Was the dog who bled all
Was the dog who bled all over everything so why you punish me?
y u awlywayz blame teh kitteh?
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aiz nawt sawri … STN!
wee kneads an “pout” motikahn
duzn’t we has this?
pfft. ur rite willy boy!
it luks like it’s smiling…..
how bout:
*pout*
butt williboi wanz an pout MOTIKAHN!!!!!!!
*saab……….snifflol………grumblol*
:-{ ………… :-/ ……………. ????
hao kin ai set inna koarnur wif noe pout?
Conga rats awn teh nawt sekkund spawt!
I’z nat sawree you’re not second!
Conga Rat Shoelaces!
fankees awl….
dennis shawl wee dansdans awf tu da tye bootique?
I’z gots my dansing shooses on and evvytfing!
Let’s go!
Churros adn CocoRico (kokonutz sawft drinkee frum teh Puerto Rico) foar ebreebuddee to sillybrate! Adn maibee we dansdansdans teh salsa??
Churros!! Weeee!!!!
Coconutt sawft drink????
*faints*
*fans SG wif a pawmfrawnd fannie, adn waivz teh smelleesawltz unner noaz* – wakees, wakees!!
Teh CocoRico izz gud, butt (!!) beriberi diffrunt … yu mait wannma cutz itz haf adn haff wif lemmylym swodee tu getz useta itz.
She has a reelee reelee bad eggsperience wif teh cocomutts wunz! We trai nawt to menshun them wehn she iz heer!
But AI wud be happee to trai yur taystee an nootrishus coconutt sawft drink.
ofangyuberiberimeowtch foar telloling mih taht – ai didnawt knoe.
ai haz a sawree, skwirlgrrl – adn ai hoap yu izz awl beddur – ai didnawt meen tu skareefiy yu! … *hedbonkz adn purrs*
*offers skwirrlgrrl a refreshing razzberry daiquiri insted*
Ai kin haz skwirrl’s coconutt drinkee??
*takes daiquiri*
*hand parrohead teh coconutt drinkee*
Kin we just pretends to clinkee glasses? just wanna be sure not to
contanimate mienget tehm mixed up.refills, annywone?
*tops off glasses from pitcher ov mango-pineapple coconut water*
**pretend clinkee glasses** Dat nawt make a lubley sownd! Mebbeh wee shud jist lift our glassis berry high and sai, Shears! **lifts glass berry high** Shears! **fawlz obur barstool an spillz drinkee awl obur skwirrl** Odeer. Sawree skwirrl. Heer’z a shamwow. Gotta fly nao. **fliez awaiwifakwikness**
OOoooo.. that is gonna be wun frikkaseed burd when I catches hur!
Heer skwirrl, ai bringed yu dis lubley akorn-cented baff jel, an hayreswash, an lowshun. An a bran-gnu louffa, an a pie. Yu won’t smell like dat bad wurd no moar, but I wud be karefull rownd teh old wippy kreem faktree.
oooo fankies!!
I is having a bad day… I wuz trying to refinanse my howse, and teh stoopy appraiser din’t giv me teh valoo I needed… *cries a littlol* so fanks for teh loshuns {{{parrothead}}}
Dear Skwirrl, I am sorry yu ar hazzing a bad day.
{{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}
gud luks wif finanshul stuffs.
*offurs 100% coconut-free martoonie and sushi*
oooo sooshi!! fanks my winged frend…
all is not lost, yet.. he’s going to luk at teh one I got last year which was 25% higher (I know!) …. it’s just frustrating, I needs this!
Ob koars yu kan! Az meowtch azz yu laik! – Derez ann nendluss supplie – teh moar yu poar, teh moar dair izz!
*wingbonks adn floofy paw uv frendshyp tu yu!*
Ohai Italiana an fankees! **extends culurful wing ov frenship** Nicetameecha! Iz sew nice, awl yur lubley fuds offureengs!
I can dans dans teh salsa as well as I cn eet it!
