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dey nawt all bad!
Teh Kitteh in teh Heart ob teh Beastie Boy
conga rats an mini gerblols awn leedin teh brayde fuzz!
anni’s innertubes mus stihl bee sumwut borked………
Nope – Ai’m juss owt uv praktiss!
wuts ya gonna due?
Wut yew gonna dew when dey snorglol awn yew?
… when tehy purrs for you!
when they purrs for you
sowwy for teh double-pawed double-post (teh first one disamappeared, then it reanimated-appeared)
Noe nead 2 polly jize – juss blaem WP!
*strokes fuzz’s fuzz* Dun’t worry, it happens to teh best of us.
Iffn him lubs kittehs, him’s nawt dat bad
lil tortie luks berri kontint wif hurs badboi
Why duz womminz sew oftin fawl foar teh bad boyz?
[shrugs] C’est la guerre
Nawt dis womminz! Ai du lyke lawgur hayres, sumtimes, doh. CLEEN well-brushded nawt tu lawng hayres. Jon Bon-Bon Jovi-eesh! **nods**
Ai prifurr mens hoo haz stood a bit cloesur 2 teh rayzur! Doan’t liek kissin sumfin dat feals liek a naylbrush!
**nodz** Ai lyke the cloesur shabbed tu!
but 8 out of 10 kittehs prefur whiskers…
A cleer case ob negative social profiling.
ai agreez! dis boi dusnt luk lyk bad boi.
ai finds maiself sumtiems maikin skewsis fur da badbois iffin ai noes dey haz an kitteh……….
butt…butt…hims lieks kittehs!
kant bee awl bad
rite?
ai kent sae wot ai wanna sae…
But noe wun can stop u finkin….
yup. dere bii manee diffrun naymz furr felyenz. lyk een yur naym, fur eggsampul (dough datz usallee speld wif annuda letta….)
Wun uv Puddy_tat’s co-werkers yoozd dat werd wen `mindin him’s wief 2 feed teh cat. It wuz stopt bai teh pr0n filtur!
“A rose by anni ober name…”
wud be a colly-flour
Dis mite be repeet commint, ai fink wired press be nomming me!
Well — dey luvz dem by anuvver naem azwell.
*saunters to teh NB*
teh cattails you means?
Nawt purrzaktlee.
wus a splOrt be appropreeat here?
DMTA!!!
:snerk: fo sho!
kant juj a buk bai itz kubber, oar a badboi bai himz luks … ifz teh kitteh lurvz adn trustyfies himz enuff tu go nyt-nyt inz himz armz, tehn himz gotter bih wun uv teh GUDGAIZ!
Yesh, kittehs be berry gud jujjes ob character.
Dat kitteh noes dat beneef dat tuff xtereor beets teh hart of a tru marshmallow…kittehs nawt be fooled by ‘peerances…unlike hoomins, hoo seems to prefer it.
cute tortie-kitteh seamz tu bee puurfekt saidateev fur da bad boiz…….
Adn vyce vursuz…..
Luks lyke teh kitteh lubs dat bad boy, tu! Conga-ratz, fuzz, willie an anni! Wee kin haz drinkeez an noms an dansin! Hmm, iz berry cold heer so aifinkso ai will mayek sum hawt applol cydur wif a liddlol (so far as yu nose) rum, an sum pummykin bred wif marzkapony spred, an ai will du teh ‘pleez cum bak summer dans.
wih izz stil hasing teh summur inz VHF … izz hawt adn hyoomid … in VHF tehr izz noe fawl, y’awl. Butt (!!) wevver asyd, teh sydur is drinkeelishus, adn soe izz teh pummykin bred! Fangyuberimeowtch!
nom’n’sip’n'nom’n’sip’n'nom’n’sip …
Ai haz been habbin nuffin but hawt drinks 2dai – Ai haz a tummee bug.
aww, Annipuss…..heer….has sum nize chikken browf and sum salteenz. Ai am sawree yu has teh tummeh pleh!
