anti-burglar devise
anti-burglar devise ai iz it
wut u do if teh burglar iz a kitteh?
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killah kallicoe
butt(!) pritteh killah, yesh…killing U sawflea wiff hiz cute,
(congaratz, wb!)
correctshun: killing U sawtflea wiff HURR kute!!!
‘;)
erm. . .LOL!!
An if hiz kyoot dun work he…er…she will keel u wif her pointy ends.
Conga Ratz WB.
The ratz haz a speshul fur U.
Dem iz dressed liek teh redkote soljurs. Adn dans dans dan teh Waltz uf teh flours frum teh nutkrakkin sweet! Wif speshull mooziks uf teh hare-drums.
dum da de dum dum dum !
U duzzint wanna risk teh pointee endz!
I has tu manee gushee bitz to even trai…
Willy boy!!! wat doe you see!!!!!
aiiiieeeeeeeeee
oh noes………
pinkee noes…………
pinkee towsis……
an an kallicoe……..iz tew mush
SPLORT
Oh boi, wb datz U awl obber agin!
*whizzles 4 emerjencee splort EMT*
I has teh not sekond aid – can I helpz yu?
yesh, yoo kan dew brayne kleen-up and rekon,,,recon…put bakk together?
I’m knot sew gud wiff antommee…
*seize wb’z brayne gutz*
hmmm, teh serry-bellolm goesinto teh frunt…
GUD!! Yer doin grate!
ruhh, ohh, forgotted teh cranyum bonez!!
*serrybellol fawls on floor*
*Hands kitkay some ducky tape, floofy cheezpeepz blanket, some sordid choklit drinkees an noms* “You no wat to do.”
*rapps up selff inn floofy blanky*
*noms choklit and slurps drinkees*
hey…yoo ‘posted too bee giting teh splort rekobbery treemint!
*shrugs* *noms moar choklit* MmMmm, dis goes guut wit my poppy-korn! Bess dinner ebber…ah, huh!
*weeklie raizes hed*
halp?
*thud*
I handles this – Kitkay put on teh soothing tea.
(humming to self) Frontal lobe connekted to cortex, cortex connekted to brain stem, brainstem connekted to smartphone … oops. Hastilt scoops and replaces splort damage.
There – a little duct tape and some gauze and it’ll be as goos as new…
hay, king, *holdz up long finggy* luke whut I found…its a medulla oblongata, aifinkso…datz whut dr. tinylungdoc sed, NE way!
Juss mix it all up, rinse wiff anyfing, put it all back and tape!!
*Whispers* Let’s add a few seamonkees an see wat happens.
whi iz dere an ringringing inn mai hed?
wut r awl dees apps fings?
ooh gaimz………..an dawts
OOOO-AAAAA-OOOO-AAAA
*skreeches tew hahlt, murjincee crew gits owt*
*sweepee sweepee up teh brayns*
*rinsee awf braynes wif sparklee waddur*
*pakpakpak inna hed bones*
*luuk arown foar enne missd braynes, nope*
*rap ducky taype arouwn hed bones*
*hans hawt choklit an sordid noms tew willy boy*
Heer, bee moar caerfull wif luukin at teh kaleeco kittehs, drink ur choklit an hav sum noms!
ohh fankee…………
ai feelz beddur nao ………..
iz gud fing cuz ai haz tu dribe hoam nao
buhbye awl
oh fankyee, jk to teh sekond power! I hadda big confusedloled!
*pats willy on teh hed*
ai iz mush purtee-er dan teh stoopy klub u haz!
weer can i get one, or elebentee?
sumthymes the burgulars even splort awl ober teh apolstery and never eskape!
dat’s gonna leev a mark!
yabbut at leest dare’s plenty ob brayne sellz 4 teh DNA testees, awl teh finnger prince R cubbered up, aifinkso.
eeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwwww, skrambloled byanz, dont want!
Well, at leest darez plentee ob DNA for teh ebbydense…
Dat can’t be cumfterbul.
yabutt, kitteh will goez 2 grate lenghts sew yoo no cann goez tew teh VET!!!
New and improved airbag system – The AirBall…
Easliy disarmed wif kan uf tuna tho!