You lead, tho…
izz eeezee peezee, aifinkso –
wun-tu-fwee adn shayk yur bonbon …
tu-tu-free adn shayk yur bonbon …
free-tu-fwee adn shayk yur bonbon …
spinn adn spinn adn shayk yur bonbon …
Iffen teh kitteh akross teh street iz being punished tu, yu’d be on kitty corners.
Snerk!
He has many soft gushee bits!
Goggie was asking fur it ennywai!
Goggie says mean nastee fings about hoomin, like
Attrocious bref!
Bad hairs days everydays
can’t dans, dans, dans
Dosn’t look good in collar
E…
eets teh bestest fuds adn gibs meh kibbles
Forgets tu taek meh fur walkees
Getting berybery fatz
Has no fashun centz
I…
Invitez frenz ober and ignorifyz mii
Jack Shite, duzn’t noe
K….
Kiks meh orf teh bed!
Lets teh kitteh sleep awn teh bed! nawt fare!
Maeks meh sleep in a crayt
N…
Izz nawt proan tu shair iceycweemz
Joakz abowt hao fatz teh hoomin iz
Kleerz owt teh rume wenn himz pootz
Leebs teh howz wifowt gibbing petz adn lurvz
M …
Maeks a beeg fuss abaot meh shedding
Nebber gibs meh peeple fuds
Opinyunated adn rong!
P…
Pets me teh rong way
Quick tew make assumpshuns about teh mess awn teh floor
Rub my noze innit
S…
Smells liek cheep seegars
Toots adn blaems mii!
Ugly shoos
V…
V E T trips
Waitin to long to feeed mee!
Xageratin abowt wat I did.
Very bad taste in shoos (sew they must be destructivated)
Waterboll is nevver full (sew must drink owt of luvly wite magic boll)
Xtreemly tastee snax but not sharing (sew must help self)
Y…
Ys tu goggies twiks
Zers sew mini moar fings ai kud sai
Yoo noes dat wuz nawt teh goggie hoo tooted!
Zooms awf tu werks ebry mawning adn duz nawt taek mi!
O Hai.
Annipuss sends her apologies for nawt being nawt second, but her telephone and interwebs has stopped functioning again. She sends best wishes to all.
Any sparks in the night sky above beautiful downtown Catford this evening may be early celebration of november the fifth, but may also be Annipuss cursing British Telecom…
I fot it woz Annipuss lawnching a rokkit attak on British Telecorn.
That might be tomorrow evening if it is not all mended…
Lettuce noe, so we can be watching teh skye to teh NorthEast!
wel dat splains hao ai gawt an nawt sekkund dis urlie inn da dai.
ai ushually haz tu weight until da 3:00 lol wen anni gits awl sleapy an sloes doun…………
tel hur ohai an howdee puddi tat !
waves hello
Fank u, Puddy_tat! I was starting to worry! U really made me laff wif the sparks in the nite sky – although I habs difficultee imadjinig Ann cursing, I’m sure u noes her well! Dear me, ai hopes British Telenincompoops sort it out soon.
smiles quietly
*giggles* R u a Cheshire Cat now?
no, i is in bark-shire. it feels so wrong…
is that near yorkie-shire?
no. it ought to be, i suppose. berkshire (pronounced bark-shire) is to the west of london – i’m about 30 miles west of london.
Eeewwwwww. So totally wrong! At least Ann lives in CATford. Nao dat’s wot ai call appropriate.
indeed. home of the catford cat –
ht tp://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/11/128656231299625999.jpg
we does have a big kitty kat in reading town centre, though –
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maiwand_Lion
Ai has a sad. Didn knoe Judson berree well, butt (!) awl teh angrifyin awn teh prebious lol jus maks mii nawt happee.
Mii tu.
{{{cheezfrends}} just meditate on teh adorable orinj kitteh in teh lol.
orinj always make me say “SSSSKKKKWWWWWWEEEEEEEE”
Him has a beeootteeemus tayle!
Fanks gammacat, {{{gammacat}}}
Africat, nawt only are you clvver and good, you are the HAWT!!! in a kilt.
Manyly flying a carpet and reskewing teh swooning laydees. Yu are uneek and irreplaysable and I hail yu wif a skirl of bagpipe mewsik!
