Wouldn’t it be easier to
Wouldn’t it be easier to go UNDER the fence?
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ai lykz eh chellunj!
Congrats 2 u fur leedin teh macrame!
Yep, but moar fun dis wai!
gud mornen (aftanoon) anni! wii bii tyd!
Yep, a fibe wai macrame!
but then we wudn’t has this grate lol!
yew r gettin hevvy
he aint hevvy, he’s my bother!
oh yesh! ai hav 4 bothers myself!
an ai haz 5!!
Ai had 2 an dat wuz 2 2mennee!
an ai haz a siscat, an ai are teh yungest – mayd fur an innerestin kittehhood!
Ai iz teh awldist – Ai haz a sistur 14yeerz yunger dan me an teh bruvvers aer in bitween (wun still alibe)
14 yeers – a bit of a gap! mai awldist bother wuz 8 1/2 yeers owldeer than mii! Hee krost teh brij in 1991 – luukemiya – butt awl teh otters are still alibe
ohai, uniquekitty, hao r yu? R yu working today?
ohai booklion! long time no see! ai hazto go to werk at 3PM – noo jawb (sayme kompanee) werking in the Quality Control Lab!!
Oooh! Congrats! on the new jawb. Is bedderer, aifinkso, yes?
Is job near Syracuse? I’m going to drive up. Mebber we can meet for late lunch or tea before you go to werks?
job iz rite heer in Camden. ai werk for International Wire, they have a wire mill in Williamstown(wher ai uzed tew werk); 2 in Camden, one is IW heedquarters(where ai werk naow), an they hab 4 other wire mills in CNY. wuld lub to meet yu, butt nawt haz tyme todai.
maibe sum weekend? Plasticat an ai wuz tawkin bowt goin to Watkins Glen sumtyme…
Okee dokee…we meets anuvver time. I luvs teh Watkins Glen…it be fun to meet there nd hike up teh Glen togevver.
sownds gud!
Yep, her wuz an affer thort – intenshunul – 6 yeers affer teh yunger boi.
Kwit complaynin an BOOST MEH UPZ!!!
Arrrgh! Ur butts awn mai faise!!! Ur butts awn mai faise!!!elebenty!!!
haha!!! NMTA!
Nawty mynds think alyke?
derez eh nawtee reepli heer, bawt im NAWT gonnuh sae eet. O noes, nawt mii…
ai jus tink eet
heeheehee!
oi… us a reel majishun catena
(adn ai gess us riet tooes)
Butt (!) ai WANTS tew goes OBER it!!!!
O heer Yu ar !! Iz gud tu sea yu heer !!
Ai wuz yus torkin tu yu on teh lars lol !!
Ohai, PB! Fanks foar teh inbitashun! Ai is slow awn teh uptake but heres ai ams wif teh bagels nd tea foar brekkfest noms! Happeetayle Cananananadian Fanksgibbin to mai cheezfrends! Ai iz fankful foar u all!
Ile hab a bagel plzthx nd ime off baibaiz. Iz orlreddi Chewzdai heer. Bai.
Heres u go, PB, enjoy! Bai!
Hewminz amz brillyuntz!
Bildz grayt beeg lawwwwwng, tawll Skratcheengz
Poastz 4 boaldz Kittehz
Grayt Beeg Doggehz libbz
awn uddurr syde ubz Skratcheengz
Poastz. Don’tz crawlz undurrz!
Strypee Kitteh feenkz
Liddill Sisturr shoodz luze sum
wayt b4 clymmeengz!
Jack.
Dat haz teh awesum, Jack!
*clappity,clappity*
lubsorinjwuns!! yu still heer?
wunnerfall az awlwais!
I Agree, Some ol’ Buns
I agreeee, sum buhns
Tuxie kitteh: But wayt! Aym taller. Let’s try it with MEH on teh bottom! That shuld wurk!
Cheez, Moe!! Noe moar awl-yu-kan-eet gushifud-bowfays faor yu!!
ohai, mai cheezefrendz! itz stil moarnin heer in VHF, so ai haz brot brekkfust – fronchifyed toatstix (mayd frum challah bred soe thier nys and lyt), wif maplol sirrup, wippy budur, sinnyminny, sordid frootz adn berys, adn chopded nutz. Happee Moandae!
*nibblol nibblol*
I is bery nauseated rite nao, but in cheezland da fud nawt bother mi stomach. Tayste lovely!
Can I plz plz plz has hugs?
Just quit job and walked out of shelter… could not handle anymore, too much being forsed to do what feels wrong, too much crying, too much being yelled at, an this morning got told to stick one of my own foster kittens in one of the tiny death-row cages.