Thx Turtlol – Ai finded a can uv cleer beef soop in teh lardur – it wuz nawt nies. Ai yoost 2 liek Campbells, but can’t get dat naow. Pleh!
odeer, Annipuss – ai soe sawree yu haz a tummeebugg – ai fiksted yu sum hawt tee wif teh kammomeel innit, adn sum tostepoyntzwif jus a widdlol budur.
ai hoap yur tummee fealz awl beddur swune!
{{{gentlol huggies}}}
Thx!
O poor Anni! **gibs Anni hawt waddur boddlol anna warm blankee, anna teddy bear tu hug** Hab sum ov dis chikee broff an sum flat soda. Figgsiz yu rite up! **tucks anni in**
Thx. Ai aer sittin at teh pyooter wiv a hotwaddurboddle an a blankie rapt rownd me!
Sorree dat you feel pleh, anni. Ai hopez dat you feel bettah wifakwickness!
Thx Nissi!
ohh dat souns gud………
lubs punkin bred wif choklit chips innit………
dansdansdans…..dansdandans………….dansdansdans………………..
…….somer pleez kum bak tu da greyt northwet!……dasdansdans
*luks owt da winnow et da poren reign*
*sigh*
kin ai haz moar dat
rumhawt applol sidur?Yup…. ai kant seams tu git wurm todai…”Shibberz a leetlul n pools blankee ober mai featz”… kantz bee kuz ai es owld..
Yus ownlee as owld as teh YNG? you feel!!!
Trys tu stai awai frum teh YNG, mi hubi cat pree furs et taht wai… yup, yup.. :blush:
Dats wy deres a ? aftur teh YNG! Teh N is opshonul!
sawree tu makes yu blush. Ai wull nao goe an sit in teh Tymeowt Cornurr ov teh Nawtee Barn an fink abowt wut ai hav dun 
pes okai, ai has teh purdy thik skiens n nawt get upp setz bown mush.. :
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dis regawrd teh “p”… dum typo wif klumsee feengurs…
Okeeday!
ohai n howdee naeburr!!!
fallz defnitlee hear inna GrayNorthWet!!
wel et lease mai lawne iz happi
Yup, n teh burdees es happi, sew mai kitteh Skippy es lukken at teh tweetin n churpin en teh treez… wunnerin wut teh fuss es n eff he kan ketch summ.
Es gud tu seize yoo, Willy Boy… r yoo stain dri? We shoor gots sum shawrz tu dai, triing tu mek maiselfs go owt fur sum error enz… do nawt want!
aiz steyin inncide…
ai jus lukkin awt da winnow et dat naztee poren reign. pleh – due nawt want!
**poorz WB moar hawt applol sidur wif a larj splash ov rum** Yu kin habz mush as yu wants! **sigh** Teh pleh raynes iz hedded dis way, kording tu teh wevver peepz. Tumarra iz posed tu be wet wet wet an onlee 46! Dis iz Birjinya! Iz nawt posed to be 46 til Febrewairy!
Tahk CC fur the wurms sidur n kumfurt fuds… WB musta falld asweep…ifinkso… stai wurm, ebree buddi..gots tu go due sum shawpeng…n haz sum lunch…es layt.. schmoos n hi fibes…
**wavez bai tu LunaKitteh** Habs fun shawpeng!
Awl waiz!! Fankees!!!
Dat sounds delicious. *Dans kik spin dans* Summer come bak! Ai am sick of da wet adn deh rain adn teh slushy snow. Sun come back tew da Middle-West!
Iz teh pleh snow adn coald heer in VLC. Do Nawt Want! Iz tu sune fer dat! Wii wudz luv yer 46 F, ph!
Ai nose iz mush coldur up dere, butt (hehe, ai sayed butt) ai iz jist nawt yewzed tu dis cold, an ai nawt lyke cold so mush ineewai! Aifinkso ai wuz spozed tu hab been borned in Haw-wy-ee or sumfing!
teh kitteh iz nawt halpin teh hooman badboi’s reppyoutayshun! (teh bad repp, ennewai!)
Dis diservs a goodz harty lolz!
