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THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF FORCEFIELD
stoopid forcefield. awlwayz in teh wai.
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Ai want teh fishiez
Little fishy, little fishy… Yu can habs fishy!
*snerk*
Haz bin a whilz synz ai lukked at dem guise!
anti-grabbity!
Gud wun, BF473!
teehee! Fank u an congarats awn leedin teh 4 wai tye!
Kittehs likee to grabbity der ownz fud ifinkso!! Mi Pebbles founded owt da I faw herz and BamBam’s fuds inna da keechin and now wens da Jazzy puppeh owt sides or inna heem crate (he’s steel a bad kitteh chasin/ketchin/slobberin awn goggie) she lukks in der furr wut shee kin findz —
Da odder nite, jest afour ebberybuddy was goin ta beds she ranned downstares and founded da quale datz wuz fawin furr herz and BamBam breaky!! Dey eighted it mostlee frozee furr a bedtymes snak!!
Denz inna da mornin dey hadda eetz da samez fud azza da goggies (wuz da cow sew wuz Otay — dey likee cow) Ifinkso dey iz inna growf sprurtz cuz dey AWLWAEZ habs a HYUUUGEE hongry!!
Dis beez a storee dai furr me — i hopes etts otay!!
iz purrrfektlee otay, wii luffs storees!
Teh odder nite, hubdawg hads sum ham adn cheez adn crakker fur bedteim snak. Himz left dems awn teh taydble adn let teh goggies out fer niteynite potty brake. Weh hims com bak, Mezzo was nomming hims ham! Bad kitteh!
Hongry kitteh
Fishing for angler fish?
wel dey is defnitly nawt flattfish – dis an olefashund monnytur…
in fakt dis kittee be luckey eeben to get a byte…
if hii fawl off, hii gitz deh MegaHurtz….
Nawt eeben a bit ob a nibble? ‘K.
kitteh lukin 4 fishei, maybe deer b a cheezburger fishei! who knows!
Iz dat adhe fishee sammich u kin gitting at MikkeDz???
ai ken has swim pleis?
I can has filet o feesh?
wud u lyke friez wif taht?
An a banilleer milkee shakez!! Wif da whippee creemz onna tops – oh yea anna sum sprinkols — awl da colorz — an an an a cheerry onna da berry berry topz!!!
*gets owt 50′ ladder adn climbs to teh bery bery top ob teh whippee creemz*
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*sways in da wind*
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*glances down adn drawps a boks ob tomatos on bluesfan* Whoops! Sowwy!
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*puts cherry on beri beri top…*
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Nobody sneez!!!
Ow! Hay! Wach doze amatos dere jd!
*skritches hed* why wood JD clims a laddar ober BF’s hed wif matoes inna heem hans??? In cases he gotted hongree???
Weel, I jest glad he dwopped the matoes and putted da cheeries onna tda top and nawt da Vicee Versaz …
Nope nawt gonna sneeze — gonna NOM NOM NOM and SLLLLUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP upz dat hyuugee baniller milkeshake —
*ladder wobbles* Oh nose!!! I fallin…. *kersplooooch* Hay dis nawt sew bads — milkee shake is treeplol elebenty thiks sew I nawt fallz to da buttum — eets muchhee eezzeerrz ta eets and splurps it dis wai….
*duz da bakstroke ober to sum purrrple sprinkolz…*
What Kitteh do now wif flat skreen? No plaice to sit wif warms
vairy soul-less fings, dese noo monnyturs…
Dis remyndz meh uv mai Murphy kitteh. Ai hazza showr kurtin wif a coral reef seen awn it, bery brite cullers an shee sumtymes wil sit up awn teh edg uv teh tub an tri tew grab teh nemo fishies awf teh kurtin. Shee maiks meh laff wen shee duz taht!
Wen she wuz dunned didd da currtane steel werks?? Ett nawt habs beeg slashes innit frum da poiintee endz???
steel wurks, shee jus patpatpat at teh kurtin wen shee duz it, wif a bery puzzlold luuk awn hurr faise.
Haowsum eber, a few tymes teh gurlz haz bean tusslin, wif wun INN teh tub (wai? ai haff noe ideea) an wun owtsyde teh tub…an teyhy commense trine tew tare eech uvver up FRU teh showr kurtin…and uv korse dey yank teh showr rawd daown…resultin in mush kitteh pannik an mayhemz!
Tee Hee — dat kinda happined heer da otter dai wend da kittehs nocked da gate down da stares!! Da gate is too keep Jazzeh puppeh owt ub da upstares — butt it nawt keepz kittehs owt ub da downstares… (dey likee to run down da stares and den run bak ober da gate wen da Jazzy chasifiyes dem. Den dey laff and point at silly Jazzy and say nyah nyah nyah!!!)