I can has crying right now… needing hugs bad.
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Oh my dear – I am so very very sorry for your pain!
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sending you all the love in the world.
And a floofy blanket, and hot tea, and the knowledge that you have helped so many, so very many. Think of those…
P-K, let me tayke sum of that pain away…though the pain you are feeling is a tribute to your good heart. Though this is a terribly sad thing, I think you will find a way to turn this to the greater good. I don’t know what or how yet, but you will find a way and you will do it. Bless you, prysma.
Ai be trying to see it as an edumacayshunal fing.
It gibed me nuvver purrspektive on some fings, an it did give me some motivayshun to do this:
Feline Harmony Cat Consulting <- is ME, altho still needs sum graffics, an ai haz tu mebbe cleen up a fing or tu an add some general kitty info.
Ai trying berry berry hard to see things as awl leeding sumwhair ai spost tu be… is just hard sumtiems. Not as hard wif awsum frenz, tho!
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Yes!!! P-K, this looks great! You will be very good at this.
Mazel tov!
Sounds great. Much happiness with it.
ohnoes – that iz awful!! {{{PK}}} haow kan dey tell yu to put wun uv yur bebehs on deethrow??!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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oh how awful!!!! Heer u sit in dis nice cumfy chair bai deh fyre.
*tukz blankee rownd PK.
I git u a cuppa hot cocoa.
*putz milk on tu heeting.
*mixing in deh shugger and cocoa
*porez it intu a big mug
*Lukz at PK — addz a juffer uv baileyz Irish Creem
*springklol sum marsheemellows on top
Dere, now, u just snugglol heer and drink dis. U feel bedder soon.
*faispaw* mebbe dat shud b a jigger uv Baileyz….. I just washed mai finnnerz adn kant dew a fing wif em!!!!!
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It just goes to show, sumbuddy awlways has it wurse dan I do…I can be so selfish sumtimes *has cryings too*
Fanx, guis… ai nawt beend heer much coz been having teh bad pleh RLS, but ai know where tu go fur teh hugs an luvs an support!!! Ai scared coz gotta find another job of some kind quick, but kinda releeved, coz been feeling more an more sick in the mornings ebree day I had to work.
ChocoChick, what ai missed? What wrong? Is not selfish to has a sad or ask fur help when you having bad times!!! {{{{{{ChocoChick}}}}}} Is sharing teh bad times wif good friends that makes them not so unbearable!
I haz sctizophenia…and mi bery best frend in the whole wurld is bery bery sick and has to quit school and move back to Germany. I nawt kno when I be seein her again…dis just makes da voices worse. So much worse dat I get sick to mi stummik and throw up a lawt. Plus also we was gonna go to a convention together and that was supposed to be our last hurrah together and nao she says she’s feeling to depressed to eben do dat! I nawt no whut to do! I want to halp her owt, but I can barely take care uv myself.
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Best wishes for love and healing to you and your friend.
Oh, hon, that’s awful!!! Do you have any kind of decent support network? Someone you can turn to you can trust? That’s a big and scary thing to be dealing with by yourself, no matter how much love and support we can give you via the Interwebs.
I has Dr. Tinycat (psychiatrist) and Dr. crazycat (therapist) and my Momma and Daddeh, but my frend was da mayne support pillar in mi network an nao she’s collapsed! I live in a berry small town (aprox. 280 peeps) and dere is NO ONE my age here. Awl gone to college or married. So the interwebs be my only resource. Besides, I had a nitemare last nite dat one of my nieghbors found out about my hallucinations and was horrified by them…
If naybor got horrified, then naybor be stoopy. Iz a being sick, just lyk fizzikul visibul stuffs, an nawt yur fault OAR enny uv naybor’s bizzniss! (Ai do know what small towns be lyk tho.)
Plz to keep yur pointmints wif yur Dr.’s, otay? Ai haz a releeved yu haz teh supportive parental units. It sux yur frend moving way, but yu can haz frendz heer! Cheezpeeps berry good at being frendz, yeshyeshyesh!!!
{{{ChocoChick87}}} Sendin u purrs and woofs of currij.
oh, the small town stuff is hard on anyone, ChocoChick (I grew up on a farm outside a village of 200). I hope your Dr. Mindcats are giving you good help, and can direct you to some networks of people who can understand and become friends. And are you keeping in touch with your former classmates through email?
Sum of dem…dere is one dat I should kall, come to fink of it…she may nawt answer rite nao but she will anser sooner or later. Seems like awl we eber talk about is mi problems, dough. I just glad she nawt mind.