Both of these characters look like they’re sleeping off a catnip binge! Good judgment not to drive … just leave the truck parked and sleep where you are!
ohh hims kyoote, Ai lyke ‘em bad (sorta) and Ai lubs teh lawng hares…. AND hims lubs kitteh! Nuffin bad dere at awl, Aifinkso….but yu noe me, bikur grrl an awl…. lol…
jist fur teh rekkurd, mai SEBF had hares daown tu hims wayst and a ZZ Tawp beerd (swoons) Ai lubs me teh hirsute mans…
Ohai, turtlol! I lubbings teh bad wuns too. Or sorta bad, ennyway. Teh wuns hoo luks a littlol . . . danjrus.
And I kinnawt beleef yoo and I both yused teh wurd ‘hirsute” today! Is that a GMTA or whut!? I used it on Facebook, tho. I posted a link to a videyo and menshuned that teh man in teh backgrownd wuz “hirsute.” A frend of myne wuz ribbing me for it.
She sez: Hirsute? How much did you have to pay to use that word? ;-D
So – Hirsute, FTW!!!!
Chew baaca kostume fur Hello wenie?
yeppers, Grem, GMTA…itz twoo! Werd uv teh day!!!
Ai AWL WAYZ lykes a hirsute man…..mai layt hubcat, Randy, hims wuz lyke a kitteh, hims hirsute awl obber….. yusta kid hims abowt waxing hims bak…..(snerk) Den Ai wood get teh stinkeye frum him!!
An, yu noes, teh “bad” wuns, tehy be teh biggust sawfties uv dem awl sumtymes……its a fakt. Dis gui, awltho him luk WAY tu yung fur me, dat’s teh gui Ai wood gopher.
but Ai’m weerd, ya noe…..
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man in a ’sute
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… and fuzz is crazy ’bout some words:
hirsute is from Latin hirsutus “rough, shaggy,” related to hirtus “shaggy,” and possibly to horrere “to bristle with fear.”
from horrere we also get the words “horror” and “horripilate” (which means making the hair stand up in fear), which also related to the word “hedgehog” (!)
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adn eberboddy noes teh hedgehog is dressed sharp.
fazepaw….
“horripilate” … sowndz laik tehy stowled taht wurd from teh lolcat!
Ohai Kittehs!
Ohai Taya! Hoap yur feline well tuday?
ohai taya!
*extenz floofy paw ob frenship*
O hai, taya, willy boy and AfricCat! {{{{taya, willy boy, AfriCat}}}}
{{{{KCT}}}} Ohai dere!
So Francis no hatez kittehs?
Bad bois, bad bois! Watcha gonna do, bad bois?
*joins KCT inna bad bois dans* dans dans dans !!!
O yesh, yesh, yesh! *dansdansdansdans* Ai yoosed to be after dem bad bois a lawn tiem ago. Bad bois, bad bois, watcha…nope..Ai knoes wat to do wif dem! *snerk*
Mii, 2, KCT. Ai marrified mine, 20 yeerzago. Summavim makes guuuuuuud husbings.
hi peps, i finded how to take over teh wurld in engerland yeah wooo i haz a happi
U wull haz 2 fite me b4 u can taek ober mai bit uv Ingerland!
I head that even Genghis Khan was a cat lover. So much so that when his cat fell asleep on his fur cloak (very fine quality), he took out his knife and cut the cloak around the cat so that he could wear it and not disturb his kitteh.
But… don’t quote me on this since I read this from a cat lover’s magazine and I forgot which one it was – in short I forgot my source and where I got that info ^^;
The Mongol warriors also wore silk tunics beneath their outer clothes … two sizes too big (… don’t read any further if you has a squeamish!) …
… so that whenever they were pierced by an arrow, the silk fabric would fold into the wound along with the arrowhead, making it easier to pull the arrow back out.
Oh yeah, I forgot that detail and it was why “The Silk Road” was built…
But, still bad boys can be suckered by a cute kittah, don’t you think?
Heh… I just remembered that I saw Hell Boy a couple of nights ago, and he is a sucker for cats too =^_^=
Ai red dat saem storri, but abowt Muhammad, nawt Genghis Khan. Da kitteh was naemd Muezza.