Of KORSE itz teh orinj wun in teh korner! *rolls eyz, laffs, luks at orinj self, laffs summoar*
*luks at hur oranj kittehs Barney an Fin*
YUP!!! It reelee IZ awlmoast awlwaiz teh orinj wuns!!!
yesh yesh yesh………cayenne has the “orinj hue” an her needs sum corner time too!!
Yup, iz alwais mai calico (wif orinj spots), too!
Jesh, mai rng wun is teh crabbi wun.
An she swingz at goggie, butt (@!@) no blud yet.
Gess aim wun ov teh awn hangin nawt hot oar clebber types.
Pfft, saonds liek ohai skool awl ober agin! Iz tu oald tu kare abaot beein hot or clebber or wat peeps fink ob meh anyways!
Nonsense, AfriCat! Yoo is a klebber and wunnerful peep! Pleez to not waste wun MINNIT of this day being sad or angry.
Cheez-peeps, pleez do nawt be sad! We has so menneh wunnerful frenz and such funneh commints and gud tymes and GRAYT kittehs! Ther wuz gud tymes befoar, ther is gud tymes nao, ther will be gud tymes agin tomorry . . . and teh neggst day.
I yam thankful for this place. Is Innernet “home” to me.
I coem here bekawz I lubbing it and I lubbing teh frenz.
Nao, we wuz havving sum luvlee cham payne on teh last 2 lols. Duz ennybuddy need to has theyr glass filld agin? *smiols a hunnert-watt smiol, holds owt teh now-full-agin bottlol*
Cheez! *rayzes glass and drinks*
*lions up fur a refill*
*still basking in teh hunnert-watt smiol*
*kwikly puts awn shaydz*
*blink, blink*
das beddur………ai toest yur annibursuri dai gremlin………
happytayle annibersary grem & mr. grem! FangQ for the shampers!
*sip sip sip*
Taht wuz chust lurvlee, Gremlin, adn berree hartfeltz, aiNOEso! Ai’z wun uv teh kinda-noobs, adn ai kumz heer tu haf teh funz adn teh silleez!
… and ai haf lawtz ‘n lawtz uv boaf!
*hedbonkz adn purrs* tu mai frendz in Cheezland!
{{{huggiez}}} and *schmoo*
NOPE!!! Yoo ar wun ov teh NOO hawt, funnee an clebber types!
Az we sed, they come an go!
Itz a long historee that Judson haz heer. Wehn he furst caim, we awl laiked him a lot. But. . . hiz kind ov hyoomor wuzn’t eggsaktlee waht we were doing heer.
He evenchoolee wuz banned frum heer an frum teh Cheezfrenz. An az Judson, he wuz MUCH nicer. So we nebber sed that we noo hoo he reelee wuz.
He attaked mee wif a feerse wunce – an awl mai frenz aroze az wun in mai defense! It wuz nawt a phun tiam.
But hee iz hardlee kwalified to say hoo iz hawt – an hoo iz nawt!!
Ai think we ar az hawt az ebber – just different!
jus to remembrrrrrrrrrr dat teh judson wuz hangin on tooooo…….so wut dat makes him??? pfffft!! let’s go have sum cake!!! schmoooo
Purrsonally, aifinkso teh cutting edj iz nawt ware ai want tu bii ennyway. STN. Peeps thare nawt sew nice adn tu compet…comp…trying tu be betterer tahn eech udder.
If u r one, ai am, too. It dun’t mattur, really. As long as we enjoy each other’s companee, fings are well. And dere is awlways an old time to remember and to long for, if u must. But ai prefurs to relish the present and the cheezpeeps that r here and nao. Dey don’t need to be funnee for me, dey need to be NICE. And u is nice, AfriCat. Schmoos!
Ai leebs the funneeness to teh comically gifted. I’m onlee gud at lankwitches, and effurybuddy noes dat Germans no can has cents of humor.
LOL!!! {{{{{{Upfi}}}}}
Ai’ll admit – teh jerman hyoomor iz a wee littlol bit “different,” but yoo ar ar own littlol caterpiller, an we lubs yoo verre much. An yoo maek uz awl happee when yoo ar heer!
