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You can have pizza rolls or you can have spandex pants but you can’t have both. Trust me on this one.
kitteh can haz best of both wurldz.
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Kitteh haz gud adbies!
as kwik a paw as ebur ^^
ai wondur whuts in dat fridsh tho…
Myne iz ful uv helfee salid stuff an dyut yoggert!
Wat’s in your fridge? I hab:
Appols
Beer
Condiments ( abowt 40 diffreint 1s)
Dishes full ob leftobers
E…
Eggz
Fish
Gorgonzola
H….
Hambones
Ice (in teh freezurr)
Jyooses
K…
Hawt sawse
Iecberg lettuss
Jello
K….
Heafy frootz
Icee creemz
Jooces…assordid
Keewees
J…,
oops….
L…,
Liddol tinee pikcols
Milk milk
Navy bean soup
O…
Orinj (nawt poysin) joose
Pepperoni pizza
Quarter pounder burgerz
RAzzberryz
Sammon
Tomaterz
U…..
oh! ai finnished teh alphamabet, but wuz nawt logged in to werdpretzel! ai iz moderated! oh teh huge manatee! *sob*
There, there, tessm.
*handz tessm a chokklit martoonee.
U just sitting heer in dis big kumfee chair bai deh fyre and relaxifying fur a bit.
*sigh* ohhhh, fank yoo mai cween!
*curtsees*
Unaidentifryd sumfing grenish
Vejvbulz
Wiltee letis
X, fre ranj
Y….
Yogurt
Zip-lock baggies wif leftobers!
Gorgonzola! Oh, nom nom nom .
I juss made a 4 cheeseey lasania an gargonzola waz 1 ob da cheeseeys!
Kitteh intervenes on your behalf and tells you this as friend. Kitteh has your best interests at heart.
Thank u kitteh, u r sew halpful!
*snerk*
hao did yoo doos dat?!
Kitteh’s advice is relevant to your interests.
Would dis face lye to u?
really… hahaha, funny cat
tuxee kitteh iz NAWT kiddloling!
ai finks ai dun get dis ._. splain pleese
oh ai just gots eet >_< runsaweiwifakwikandshainess
Kum baaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!
Wii haz cookies.
Aifink Robbe haz prollee gon 2 bed – iz 1am ware him iz! Iz midnite heer, so Ai muss get 2 bed awlso.
G’nite awl, g’nite!
g’nite anni!
G’nite, anni!
*floofz pillowz
*tukz annipuss up in nice warm soft floofy blankee
*wif a hot wader bottlol fur hur feetzez.
G’nite Anni!!
woopsies yeah wuz leit and ai wus shweepee ^^
Ai can haz stretchy pants tho! Ai needs teh stretchy pants after teh pizza rolls, aifinkso!
Yep, `lastik iz berry yoosful!
mii tew – after teh stuffed crust pizza ai iz noming rite naow!
Snerk!
But….but…..but….but…….together, they would make me so happy! D:
Maybe jus haf
haff? ***wunnerz hao dey stayz up?***
which leg? Ai’ve alwaiz been partial tew mai write. Purrhaps tew hole pair is necesary. After all, it’z nearly nawt-summer.
Naw! Jus bottom partz of legz.
reminz me uv mebbe wuz Marfa Stoowart on Oprah or sumfin… Marfa referred to wun leg of a pantyhose, an Oprah (or whoever) sed, “Oh, u meenz a pantyho?”
In Cheezland u can haz boaf. Bofe?
Wut’s reely a littlol disterbifying is dat teh kitteh is telling dis tew a man.
Yanno, back in the dai, dere were sum guyz who could…er…wear those kinda pants. (Might has pictorial proofs somewheres).
“Could” is not justification. “Should” ought to be applied when we’re talking spandex. Especially where men are concerned.
spandex pants no gud unless u kan fill dem out – hav xtra pizza rolls!!
**veez… viz… pitchurs bryte greenz ober stuffeed dimplee sassagez cayreefyin peetsa rowls arownz da haus……..**
*****
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**runz aweigh fastly te finez da brainz bleech**
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kitteh finks, pizza rolls will be mien!!!
But nobody should have spandex pants, ever. Except maybe for KISS, but they managed to make them cool, which is really difficult to do.