Iz gud yu has friends, eben if they haz moved. And mebbe find out more about her life, too. Gibs you ovver fings to fink about, too.
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we’ez here furr yu to gib yu lubs adn support adn teh DrTinyKats will halp yu too, pleez to trust tehm!
U hang in dere, CC87!! keep seeing ur Dr.Tinycat. Him shud b ablol tu git ur medz stratened owt. I hopez he kin make deh voicez going away. {{{{{{{CC87}}}}}}
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chocochick, i haz prayrs for yoo so yor dr. tinycats an teh peeples in yor life will knowing how to halping yoo an so yor mind an body can respond teh way tehys supposed to to teh treetments. iz good an not selfish to share burdens an halp eech ovver! {{{{{{chocochick}}}}}}
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O noze {{{{{{{{{{p-k}}}}}}}}}} ai am sew sawree fer ur trubbles
an hugs tew {{{{{{{{ChocoChick}}}}}}}}
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OMG. Very sad. {{{prysma-kitteh}}}
Sending hyooj amounts of Lurv to u.
{{{{{p-k}}}}} yoo needed to get owt ob ther. yoo haz done yor bestest, but taht wuz not a gud playse for yoo, yoo must taking care ob yorself before yoo can halping ovvers. i cant imajine anywun wuld not gib yoo a noo job, wif yor skills an caring. yoo haz halped so many kittehs, eben if yoo culd not save tehm frum being sended to teh bridj, yoo haz many many luving furry frends tehr hoo kno yoo lubed tehm an did yor best for them.
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you been doin a wundermus job halpin dose kittehs, fink positif adn awl teh gud fings will come arownd bak to yu.
*raps pk in sawftee kitteh blankit wif sum cumfurtin hawt chokklit*
But sum of us kittehs reeeellly enjoy the challenge. Some of us would try to walk thru the fence.
Ghost Kitteh haz ghosty-liek prawpwertys? I weesh I kud walk thru walls and fences and stuff. Then, I breeng Bitter Troll weeth me to sneek in2 Girlys baffrooms. (I picked him, cuz from what I has seen, he likes theese stuffs.)
Ohai peeps!! Lastee nite mii BamBam maded me laff (an I needed it affer pakin pakin pakin – and criin ober stuffs in Matt’s room) — I was takin a baf and reedin and, well, nawt awl ub mii fits unner da water … sew BamBam sneeks up and den he walks out on tops ub mi, likee Iz a boat or a peer inta da wadders!! And den he sits down!! Ifinkso he foughted dat he wood takes a nap!!11?? Onna mii bare skins, inna da baftub!! UMffpppf – silly kitty!! I putted heem bak onna side ub da tub and maaded sur dat awl da parts stikin out da water was berry WET. Dat made heem stay onna the side… butt he lukked barry sadz and kept pattin at the wadders to see iffin it was drierer yet …
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}} taht BamBam sownds lyke kwite a karakter!
deed himz bring u a duckie tub toi? *kwack*
Oh, dat’s too funny, Elsa_Mama! He wuz trying to comfort you, aikinkso!
Loki haz dun that, tu! Iz funneh-funneh! Silleh kittehs, finking hyoomins be ai-lands in teh waters fur sitting awn!!!
An when ai haz a sad, him duz silleh fings tu making me laff. Aifinkso sum kittehs respond wif cudduls, an sum kittehs respond bai trai-ing tu cheer yu up!
{{{{{{EM}}}}}} <- fur teh cryings an teh missing Matt…
Mii Pebbles bee more seereeus minded — she wuz wachin da “Twodai” Show dis mornin (wif awl her appendages hiddin unnder herz belleh) an shee gabbed mii sum inbestmetn adbise. She sedded it wuz jest whut wuz da reecomendashuns and da guys dat da Matt Lauer has arr awlwaez da rite (sew Pebs sezs) —
70 purrscent inna futures onna domestix producks –shee foughted Meecees wood bee bestest and ta deeversify she foughted dat I cud awlsew pik up sum babbeh ratz (nawt Conga Ratz) and sum pinkie bunnehs (and ducks ub curse).
Shee den sed dat I needs sum interrnashunawl inbestments and shee reekomends Noo ZeeLander Lambz and mae bee sum African swallows or udder burds….
I fanked herz furr da inputs and reelized i had furr gotted to feedz her!!
:snerk:
Wow, so kewts! (applawz)
Kitteh paintin servis
Tryes noo fence project
Oops, somebody go back to truck–
We fergots paint.
anna da laddar!!
Wares taht Tom Sawyer gui wen u needz him?
guu ni ♪