*sez kwietly* Yoo is teh funniest catlerpigglol I has ever met, deer upfi. And yoo is gud at walkiin whyl keeping awl those legs in order – is tuff!
*jently pats Upfi’s feelers*
Yoo noes, we awl has our phunnier momints and owr not-so-phunny momints. Phunny is as phunny duz, but gud-harted peeps is forever.
*bends down, draws a liddlol hart in teh sand* Ther, I has mayd mah mark.
Happi anniberseree tu yu an Mr. Gremlin, deer Grem!!!
Fankees, AfriCat, and awl teh uther cheezies hoo has shared well wishes on owr anniversary (which is Caturday, BTW). Yoo wuz awl ther (or ennyway, sum of yoo wuz) when it happind last yeer, so I figgered I wuld lyke to sillybrayt with yoo awl nao, too!
I yam signing orf for teh day, but I leaves teh beeg, majikally refillable bottlol of cham payne for yor plezhur! And a bunch of fluted glasses. Injoi!
dunno bout dat africat…………
ai haz hurd fings bout yu inna KILT!
dat souns anifing butt nawthawt
an wee noes yu r clebber….
aifinks dis judson hads sum berri badd gnus an iz da tipe tu taik et owt awn does aroun himz……..
Fankees!
Ai wasn fisheein fur complimunts, an ai didn knoe wut bad news Judson had, teh angree wurds jus gawt mii a sad.
Waal, gotz tu get up eerlee, soe gotta goe sleepees naow. Gud nite awl!!!
I iz sry fur mai part in deh aggravatingz…. But I kudn’t let deh insult go bai…. it angrified mii berry much to heer sumwun saying wii wuz loozerz…..
g’nite AC, adn sleeping well.
*floofz pillowz and kawlz kittehz tu gibbing AC mennee snorglol and sweet dreemz.
He’z too smart foar it nawt to be ment!
Soo dont werree, AfriCat. Ai hav bin hailee successful awl ov mai laif, an ai hav menee, menne wunderful IRL frenz.
Butt – teh peepl ai hav met heer – itz awlmoast az if we hav an automatik bond. Sumwun (ai think it mite hav bin Maus) sed, wehn furst coming heer – “Ai hav found mai peepl!! Ai’m hoam!” an that’s hao moat ov us feel!
*whispurrs* Janet, I finks it wuz me hoo sed that!
Happy animaversary, Gremlin! Schmoos to yu and to Mr. G. and ov corse to Dexter, hu I am sure will be sharing in yr cellamabrayshuns!
*wispurrs*
gremlin, ifinkso tehre has prolly been MENNY of us hoo has sed that.. or, thot it!
Oh, yoo ar prolly rite! Is wun of those GMTA sitchywayshuns, of korse! That we has so offen on ICHC.
I members saying it wunz – just befoar Fangsgiving wun yeer. I wuz gonna be away and miss sevral ICHC dayz and I wrote that I wuz going but I gnu I wuld be bak, I HAD to coem bak – for I had fownd mah home.
Wuz wun of menneh voycez, ifinkso . . .
yew guise are bringin a tear to mai ais!! teh wunnerful peeps here! we wuz ment to be frenz!! (eben poopy hed wuns)
*whispurrs bal to gremlin*
Ai menshuned it awn ar trip to mary0spockn, an SHE sed she thot it wuz Maus. An that dint sound kwite rite to mee, but ai reelee dint noe fur shur!
It cud verree well hav bin!
Wii shud get awl r pichforks adn torshes adn go after Maus’s RL adn maik it tern him luus!
As teh cween of this fayr Internet villaj, of KORSE yoo tuk personal umbraj on owr behalf! Is teh cweenly thing to do.
Nao, hoos umbraj it wuz, we’ll nevver gno!
Fankeez gremlin!!! {{{{gremlin}}}}
*hangz umbrij in winder so it sparklolz in deh sunnyshine*
Putz up sine:
Fownd, wun umbrij.
