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It’s mocking us
Not for much longer It isn’t
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It’s mocking us
Not for much longer It isn’t
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: andykatz via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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kurse mai lak uv posablol thumz!!!!
conga rats tew owr cween awn her furrvist-frum-lasst spawt!
fankeez jk2k!!! it b a ty wif carosue and u!!! I finso wii goez tu deh tybooteek and lukk arownd tu see wutz gnu!!
Yesh! Teh Halloweenie stuf myte be in by nao!
Konga rats, cween!
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An dat beh the wundermaus dat yew beh heer awl summer.
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Yew prolly is the glad yew is nawt heer nao, tho. Free to Fibe inches ub snoes tewnight. DEW NAWT WANT!
SNOW?!?!?!?!?!!?
Aieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*runzawayfast*
*Wishes shii cood runawaiwifakwikness tew sumware warm!*
ai cans confurm, mai leej! white stuff is coming owt ob teh sky with a kwikness rite nao (3:25 am CDT)
A fren had tew go tew an owtside wedding yesterdai, no plans to moob it inside wif bad wedder, an they all froze! sedd it was purdee tho, in Afton Park on teh St. Croy
doom has opoozabul fumbs!
wii haz a plan an wii’r nawt afrayd tew youse it!
Skwerlee beddur run fastlee!
run Leeza run!!!!
Dat izza beri tiny skwerlee! *Sundenly realizes I mite need glasses.*
I thawt it was a goffer, butt(!!), I’m sure in need glasses.
*whispers tu pj* I thot it wuzza burd. I git tu Dr. Tinyeyecat soon!
*whispers backto 3km* Mabee it’s an occelot.
veree lieklee!!
LOL!
Ai wuz luking on mai blakberrie n couldn see a thing!– evn with glsses!
Why do dey make stuff so small!
Phunnee storee: Mah Pixel-kitteh-grrl yewst tew sit inna window and watch da whirld owtsyd. Dere was a “garden wall” nawt far frum da windoe, nd a skwerl desided dat him was gunna teez mah kitteh-grrl. Shii got sew mad she was “chittering” an ai komded owt tew sea whii. Skwirl was just sew smug, ai hadda walk ober an open da skreen door fur Pixel. Dere was an awlmost awdiblol “oh cwap!” frum da skwerl, and “YES! Meet yr DOOM!” from Pix. Shii tore owt da door after da skwerl, dat wented up da tree. Shii followed da skwirlee about 5 feets up… nawt bad, kornsidering dat shii was deklawd inna front (NAWT mah dewing… ai gotted her lyk dat).
Dat iz da funni!!
Mai gurlz nawt eben lukz at da skwerlz. rabies. du nawt want! But Kinsey sabed us frum uvvur nabur kitteh yesdy. sush bad lanwij ai hurd, ai goze owt tu se nd shez insied patio wif stranjur owtside. Den wen ai goze owt she folowz nd goze tu maik shur itz gawn.
Whair iz teh hoomin tu opin teh dore??
sqwirrel betur run… dat cat looks ticked!
RHSB is safely at her destination! She says “Hello” to awl!
ohai 3km!!!! Eye hazza happee!!!! Eye jus gawt awf teh fone wif Red in RL!!! Eye cannawt hardlee beleef eet! Yay – Mini cheezmeet on Mondane in Memphis…Yay!!! Happy Dans, Dans, Dans!!!!
YAY!! Duzza da mini cheezemeet happi danse wif yu!! Wishin I wuz dere!
un huh – meeee two! wishin ewe wuz hear two!
Fankz Griffyn! I bii there in spirit!
Turn yu stoopy doornob! Turn! **putz owt pointee enz**
hey, people!! if you care or are interested enough to read all of these comments, you should try this!
copy/paste this code into the web browser instead of the html that’s there already:
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works on any website! :c)
my work here is done, *nods*
it no do nuthin! O n also hoowever can guess wat this icon is of gets lieftyme souply o cheezburgers (unless, o course, it changed to happycat). Good luck!
luks lyk happicat tew meh…
Moi aussi. Prettih greh happicat. Adn Ai refreshed teh Ctrl-F5 fings tu. Still happicat. Mister Ee, we has it? cheesebrrgrr, ar yu still wif us? Hallooooooo….
Ummmm, ai can reedz awl teh commints wifout awl dat jibberish. Wass taht sposed to complish fer meh? *has a suspishus*
I did a search. It supposedly does something funky to images. A couple of places I looked at said to do a google image search for any kind of image you want then paste in the code.
lol learn to fly penguin
O hai, guise! We had a mini-cheezmeet in (well, near) Warshington DC today! Pix are here
Luks liek ufn! Ai can has a littlol jellus.
W00t!!! Yay fur deh cheezee meetz!!! Wut a hansum groop uv peepz!! and dem unyun ringz b liiking purty gud , tuu!
The was teh yummy. For my main course I had shrimps and oysters which was teh tasty but also deep-fried and even now hours and hours later I have no hongry in site.
schwimps an oysters! Nao I hazza a HYOOG jellus! Mai fayba-writs! Du dey habba rawr bawr?
Nope. Just a sammich and fried-foods menu. But I usedta work in a office building wif a seafood place on teh first floor. We’d go there for drinkies after work and also got to be frenz wif teh raw bartender and we made out like, well, bandits, freesamplewise.
