
1st rule if u gonna share ma bed U gotz to wear pants
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1st rule if u gonna share ma bed U gotz to wear pants
Picture by: MsMurderCake Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
Doan’t want no nekkidniss
Puritan kitteh, is repressed?
nudist kitteh iz oppressed?
Sum fingz needz ree presst!
Mah pantz needz to be presst!
Conga Ratz Will dans teh flite uf teh flutturbai’s fur U.
U can haz teh niec Urlgray teas an a biscuit befoar U go tu beds yes?
Dat sownds gud, thx!
Iz sorry but I has a qwestion: How long dose it takez for ma pictur to apeer on I Can Has Cheezburger? or is there anee garuntee that it will bee deesplayed at awl?
Ohai H-H. U mus be new to ICHC. *Cattails extends teh floofy paw uf cheezfrendship* Berry nice to meetchu. I jus happened to notice ur post here. Everyone is talking over on the newest pic so they didn’t see u here. I sent u a frend rekwest. I be happitail to halp u learn moar about teh site. Iz berry, berry hard to get ur pic on teh front page of ICHC. It has to be voted on and there iz elebenty hunnert new lolz made evry day.
Butt.. butt…. ai IS wearing mai burfday soot! Ai really is!
It’s a shaem it duzn’t fit u beddur!
*chorkle*
Nekkid kitteh haz teh bawdy ob uh much yunger feline.
Nekkid kitteh beddur gib it bak coz himz getting it awl wrinklold.
[sends YNG w/majik heetfree ironz tew BC's cat tree]
Chemo kitteh lost all her hares
Please let me explain: I have had chemo twice and have been bald as a cue ball (retaining only my eyebrows) twice. This is just what I immediately thought of when I saw this picture.
Sorry – oh so very truly sorry – if I’ve offended. The thought flowed from my brain to my typing fingers with no filtering in between.
Please forgive me if I’ve upset you. I did not mean to. I just have this warped sense of reality… (oooh! dots)
Plz nawt 2 wurree u haz ebbry reezun 2 fink dat wai – it muss be a berry bad eggspeeriuns 2 need keemo let alown put up wiv teh sied effeks.
aiz fine wif yur cawmint…………iz kinna beddur dan da reealty ov peeps maiken kittehs luk lyke dat awn porpoise.
No offense Q! Yu been thru it, and i wuld bet yur humor helped yu git through da tuff tymes. {{Q}} Glad yur better now!!
Ia oka Q. Husbing hadda chemo 2 and had same effekt. He hadda warped sense of humors bout it.
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Nawt a thing rong wif a warpt cents uv reealolty.
U Nawt haz tu splain. Wii noes Ur commint wuz nawt tu bii meen.
Ai has a hoep U beeted ur cansur troll wif a ven jens.
YESH! or at least so farr. 1998 and 2005 and counting. Just found more cancer but surgery may get it with no chemo necessary. Wouldn’t that be grand??
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ai gibs hugses too {{{{{Q}}}}} mi favrit auntee had cansor and din servive it. was veddy sad
but ai reelee happiez dad yoo bees strong and bets it
lawts of hugses
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[*BOOGA BOOGA* to the cancer]
Owt damd spot. [NC nao hoaps HE hazn't offended]
Srsly…Good luck wif yor surgery! [sends healing beams tew Q]
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FankQ (snerk) to all my Cheezfrinez!!
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Win y can hazzin teh surge ray? Wii can keep teh beems comin till ur fru it. {{{{{{{Q}}}}}
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aww pore bebeh……..
dose sfinks kittehs brings owt da caer trowel inn meh
Mii, 2, Aifinkso. Teh more Ai seize of tehm, teh more I wants to snorgle wun. Hu n teh cheezpeeps hazza spinkskitteh? Ai wants to knowing how tehy feelz? Softee? Ruffish? Dew nawt lahk teh ruffish animolols, butt iff tehy is softee, Ai wud like 2 hug wun adn skweez it adn nit it liddul swedders.
U luuks cold, littlol wun. Hao abowt a niec warm sawftee robe?
[tosses flannlol peejays in wif sawftee robe]
Ooo fanx, dis is a warmmy!
Ai halps tu…
* turns teh thurmosplat up elebentee degrees *
Der naow U haz a warm.
Dis iz stranj, one minit, I’m drivin home; da next, I’m in a snuggly robe and da heat is 80elebenty degrees.
Where the heck is that poor cat’s sweater??
gmta…..
duz widdlol nakkies kitteh haz ennee ideer jsut HAOW warmz it izz wair BC livz??!!