Owner may klame at dhere kunveennyintz
Ooooh, look at teh pritty lightnings flashing in dat cloud of umbrage!
It makes nyse mood lighting piece…peeps know to speek carefully to a spoose when the umbrage light is on!
Atenshun, cheezfrendz – if’n ennjewun izz mis sink a numbraj, yu myt arsk teh cween, aifinkso!
fun, donut furrgit fun! Aiz nawt hawt oar clebber oar fun, butt ai lyke it heer ineewai! {{AfriCat}}
*burdbats*
well of corse you are hawt/clebber/fun!!
{{{{{hawt clebber fun skwirrlgrrl}}}}}}
Iz nawt fun win peepz iz nawt happee, an ai hopeso wutebur Judson’s bad gnuz or unhappiniss iz, it goez awai wifakwikness. {{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}
Ai beens here lurkin en sometimes commenten sinse teh beginning (back when we hads teh cheezeburgers to gib awai to tey berry clever) an ai hab thororogholy enjoied teh evolushon and changing of cheezepeeps. You comes…you goes… iz all teh enjoyable an I hopes it never stops. My lubs to everone…even {{judson}}…..ooo dots!!
Ai remembrrr teh furst taim we met!
Maus wuz splaining sumthing about pewters, an paws4thot sed sumthing, an then Maus sed hee wuz traiing to keep it simpul fur mee, cuz mai aiez were glazing ober.
An tehn AI sed, well! Maybe ai dont noe so much about pewters, but ai DO noe teh furst akt ov “Die Walkure” bai hart – an tehn ai sang teh furst lion “Du bist der Lenz nach dem ich verlangte. . . ”
An YOO sed – OH NOE!! EARWORM!!! Yoo were traiing to memorize sumthing!
*gigglolz quietly tu herseff* wenebber ai heers Die Walkure ai finks ob Bugs Bunneh adn Elmer Fudd…classiclol moosic fur teh masses!
*giggloz at mezzomon an has memories uv Bugs Bunneh awlso* Ai kinduv members dis JCH4K (mai old age..let me show you it!!). Dere have been manee fun advenshures here
Oopsie, put reply in wrong playse. Pleez to see above.
[hazza curious nao]
[goez tew czech owt the vitrilol<--hay iz dat an oxymoron?]
*snerks*
{{{{cheezfrens}}}} ai iz hapi tu has yu awl!
goggie en rong plaz at rong time-goggies fault…
Kitteh in nawti corner….
lil orinj kitteh
grrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzz
dis be Plasticat, buy teh wai…….
nawt dat enneewun kares…….
Wai iz replai nawt werkin?!?!
Dass ufny, was werkin a minnit ago
hmmmmmmmmm….
Plasticat
O hai, Plasticat! Schmooo!
ohai!
Wii karez, plastikat!!
In fakt, shudn’t u b in skoool??
musst b teechrz confrins day…..
Well, I gotz ta go du lawndreez. see yuuz guize later
skool endid an ower nda uh haff ago. Seaz yuu latur
whats wrong?
ohai dere……….wee due kaer!
reeepli fingee iz borked……………….
hmmmmmmmm……wut tu due?
Nuffink. Just keep writing and pretend it’s normal. Weird is teh gnu normal, u noes.
hunch… strayten… hunch… strayten… hunch… strayten
Ohai *pant pant* Upfi. *pant pant* Iz looooong way frum Eensy Weensy Nooziland to Chermanee *pant pant* butt (sniker) ai wantid to sae ohai *pant pant* nd stroek your litlol catturpillaryness. Ai pass out naow? Kthxisorlgoingblakk
Ohnoes! Kimkiwi! Spiik to mii! *fans kimkiwi wif a pritty fan*
*opens wun ai*
Ohai mezzomom. Ai’z jist gonna lei heer for a minnit or elebenty nd get mai breff bak.
“Go see Upfi,” Basemint Cat sed.
“Nd git theer by purtending to be caturpillar,” Basemint Cat sed
“It be phun and win and ossim,” Basemint Cat sed.
Basemint Cat tolld me a lai.
Nebber lissin tu Basemint Cat.