O a cheezburger….I herd that sumwhear, NE way….
*Nods in agreement* Yep, Ifinkso I heard dat tu!
now ware did wii heer taht?
*skratches hed*
Hmmm………..Old wives tale maybii!
I saw in lol tree dayz ago aboot teh kitteh wif teh cheezburger…
aifinksoyes…
Would that bii eh reason tew keep cheezburgers in mai purse? Ai culd bii like Cheezburger Eddie!
*runns 2 UUtuube an watches Terry Crews on “The Longest Yard”…”dats teh troof…wiff cheez on it!”
CALIKO!!!!!
**luuks arown**
YOINK!
**runswifakwikness**
U shur U wanna du dat? Caliko is cubbured in wb’s splortij. U has tu gib hur teh baf nawt sekkund, and put wb bak tugeddur!!
halp
ohai, red! ai juss took a peak at yore noo boss!
sheez pritteh, fangs 4 sharing fotos!
Fanks, kitkay.
yes, her is byootymus!! qween ob all her surveys.
Dini iz teh survayor? Ai finked hur wuz sush teh beautimuss kitteh dat hur nawt haz tu wurks!
Dini nawt hassa jawb. Hur stays hoam awl day an mayks me go to werk so I can affordz teh fuds.
I’ts her job to sleep 22 hours a day, and demand fuds.
She may also be responsible fer mouse and bug alertz, some occazional snorgles and lubs, and to play loudly at inoppertune times. 3 a.m. milkring chases.
Yes, yes, 3 a.m. milkring plays! And running up an down da hall yowling in need fur tenshuns!
She’s juss doin her job. *nods*
ohai kitkay, i seed a fyoo days ago yoo wuz lukin for my emeow addy, i will send yoo a emeow wif it. haz beena hard fyoo days, my elder boi made it to hawaii but had to coming home on a medikal releese.
him wuz habbing ank siety attaks so seveer him culdnt do anyfing, too seveer to be treeted owt tehr so for himz own best intrests him had to come home. him gotted in dis morning.
Oh, I am so sorry, lm! So hard for you! The whole thing’s been so stressful, and we were glad and hopeful, and now this trial to face! I’ll email. And pray. Love, Kitkay
Oh, lm, i know how hyme feels. I hazza a similar thingy. Wen I moved to FL an lived wif myne sister and BIL I lost bout 20lbs. (Which didn’t hurt me) Wuz beri unpleasant wif da anxietys howebber, I shoulda wented tu da Dr fur help.
Is bedder now?
Um, most uf da tyme.
{{{Lm’s elder boi an 3km}}} *wishes der waz a slitely smiley hopeful comferting moticom*
?
ai fink dis cood become da new burgular systim fruout da entire wurld. Not onry wood it work in autocars, it wood also be working in da houses. Just put a kehtti on ur doornob, an….BAM… istent alrum systim!
Yeh…wut PootyTat sed.
not to be leaving home without protection kitteh.
the look on his freaking face! this site is awesome!
Just as long as u not an anti-burger alarm.
{{{{QuoteMan}}}} fanks fer “fruout da entire wurld.”
ani tymes!
Keep on hawllin kitty
YAYYY!!!! Anudder truker Kitteh. Dat Kitteh is sittin on da Freightliner steering wheels! I knew dere was udder truk dribin Cheezepeeps and dere 1 is!!!!
In fact, dat Kitteh is garding da same kinda truck ai drove all over da USA. Uh huh, it’s defnately a Freightliner Century class with a 3rd Generation Auto Shift Eaton fuller transmission. And an illegal steering whel knob. Shame on the kitteh’s hoooman for habbing dat.
Dat kitteh must uv been tired frum the lawng day uv dribin, Aifinkso.
Wat would the trucker Kitteh be called aiwunder?
Sawry for the silly post. I just cited for seeing a nudder trucker kitteh is awl.
HONK HONK time to go to werk! We norf bound and down…
Himz mite bee called:
Aimz furr teh middlol line,
Bustin down teh higway,
Cawl ov teh opin rowd,
Duck teh smokeez,
E…
Ebbryboddy get outta my way
F’you done lyke my drivin, stay offa da sidewalk
Gimme room; lotsa room; lotsa room
H…
Honk Honk, hazza gud trip (pawlajeez tu pj perry)
If yuz nawt inna faast lane yu nawt libbin,
Just git obur!