Weel, gate musta bean nawt tite cuz wen da leetol bitty kitty jumped onnit it CWASHED down da stares!!! I wented to luk ta see adn bof kittehs bee sittin onna sa tawp stare awl tucked in and jest lukkin at dat gyoofy gate!! Wuz da funneh cuz dey nawt seamed scared jest interwested …
Odeerodeer – kittehs pea’d in a flannik, aifinkso!
Pik shoor mennyu atz teh see fud rest a rawnt – … ay’l haz wun ov tohse, adn tu ov tohse … adn OOH! Elebbenty ov tohse! …nomnomnomnomnom *BURP* *skyooz, pleez* … nomnomnomnom …
dont fall in! (or make a leak)
nao DAT’S sum hard wattur!1!
Mai too kittehs has a-p-p-o-i-n-t-m-e-n-t at v-e-t on Fryda to bee – ahem – ‘dun’ nau tey six monfs old. Poor kittehs. Hav hidin nyoo carria box. Hope tey don’ see this post!
Ai tryded stuffining tu kittehs inz wunn karryer wunce – nebber agen! itz tukked mih haff teh dae to rownd tehm bofe ups agen, soe ai putted tehm inz sepprut karyerz ebber affatur taht. ai puttehd teh karyerz awn teh bakseet uv teh kar faysing eechudur, adn tehy wur meeyoweng bak adn forf lyk “Yoo inz jayul!” … “Noe, YOO inz jayull!” Doapee kittehs!
ohai cween – um, hmm, uh, aifinkso CC87 mite knead sum cheezpeep encouragemints..pls tu go tu myne profile tu linkee tu hur if ennywuns haz a minnit fur sum hugs…fank y’all berry, berry muchlee.
Shii wuz on an eerlier lol and gotted much huggz adn lubz… I will sending hur a note on hur profile, tu. I b glad u iz conserned… shii b needing awl deh halperz shii kin git. *sigh* iz so hard tu halp wen wii b so far away. but wii due wut wii kin. ♥♥♥♥
shirley wee try…I’m glad she bisited urlier…cuz I wuz jes dryve bye lurkin on my lonsch brake…an am happee she’s bisiting eben if eets jes lurkin tu mayke hur feels betterur…schmooz tu awl!!!
erm…Griffyn, cud u maik ur bloo naim link tew ur profyle sew wii cahn dew taht? ai clikee awn ur bloo naim an it taiked meh tew an abertizment
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ohai bf473 – my linkee is tu halp wif medisins if sum peeps mite knead it…aifinkso itz easier if I jes postify CC’s linkee…close it up…fanks agin!
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Onliest wae to do dis is set teh carryur on end after teh #1 kitteh is in, and kind of pour teh #2 kitteh on tops.
Of coarse, when one kitteh is an 18-lb Rushhun Bloo dey dont pour so gud. He has to has his owne carriur. An ridin in a carryur makes mah poor Meezer Simon verrah sik an stressed.
Now I has a vet whu maeks teh howse calls for teh shots an stuff. Teh boys still goes in carriers to wate for him, but they dont has to ride in teh car.
I hadded three kittehz and too carrierz… depended on whut kinda mood dey wuz in az to hoo shared and hoo got deh privaceez.
TEEHEETEEHEE! Mai Audrey, teh blak aristokat, is teh pourabibble kat – noe probblum foar hur to goe inz teh krayt … teh probblum kitteh wuz teh Lily … hurz wuz teh Mainecoon kitteh, adn shih wuz teh NAWT pourabibble nonehaow, nonewaiz! Teh Lily Mainecoon hadded tu bih rapped inz teh towull oar blankee adn tehn putted inz teh karyer – otter whys ai wud get teh shreddeded-owwies!!
A kitteh naimd Cannoli – haow kyoot izz TAHT!!
Yu remyndifyed mih – wih haz teh eggstraw karyer ebber sints teh Lily wented tu teh rainboe brij, adn ai nead tu doanayt it tu teh Hyoomay Soesyitee – teh low cal wun haz teh frift shawp, adn teh wunz tehy doan youz at teh shell tur, tehy sel in teh shawp.
Eye don haf to tayke kitties bery fah, so eye cud do too tripz! But iffen eye put bocks OWTSIDE dore, an eye mist, tey wud bee in nex cownty!!
Dese inbisibul foarse feelds are obur teh howse. I cant has burdees in teh trees eethur,
IT kitteh
says best solushun to nom the problem
Hewminz canz summtymez
toarmentz Kitteh byez yoozeeng
Prittee Skreen Sayburr
Prittee Skreen Sayburr
maykz Majjikk Windo luukz lyke
Beeg Cleer Fishee Playss
Majjikk Windo habz
habz Mayjurr Advantijj dat
Kitteh nawtz getz Wetz!!!
Majjikk Windo amz
awllso ekksellentz playss 4
wawrm, deelishshuss Napz!
Jack.
cyber fish, not so yummy.