Probobli nawt. Butt(!!) at least nekkid kitteh wil nevvur bii kold again. Unless BC needs tew buy a snowmobile.
Why? O.o Wut hab yew hurd nissi?
Oh! Oh! Dat means ai is gunna git uh raze.
He lukes a liddol cold…someone shud gibs himz some snorgles.
I will!! I will!!!!
Poor kitteh.*Tidmum knitsknitsknits a floofy jumper made frum Hazels floof sheddings wivakwikness*
Butt(!!!) yer nawt volanteering to snorgle?
I am!! I am!!! Juss wanna make the poor nekkid kitteh a jumpurr too
*Snorgulsnorgulsnorgulsnorgul* awwwwwwwwwww. Poor kitteh. I will snorgul yoo awl day
I donates sum Injeh floof, herz a fur factree
Hazel has so much at teh momunt,her is pullin it out an leevin clumps ebbreewhare!! O.O
how U iz Tidmum, long time no see..
I has had a busee in RL
Ai haz hare drifts een mai howse. Iz mai onli regret uv gitting teh wud flores; karpit hided teh floof mush betteh.
awwwwwww he needs a fuzzy buddy!!!!!!
Musta been wun basement uf a parti fur kitteh tu lose hyme clothes.
Pizza parti?
Haz tew keep teh spinx kitteh inside plz or hym will knead sum sumscream!
Pour chilleee kitteh bebbeh! **Swoopz up bowf kittehs and cuddles dem inna warm sawft cheezmap blankee** Ai cud knit deh liddlol guy a berry gud coat, but ai onlee haz goggie hayres. Butt (!) oh teh mowntins ov goggie hayres ai haz!
Goggie Floof will werk ok for sweater
Oyesh! Aifinkso kitteh wheel luk sew prittee inna light gold sweater! Wiffa hud? Nao if onlee I cud knit……odotz!
mebbee teh kitteh wuld liek teh feathured boa tu keep warm wif! U can maek wun uf dem yass?
**nods** Oyesh ai kin! **molts** **fevvers fly awl obur WRr** I will mayke yu wun tu, West River rat! Yu wantz red, gween oar bloo fevvers?
Don’t wurry bebbeh, granma willz knitz Uz a lubbleh sweatah
an glubs an a hat
“Damn, I must’ve gotten really drunk last night!”
aawww! teh littol BC luks just lyke mai Shadow!
*sniff*
teh kittehs are with the inlaws whyle we have werk done on our place! That way we dinna have to lock them innna one room during the dai!
But i miss them sooooo much!
No~Furr Kitteh habz
reenkillz wayr dayr shoodz beez fur.
Berreh cawnfewzeeng!
No~Furr Kitteh aktz
jusst lyke regyoolurr Kitteh.
Lubz 2 cuddilz moar!
No~Furr Kitteh lykez
t3h feel ubz sawfft, sillkee fur.
Himz shhodz habz groanz sum!
Jack.
*clappity clappity clap*
dat is a good wun Jack!
Poor nekkid kitteh. Himz needz some anti-reenkillz cweem anna hoodee ob floof.
the kitty without fur is so so sweet!!!
what kind of kitty is that?
my heart goes out to the person who commented earlier that had chemo.
Good luck and healing.
Dis iz a sphinx kitteh. Dey borned wifout no hairs.
Nakees kitteh iz nakees!
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and to poor nekkid kitteh. Iz nice that furry friendly tuxie likes to keep warms.
I know is born like dats, but is IMHO is not nice to breeds nekkid cats. Deyz gots fur fur a reason…since deys gots no clothez.
My feelins agree wif U.
Ai see dat MsMurderCake says kitteh is happitayle wifout furs. Butt (!!) tu me, Personal Opinion Only, they is creepy. Kittehs, and goggies, wuz designed tu haz teh furs, Aifinkso.
Agreez. No furz iz gen, gen, genititic muteshun, dey iz wud not survaiv in waild. Iz feelz bad fur poor kittehz wif no fur…
{{{{{{{Q}}}}}}} I am a survivor of cancer that
was cured by surgery 21 years ago. Please let us
know how things are going for you. Lotta hope
here.
That’s mah sisters cats and da nekkid kitteh is very happeh wifout furz^^
U iz creepy McCreeperstuns.
teh nawt-nekkid kitteh on teh right luks zaktly liek mah Spooky, same slietly indignant fase, too.
lol:) He he looks so cozy
I love bald Cats! I definitely have to wear clothes to bed. If not, I’m covered in scratch marks from them digging at my blankets trying to get under. I will never have nice sheets.
Poor kitteh jus need some warmf…
iz a devunz rexx lulz haz wittle here wen bornzez