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Petz nawt-sekkund
Hooray for PoussinBoi! You has a solo nawt-sekkund! Yay!
Kitteh filed under Zzzzz…
No… Kitteh shud be filed under Awwww so is furst in Alfabeticlol order
Yeah, but… try telling HIM that!
…and shirley, “aaahhhh” comes before “awww”…?
Why nawt haz bof? Aaahaaw!
Y file todai, wen yu can petz nao!
rub mah belleh, NOW
mai kitteh haz hims own in tray. to nom, tew skratch, tewruin owners wall.
Pet Tray is très petite (pet eat), donut yu tihnk?
lolz ai likes!
Hab funn !! Ime fylen maiselb under ZZZZZzzzzz zzz z …
Bottom label shuld be “to snorgle!” I seez a whyt spotty strypey belleh!
Pass me teh snorgle snorkel; aym going IN!!!
*FLOOF!*
*grem disappears into the floof*
Oh yes, dat wuz gonna be what I sed, Gremlin….exactlee teh same wurds….get outta mai hed, girlfren!
Ohai, COL!!! I promisses to try!
Hao yoo be today? Aym lukking forward to owr cheez-meet!
I am okiedokie fine….waiting for promised cooler weather this weekend! See ya on teh 28th!!
*throws a lifeline to gremlin, in case she needs help in emerging from the floof.*
Mmmbmbldllememe mfmff lsl mmmlllble floof!
OH-oh! Call the YNGs to provide mouf-to-mouf to clear teh breathing passajes of floof!
*calls YNGs*
*comes to her senses; grabs lifeline, crawls owt of floof summat lyke teh Man in Black and PB rising up owt of teh litening sand*
Here, Grem. pleaz to haz sum oxygen to clear yr ind and throat of floof-indoosed light-headedness.
*Hands Grem a breething tube connected to oxygen tank.*
IN with teh good ayr, OWT with teh bad ayr!
Hey, this O-2 is pritteh gud stuff! *smiols a wobbly smiol*
*wraps a NON-floofy blanket around Gremlin; hands her restorative hawt choklit and remooves no longer needed oxygen mask*
I fink you’ll be okay. Oh! Yu needs a cheeseburger to grounding teh energeez.
*Gibs Grem a cheezburger wif all teh fixings.*
NOM NOM NOM!!!!! I snarfs down that cheezburger with an enfusiasm, kthx!
Kitteh fyle izz pryo … purrio … DU ITZ NAOW!!
…ebbryfink ellz kan wayt, aifinkso!
aifinkso tew!
gremlin! wayit! o noes….we has a lost wun!
*emerges frum floof smiling*
Is ok, zelkina! Aym awlrite! Wuz lost in teh floof for a whyl, but aym bak!
yay! ai has been awai fer tew long aifinkso. last time ai was awn here i hadded teh pleh oinky flu. hao is ebberyone? u been good?
Aw, poor zelkina! I hopes yoo is awl beddur! Flu germs, GO AWAY! Yesh, we has bin gud, ifinkso. I has bin lukkee enuff nawt to git enny flu germs, at leest nawt yet.
OT: This coming weekend mah huzbing (Mr. G) and I sillybrayts our nawt-sekkund wedding anniversary. Menny of yoo may remember owr suddin wedding last fall – he wuz sik, mebbe dying, but didn’t hav insurance, so I marreed heem and he had a mirakulus rekubbery after vizzits to 3 horspitals within a week.
Aym so glad this yeer for heem to be happeh and helthy sted of going throo wut we went throo then. I members gittin up in teh middlol of teh nite chekkin to see if he wuz still breethin . . . Oh, mah cheezies wuz such sources of strength and BEEMS during that tyme for meh, KThxWunnerfulPeeps.
Ennyway, we is doing well, and we is happily-ever-aftering.
So I sillybrayts, and we has a BIG JOY!!!! 
Mah happehniss, let me show yoo it!
{{gremlin}} I haz suuuuuuch a bigbig happy foar u! Happy anniversary, and may der b menny menny moar!
O gremlin dis iz shirly a grate reeson to sillebrate!!
*pops open teh shampain*
here’s to yur annibersary, adn futur gud helf!!!
Fankees for teh cham payne and teh well wishes!
We tries to liv fully in eech happeh momint, oh yesh!
Happitayl annibersaree, Mr. and Mrs. G! Ai duz ‘member, as a noobeh cheezpeep den, and ai has a beeg happi dat yew has da hapilolee eber after tewgevver!
Concatshamaylayshunz on nawt-sekkund, PB!
It’s moarneng wair ai yam (whut ai yam), soe for noms ai purrpoze fraishlee bayk’d minny daynush uv awl sordid kyndz, adn catpucheenoe foar drinkees.
…adn foar danseng, sumfink to get wakee’d upz (ai doan noe bowtchu, butt (!!) ai haz teh sleepee) … haow bowt sum beechboppin’?! …
Haz u seen mai bukkit stapler?
Haz u seen mai
bukkitstapler?Xcyooz meh, ai beleeb yew hab mai
bukkitstapler.” waytor – i will has look at cocktayl menu now…”
“i will be having sumthing chilled wit milk and toona and a littil umberella…”
“shakkies nawt stirries…”
this kitteh is DEFINITELEE not stirring!
It’s a cat box!
OIC – Dats why teh wurk always seems tew pile up.
Dis am a verreh magnanimuss kitteh to allow teh pappurrs to stay in dey slots. Moast kittehs wud shred dem in a trice wiff a sneer and a snort furr dareeng too fink dat dey cud preempt teh impoartunts dat is Kitteh. Butt dis kitteh has kindlee allowed dem too continue to exist. Verreh gennurruss indeed. Dis kitteh must hab a powerful tired.
Ohai, kafleen! I wuz wundering wher yoo wuz! So nyce to see ya here. Hao lyfe be treeting yoo, mah donkey-fren?
This kitteh has a powerful KYOOT – and (I keep saying this every tyme we has a kyoot tabbeh with whyt paws and a snorgly whyt spotty belleh) he looks a LOT lyke mah tabbeh-boi Dexter and hiz 2 bruthers!
Good gravy, I have a tabby cat named Dexter. This world is far too small, I think.
Deodand – Ohai to yor Dexter frum myne!
Mostly I kawls heem “Tabby” or “Tabbins.” Or “Tibbies” or “Tibbs.” He be a qat of menneh noms, I meen nayms. 
2 Petz Kitteh amz
berreh clebburr. Getz lawtza
slow Belleh Rubbinz!
2 Petz Kitteh inz
ekksellent poasisshun
2 teez Mowsee’z tayl!
2 Petz Kitteh can
haz az mutch attenshunn az
himz coodz ebbur wawntz!!!
Jack.
oyez – dat belleh iz unbeeleafubul!
Dat wuz berreh berreh nyce, Jack….. pow… poh…. rhymy wurdz ahr wunnerfulz!!
(eben doh tehy deedint reely rimes… isokaifinkso)
That is so cute!
adomira ti onn♪
iz filed in high priority box.
yes, i think so.
*reassessess pryoarity list. muvz “petz” tu tawp uv list*