Iz gud storri, dun mattr wu iz abowt.
den da rest of da storee is dat once the guy did all dat wurk to nawt distrub da cat, he walked away and dat cat immediately woke up and followed him asking “yu gonna feed me?!!! Feed Me NAOW!!!”
dis is wat mai kittehs du
Awww, dis remindz mee of mah bebeh Izzy and mah deer hubbeh (tho he’z kleen shayvn). I ‘dopted her frum hoomane so-sy-eh-tee but when I met DH Izzy ‘dopted him! She stays wif mah mom ryght nao but if I come over she looks fer DH and mee-ows at mee. “Where’z mah buddeh?” XD When he’s dere she curlz up on him and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrz reel laowd.
Traytor! =P
Naw, nawt traytor. Izzy knoes he lubbed bai U butt kittehs KNOES dey hab 2 werk awn uvver members uv teh fambly. Sew, dey raps dem arown dere liddlol behbeh paws! Yup, aifinkso! Seen it dun befoar.
LOL well she sertanlee haz dun dat! XD DH can’t siddown wifout Izzy jumpin right up on hiz lap and deemanding rubz! Iff he stops she luks at him lyke “Why u stop? Eye didunt say u could stop!” XD
Dese two are waitin for somebuddy aifinkso, an she bees wun lukky laydee. Dey bofe luk liek gud cuddulers!!!
Ohai guis!
Iz Seanya’s birfday TUDAY!!!!!!
But fings beend a lil messt up an an an ai nawt had tiem tu plan a birfday ENNYFING!
So, um, cud ennywun whu wanting tu say ohai-happeh-birfday awn nekst thred, mebbe?
Oopsie, him just reelyzed ai posted that, ai in trubble nao. Waz nawt spost tu tell peeps abowt birfday… *giglols an runs fur covver*
Wii will sneak in a put party hats awn hyme an da kittehs an sing tu hyme!
Too late; I already mentionificated it on teh Happee Birfday lol. *runsdandhides*
Iz OK P-K we won’t tellhim u towld uz!
**Red comez in, grumblolin**
Ohai, frenz.
I nawt playd well wif uthurs 2day.
Did dem dezurb it?
Foar teh moast part, yesh.
Wun espeshulee deserbed it an den sum.
Want tu tellz us? U feel beddur if U vents aifinkso.
I nawt wanna come bak to werk to begin wif, an wun of my co-werkerz wuz bein teh beeg smart-arse, so I basiklee tolded him to go has teh secks wif himself.
At leest U nawt tellz him tu luvs teh horse him rode in awn.
Well, awn such a sunshiny warm beautimus dai!! Wat ebber culd bii da problem?
Whut U meen sunshiny beutimus dai?! Wii haz teh freezee raynes adn teh pleh windees.
Hur iz beein faseeshus.
Owr wevvers iz teh beeg pleh – cowld an rainee.
Eben teh goggies nawt want tu be aowt innit. Them maed meh gib dem teh milky bonz inna demz dawg haws.
Teh dai wuldn’t hab been so bad iffin I kuld have stayed home awn da couch wif da kittehs, an a gud book.
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lol tat lolcat iz adorahbul
Ai can haz teh tortie kitteh AND teh (nawt sew) bad boi? Pweese?
Hai, cheezfwends, Happy Burfday to Seanya
Oh hai! Taht’s a skilful use of beerd harz to covur up a dubble chin!
Dis gui bees related to SHD, aifinkso. Mm-hmm, yuppers!
And de kittehs love de bad boyz.
and the kitteh, he loves back!
Even Pony-tailed Douche Bags Loves Teh Kittehs…
ther kaption is fixd. Bad Boys iz thugs – not WOW plaing nerdz!
They’re BOTH adorable – especially like this!!
kitties know the best napping places.
And teh feeling is mutual
i think this guy is my teacher
he looks like him and even has the earing!
im gonna show him and see
uhh. that looks like my kitteh. bell. n00!