“is berry gud for the washbored abs” Basemint Cat sed
“Eeeziur an cheepur than jim membership” Basement Cat sed
“instant results” Basemmint Cat sed
Moar lais…
*Bringz in teh big oxy cleen oxejin tank, putz teh mask obur Kimkiwi’s faec. Turnz teh oxejin awn. *
Der U fill beddur inna minnut.
oh noes!@!!! call teh fyremen!
Ai hadz a frend hoo sed taht “normal” waz just a setting awn teh dryer. Ai lieked dat.
Waht EBBER wus make yoo think tath we dont care???
Ai care! How u be? How’s Eva teh Diva? UR mom wrote on mai faithbuk wall, but ai has nawt replied yet – no time. But fanks for finking of me!
oh oh I hopes this not wun of nawty Resoivoir Cats – were dat goggie’s eer??
Ai awlwaiz getz blaymified fur teh goggie’s messez. Itz nawt fare. Itz diskriminayshun against teh orinj kittehs, ai tellz ya!
tat royal marmalade kitteh
is waiting for crow!
crow danse a ho ho
(thru corner window)
ask kitteh and me… we shall tell you it is so
ice cream for cat… ice cream for crow
ice cream for shmee
now I must go
ohai evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Blizto, hooz burfday wuz yestirday, an Ambercat an TheAnvils hoo haz burfdays today!! an evreewun else wif burfdays yestirday and today!! yestirday teh burfday fairy wuz wurking on teh burfday party for the day, an gotted sidetrakkd haffway throo (fambly bizness) an forgotted to post!
so anyhoo, i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, butter yello caeks wif wippykreem frosting, iskreem, frootyfizzy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “bad to teh bone” wen tehy yoyo, boblolhed zombie alien dollz, kanddee, puffy goggie stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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fankees burfday fairy
buhbuhbuhbad………..
buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbad………..
badtudaboen…………………….
an RooldBaiTenKittehs too!!
We just found aut awn teh prevous LOL!!
ooh, ob corse! a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand, an a adding to teh Uffishul but Far Frum Compleet Burfday List!!
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fangz chew fur awl da burfdai witches!!
Burfday Fairy is beri-beri tuff jawb, Ainowse! {{{Burfday Fairy and famblee}}} Happee burfday to ebrybuddy!
Ohai, cheezfwends! Ai jest wanted tu sai dat ai iz berry much eggsited abaot teh cheezmeet dat ai iz cuukin up wif uniquekitty! Ai iz nawt hawt or clebber or funnee butt (!) ai berry much lubs ICHC nd all teh noo fwends ai haz mayde in suches teh shortly time! It gibs mee teh gigglol ebbry dai webber ai luk at teh commints or jest teh lols! Ai haz a hope dat ai canz meetz lots ob teh cheezfwends! {{{{cheezfwends}}}}
Fyremans???
*swoons*
“Eet won’t taek long tew git theer,” Basemint Cat sed
“Yew wil enjoi eet,” Basemint Cat sed
“Yew wil git buns of steele as wel,” Basemint Cat sed
Yup. Him tolld lais, agen!
*Handz kimkiwi teh bunz uf steel medlol frum teh krakur jak bawks. *
Der U feels beddur naow?
O yesh yesh yesh.
Thankies for teh medlol, nd the ocksygin, WRr.
Mai boi sed he dint unnerstand y deh gurlz wud wurk tu git bunz uv steel, him liked em “soft adn poofy.”
Yesh, iz phunee taht us wimmins tihnk we need to be firm nd hard, wehn moast of teh mens liek us skooshy nd kuddlee. Iz mai eggs cues, ennyhoo.
Not funny, just messed up.
I shall not lower myself to such poor typing skills.
Nor do I believe most cats can’t spell.
However, I am quite sure that this cat really would talk like this.
She looks like my cat. And that looks like my brother’s table x-X
And if that truly is Daisy, I have no doubt her grammar skills are this bad. She runs into walls and falls off of tables. (She also attacks dogs whenever one comes to our house)
where did u get the picture?
it looks EXACTLY like my cat and EXACTLY like our work table