Kitteh shud hab lysinz, nawt hoomin,
L…
Look owt!!
Maek way
Nu lysens? from cory spandex skool?
O…
On deh rode agin….
P….
Owt ob mai way, sloepoek
Pullin’ ober fer cawfees
Quik! awn teh rode agin
R…
Honk if u lubbz Ceeling Cat
I ride deh Munford Lane
J…..
Ohai, 18waak!
I wuz awn teh rode foar ovur sebben howers 2day, comin bak frum bakayshun.
I nawt stawp at enny Flyin J’s, butt I did stop atta Pilot. Thot of ya!
Tayk care an stay sayf!
♫ Loded up adn trukkin
♫ Wii gonna dew wut dey sed kant b dun!!
♫ Wii got a long way tu go
♫ Adn a short tiym tu git dere ……
Hai 18wheelsandakitty!! Nice to see yoo again!
Bleeve it oar not – ai wuz just thinkin ov yoo a coupla daiz ago, wundering where yoo ar an hao yoo ar doing!
As wuz ALSO wunderting about woozled!! Ai’m vereee fond ov woozled – an he hazn’t bin heer fur weeeks an weeks – leest nawt wehn ai’ve bin heer!
Ohai 18wheelsandakitty. Mai husbin wuz a trucker fur 20 yeers and wanted to take BK (kitteh) wif him, but ai wuldn’t letz him. She wuz a reel sker … skur … umm … she wuz fraidz uv getting losted. She wuz mai kitteh when him wuz gone onna trip, but when him comez hoem hur wuld sai “who dat womun?”
HONK HONK, hazza a gud trip!!
Mii brudder kittehs goez inna da ArrVee wif heem and hiz fambly. KitKat likees to sitz onna da back ub heem seet and puts herz feetz onna heem hed!! Wile he bee dribin!!
Iz berry funneh!
I think teh kitteh iz teh wun hu iz alarmed bi haben hers piksure taken.
Seh thought it wuz a safe an quiet place fur a napanapnap.
Kitteh lukes lyke she nawt sposta be in da truck an got busted!
I has herd of layin awn teh horn, butt dis iz ridik-yoo-luss!
Her luks liek mai Paintball!
U haz a Kalico Kitteh named Paintbawl?
LOLZ Dats awl kinds a kewl!
Her sittin here wif mii. Mai boi give her dat naem. It soots her!
Dis be a noficial 18-wheeler kitteh! (ai rekognizes da dash)
“Give me 40 acres to turn this rig around”
“Lemme just steal this car here-SCREEEEEAAAM!!!!!!!”
teh claw… better den teh club!
Hellow eberyone! Can sumbuddy give me da like to da cheez town crier? I nawt kno hao to get dere! Sparkysmom says dere was a post about me and ai wanna see it…Ai nawt no I wus so famus!
Klik awn Cweenmj’s bloo naem abuv. iz teh kwikest wai der.
Ohai Bai teh wai.
*extenz paw uf friendship *
Callee~co Kitteh
lykez ebbeefeeng t3h way itz
iz. Chaynjj?… Do nawtz wantz!
Callee~co Kitteh
keeps hurz Prittee Wun awayk
awn ekkstra lawwwwwwng hawlz!
Callee!co Kitteh
gets 2 wawtch Wurrld goez bye froo
Ekkstra Beeg Windo
Callee~co Kitteh
trabbillz awwlll ovah. Mennee
Kitteh boyz lubz hurz!
Jack.
Applol saws! applol saws! Gud pome JD.
What you mean? “Back in the trunk.”
egstra winndo? ………. …. . … .. .. .. .. ..wun…………. . .. .. … …
The NFL is wear pink accessories at all their games during Breast Cancer Awareness Month. They have pink gloves, hats, wristbands, etc. (I know this because I’m an NFL-widow.)
Whenever I see them play, I think: “That Quarterback has pinkeepinkeetoepads!”
Look at those eyes.
Cally Cat has been drinking the truck stop coffee.
Going to be awake all the way to Tulsa.