Wee yewzta go tu a westa-rawnt in Jorgetown data hadda gud rawr bar, an we got tu be frenz wif teh bartendur, and we did ok eetin, but did grayte wif freesamplewise drinkin.
Well, we did too, also, actually. I didn’t want to give teh
rongrite impression.It wasn’t teh Sea Catch, by any chance, was it?
Ai hazza BEEG jellus! Ai wish ai kudda made it! Glad yu had fun!
I wish that too! We will has to find a time for another Cheezmeet sometime soon. Only it would have to be Tessless, since she libs way over on teh other side of teh country!
YAY! Oh, da mysterious Jack haz revealed hymself! Oh, I hazza jealous LCB. Tessem, Jack and You. Tuday RHSB hadda meetin and tommarow too!. Whaaaaaa!
Jack Deth and Tess M
Meet LCB in Virginia
Mennee noms and fud
Jack Deth and Tess M
and LCB say “Yes yes
We can haz cheez meet”
Cheez peeps all say “Awwww,
wish I could have been there too
Lukks liek lots of win!”
(Okay, nowhere near as good as Jack’s efforts)
*clappity, clappity!*
Was teh good, yes! I should’ve rembered to say that Tess and I prank-called Kim’s cell phone!
WHUT???? LCB an TESs did a prank???!!! eye canot bleev it!
KK: nyse pome, eye lykes teh part “We can haz cheez meet”!
ai hoaps eye can, 2! I onlee had won sew far, butt(!) I got 2 meet JCH10000Kittehs and her majisty teh kween MJ!
NE buddy want 2 comes 2 OKay-homay? wii can haz cheez meet, 2!
Yesh, iffin ai duz a pome taht Jack yewshilly duz, izzit a haicoup?
Ai gettid teh lubbly meesij frum LCB and TessM. Had to be at stoppy pleh werk nd missifyinged it. Butt (sniker) ai haz sayved it!
PLEH!
Ohai kittehs! I can has lub plz? Ai has tew go tew teh hospital tewmorrow tew sea teh DrTinyNeuro-New…. HED Dr … Ai has hyro-hydra-watter awn teh brayne an itt haz a drain fidng tew draien teh eggstrkafluid rounr teh brain.Sum ppl havo dis an wen teh fing nawt wer der bodies fix tehmselves… Nawt meh. If teh fingr is borked den ai haz tew git itt fixeded oar ai will dai. … Ai dun liek surgery… butt(!) ifn ai has tew has itt den ai has tew.
Yew kin haz orl teh lubs yew need, bebbeh Taya, frum me and Buddy nd Ophelia (Buddy’s bebbeh sistur who iz not as gud at flyink as Buddy, yew wil haz to teech hur wehn yew is moar betturer).
Holding yew in teh liet.
***Sends good wishez adn healing beams tu taya***
Get well wifakwikness adn come back to play wif us, kthxplz?
ditto teh heeling beems an lubs an prayerz!
an teh get well wiffadooblolkwikniss, PLZ! It’s alwayz such phun whin yoo come an play wiff us hear at ICHC!
I so srry bout teh stoopy wadder been in teh rong plase! Butt (!) ai Beez sew glad that yoo goes 2 C dr.tinyhedspecialist! Take care ob yoreself!!!
Lub, Kitkay, Yippee!!! and Zippee!!!
copycatditto healing beams, love and prayers.
love, mary0spocknsweetpeamaisouietc.
ohai taya! whare has u been??
sorry you has teh sergeree tomorrow…
Hope everything goes well, please let us know….!
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ai trai tew commint usin mai phone butt (!) stoopy weirdpretzel eeted tehm. Ifn ai duz has surgeree itt may not bii tewmorrow. Ai has putted noo piccy ob meh in mai pics.
(((taya)))) Hoaps yew gets wall wif a kwikniss!
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Feel better soon!
*gentlol hedbonkz on deh pleh hed
hopez u b awl bedder soon, taya!!!
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ai hoap sew tew
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{{{{{{{bebbeh taya}}}}}}} prayrs an snorgles an heeling beems for my bebbeh taya!
ohai, LM (srry 2 ahai jakk teh fred juss now) ai M wanting 2 sinds U an emayo; will look froo my male (snerk!) 4 yore address.
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Heelin beems comin yur wai…
{{{{taya}}}}} Hopin ebberfing goes da bestest fur yu!! Git well sooon! Yur in my prayers!
ohai, bebbeh taya! lawng time no sees! ai holds yoo in mai hart fur yur intire horsepittle stay an obiwan an zeekie sez take kare!
Minnee Cheezmeetz wuz
lawtza Phunn! wiff LCB
andz t3h Tessm
Wentz Stray Catz Caffay
urlee. Fowndz a boof undurr
prittee Catz paynteeng
Nomz wurz ekksellent!
Lawtz gud cawnvurrsayshun.
Nawtz wun in Hye~koo!
Soopurb way 2 spendz
afturrnoon. Luukeengz 4wurdz
2 annuddurr meetz!
Jack.
Ohai, Jack! eye saw yore picher and teh cheezmeets! w00t, w00t 4 yoo an LCB and Tessm!
rly??? *wanders around looking for picks*
Ohai, sweetmerry-0
clikky on LCB’s bloo nayme!
caluu:P♪
lol, happy cat lookin cat
Lol funnee. I went t o cormgratz u on ur FPger an foun out we was not friens no more. I thot we was? I are looney tunez. Annyway is funnee and I loled lots.
How to kill a mockingbird…