
Me… And my shadow…
but i dont wantz it 2 follo me!
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Me… And my shadow…
but i dont wantz it 2 follo me!
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: OriginalObe via Our LOL Builder
Splorting down teh avengnu.
conga rats awn an soloe nawt sekkund NS !!!
No Columbus Day sillybrayshun heer — ai iz atwerk.
Ai haz a jealous! Sum pepolez mite no unnerstan, but ai mis mai wurk an am sad tew no be wurkin. Ai lub ewe fur wurkin! Go, Nightshyde! Ewe air doin gud, OH yesh!
dis wun kwiet lol…………iz ebrywun awf sillibratin kolumbo dai?
Oh dear me! When peeps do show up, der gonna be so many splorts ovr dis one, ur gonna need mi zamboni to scoop up teh brains, aifinkso! ai gotta go, butt (snerk!) here, I’ll leaf u the keys willy boy! Can u handle it?
akshully ai haz tu leaf inna phew minuets two!
mehbe yu cud jest parque et neerbi an leaf da kees innit?
Awwwww *SpLoRt*
I can haz shadow too???
aww – yu haz beegnliddle splort! das kewt……..
ohai sawri…
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv lil kitteh brudders onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, CC. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
Wii nawt can sillybrate columbo dai in Souf dakotah…Wii haz tu sillybrate teh Natib Americun dai.
yoo sillybrates by poking Italian men with pointy sticks? Wud be appropreeyate I finkso…
Stop following me, or else I will has to tell mawm
iffin yu due aiz tellin wut yu deed yezturdai – STN!
alrite come along then, but don’t utter a meow
oboi, oboi………dis gunna bee funz……….
ai wil bee soe kwiet………….ai prawmiss
Hay, wher wii going? Huh? Wher? Can ai has a nikkel for sum nip? Can ai, plz plz? Ooh, likkit tath big goggie! Ai’m tired – will yoo carry mii?
we iz going to Midge’s, her nip iz deh bestest
now be quiet and stop whining
Ar wii der yetz!!! Wi bwan walkin furr HOURS!!!!
will dere b uzzer kittehz dere??
Wut kuller iz hur howse?
Duz shii b habbing toyz I kin playing wif?
Iz dere grass tu rolling on??
How mennee treez duz shii hab in hur yard?
Am dere burdz in deh treez?
Wut kinda burdz?
Kin I kliming deh treez?
Duz u think I’ll b able tu catch a burd?
oar mebbe a bug?
Iz dere bugz dere?
Wut kinda bugz?
I hope shii haz gushifudz fur us.
LOL
Splort warning! Teh Splort Weather Instatoot says u should be on the lookout for–
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Oh deer u ben splorrted fur a long wylez…… but I heer to helping u noaw.
*runz adn gitz teh CCC.
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a liddul pile.
*Scoopee, scoop, scoop.
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Oopsee!! awlmost fergotted …. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
Thank u very much, Cweenmj. I be’s all rite.
*fliiz in wif majiklol un-splortifyin-wand, and wabes eet at awl da splortified Cheezpeeps*
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Nao, no beh lukin at da kyewt wifout protexuns!
Thank u, BuddyDitzmoresMom
Otehsweetniss! Bebbeh BC faw woes himz beeg sibwing! **titenz CHRG, addz dukkytape**
Liddill Kitteh ackz
Beeg Bruvvurr: ‘Wye t3h growdz goez
sawffz 2 hawrdz so fasst?”
Liddill Kitteh wawntz
2 knoez ansurr 2 ayjj~oaldz
kewsschun: “We dayr yet?!!!”
Liddill Kitteh may
nawtz keepz up wiff Beeg Bruvvurr,
butz himz tryz himz besst
Jack.
yay jack!! tahts a sweet ohaiku bowt teh liddle bruvver an big bruvver!
iz berry kwy-it in cheezland tunite…iz nawt hallo-lol-ween yet, rite? RITE?
Rite! We haz moar den two week-week-weeks untill Hallo-lol-ween!
Ohai NS! Wutz yur liddlol wun gonna bee, du yu nose yet?
She wanted to be TinkerBell again, but she tried her old costume on and deemed it too itchy. *sigh* “I’ll just be Belle.”
Ai wanted hur to being Belle in teh nawt sekkund place!
Ai mite be Belle in hur bloo dress (iffin Momcat kin alter teh Alice kostyoom she maded meh last yeer) — or ai will be Alice agin.
O teh KYOOT! An yur liddlol wun kyoot tu!
We wuz boaf Alice last yeer (Alici?) — maeks sense cuz sheez mah Mini-Me.
*Sneekingz up bhind PH and NS*
RAWWWRRRR!!!!!
*giglolz*
**jumpz berry hi inna ayre** ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Halp halp!
**peeks frum behind curtinz**
Few!
