PLAYING DEAD
PLAYING DEAD
A perfect tactic when caught stealing jelly beans
gud wai 2 git awt of goin 2 teh vet.
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ai iz uh-sleeep, ai din’t dew nuffin.
Ohai jk2k! U gitted da tawp spawt uv da makrumay! Watt U wanna dew 2 sillybrayt?
conga rats, jk2k!
yez,
conga
conga
conga rats!
iz neis tu giff peeps eh hapi. STN.
Teh Ratz iz gunna dans Swan laek fur U.
U can haz popcorms, treets adn teh drinks befoar they start? Nawt can get moar until innurmishuns.
les ballets trucadero!
omai ebberywun! ai jus gotzd hoam an ai see, ai meen ai hoep, ur awl sillybratin alredee! ai juz lubs wahchin teh dansin rats, dey izza fyun!
ballay, lemme show u haow ai NAWT gud at it!
Iz Okai jk2k…Wii maed teh bideo so U can see teh hole ballay. U want Barishnakov kitteh tu deliber it?
as iz awffurren awp eh belleh tu snorgul!!!
Mah belleh. It need a snorgul.
sorree….aiz married!
bawt aim suyr dere bii sumwon een teh nawtee barn wif ironen tu bii dun!
bawt! ai duz awfa teh furree paw awf frendshep…eet bii comen frum ‘azevedan’ (lawng storree/badd wurdpress)
Kthxhai!
Hehe I was quotin dat kitteh.
but, wud u say no tu sumwun snorgloling ur belleh?
Depends awn hoo da sumwun is.
But on jenrul princple, no.
I’z nawt ded yet…
yur gettun betta?
Ay! ‘E sez ‘e’z nawt ded yet…
R u shure? U won’t bii stone-ded inna moment?
aifink ai’ll goe foar a walk…
Ai feelz ‘appy!
noe singun! stawp dat museek!!!
Her gots grate beeg….tracts ob land…
ais snoozzzzzzinn……. yep dats da tikit!
tactic might not work when phone rings, though
kitteh wud bee inn furr an rood ahwaikinnin
wud due hims imeetayshun ob ceelin kat
Oar Velcro cat…
smiles quietly
i wants a proper ‘candlestick’ phone – but they are kinda expensive
i has a ring-tone from one of these on my mobile phone…
ht tp://www.btinternet.com/~ians.telephones/Images/706_MUS.JPG
ooohhh. hubbehkat found a rotary wun on ebay (red) and pololi, um shinned it reelly good
iz really hard to dial!
there is a lot of reproduction ones out there though.
oh mai at price for a genuine, reconditioned one
ht tp://www.eurocosm.com/Application/Products/Teleph/150-series-GB.asp
Ai keped mai rotary fone, plane blak wun. wurkz just fien wen lektrik iz of nd nu fonez nawt wurkingz. Nebbur fawt abowt it being balylubul
we has still got mumcat’s (annipuss’s) rotary dial phone somewhere – it’s like the one here only cream not yellow
ht tp://www.btinternet.com/~ians.telephones/Images/706_MUS.JPG
- it would need a modification to work on the modern phone sockets though…
I just layin heer sweepin. Um, I nawt know how dat fur gitted awl obber yur jelly beans.
… speshullee wif da lid kloazd…
Kitteh iz beri tricky!!
Naow 4 himz nekst trik, himz wheel hyd da jellee-been-kullerd stikkee stuff rownd himz mowf…
Teh goggie diddit — he rubbed jellee beenz awl ober mah belleh wen ai wuz asleep, den he putted dem bak in teh jar. *nods solemnly*
Datz mah storee & aiz stikkin tu it.
Troo, butt(!!) teh evidence iz stikkin tew yer fayce.
Dat darn goggie!
*shaeks paw menacinglee at teh goggie*
Kittehs always wanna nap on da paper dat yer werkin on.
peejay………..ai kin sea an pinkee tow beeloe da jellibeenz!!!
I nose!! *Thinx about cleenin da bafftub*
yesh yesh yesh! ai eben tried leevin out decoy papers. dinna work!
Dis kitteh lukes lyke Punkin, butt!!, Toonces is da won wiff da serious paper fetish.
(OT) Just hadda vision of kitteh stuck to ceilin after phone rings!)
Jellee-belleez fur teh kittehz bellee!!!!
ai bedur nawt purrtendz tu snoar … teh jelleebeen breff wud giv mih awae, aifinkso …
It was teh tabby, in teh office, wif…… wif……
… wif teh orinj jelleebeenz, ov koars
O, datz rite! Da orinj wunz iz teh poyzin!
… DA KLAW …
.
(*I nawt b teh nowin dat uh klaw wuz inna Kloo gaym*)
wif da paypurrwait?
…..wif himz berry faboritist paypurr shredurr… (translated to: poyntee endzz)
GMTA, RBTK!
tee hee…… (adn stuffz)
The body in the library
Miss Marplkitteh solvs teh Mr. Eee?
yesh, but rite now her is taking a snooze
teh jellibeens r to hard to rezist!!
specially teh red wons!
ooh, yesh! – esspeshullee ifz tehy iz teh spyse-flavrd jelleebeenzes! * snatchuz a pawful uv jelleebeenz adn runzawaiwifakwiknes tu nomnomnom*
*Yoinks all da black ones* *Comes back fer da green ones*
*Comes back fer da whole jar*
*stikz owt paw
*tripz pjperry
*jellybeenz spill awl ober deh plais
*Grabz a yello adn a pinkee wun
nom nom nom
*Thud* Wat happind? *Scoops up as meny jellybeenz as can*
*Generusly shares filthyjellybeenz wiff anyone who wantz*
fanks… but no fanks.
**stayres at teh bocks dat jist kumded in da mayles… wunnerz wat iz**
Ai wunner taht ai canz bar-rose a lyphe frum on ub meh kittehs… doo to da kyooree osticy maykin wun died……..
peex froo teh jellee beenz furr teh blak wunz…..
nom nom nom nom
*gibs a cupppol ob blak wunz to RBTK*
Ohai, frenz! I’m bak! Jes walked inna door.
Oh, an dere be two BC’s awn my bak pat-e-yo. Duz dat meen ennyfing? Iz gud luk oar sumfin?
oooh, two BC’s must be luckee!
Ohai, gc!
I hoapso iz luckee, cuz I has Powerball tikkit foar 2morrow nite.
YESH, YESH BC’s bii beri, beri luckeeeee!!!!!
I haz tu and look how luckee I bii!
Red, will you clicky awn myne bloo name an see iffin my pic uploaded? Sometymes I kan upload an sii it, butt (!) nobody else kan.
Dem wantz tu dans dans wif Dini aifinkso. U can be teh meen mawm adn maek dem goway, oar teh gud mawm adn maek dem wurk foar teh dayt.
Dini nawt hoam yet. I gotted in too layt to pik hur up frum teh V-E-T.
I be pikkin hur up aftur werk 2morro.
as long as it wasn’t 4…
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-four-lolcats-of-the-apocalypse.jpg
ofangzchew pj…. ai lykez teh blak wunz berri berri mutchlee!!
nomnomnom!!
MMyur welcum! Dey waz only on da grownd fer a few minites.
this one is definetly female.
Two captions come to mind:
Tough day in the office for Fortune 500 CFO (chief feline officer)
Coffee breaks are for sissies. I get bellyrub breaks.
Republican cats.
Now the world is doomed.
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