddur naow – ai’m guna doo sum fyloling heer at mai off fiss tu kip mai mynd okup … okkerp … bizzee.
Wate, wate! Ai messd up, ai fergut tew put mai bow awn! Lemme dew it agin!
*stiks sparklee bow awn tawp uv hed*
Happee Burfdai agin!!
Dere iz no beddur gift to giv den urself, kitteh. Gud jawb!
Mah burfday wuz last week but I’ll tayke u home wif mee az layte burfday prezzint! *huggle*
aww, happee belaytid burfday Izzymom! Ai hoap it wuz a guud wun!
Dis is bizzy munf foar burfdais… Happi burfday, Izzymom… Mai famblee has lyk 6 burfdays en Oktobur.. Ai hab teh beeg #60 lass Fried Egg, mai hubbi cat’s wuz Sundey, mai mudder en lawz wuz teh nawt sekkund, dawter’s.. nex Fried Egg… Sew mush silly braden… “fawlz awn faic frum a tire-d..”
‘n awlsew KCT an Militia, Aja_chan13, an Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy n Seanya… an won moar tyme for LCB, juss fur gud meh sure..
lubberly kitteh… kitteh mus trayn hooman stryt away i suggest going to toylet on hooman hand to show dem dere riteful place in de hire arky of liffe…
sumdayz smudgie nawt so adorable!
I may haz tu asking fur mai 20¢ bak!!!
iz tuff luv…
Dis wut I allus wanted!!
I iz white
I iz a kitteh
Hoomins find me
Verry pritty.
Warning hoomins
Dis iz no sport
Luk inta my aiz
An u will splort.
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clappity clappity
Dis mae bee da kyootess bebbeh evah!
WANT!
Tuhday akshully IS mai burthdaee.
Happitayl Burfday, slaggingham!
*tosses confetti*
*gives slaggingham a chocklit martoonie*
Happpeee Burfday!!! Haz a kitteh!!! And joine deh party (up deh fred a bit) dat deh burfday fairy b frowing!!!
Gotts ta lub teh Burday Fairy!! Dans, dans, dans wif teh kon-fetteez …. lubs teh caek n teh noyzemakers, oh, an iskreem!! :::sighz:::: Eets awl sew byoooteefullz… dellikatlee halps self tu a pees ub redd velvut caek… n eggstras sparklee punches..
It certanly is an ekonomik krisis! Furst kitteh’s be washin’ windowz, den meerkatz takin’ pikturs, an now kitteh’s so por dey hav 2 be givin’ demselves for burfdayz!
Lurky McLurkerson? *snert*
Butt butt butt (!) iz teh bes prezzie eber!
p.s. ai luff ur skreen naim dere Lurky, bery kreatib!
It are a berry nice prezzy, but iz still krisis!
Hee, an’ danke! I lurk, so Ai am Lurky!
Purrfect LOL for the day. Today IS my bufday!
Hav a happeh day, Riz!
Hope yor doin sumthin phun!!!!
Happee Burfdai Riz!!
**frowz cof… cun…. sparklee bitz arown teh ruum**
Is mii dai layte burfdai prezzy!!!
Himz gawtz teh cyoot bloo aiz adn teh teenee tynee footsez… and teh feerce…. adn mai teenee tynee gray kitteh Leeo wuld pla wif himz alla da tyme…. adn kitteh runz froo teh haus inna kitteh fyve-hunnerd raycewai…. adn….adn….
!!!!!!!SpLoRtZZ!!!!!!!!
Oh nos!
Get da CCC!
Sweeps up all da brains
rince out in warm saline
pack back in da head
no the othe way
putts back all the bones
well most of them ad some metel plates
tapes on a new CHRG
gips a chocolat octopuss and so hot coco
brings RBTK to da couch
and gives flooffy blankie
now no looks at nuffing cute for a while
try thinking about the economy or sumfing
Juss what I wantid, too!
Oh nos!
Get da CCC!
Sweeps up all da brains
rince out in warm saline
pack back in da head
no the othe way
putts back all the bones
well most of them ad some metel plates
tapes on a new CHRG
gips a chocolat octopuss and so hot coco
brings RBTK to da couch
and gives flooffy blankie
now no looks at nuffing cute for a while
try thinkin about the economy or sumfing
sorry double post
great pressent
promess neber to exchange
xD lol dind no dat us kittehs git teh red ai effekt as well. badlee shopped… oar! SCARY AIS…
oops sorry
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT CAT IS SOOOO CUTE!!!
Any more of this cuteness and I be getting the diabetes . . .
. . .
. . .too late I already got it.
This is so funny! Today is my birthday and my boyfriend and I went to the Humane Society to adopt a kitteh!
W00t!!! Happee Burfday!!!! How sweet tu haz a noo kitteh fur a burfday prezzie!!!
It b daingrush out dere! Take dis!!!
Also: OHAI, cheezpeepz, logn tiem no sea!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I r gettin oldz
I can no effen rite mah name rite! Rite?
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*lesigh*
The original caption was better.
CAN NO ONE ELSE SEE THAT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED? Look at the white under the eyes and the weird “highlights” in the pupil. FAIL
I’m sure they can see it, they probably just don’t care. I don’t care all that much to be honest.
It is dangerous to go ahead, take this lolcat of joy…
and splortiness of course.
THIS PIC IS F***ING STOLEN!!!
I mean, the original had a really cool text, but this is garbage! C’mon Volks!!!
its just a mod of “its dangerous to go alone! here, take this!” like in the original zelda game….
DAMIT!!! for crying out loud speak American people.