Oitzyu yur madjistee! Yu skeered me! Ai LUB bean skeered at dis tyme ov yeer!
{{{{cweenmj}}}
Hao yu iz? Yu eggskaype teh snowz?
Yes, wii randed souf wif a kwikkness!!! wii iz in Aztec, NM. it b nice and warm heer.
EEEEEEEEEP!
*jumps up, flips ober, & hangz onto teh ceiling tiles by hur poyntee endz*
Um — a littlol halp, plz?
*carfulli unhuks yur pointee ens wun atta tiam*
*gentlee sets yu dawn awn teh flor*
*hugs* heer yu go!
Phew! Fankies, whiskers. Ai thot teh kleening kroo mite hasta get meh down.
*eyes cweenmj nervusslee*
yur welkom! dats whut cheezfrenz ar for!
No, et es nawt hallo-lol-ween yet….Ai du nawt no wut ai wanna be…..hmmmmmm….*drinks hawt chawklit while finkin’*
Ohai Jeremy! **extends culurful wing ov frenship** nicetameetcha! Aiz trine tu deeside wut tu bee tu, we haz tu go tu a cawstoom pardee. **drinks margareeta while finkin**
*taps paw tu wing so as nawt to rufflol feathers* Et es a byootimus wing, and is berry nice tu meetchu tu.
*still finkin awn costoom*
**blushiz** Whale fankyoo fur teh compla, compleem, conpalmin, um, fur the nice wurds! Butt (!) yu kin shayke, ai iz nawt eezalee ruffloled!
**stil finking awn costoom**
Mebbe u kud be a parrot wif a littlol pi-rat on ur shoulder!
Now Dat iz gud ideah!!
Mii adn mai sha~a~ad oh
tappity tap tap
Strolling down deh abenoo,
tippity tappity tap
Mii and mai sha~a~ad oh
tappity tap tap
Nawt a sole tu tell ower trubblolz tu
tippity tippity tap
Adn wen itz twelb o’klok,
tappity tap tap
Wii klime deh stare,
tippity tappity tap tap
Wii neber nok,
tappity tap tap
Fur no buddy’z dhere
tippity tippity tappity tap
Just mii adn mai sha~a~ad oh
tappity tap tap
Awl alone adn fee line bloooooooo!!!
tappity tap tap
tippity tappity tap tap
tippity tippity tappity tap
JAZZ HANDZ!!!
*thundrus applesause!!!*
Dat wuz wunnerful, mah cween!
*dukz deh thundering applolz*
Oh mai CC!!! Run, run fur livez!!!
Itz a stampeed!!! Da widee applolz haz bean asceered and iz stampeedin fru cheezland. Sabe yerselbs!!! Call da Cowbois!! Wii needz lots an lots ub Cowbois!!!
Mebbeh ai wheel jist wayte heer fur teh cowbois… yu nose, jist tu makye shore dey donut need halp… Yu guise jist run alawng… **applies lipstick**
Heer cumz da cowbois!! Dey ridin da painty hosses!!! Um Ohhhh … derz lots ub dust!! Ummm…. PH? U mite wanna luk inna da mirra — yer lippestik be awl cubbered inna da dust ….
**klappity klappity klappity** dat wuz wunnerfull, cween! Teh jazz handz reelee addid tu it! **hazza eerwurm**
…me and my shadow. Where ever weeee go it’s me and my shadooooow. *insert musical score here*
oops, i borked it: should be: Where ever weeee go everyone knows it’s me and my shaaaadoooooow
**pokes hed in**
Ohai, frenz!
I iz still awn teh bakayshun, butt wantid to tell y’all dat dere iz a noo pikshur awn my profyle….
Ohai, red! Looks lyke a rowdi bunch, aifinkso, yesh?
Ooooohhhh, yesh! U nawt kno teh haff ov it!
Dere be fwee stayts reprizintid dere.
Kaer to gess witch fwee?
Ai gess…Kentucky, Tennessee, adn (shot in teh dark) Virginia??
Teh nawt-sekkund too iz rite, butt teh Birjinya wun iz rong.
Fink “Souf” an cloaser too yoo.
Hmm. Mrs. Ippi? Looeazyannah? Too mani choyses, we has them.
Gawja?
Nope.
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TEKSIS!
Omaigarsh. Taht tall chap izza Texan? Lawdelpus.
You bet yer sweet…………um………behind?, yeah…behind that it is.
Ohai Dan! Are yu havin a guud dai?
aside from gettin’ mah christmas goose early (you just cannot see everything inna picture, can you) more or less……….yeah.
Be glad Hurs cud nawt find teh spurs adn teh riding crop!!
Wrr mai man, you have noooo idea how accurate you are.
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Margaritas were involved……big ones
mebbee hur shud git nerf spurz…. dehy don’t poke holez in deh wadder bed…. just saying…. no, i not speeking frum speery entz….
Cween – I nawt has a wadder bed enny moar. Did menny yeers ago, tho.
*lukz a pixor* OMCC!!! itz StageHandDan!!!
*grins* yahupp
*Waivez floofy pawz tu deh eest*
Oh hai, Dan!!!!
Lukz like u haddded a fun Cheezmeet!
yeh, alas, I must storm westward at ((^*)&% in the a.m., much to do on the home front.
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howarydoin?
wii iz sittin in Aztec enjoyin deh lubblee fawl kullerz and sunnyshinez. ☼
Gud Fur U cweenie. Wii iz sitting inna snoedirft in nawt warm windee Souf Dakotahs.
izdeh snoez up tu ur a$$hole yet??
Onlee if ai sitz awn teh porch.
:snerk:
Did hii bring hymes 10 gallon hat?
nope
Wif cat-lyke tread,
Upawn owr prey wii stealz;
In silence dredd,
Owr cawshus way wii feel.
No sownd atawl!
Wii never speak a wurd;
A fly’s foot-fall
Would bi distinkly hurd–
(–But teh kittehs need eyepatches adn cutlassessesses, aifinkso.)
*gasp* dat wus so gud! *clappity clappity*
Thank yew! Quotes from teh Glibert adn Sullolivan, we can has them! Little furry Pirates of Penzance aifinkso.
see…told u it was my friend. was not imaginary.
@@@@@! imaginary fren, FTW!
Dats wut my mahm swore dat yoo guies wuz!
is sumtymez hard tu splayn deh Cheezpeepz…. mai huzbin dunz’t reellee unnerstand bowt cheezland, eben tho hii haz metted sum cheezpeepz.
we’re awl jus fig newtons, aifinkso.
mmmmmmmmm……… fig newtonz…… nom, nom, nom,nom….
*Lukes at hands* I fink I’m real.
I KNO I be reel.
I has too mutch RLS to nawt be reel.
fig newtons eh?…………um………..er…………
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*looks pointedly at ceiling*
*looks pointedly at floor*
*looks desperately back at ceiling*
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beige…………..yep……….paint it beige.
beige? Rlly?
Ai wuz finking wii shud get michell angelol tu paint teh muralls awl ober teh ceiling
Ai donut fink mah throat wud hurt if ai wuz incorporeal.
floating kitty…
“Go away kid. You bother me.”
Never let a black cat walk in front of you.
Mai black kitteh alwais walked in frunt uf meh, except when hur wanted tu walk next tu meh and rub mai legz.
actually, never let any cat walk in front of you when it is the middle of the night, it is dark ,and you desperately need to make it to the restroom without tripping…thanks to my dear, late Shadow, i am missing several front teeth from a bad fall i took into a hallway table whilst tripping over her a few years ago
Gettin reddee to going hoam — ebbreewun stay warm & haz a gud nite!
Gud Nite NS. Haz a saef dribe hoam.
‘Nite, NS!
Hoap u feline beddur soon.
awweee… ur hello weeny abatar has da kajoot! nawt dat yer otter abatares wassint kajoot toes… da abatarkjootniscentral u is!
leetel bitteh shadoe….. so berry cyoot….. so….. floofy…… an softlee…. adn…..and……adn………………………………..
~*:splort:*~
O noes! RBTK iz down!
DingdingdingAOOGah! Here comez teh secondstring substitoot CCC!
*Scoops up teh splorted branes, scoop scoop scoop*
*Rinses with nice cool spring waterz*
*Puts them back in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Secures lid on hedd wif rainbow duckytaip*
*Applies new CHRG(wdoi)*
Okeh, RBTK, you sit comfortablee on teh splort recovery hammock adn munch this chonklit opossum, adn don’t look at teh kyoot for a little whilez. Kthnxbai!
Lolling down the avenuuuuuue!
fangz chew Doc…. Ai furgottid meh speshul cyoot goggulz afore ai wuz law gun into teh ICHC payjez.
::nibleez awn teh chonklit adn snorgles een teh floofy blankee::
i nebber gotted to see mah Shadow when she was a behbeh kitteh…when i adopted her, she was already the crazy-old-lady-kitteh @ sumwair between 5-8 yeerz old, so when she crossdeded the bridj back in February, she was already 11-14, although i think through my spare monkeh, littlol miss Butterscotch (nao aged 14 months), who has taken on manee of Shadow’s goofier traits, i get a pretty gud idea…especially her habit of preying on treat bags left in reach and horning in on my attempts to eat ice-cream
actuLoLy, teh shadow kitteh in teh piktur, is moar abowt teh siez of mah Tonya kitteh when i got her…giev or taek a few weeks…cyoot, fuzzeh bundlol of mayhem, who has growed into teh diva-kitteh of DOOM
OMG its a heartless KILLIT!
Is that a dig on the song?